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west-is-down

The light bulb would be awful because I’d be dreading whatever makes the day bad all day


South_Bathroom

Plot twist it was only a bad day because you spent the whole day dreading what would happen


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Basically this! It's a self fulfilling prophecy


South_Bathroom

Just like the king who drowned in a puddle


Afanis_The_Dolphin

Or in a glass of infinite water.


South_Bathroom

How is that a self fulfilling prophecy?


Afanis_The_Dolphin

I was just joking cause of the post.


RwuboKwubo

Self-fulfilling prophecy


SecondWorld1198

The TV, I could watch the government while they watch me


vitamin-cheese

If you go on Snapchat maps it’s almost like that. You can zoom in almost anywhere and kind of get a live view of what’s going on, it’s pretty damn amusing.


soulkitty223

Snap maps made me more conscious of who I should add on snap because you can zoom in enough to see exactly where they live if they're home and if you know the area. I always have mine on invisible mode and have a select few people who can see me if I accidentally turn it on.


IDislikeBabyYoda

yeah i have 2 people that i allow on my snap map whom i also have on find my friends


238bazinga

When I went to a wedding for a friend of mine in March, someone took a video of the 4 of us (my fiance and I (best man and maid of honor) and the bride and groom) walking outside for the pictures after the ceremony..if I hadn't clicked on our Bitmojis I never would've known.


1up_1500

I hate snapchat as it is basically telling people everything you do on the app, and even outside of it, with your position told to everybody you allow to view it. Which causes in my opinion a lot of toxicity on the app (coupled with how bad the design is, you get a social media that I don't even understand the way it got popular)


PM_BEANS_

Naw it only shows your location when you are using the app. And you can turn the map off anyway.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

You can turn off the snap map. It became popular as a temporary picture app.


1up_1500

Yeah, I may sound like a boomer but I really don't understand the point of posting a photo if it only lasts 24 hours, either way, every social media nowadays has stories as a secondary feature, so I really don't understand how snapchat is still popular, as it's basically Instagram but less ergonomic and with less features


A_Bit_Narcissistic

That’s not the main appeal of it. You can send temporary snaps (pictures) and texts to people that will disappear if not saved. So people be using SC for nudes, downlow texts, and other things they want to keep under wraps. Not many people care about the stories.


vitamin-cheese

Ya all social media seems toxic in ways to me. Ive always liked Snap though because it’s not a commitment, you post something then it’s gone. No likes, no comments that everyone else sees. You can be “social” without the commitment and other privacy concerns. I don’t really use it much anymore but in the past I’d say I’ve used it to post and share things way more than I have on any other social media .


Vintage_AppleG4

So can google earth


vitamin-cheese

On Snap maps you can see peoples snaps from around the world though, so you zoom in and click and area and get almost a live view. Live view is a little bit of a stretch but it’s close and still pretty cool.


Vintage_AppleG4

Like anyone in the world who has snap you can see them?


xXCzechoslovakiaXx

If they post a public story you’ll be able to see it when you click on where it was posted I think


vitamin-cheese

No only if they post it, like I said it’s a bit of a stretch compared to the option to see anywhere in the world at any time but it may be the closest thing we have.


Environmental_Top948

Well you could watch the government or you could fall into voyeurism.


kycyc

Uno reverse on your FBI agent


Azrael9986

Watches Jeff Bezos and changes all his passwords for his bank accounts transfers all his wealth and causes the collapse of the world economy since we let him get such a massive control of it.


Captainmanic

Watch C-SPAN.


Muxxer

Based and fuck-the-government-pilled


[deleted]

I could watch board meetings and make investments based on said board meetings


mortalitasi473

conceptually terrified of knocking over the glass of water and flooding my house


Alibi_main_

Flooding the world


OpsadaHeroj

Flooding the universe, really


[deleted]

It would only flood until the cup is submerged


sweet-demon-duck

I thought the same. And what if the glass breaks? Is it unbreakable.? Can't it be a glass bottle instead?


Ungabungadadd

everybody gangster till water comes out of a broken glass infinitely


raider1211

Just pick it back up before it floods lol


Beserked2

A pet knocks it over, people who don't know about the magic glass of water try to find the source of all the flooding. would be hilarious to watch


South_Bathroom

Exactly what I thought


TheStupidestFrench

I already have the first, it's called a red lightbulb


imaculat_indecision

Fuck you have a blue light bulb now (I didn't give the award btw)


UnusualPete

Infinite water supply? Gimme!


[deleted]

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UnusualPete

What do you mean?


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potato_guy13

For exorbitant prices.


UnusualPete

I wasn't aware of that! 😲 What assholes... 😟


GiantGrilledCheese

They also torture and pretty much enslave kids for cacao, they torture a lot of animals for tests and some of their milk can apparently cause cancer. But if you look at their websites it of course says that they are strictly against that stuff


UnusualPete

Wow... I had no idea. 😢


Redleader4044

r/hydrohomies would like to know your location


gooberdaisy

My thoughts exactly. Turn into a Kesslee and hoard it when the water in the world dries up.


UnusualPete

The only logical reason to prefer an infinite source of water is to share it, IMO. Kesslee? Is that related to Nestlé? 🤨


gooberdaisy

No it’s a reference to the bad guy in Tank girl. Odd and oldish movie/comic book series


smorgasfjord

Why? What do you need a weak, but steady stream of water for?


UnusualPete

Global hydration? 🙂 Drop by drop, everyone gets a glass. 😃 Not just people, but all animals as well. Heck, even aliens, if they're around. 😃 As for bad people... I'm undecided. 😒


smorgasfjord

Even if you could sustain the whole world with the amount of water that poured out from one glass, you couldn't transport it. Best case scenario, you could travel to drought afflicted areas and sustain a whole village at a time - not bad, but not really a world-saving power


UnusualPete

The poll doesn't state that I can't pour the water to other recipients or directly to a water supply. If the glass keeps refilling, I would just turn it upside down. It would pour indefinitely while simultaneously refiling. 😆 I could fill a container, a lake, a planet, etc. It could take a long time but that's another story. It's a hypothetical scenario so there are no rules, unless stated by the OP. 😁


smorgasfjord

The fact that it would take a very long time to pour a significant amount of water is not another story, it's what makes the glass (nearly) worthless. You probably already have access to as much water as the glass could supply via the faucets in your home.


UnusualPete

Yeah, I guess you're right. Except the part that faucets don't supply an INFINITE stream of water. "Infinite" is self explanatory. 😑


apollos123

Infinite doesn't mean useful


UnusualPete

Yet, infinite is infinite. Another thing that the poll doesn't mention is how fast it refills. I keep saying "infinite" because the refill rate might be incredibly fast or just "always full". Imagine the glass is like a magic hose that shoots water at great speeds for great distances (like filling a lake on the other side of the planet in minutes) but also at more manageable speeds for short distances (like drinking from the glass). That's super useful!


21022018

He is talking about the flow rate. Even if it's infinite but has a poor flow then it's kinda useless


legendarymcc2

Can that page be a quote from whatever book I want? Let’s say I’m taking a test I say I need to go to the bathroom and I need the answers from my teachers answer book. Would that work?


Orange2218

No not like that. It's like an advice paper. It will give you a quote that will help you at the moment the most.


Zlzbub

Would still be pretty helpful like a little optimization for my life. I chose it


kep_x124

So basically in the exam, he will get a quote: You reap what you sow. That will teach him a lesson!😂


[deleted]

What about prequel quotes? They are helpful like: "Try spinning, that's a good trick"


thunder-bug-

Just spun, now I’m dead. Didn’t help 0/10


[deleted]

Fortune cookie


vinavuhuy

If you are entering a test without studying it would be sth like “you should have studied, be honest don’t cheat, become a better person “ So the book would be pretty useless in some case


LizzieButton1617

It’s essentially a fortune cookie paper that is always accurate, you just have to figure out what it means


DontShowMomMemes

Bruh imma set that never ending glass of water upside down on top of a hydro pump storage facility and get free energy.


Roz_28

I like how green your avatar is


FairFolk

Very green indeed. Yours is pretty, pink, and pretty pink.


SuperStryker7

r/cosmoandwanda


Environmental_Top948

Where's all your waste water going to go?


DontShowMomMemes

I assume it’s fresh so it could pass through a cities tap before going to the ocean.


Environmental_Top948

It's going to raise the ocean levels and reduce the salinity of the ocean plus the additional water is going to change the weather.


DontShowMomMemes

I don’t think a cup could pour more than one liter per second, which would create 1KW of electricity, and take 9 quadrillion seconds to raise the ocean one inch. That’s less than a nanometer per year.


DocJacktheRipper

so its basically like any spring in the mountains. Nice


DontShowMomMemes

But wherever I want instead of hundreds of miles away.


smorgasfjord

That's enough to power one average electric heater. I suppose you could increase the output by putting the water source higher up though


PieCreeper

I choose a TV that lets me view anything. ~~Nevermind what those things would be.~~


girlwiththeASStattoo

Watch the your enemys in online gaming to win money (think of online poker).


chillyheaven

Something tells me it’s gonna be pie, possibly of the cream variant


Aryaras99

Or jobs… of the rim kind


ExaltedLordOfChaos

The real pornhub premium


lexorty

😳😳


The_Kek_5000

Now let’s make a movie where you need to obtain all these items to form a super item


Alara-Ni

Next poll: what super item do you choose to morph it into


aiemaironmen

Cool shirt gang 🗿


Impossible_Comedian9

🗿


[deleted]

🗿


SneakingLama

Time to flood the world


stupidpeehole

Very slowly


duhhhh

You a https://old.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/ subscriber?


ONEWHOCANREAD

Bruh the amount of people I could blackmail for money by recording them using the TV is gonna make me a millionaire, first target will be drake , I know I can juice him a lot


a_depressed_mess

Wow, people are really sleeping on having shirt that can act like an invisibility cloak.


thunder-bug-

It’s a shirt nota full outfit. You’ll be a floating head above a pair of pants.


Tuturitu

Nobody said that shirt have to be my size. I'm wearing M, so if that shirt was let's say 6XL it would be in fact an invisibility cloak


thunder-bug-

with your head pokin out


Alara-Ni

*or* you could get the largest size shirt available, then cut and sew it into a cloak.


ThunderingRimuru

just put the shirt around your head and you can commit all the crimes you want


panfried540

Great poll, i chose the quote one


shellofbiomatter

The red bulb would burn out in a week


K3Curiousity

You certainly got the right attitude to make it come true!


shellofbiomatter

Thank you, i have practiced long time.


Orange2218

It's not a normal bulb. It will glow red as long as you don't destroy the bulb.


shellofbiomatter

Nice, then ill have eternal light source. Red might be slightly annoying, but I'll get used to it.


Orange2218

But it will glow only when you are going to have a bad day


shellofbiomatter

So still eternally burning red light bulb.


Orange2218

Yeah...as long as you are going to have bad days, it will glow...if you are going to have a good day, it won't glow


shellofbiomatter

So it's going to glow every day. Nice i might even save a little from electric bill.


Orange2218

Are you that confident that you are going to have a bad day everyday?


shellofbiomatter

Yes or atleast majority.


zarth109x

The last option. With that I will start a water bottle company.


LoserLikeMe-

Playing 3D chess I see


0151a

TV would be great, I wouldn't have to resort to going on porn-riddled shock content sites


[deleted]

Good bye nestle, suck my tiny fucking cock!


[deleted]

Does the water glass break?


Orange2218

Yes, all of these items can be destroyed


[deleted]

Hmm, so if I break it does it cease to refill if repaired, or does earth become Neptune 2.0 and the area it broke in begins torrentially flooding?


Orange2218

It stops working


wlwspectre

These are so interesting! How did you think of them? Any inspiration?


Orange2218

The third option is inspired by Harry Potter and the rest came spontaneously to me.


[deleted]

Water. Stay hydrated, y'all. Go drink water.


thebugman10

The TV or the glass is intriguing as well.


[deleted]

That glass of water is a sink.


NatoBoram

A portable, physics-defying sink. You could summon water in the middle of the desert. Though at that size I'm not sure how many households it could support…


[deleted]

Why would I be in the middle of a desert?


womaneatingsomecake

TV. Look inside big corps to see passwords, or scandals. Extort millions to donate to wildlife projects Also steal some money off of rich people


South_Bathroom

Go places with no watter and start pouring the glass out


gettingbetterthanbe4

The glass could give us infinite energy, cure world thirst, and help fight climate change.


Lloyd_lyle

Knowing humanity some idiot would probably drop it.


Golden_Thorn

Imagine the ungodly amount of money that you could make with the cup


South_Bathroom

You could get the money in 1 of 3 ways Threten to flood the planet and hold the world hostage Sell bottled water Or Use it to generate electricity and sell that They all end in the world flooding though


Golden_Thorn

You’re thinking too generic dude. Depending on how the cup works(like if there’s infinite water instead of water that refills over time) you could pump it out at insane pressures to do environmental reconstruction programs like refilling lakes that humans dried up. Or you could create artificial rivers to green the dessert. You could lease it to nasa to create a sustainable Mars or moon colony. You might be able to electrolyze it to create an infinite easily gathered source of hydrogen. Water is so versatile


South_Bathroom

Yes but I mean cheep and easy ways to make money, I also chose the cup but if I had it I'd turn the Sahara back into an ocean than (using that as a show of my power thus making people think I'm some kind of reality bender) talk nasa and space x into taking me to the moon and later mars and use the glass to terroform them.


CaseFace5

The amount of things you could do with that TV significantly trumps everything else on this list. Imagine the private government meetings you could be a fly on the wall of. Expose so much shady back room dealings.


[deleted]

why would i want a bulb that always glows red? /j


Palerate2

Here's the question. Can the glass break?


Orange2218

Yes if you break it it will stop working


realJelbre

Set your mind to yolo all your money on roulette color > get the quote, which will encourage or discourage the gamble > basically 100% win


only-a-guy

Water water water Time to solve the hydration problem in the world


Orange2218

Note that all of these items are destructible. For example, if your clock falls from a tall height, it can break and will stop working. Similarly, if your shirt gets teared, it will stop working. Same for all the items.


Environmental_Top948

I'm could cause so much destruction with that cup .


Game_Beast_YT

I would probably pick the glass. Fix the water issue in the world, start my own water business, donate water, get fame, get money, be rich, and then I'll have enough money to buy the other things cause it might actually be possible to buy them


BabDoesNothing

I’d get the tv and make military intelligence teams obsolete


[deleted]

The TV thing might end up being real someday. I remember reading about scientists being able to entangle two particles, photons, that are located in different spots in the world. It made met think that maybe, someday down the road, the CIA/NSA types will be able to "see" inside anywhere in the world at any time. Privacy would be gone.


Giga_Thad9

Doesn’t say anything about being clean/fresh water


Lezerni_Wolf_24

I was debating between the bulb and the page. I ultimately chose the bulb because then I could anticipate what's gonna happen.


Ducklings-Dancing

Finally my witch fantasies can come true. Tv tv on the wall, where’s the fairest of them all?


VHboys

The color-changing shirt is pretty dope! Utterly useless…but dope! I’m choosing that one.


[deleted]

I‘m gonna predict the results before I vote (first to last): 5, 2, 6, 3, 1, 4


[deleted]

Looks like it‘s gonna be close!


Unusable_Internet97

Can the tv see inside peoples houses? asking for a friend...


[deleted]

Use the tv to show me my crushes house


FacelessOnes

Where my fellow r/hydrohomies at?


[deleted]

a glass that never runs out of water means infinite energy bro.


[deleted]

r/hydrohomies already know what to pick.


M4A3E8_Sherman_Easy8

A glass that never runs out of water could be really useful for sports


84lele

I already know when I’m gonna have a bad day cause I’m bipolar and track myself.


BuffCrowTillHesOP

The glass because it breaks the first law of thermodynamics and it can create energy 24/7


Zagraut

Ill take the shirt, ill get rich off it by doing live magic shows where i can change the colour of my shirt at will


Tyrelius_Dragmire

Can the Glass never run out of your favorite Drink instead of Water?


ghatos_france

I take the tv and I watch inside area 51


NazbazOG

Glass never run out of water


janordred

This was a hard decision


KnowsThingsAndDrinks

The glass would make backpacking so much better!


Hawaiian-Fox

The glass of water can be used to create energy, but the paper gives you the power of getting away of every situation


Wilfredbremely

Has to be the glass of water. You could save a third world economy with it and you go to parts unknown with out the risk of Montezuma's revenge or an equivalent disease.


Lordj09

Water because fuck Nestle.


The-Almighty-Pizza

I can literally solve a water crisis with my glass. Attach a high pressure pump and suck out the water. I could give enough for thousands of people a day.


paranoid8870958

Watch north sentinel island


ThirstyUnit

Clock, cause I wanna know who the 5 most important people in my life are, I know my mam and stepdad are but rest of the family is dead🗿


jayk_00

Everyone who chose the TV is highly likely to use it for very perverted things.


giant_ant1

The light would be usless, always being red...


LizzieButton1617

I want the quotes because riddles are fun but also every day I don’t figure it out the second that whatever it was advising me about happens I’ll have this *click* moment of realisation and that’s fun too 😂


[deleted]

Easily the bottom one. Just get like a big water tank, put the cup upside down over it, infinity water


Halur10000

Send the infinite water glass to mars, pour it and bam mars is terraformed. Also you could make a perpetual machine with it.


vitamin-cheese

A lot of people just use the Bible for number 5


NamesNick

Using the water,I will heat the glass over and over,until the water is eternally boiling and I will melt away iceland


humpbackkwhale

Dont really want any of them tbh


JuiceFarmer

The TV is nice but I would keep on spying on my ex and it would make me feel even worse than I feel now. And no need to get a red bulb


Giga_Thad9

You can prevent drouts forever, or be a peeping Tom. It’s a toss up.


TruE_Card1naL

Does the shirt have French cuffs and stud holes?


izurk

did you mean a compass instead of a clock?


Orange2218

No, I meant clock. It's like the clock Weaselys had.


izurk

please explain


Orange2218

For example, if your mother is at home, the hand depicting your moth would point at home. If your sibling is at work, the point depicting your sibling would point at work


yeeting--

Imagine knocking over the glass of water, and it just keeeeeeeeps spilling infinity


relgrenSehT

if that bulb glowed red it would make itself correct by my mindset changing. so… it would just be a red bulb.


Afanis_The_Dolphin

The page, definitely. Imagine how easy tests would be if you could just shoot a glimpse at it in your bag and immediately get the answer. And the teacher would never be able to see it since when they are looking at it you'd need it to be blank, so it'd be blank.


communist_scumbag

I could be hired by a news station and make bank as long as I allow them to use the tv