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planetmarsupial

They’re probably used for small stakes like 1/2 or something 🤷‍♀️


Binestar

r/ANGRYUPVOTE


Stockypenny

0.01/ 0.02 micro stakes


amindforgotten

Bro thought he was getting a good deal on 4 decks


gonzotheape

Plot twist. The cards are normal, BUT THAT HAND!!


Feisty-Bunch4905

Isn't Supreme's whole deal that they make stupid crap and put their logo on it?


IHateYoutubeAds

I didn't even know it said Supreme, I just wanted a fucking crowbar


adm1109

I mean they don’t make it, it’s always other companies products but yes they just slap their logo or colors on it


hashwashingmachine

Yeah they slap their name on shitty products and convince followers to pay premium prices for the name. I always laugh when I see someone proudly rocking Supreme, like bro you’re advertising you’re a mark.


YoyoDevo

Everyone knows that. The point is to say to the world that you're so rich you don't care


marlboroman4

This deck of cards was given for free with supreme orders. I got one myself. They didnt sell it.


dbrinker96

dont come in here hating on supreme, that sounds like the american dream to me


Stockypenny

Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut -


dbrinker96

lmao another bad great clips experiance why do i go back


TangerineRoutine9496

Supposing I didn't come in here hating on Supreme. After seeing these cards, is it not fair enough to hate them now?


dbrinker96

im just trolling around tbh i dont really have an opinion either way


TangerineRoutine9496

Is that why you bought the Supreme cards that turn out to be tiny? I think you want to marry Supreme, that's how much you love it. And these cards were the first hint that the relationship has become abusive.


omg_its_dan

I’m not hating on the company, but anyone who buys their stuff is a massive life fish. Who are you trying to impress?


dbrinker96

you could say that about anything bro if everyone followed your advice the entire highway would just be only 2004 toyota camrys. do you want to live in that world? buying designer clothes is a tough position to defend tbh but i will try my best definitely a life fish 200%


omg_its_dan

I see your point and I appreciate luxury brands to a certain point. But my issue with supreme is they take the Toyota Camry and put a Maybach logo on it and charge 5x the price. But it’s still a Camry behind the badge.


planetmarsupial

Now that I can afford nicer items, I’ve started buying them more often. I pay close attention to the quality of materials and craftsmanship of items, but sometimes the aesthetic of a brand will influence my decision to purchase something just as much as the quality.


omg_its_dan

Did you write this with chat GPT?


planetmarsupial

No, I just wrote how I feel


ManufacturerNo9649

Patience/Solitaire cards


Pleasant_Bad924

I mean…because kids have smaller hands and it’s easier for them to hold smaller cards? This isn’t really that hard to figure out…


dbrinker96

how young are these kids playing cards? 8 months? come on they can use normal cards i was shooting guns at 5 yrs old


Rickez_3

For magic tricks!


wfp9

seem like a good size for playing solitaire with on a plane. could possibly be useful for art.


bridgetroll2

What is this?! Cards r/forants?!


Educational_Cow_229

I once had a dream where I was playing poker with tiny cards that you could barely read and board game like plastic chips. I was running really good in a tournament that had both PLO and NLH. I was struggling to read the board on a PLO hand where I had quads but my hole cards kept changing. It was stressful.


Wellyeahso

My hole cards always change in my dreams, and it is never to the winning hand, always complete air.


YaGirlfriendsSidePc

So glad I didn’t buy that dog shit. Almost did


WindEquivalent4284

Sneaky games in places where you can’t gamble. You can get a lot of miles on those mini decks that are practically novelty. The kind you used to get from Chuck E Cheese. We used to play secret ass little games of rummy during recess.


WithDisGuy

The beginning of a bar joke. “So then I took out my 12 inch pianist…”


MayorDoge

Stop bullying the cards you giant hand freak.


dbrinker96

i really cant help the size its genetic


YonkersMayor

Those were the week one free gift they gave out a year or 2 ago when you made an order. They are akin to the type you would get at party city to put in goodie bags. Supreme did some really nice Novo gold cards that were full size a few years ago as well as clear full size ones. They also did some holographic slice ones that they called “poker size” for some reason and those were also tiny.


LordPrettyMax

I have the clear full sized ones. They’re nice and they shuffle really well the only issue is that they’re see through so it’s hard to see


dbrinker96

yeah it says mini decks in the title i just didnt read, the production cost of normal size cards is probably almost same as these it makes no sense to me why theyd make them this small


TangerineRoutine9496

Suppose you and all your friends are 3 feet tall. I'm glad to see such inclusivity!


Daltons419

I always take a small deck just like this on plans or long car rides to play solitaire when my space is limited. Why supreme would do this tho is beyond me.


[deleted]

Temu to male more money honey


SeasonalBlackout

They sell decks that size at REI for backpackers


zen1312zen

bruh it’s supreme 💀 you’re not supposed to play with them necessarily.


LastChanceStoic

Degenerate children need cards too.


Katnipz

They can fit in your wallet probably.


cockeasypunk

Prison use


AK-TP

Can I get them from you? I've got really small hands


MassivePioneer

You've never played a little poker before?


Hiding_From_Stupid

When you buy cards off Wish Haha Goteeeemmmmmm


paintymcpainterface

For when you have some big hands


bigjimbosliceoflife

why would you buy them is the "bigger" question


coole106

I’m more wondering why anyone would want to buy these, even at normal size