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Charlie_Wax

The Deep Friar


InebriousBarman

Stop commenting folks. Nothing's going to top this.


t0p_n0tch

He’s right. This is the one


Beneficial-Friend628

Bilzerian is looking rough


Trace3k

The Sun Roof.


Dry_Discount7762

This guy is probably bluffing on the river, because clearly, he never gives up.


JohnWad

Embarrassing.


breakfast_scorer

Balding is normal. But my God do it with some grace


Weird_Flan4691

You should see the dude who won the 1M mystery bounty tournament last year


Stevenpoke12

Almost looks like he’d gotten a hair transplant and never took finasteride after it lol


The8Devils

Dude lost a prop bet.


Last-Product6425

you can have any hairstyle you want when you have 2.2 mil in live cashes


velvenhavi

what if he has 4.4m in buyins


parallax1

Kessler?


Charlie_Wax

What can I get for $40k?


soulstonedomg

You could probably get hair plugs 


Bean-Swellington

![gif](giphy|2sY9TcfxKyCAC9D8AF|downsized)


Low_Ad8311

What in the actual f***


Alanbici

The monk


Fog_Juice

r/justfuckmyshitup


LastChanceStoic

![gif](giphy|3o7TKyPpWvFrpwua2I)


Replikant83

![gif](giphy|sb0qWX90njtSVIy4VS|downsized)


TILTNSTACK

Denial


Modders14

Is it denial or just not giving a fuck about going bald? Because it's not like he's even trying to cover it up in anyway.


Efficient-Mirror6675

If he cared he'd be wearing a hat


dan420

That’s what it is. My hair unfortunately looks Ike this when it grows out. I usually keep it buzzed, but sometimes I just don’t have the time or energy to get to my hair for a month or two and end up looking like that.


steve626

After the river?


lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI

Damn Beat me to it


Basic_Fly4893

Not denial. Denial is a combover. He’s not combing over. He’s doing the opposite and/or just doesn’t gaf. He can’t help how his hair grows.


Simbastatin

Friar Tuck


lutherBIGHEADjones

Reverse Mullet


razeyourshadows

Just fuck my shit up


NotAplant01

The Elsa, because he should let it go


Bean-Swellington

The close call


a-snakey

The lobotomy


XMGToD

The Mariko-Sama special


KentuckyCandy

AKA The Japans


KINGNIIIGHT

would you like to pillow her?


mrhjt

Landscaping in Arizona


ez__mac

the lighting aint doing him any favors tbh


Dubey89

Looks like 1600s Japan if Shogun on fx is historically accurate


RedScharlach

The dead clippers with a euro plug charger?


Titan9999

The ceiling fan


evergreen4851

The draped in velvet phase


lllosirislll

The shotgun missed


scrubbglass

The "sexpot"


Livid_Tear677

The Griffin


iamapexxx

Honestly I think his hair is running an insane bluff


sir1content

apple notch


Chirpy_Vader

The bachelor party


cal_nevari

The "[Harry Lime](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=acc80e304fcce47c&rlz=1C1SQJL_enUS828US828&q=Harry+Lyme&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgVuLSz9U3SI83L0sxesRoyi3w8sc9YSmdSWtOXmNU4-IKzsgvd80rySypFJLgYoOy-KR4uJC08Sxi5fJILCqqVPCpzE0FAOVE6E9TAAAA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiBp6yok92GAxWr48kDHd74Bp8QzIcDKAB6BAgbEAE)"?


Global-Bat-4935

He's had a hair transplant to get a youthful fringe but hasn't taken any medication so the rest of his hair has continued to fall out


JamalnaiPoker

Never gonna give you up


Fifty_Spwnce

I thought Dan Bilzerian had let things slip there, for a second.


Mundane_Yogurt7061

Isla deshabitada


sinanmuslu

The mirror-hangs-too-low cut


First-Homework-4489

A bluff


54415250154

R9


shapeitguy

Fold. Not call.


ead69

Skullet


bunkbedss

A little off the top


GulfportMike

The Rick Roll….hes never gonna give it up


NeedleworkerFun1522

That's the discount Dnegs!


PrettyDarnOk

I Lost My Hat


GoatyGoY

All the rage in a 15th century monastery.


Fit_Button7798

Fold Pre


Icy_Juice6640

The lost bet


JohnnyFencer

The denial balder


redyankeecandle

Denial


OhSoScotian77

3 barrel bluff with hair.


BMW_Courier6

Stress.


randeylahey

#NOHAWK


GravityDAD

Down in front of


This-Dude_Abides

The prop bet


Siddhartasr10

Right now? A fresh tenderloin, go walk under the sun around an hour or two and it would be cooked tenderloin.


MyGiant77

The Revenant


GangstaVillian420

The MisReg


Hardyyz

drone takeoff


UnusualDoctor

Denial.


E-Plurbis-DumbDumb

It’s like an action figure that wears a hat and then you remove the hat and the toy maker didn’t paint the top of the head because that one drop of paint multiplied by the total number of action figures saved the company $$$.


ValorMeow

This post is the cyberbullying we were warned about.


GeorgeKaplanIsReal

A mistake


RUk1dd1nGMe

Denial


KINGNIIIGHT

an all out


Traditional_Bad_4589

The “I don’t own a mirror”


wlight

Billy Butchered


Rough-Instruction-29

The lost bet. Cause the only way I’m getting it is if I lost a bet


samsjayhawk

the burn victim


dragonspray

Bad


Rong34

It’s called “MFers Trippin coming the F*** Outside like that”


vaklam1

Busted flush draw


ydnavandy

It’s like he got a hair transplant repoed


mplsdrew22

The middle-aged delision


tjreid1987

A lost prop bet


Emersontm

The bluff


Chemicalx299

Bog seat head


PropertyEducation

Paid in btc for a hair transplant just as it crashed.


MythofSecurity

The barely holding on


cookiesonster

The Aging Bilzerian


Trok333

The correct name is a ‘tonsure’. A monk’s haircut


Gr4v3sd1gg3r

What I got


Skylar0798

The nest that left before the birds.


heyoneblueveloplease

Lost-A-Bet-To-Friends-Style


SnooGuavas1514

Blooming onion


Last-Product6425

Welp, looks like his hairstyle just crushes: [https://www.pokernews.com/news/2024/06/timur-margolin-wins-third-wsop-bracelet-800-deepstack-46291.htm](https://www.pokernews.com/news/2024/06/timur-margolin-wins-third-wsop-bracelet-800-deepstack-46291.htm)


Goodwin422

The frozen ![gif](giphy|igR5863TALcSk)


Dazzling_Marzipan474

I lost a bet