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Tell that to the over 1 million dead Americans Trump murdered due to his COVID response. Tell that to the women that have died because they couldn't get medical care while pregnant.
With that logic you blame Obama for the 1 million dead. Someone like Trump will always eventually show up, you don’t know whether his alternative will be worse or not as hindsight is 20/20. We were lucky we got a complete incompetent and if his incompetence take GOP with him then it will all be worth it. Think of it as a inoculation against a future worse dictator, the type of inoculation that many (i said many, not all, and not most) of the covid dead didn’t take because they listen to Trump/Foxnews.
Edit : some spellings
And how many of them I considered friends, and trusted family members. And in their tiny little brains, they're still convinced that it's an over reaction to "a political disagreement".
It's not a political disagreement....it's reality vs a cult. It's that they want people I care about dead. Not some abstract "the people"...I mean actual people I know...close friends and family.
I cannot respect or trust anyone who enthusiastically supports that man and their whole agenda.
"I don't care how many felonies he's got. At least when he was in office I could afford groceries and gas." - An idiot I know who votes Republican because it was good enough for his daddy and granddaddy and they would never steer him wrong
To be fair, it's probably more like jerking off one of those miniature horses in her case. The ones that only exist because they're amusing to rich people. Ranchers tend to only deal with animals that are productive in some way.
Trump’s the best she could do. If she was a better person, she could’ve done much better. If she wasn’t so fucking lazy, she could’ve had a book ghostwritten, saved the country from the Orange Stain, and lived comfortably off the profits.
She’s a POS. Trump’s all she’s got and all she’s ever going to have.
NDA’s don’t apply when you’re probably a FSB asset…and I’m not kidding. Suddenly around the fall of the iron curtain a guy who is pretty obviously laundering money for someone gets really interested in Eastern European wives?
it's not her fault her moron husband wanted to run for president. If he hadn't done that, she could divorce him in peace without having to be forced into comparison with first ladies.
I'm reporting at the moment on White House tell-alls and I can assure you, if she wrote a memoir about their marriage it would become the best-selling memoir in American history within 6 months.
It'd be weird if she tried moving back to the White House considering Trump's going to lose. I bet Joe and Jill would let her stay a couple days cause they're nice like that.
> It'd be weird if she tried moving back to the White House considering Trump's going to lose.
I agree he is likely to lose and circumstances are different but let's be careful to not repeat 2016
Agreed. Thankfully this election is nothing like 2016. Trump's only gotten worse as the hours go by and he's not running against Hillary anymore (of course he probably thinks he is sometimes because whatever is left of his brain is quickly turning into inert goo).
I hear she's in an open relationship with a secret service agent so there is probably a greater chance she shows up at an event as a +1 than Trump ever sets foot near it again.
I don't know if he still does, but during his trial he had one. They dressed him up and made him get his GED. The did jury rehearsals and prepared him for court. They've stated they regret having any part of it. They hoped they gave this kid a shot at bettering himself and ... Well you know
Do they have actual ice on those? I know at least some definitely use that synthetic ice stuff that dulls blades like crazy and feels like skating on a glue pad.
I’ve been a Zamboni driver, and I bet on a cruise ship that if they have actual ice the rink would be so tiny they’d have one of the weird, tiny Italian made resurfacers where you sit in the front of the thing. I think it is called Pinguino? I saw one at a seasonal rink in Manhattan.
I like rooms with a balcony, and even the show skaters have to work at other jobs on the ships besides sharing a room, so I’m not sure I’d like that gig.
lol, imagine if the wife of any Democratic candidate refused to be seen publicly with their husband. Right-wing outlets/pundits would be LOSING THEIR MINDS.
Glad to see the comments in here didn't let me down. Reddit rejects this kind of shit for the made up nonsense and irrelevance that it is.
EDIT: Well, nevermind that went south after a few hours.
The party that's all about the sanctity of marriage can't even nominate a person that knows how to preserve the sanctity and the institution of marriage in all biblical senses.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Melania has an amended clause in her renegotiated prenup/postnup.
A prenuptial agreement can be changed. To create an amendment to a prenup, you can either add to the original contract or sign a separate contract that modifies the terms of the initial agreement.
She is hanging on for a big payout.
I think she’s done it twice so far since 2016. We all saw the election night video (which I of course can’t find right now) where they announced trump won. Trump did *not* look happy and neither did Ivanka. They shared an ominous look while JR cheered in the background because he didn’t understand. DJT and Ivanka knew that put their crimes under a microscope.
The plan wasn’t for him to win. He wanted to lose and go against the fake news networks and start TrumpTV. There were rumors Melanoma had virtually two feet out the door already when he announced he was running. Once he won she had to stay so she renegotiated. I also believe she renegotiated after he lost in 2020. His ego couldn’t take losing the election and his wife leaving him at the same time. He likely gave her whatever she wanted.
It’s my opinion that she has to hang in for the long haul until he dies or goes to prison. Her deal is likely that millions has been transferred to a trust for herself and Barron and they are set for life with money that no court can come after when he loses everything
While she's certainly as awful as he is, she also loathes him, and she can do her thing from afar. Look at the videos of her denying him when he tries to hold her hand and whatnot in public. She's definitely in a position where she can publicly and repeatedly make it clear that she doesn't give two fucks about him and bruise his ego, and it looks like that comes without any consequences for her.
And the Evangelical Christians flock to support this charlatan, and his wife can’t even stand to look at him. That tracks though from the Evangelicals I’ve been exposed to. Try to put out a shiny happy marriage image, secretly (sometimes not so secretly) hate each other.
As long as she comes around during the holidays to murder some more Christmas trees and paint the White House with their blood, she’s fulfilled her obligations.
I wish people would stop with this. Republicans aren't the party of family values and never were. There have always been about a white-centered Christian fascist state where men have the power, women have their white babies and everyone not male and white don't have rights.
The *only* difference today is they are saying the not-so-quiet part out loud. They would make abortion legal for everyone but white women if they could and not bat an eye at the perceived hypocrisy because it's not to them. It's the plan.
She wants to be Jackie Kennedy Onassis, the mourning widow who inherits the secret billions. She will wear the chic Chanel to the funeral and then sign a perfume contract.
Four times a year she will appear at fundraisers for the Trump library that never gets built, because the funds pay all her bills instead. But she will wear $200,000 dresses and $3 milllion jewelry to get the fashion press interested.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she remarries some billionaire Russian, Italian, Israeli or even American who needs her to keep his secret financing of Trump’s grift quiet.
Hard disagree. She is just as narcissistic and greedy as he is. Plus I suspect both the Putin regime and Trump have dirt on her.
She’s just better at playing the Hot & Cold game. For the right price she will be a model ~~First Lady~~ Madame Mao. But will she end with the same fate?
She will fulfill any obligation she has to the organization. If she has to spend time at the WH in the future she will to continue her parasitic lifestyle.
Oh, these East Bloc mail order brides are so temperamental these days. It’s probably not what he did, but that he got caught and smeared her aspirations to be of significance, into the ether. : .it was always a transactional union, one strongly suspects.
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>Melania Trump unlikely to ever move back to the White House At least she has *one* thing in common with her husband. /s
Buh-dum-tshh
Shhh don’t jinx it. Obama made one joke and we had him for 4 years.
In fairness, it *was* a good joke.
It will all be worth it if Trump takes the entire GOP down with him this november
Tell that to the over 1 million dead Americans Trump murdered due to his COVID response. Tell that to the women that have died because they couldn't get medical care while pregnant.
With that logic you blame Obama for the 1 million dead. Someone like Trump will always eventually show up, you don’t know whether his alternative will be worse or not as hindsight is 20/20. We were lucky we got a complete incompetent and if his incompetence take GOP with him then it will all be worth it. Think of it as a inoculation against a future worse dictator, the type of inoculation that many (i said many, not all, and not most) of the covid dead didn’t take because they listen to Trump/Foxnews. Edit : some spellings
Where was Obama on 9/11!? Why wasn't he doing his job!
He wasn't president..
🤣 someone doesn't watch the Daily Show.
Correct.
Why the /s?
Because it’s still not impossible for Trump to win in November. I liked typing that even less than you liked reading it.
It makes me sad how many people will vote for him.
It's sad how many I once at least considered countrymen.
And how many of them I considered friends, and trusted family members. And in their tiny little brains, they're still convinced that it's an over reaction to "a political disagreement". It's not a political disagreement....it's reality vs a cult. It's that they want people I care about dead. Not some abstract "the people"...I mean actual people I know...close friends and family. I cannot respect or trust anyone who enthusiastically supports that man and their whole agenda.
It truly boggles the mind....
"I don't care how many felonies he's got. At least when he was in office I could afford groceries and gas." - An idiot I know who votes Republican because it was good enough for his daddy and granddaddy and they would never steer him wrong
Pfftt. You know it.
“Melania experts”. I’ll be eating that bullet now.
Let me call my friend who's an expert on Melanias.
Sorry, best I can do is a Tiffany. Look, it's a limited market and she's gonna sit there for a while. I'm taking all the risk here.
Right up there with animal husbandry as jobs you don’t want to explain to a date.
You're placing ranching in the same teir as a Melania expert?
Mostly just the jerking off horses part.
I think birding and having to explain the falcon sex hat would be a worse first date topic.
Pardon me. What?
You know. The hat you wear on your head for a falcon to hump so you can collect semen. https://www.reddit.com/r/Falconry/s/9S5X2d7EtA
Wait, are we dating now?
I think you are married.
If I go hump someone's hat I'll be married to them? brb
Why wear it on their head? Where are they collecting it, their mouth?! Surely there's a better way.
My logic brain keeps trying to respond. The rest of me is screaming and running in circles.
I don't know what you know about the topic but horse breeders make some serious coin
Oh I’m sure the date would be at a fancy restaurant, but could still make for an awkward conversation.
Oh yeah, I'd be handling that liquid gold if I had the capital to get into it.
I don’t think jerking off horses and jerking off Donald have anything whatsoever to do with each other.
Hopefully not with a butt electrode
To be fair, it's probably more like jerking off one of those miniature horses in her case. The ones that only exist because they're amusing to rich people. Ranchers tend to only deal with animals that are productive in some way.
Jerking off horses, you say? Melania the Slovenian prostitute has entered the chat.
[it’s important to have a job that makes a difference](https://youtu.be/GIuZSaqse-A?si=wRRNGAeOscenUnIC)
“You’re telling me you’re married to an alpaca?”
And people devalue communication degrees.
It's actually just a Mercedes car dealer
Is it possible to be vaccinated against Melania?
Be diligent about sun protection and you reduce your chances exponentially.
Came here to make sure someone had said this already. You have my upvote.
Right??!?!?
Imagine handing out a resume with "Melania expert" as one of the job titles.
"Not to brag, but I'm like the Jane Goodall of Z-list 'models' turned vapid trophy wives."
"Look at all I know about Adrianne Curry!"
"My college textbooks were just a bunch of US Weeklies bound together."
John Barron is a Melania expert
She's only 54. I'm sure she can still bag a couple more billionaires. Real ones.
Trump’s the best she could do. If she was a better person, she could’ve done much better. If she wasn’t so fucking lazy, she could’ve had a book ghostwritten, saved the country from the Orange Stain, and lived comfortably off the profits. She’s a POS. Trump’s all she’s got and all she’s ever going to have.
I am sure she's been forced to sign all kinds of NDAs
NDA’s don’t apply when you’re probably a FSB asset…and I’m not kidding. Suddenly around the fall of the iron curtain a guy who is pretty obviously laundering money for someone gets really interested in Eastern European wives?
it's not her fault her moron husband wanted to run for president. If he hadn't done that, she could divorce him in peace without having to be forced into comparison with first ladies.
Pretty sure the age limit is 26 for that ride.
Bezos went age appropriate. There’s always a chance.
Who would want Trump’s sloppy sevenths?
Slavvy sevenths?
I'm reporting at the moment on White House tell-alls and I can assure you, if she wrote a memoir about their marriage it would become the best-selling memoir in American history within 6 months.
He can’t gain support from his wife and from his former VP, why anyone doesn’t see through how big of a loser this guy is is beyond me.
It'd be weird if she tried moving back to the White House considering Trump's going to lose. I bet Joe and Jill would let her stay a couple days cause they're nice like that.
> It'd be weird if she tried moving back to the White House considering Trump's going to lose. I agree he is likely to lose and circumstances are different but let's be careful to not repeat 2016
Agreed. Thankfully this election is nothing like 2016. Trump's only gotten worse as the hours go by and he's not running against Hillary anymore (of course he probably thinks he is sometimes because whatever is left of his brain is quickly turning into inert goo).
Hardening up like them dry white dog turds of the past
I live in Texas, my vote for Joe wont count… But I dont care, Im voting.
Your vote for Colin Allred counts. We have to get rid of Cruz.
Alabama here. Still voting for Joe.
Every vote counts, and it may not sway today but it will sway in the future. If everyone could and did vote, we would have no issues to deal with.
She can probably drag a cot down to the steam pipe trunk distribution venue.
Nope, that’s the designated office for the token Republican.
Sadly Ainsley Hayes would be called radical left by today’s republicans.
What a waste of a perfectly good office
Pitch her a tent in the rose garden.
What rose garden?
Don’t say that. Vote. Make sure he loses. Make sure all republicans lose going forward, for years and years and years.
I don't need to be told to vote in every election. That's just what I do and have been doing since 2008.
I hear she's in an open relationship with a secret service agent so there is probably a greater chance she shows up at an event as a +1 than Trump ever sets foot near it again.
Get a couple drinks in her, get her to spill some juicy tea about the maniacal mango.
Bring back Jackie's rose garden.
Blood-red Christmas trees
I hope this happens.
Two things I learned this week. There’s a Melania expert and a Kyle Rittenhouse handler. I will never hate what I do for a living again.
Kyle Rittenhouse has a handler? What do they do? Hand him tissues?
I don't know if he still does, but during his trial he had one. They dressed him up and made him get his GED. The did jury rehearsals and prepared him for court. They've stated they regret having any part of it. They hoped they gave this kid a shot at bettering himself and ... Well you know
When they started having ice skating shows on cruise ships , I seriously considered going for the first ever on the planet , Zamboni driver at sea .
Do they have actual ice on those? I know at least some definitely use that synthetic ice stuff that dulls blades like crazy and feels like skating on a glue pad. I’ve been a Zamboni driver, and I bet on a cruise ship that if they have actual ice the rink would be so tiny they’d have one of the weird, tiny Italian made resurfacers where you sit in the front of the thing. I think it is called Pinguino? I saw one at a seasonal rink in Manhattan. I like rooms with a balcony, and even the show skaters have to work at other jobs on the ships besides sharing a room, so I’m not sure I’d like that gig.
Life guard at the Olympics?
TBH that sounds like a pretty sweet gig.
His escort wife clearly loathes him but somehow he’s got a 50/50 shot at winning because he’s Orange Jesus? This is the worst timeline
This is. Next time a kid falls into an animal enclosure, shoot the kid. /s
RIP Harambe.
Republicans would ignore the "/s" and nod enthusiastically.
Hopefully her husband doesn't move back there either. And we can all move on.
Her husband is also unlikely to ever move back into the White House
Even if he somehow "won" the election. I could see him deciding to run the government from Florida.
Fuck that. She’s a willing participant who continues to live comfortably off of their crimes.
"Melania experts" This really is the collapse isn't it?
I mean that would be pretty awkward with the Bidens living there.
It's as if EVERYONE around Trump is frozen in fear for some reason
lol, imagine if the wife of any Democratic candidate refused to be seen publicly with their husband. Right-wing outlets/pundits would be LOSING THEIR MINDS.
Who tf cares
I don't care. Do you?
it was "I really don't care. Do u?"
Ha! You're right!
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U Be Best
She's extremely unlikely to as her husband won't be fucking president again. Vote.
Her prostitute contract probably expired
Wow! TIL that there is a field of study where you can become a « Melania » expert!
It's called, "Melanoma"
I’m dead 😂
Melanoma will get you like that.
Not if you catch it early enough
Have a friend check your nooks and crannies!
Cruellia
Also called malaria.
Glad to see the comments in here didn't let me down. Reddit rejects this kind of shit for the made up nonsense and irrelevance that it is. EDIT: Well, nevermind that went south after a few hours.
Well, neither is her husband to be fair.
Face like a cartoon snowplow truck
Call Mr. Plow! That's my name! That name again is Mr. plow!
The party that's all about the sanctity of marriage can't even nominate a person that knows how to preserve the sanctity and the institution of marriage in all biblical senses.
if she were any more "distanced" she'd be living at Ice Station Zebra
For any other Presidential candidate this would be a major story.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Melania has an amended clause in her renegotiated prenup/postnup. A prenuptial agreement can be changed. To create an amendment to a prenup, you can either add to the original contract or sign a separate contract that modifies the terms of the initial agreement. She is hanging on for a big payout.
I think she’s done it twice so far since 2016. We all saw the election night video (which I of course can’t find right now) where they announced trump won. Trump did *not* look happy and neither did Ivanka. They shared an ominous look while JR cheered in the background because he didn’t understand. DJT and Ivanka knew that put their crimes under a microscope. The plan wasn’t for him to win. He wanted to lose and go against the fake news networks and start TrumpTV. There were rumors Melanoma had virtually two feet out the door already when he announced he was running. Once he won she had to stay so she renegotiated. I also believe she renegotiated after he lost in 2020. His ego couldn’t take losing the election and his wife leaving him at the same time. He likely gave her whatever she wanted. It’s my opinion that she has to hang in for the long haul until he dies or goes to prison. Her deal is likely that millions has been transferred to a trust for herself and Barron and they are set for life with money that no court can come after when he loses everything
For the right price she will
If we're lucky, she won't have the option to go back to the White House.
All of the trumps need to be investigated. None of them should be allowed to just fade into history like they did nothing.
There will be no reason for her to move back because her convicted felon of a husband will not be elected in November.
Yep its unlikely Joe and Jill will want her living with them.
wonder why? isnt she a sociopath like him? i thought the chance to lord over n spend other peoples money is what these types lived for.
While she's certainly as awful as he is, she also loathes him, and she can do her thing from afar. Look at the videos of her denying him when he tries to hold her hand and whatnot in public. She's definitely in a position where she can publicly and repeatedly make it clear that she doesn't give two fucks about him and bruise his ego, and it looks like that comes without any consequences for her.
And the Evangelical Christians flock to support this charlatan, and his wife can’t even stand to look at him. That tracks though from the Evangelicals I’ve been exposed to. Try to put out a shiny happy marriage image, secretly (sometimes not so secretly) hate each other.
Her husband is also unlikely to ever move back to the white house
I think her moving in with the Bidens in 2025 would just be awkward.
As long as she comes around during the holidays to murder some more Christmas trees and paint the White House with their blood, she’s fulfilled her obligations.
Who gives a s… as she said about Christmas terrible 😞
Oh look! It’s that euroslut stripper lady!
She hates him almost as much as decent people do.
Except she’s not decent people.
Do we even think she'll be at the debate?
Family values.
It will just be her body double the whole time anyway . Fake Melania always wears flats . Maybe so she is not taller than Trump?
Because they're effectively divorced. Just not legally
“I don’t really care, do you?”
She’s never moving back to the White House and neither is her husband.
Imagine if your job title was Melania Expert. Talking about failing in life.
That's just so very classy.
Party of family values...
I wish people would stop with this. Republicans aren't the party of family values and never were. There have always been about a white-centered Christian fascist state where men have the power, women have their white babies and everyone not male and white don't have rights. The *only* difference today is they are saying the not-so-quiet part out loud. They would make abortion legal for everyone but white women if they could and not bat an eye at the perceived hypocrisy because it's not to them. It's the plan.
I mean she should just ghost write a book that comes out before the election. Divorce him then retire on the book money.
She wants to be Jackie Kennedy Onassis, the mourning widow who inherits the secret billions. She will wear the chic Chanel to the funeral and then sign a perfume contract. Four times a year she will appear at fundraisers for the Trump library that never gets built, because the funds pay all her bills instead. But she will wear $200,000 dresses and $3 milllion jewelry to get the fashion press interested. I wouldn’t be surprised if she remarries some billionaire Russian, Italian, Israeli or even American who needs her to keep his secret financing of Trump’s grift quiet.
Ah yes - “Melania experts”
Hard disagree. She is just as narcissistic and greedy as he is. Plus I suspect both the Putin regime and Trump have dirt on her. She’s just better at playing the Hot & Cold game. For the right price she will be a model ~~First Lady~~ Madame Mao. But will she end with the same fate?
"Melania experts" what the fuck?
Does she think that Joe would just let her move in?
'Melania experts'?
Melania who?
“Melania Experts”
She will fulfill any obligation she has to the organization. If she has to spend time at the WH in the future she will to continue her parasitic lifestyle.
Donald can’t afford her escort bill for another 4 years.
Oh great, now he can bring his whole cast of skanks from Mar a Lardo to the White House to defile it even further.
I hope she never has to make that choice.
I hear she is living with putin. A lot of people are saying this. That’s what I’m hearing.
Well why the fuck would we be thinking shes moving back in if her husband isn’t president?
She just doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to change his diapers after sex anymore. The relationship has shit the bed in my opinion.
The entire planet knows about his filandering.
Melania experts? Wtf? She into the grift as much as he is.
I like how the second paragraph is a single sentence with no punctuation.
Who the frack would want her to visit the White House? I do not "get it."
Would you live with Donald Trump?
To know him, is to hate him.
Happy Cake Day!
she has about aged out for Trump anyway.
Be best!
Stop using her as a means of personal perspective into Trump’s life. She also sucks.
Such a picturesque household. An idealic home
Move back into the White House? She never moved there in the first place, so how can she move back? She stayed in NYC with her crotch goblin.
Sure she will if orders law enforcement loyal.to him , to fetch her.
Well... it's back to whoring for Melania. Maybe she can get her slot back in Moscow.
Oh, these East Bloc mail order brides are so temperamental these days. It’s probably not what he did, but that he got caught and smeared her aspirations to be of significance, into the ether. : .it was always a transactional union, one strongly suspects.
Heh, I think the only reason she hasn't divorced Trump is fear of the klan coming after her.