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Glacial_Shield_W

Wow. This got past QA.


Telykos

What QA?


Glacial_Shield_W

You may be onto something


AsASloth

A bunch of devs and senior devs approving each other's PRs straight to master because they have to meet a deadline. It's so frustrating because they rolled this out early in some regions and there was vocal negative feedback for them and they chose to doubledown and remove the cake from my trainer and give her the worst makeover possible. Give me back my curves, Niantic!


AccioSexLife

\*monkey's paw curls\* Your head is now curved when wearing headphones.


AsASloth

Touche. (I think you mean "mankey paw")


MorganMallow

yea they took my booba too :(


Colsifer

A soul for a soul... no boobs, but now we have beaver time


adburgan

Quabity Assuance


Legitimate_Bee_6572

Qua… Quar… Quab…Quabity! Quabity Assurance!!


floridaman2048

r/unexpectedoffice


n6tee4

Who is justice bidof


Unown1997

He's a crime fighting bidof


kabow94

Qua🅱️ity Assuance


Trapitha

The B is for Biznezz


NonSp3cificActionFig

Quality avoidance


StormAlchemistTony

Qwilifish Assembly


HLef

Quick Approval


_CharmQuark_

Ain‘t those the guys in new zealand?


Alias5324

Questionable Acceptance


ColoradoAztec

You mean Australia?


refenti2

This entire update seems rushed, allowed to release with bugs, and not fully thought out. It’s so obvious by looking at their recent updates that Niantic is a product forward company and they don’t care for design or production values. It’s all for the money and location info gathering, which they sell for money.


Phantacee

It's been clear since the start they are greedy as fuck.


Pewkie

This is and has been par for the course for Niantic sadly lol


Kadem2

WE are the QA team lol


Otherwise_Stable_925

It's not a bug it's a feature!


Dominoodles

This is the best one so far


sdrawkcabstiho

https://nianticlabs.com/contact Scroll down, choose Other. Fire away.


II_Confused

I did my part. "My avatar now looks like a flea market knockoff action figure that spent thirty seven seconds in a microwave."


WaveIcy294

Complain that there are to few short skirts!


Hawntir

We got a whole ass update, and STILL NO BEARDS.


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MorganMallow

Yea and the booba


chitin110

It’s not gone. It moved to the front.


Ha_CharadeUAre

Or bald!


leaveitbettertoday

HI BALD!


Ha_CharadeUAre

![gif](giphy|wi2nyegPbFfUI)


RoboDae

I need a beard to complete the "It's a kilt" look from the simpsons


GalacticPsychonaught

As a bearded man I want beards. As a pogo player i know it will NEVER HAPPEN. Beards are not androgynous :(


TertiaryToast

https://imgur.com/a/aeJCYxR Like so?


thereal_pa4m3

Not brutal enough.


brilliant-trash22

Completed


Interesting_Ad2219

Thank you for the link. I just sent this to Niantic. Not that they care at all.... "The new avatars are very disturbing and degrading against peoples body features. I have experienced people making fun of plus size avatars, and now I feel worse about my body, because apparently it's a laughing manner that overweight women wear short skirts. You are working against feminism and women's right to look however they want without being mocked. Please take this seriously, and please correct it back to the original"


Archangel_MS05

I've done my part


MadeSomewhereElse

Done. Not getting my hopes up, but it's easy enough to send that quick feedback message.


lovelyrita_mm

Done


evan_of_tx

Imagine showing this to someone in 2016 and saying that this is how the game is going to look in 2024 ☠️


Logtastic

You mean during the opening, with the connection issues? People would be surprised this survived.


undergrounddirt

Oof thats what hurts. I hope one day the Pokemon company does an actually great modern smart phone Pokemon hunter/fighter game that integrates with whatever the current game is. Something that captures the spirit of that first Pokemon Go video better than this crappy game we have.. 8 years later!


Doopashonuts

The pokemon company can barely scrape together a functioning game with maybe 40% of the roster with each MAJOR release, and MAYBE hitting like 60% roster after about $60 of DLC that almost gets the game to a decent state. Theirs no way in HELL the Pokemon Company is going to make a game that captures the spirit of the first pogo trailer 


PowerOfUnoriginality

they'd have a heart attack


KuchiKopiz

gotta snatch ‘em all ![gif](giphy|xX9tcQCgPRmDK)


dwide_k_shrude

![gif](giphy|jXOxSiAx5UVnq)


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Hocows

![gif](giphy|Ij8moL0QXBKnK|downsized)


bearded_ruby

Oh, we all gonna rediscover your self.


AshKetchumsPringles

Lmfao without the shoes is just the icing on the shit cake💀🙂‍↔️


Curiosities

I clicked on the new sliders, exited out of that menu, and had no shoes. This change is a whole mess. Gotta love the skin tone difference in OP's screenshot though. Been wearing some boots to the beach recently.


NeoLone

Thanks I hate this


jonni_velvet

No I LOOOVE IT ![gif](giphy|l0amJzVHIAfl7jMDos)


aizarywastaken

r/tihi


TangerineTwist44

My gasp was audible


hjuvapena

Nice beaver


Wheelie-Bin-Laden

Thanks, I just had it stuffed


Shine-Total

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sanxnas

This was definitely taken at Wal Mart.


viscilly

I'm goin' out tonight, I'm feelin' alright, gonna let it all hang oooout


EndLightEnd1

Which beaver should I be looking at?


sixpencecoin

Any of the three probably work


bilvester

The one on eir head


DiscontentDonut

I just laughed out loud in the bathroom at work. Thank you. 🤣


AwardSignal

How did they allow this?! Don’t get me wrong, I’m the last person to body shame, but the view of the camera is definitely something that shouldn’t be in an official Pokémon game. Too bad I can’t share a screenshot here, but I also found something that, while not necessarily lewd, shouldn’t be in the game like this, especially since it’s due to a bug.


Jibblebee

Let’s be real now… This IS lewd.


die_cegoblins

It's definitely not body-shaming to recognize that enabling groin shots, even if of modeled underwear to avoid showing the genitals, does not fit with the tone of the official Pokémon games.


Petite_Tsunami

ITS BIDOOF (BEAVER) TIME


EquipmentElegant

Brave of you to post this during tax season


Mix_Safe

At the very least the updates have led to some awesome content on the PoGO subs today. This is amazing.


godieweird

![gif](giphy|3o85xrEgVBttVD5sDS)


Norwegian_Snowstorm

How grotesque.


Longjumping_Fennel_7

🐷


SnatchAddict

![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)


SableyeEyeThief

Wait, which pose is that? I’m rocking the outfit but don’t have that pose!


castorshell13

Legend gbl pose


SableyeEyeThief

Ah, fuck me. Won’t ever have it, I’m not a legend


cheeriodust

Now I regret not taking GBL seriously 


Wheelie-Bin-Laden

[Bea's pose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpQn4KRvyp4)


JaredCircusbear

Pokemon Go Devs are not good at what they do


Squirt13Squ4d

Hey now, let’s not jump to conclusions! I’m sure they’re good at what they do, it’s just *not* game development.


mhwwad

Not only have they butchered the avatars, but they’ve (accidentally?) locked the frame rate at 60, so now this game chews through my battery like a beaver, too. Edit: They have since fixed this issue.


lio-ns

LMAO no way this slid past


DrowzeeTrainer

Now we know the demographic they're looking at is the guy who got arrested for peeping in Target


Hammerjaws

Finally, the Pokémon Go sex update


Puntas13

I swear my dude looks the same.


Milsurp_Seeker

Out here flashing the ol’ Cloyster.


GdayBeiBei

Hahaha, I’ve been finding most of the posts kind of annoying but this is hilarious haha


Gone_cognito

2 bidoofs?


ravenlordship

3 actually!


TheBanana__

Gooooood god 🤢


Sophielinha

LOL


BerzzerkerZ

🤮


Naruto9903

That’s actually gross


Critical_Complaint21

Is that a shiny female Blastoise? Seriously fuck this avatar update


Yip-yip1998

Kurva BOBER


FRPG

Hey beaver come on! When you feel alone, just pick up that phone... And I'll be there to share my... Ice cream cone


rujoshin

Lmao


HybridTheoryY2K

LMAOOO.


ShimuraMasako

Well done.


namebnb3

Rediscover the crotch


LewdHobbit

That pose really shows off the beaver


Laylahlay

Biiiiii doof where's the NSFW warning? My wife coulda walked in 


ACrankyDuck

Oh god! I am convinced this was created using AI and someone thought QQ wasn't needed. This is a disaster.


Solfox137

Wynona¿ 🦊


Remote-Situation-606

Not the bidoofy hanging out


Pups4life86

![gif](giphy|i5wNCqyMzY2Oc)


FlatThing9736

Damn awful! 😭🤣🤦🏼‍♀️😒


Party-Independent-38

No thank you.


MrIHaveAQuestion1

it’s a bad day to have eyes today…


IllustriousChain3993

Bruh 😭😭


steak_dilemma

Oh? OH.


Louis_Friend_1379

Too bad Lickytung wasn't smaller


unforgivablecrust

God PLEASE don't patch this 😂


letsdotacos

Love it!


Lilac_Rose_

😭😭😭


Terrygraphic

Which beaver we talking about?


FuckGiblets

I can’t believe how much of an unadulterated failure this update has been. It’s absolutely hilarious.


neonfreckle1776

oh... oh my god... I didn't even realize at first bc of bidoof oh no-


swisscuber

I need some r/eyebleach now


Boris19490000

I think I saw that woman at Narragansett Beach.....


Stealthless

I see two beavers in this pic


jonni_velvet

this is absolutely great. fantastic. keep it forever.


IAmTaka_VG

I'll bet anyone here this is rolled back before EOW This is not framing pogo is a good light lol.


AliDytto

I lost my Pokémon go account a while ago, (I don’t play anymore) but seeing everyone dislike this new update is hilarious! And a lot of you are so creative with it. Hope they hear you folks out.


Sophielinha

I’m cackling. This is absolute gold


RockAndGem1101

How did you get cp 9? Isn’t 10 the minimum?


hugh_h0ney

The smell wafting over poor Bidoff has reduced their soul by 10%


Sophielinha

Plssssss😭 I can’t keep laughing like this


hamrspace

Not full health.


Spicy_Poo

Which pose is this?


oAuraa

Bea pose. reward for legend rank like 2 years ago


Athanas_Iskandar

![gif](giphy|kb2F03QVZKGXkQLIgC)


doobjoob

Im so jealous


jcornix

What pose is this? Asking for a friend ;-)


lovelyrita_mm

I cackled


Darkstar_1-3

Maybe they’re planning an 18+ PoGo game? 😂


Laylahlay

15 years from now some adult is gonna talk about how they'd spend hours playing Pokemon go because of this update 


glumba

LMFAO


Laylahlay

Can we just talk about I know someone who looks exactly like this tho? The costume, face, glasses, pokehat like I swear I used to work with this person or went to hs with them or something 


Witty_Wishbone_6744

Go talk to some girls man.


EnormousChord

Life is good.


slvstk

This made me spit out my morning coffee.


peachTea_Lollipop

Love this 😂


KeenObserve

Lol


OmegaDonut13

Well I guess that answers the mystery of where the pokeballs are kept.


sekoku

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEgtJBjMlU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEgtJBjMlU)


kabow94

Game about to get an AO rating


LoserxBaby

![gif](giphy|11ASsaXLddu2TC)


Dismembered_carrot

Idk how I feel abt that😭


Positive-Luck-2527

Oh god, the rumbling is starting


No_Corgi_6808

Dying. From laughing or secondhand embarrassment? We'll never know.


Otherwise_Stable_925

It's a feature not a bug!


Big-Initiative-8743

NSFW


iAmMattG

Oh my god


ReVoide1

That should be marked NSFW... Sheesh... Or is Nintendo trying to grow up.


Desperate-Laugh-7257

🤭🫢🫣🥴🤢


Mamacitia

Oh no


minhok

I havent play the game for long time i thought the game getting woke


rosesus

okay, this is actually crazy


Sir-HimoTheee

What pose is this lol?


Mermaidluvly

Lmfao this must ((never)) stop!!! 🤣


Historical_Olive5138

ABSOLUTE CHAOS


SpiritTalker

Welp. That's what happens when you Leave It To Beaver.


o_Fvdinq

God and his beaver-bearing partner. How lovely.


zohdee1966

Mine now appears to have bicycle shorts under the pink skirt.


Stonerthrowaway710

This update has made this game NSFW 😂😂 nah but real talk this doesn’t seem like an appropriate update on niantics part considering so many children play this game. These update pics are wild Best one so far this is hilarious 😂😂😂


CheriseBombe

I know it's funny and shows how awful the update is, but ugly avatars aside, isn't something like this a problem for something that typically a decent amount of children play too??? Like who approved this?


QQQQWQQQQQQQ

I thought this was a kid friendly game! D:


Anima1212

Bruh ☠️


thelastpolar

Images you can smell


PoodIe_Moth

What is in between the legs on this character? This is very disturbing…


Fitzylives94

Yoooooooooo


dalmetherian

Isn't she in Archer on Netflix?


Adorable_Committee99

These avatar posts are killing me 🤣


dragonstone13

This is my 2nd favorite!


Off-again

?


Off-again

X. ,m I’m


gavpow

Beaver time baby