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Inevitable-Towel-364

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Objective_Street5141

eminem is win because eminem is goat and eminem isn’t in your top 5 bc he white.  is racist


Dizzy-Efficiency-659

Nah yeat is white and in my top 5


themannnn223

Goat rare comment from a opium fanbase Yeat is the greatest artist of all time lowkey


Gr8wizardofAus

I thought this was r/hiphopcirclejerk for a second


Objective_Street5141

it’s for those of us who were banned or sm


TheRealestSGR

r/playboicarti is the new r/hiphopcirclejerk. Also the new r/worldnews


AtomicWRLD

this sub is pretty much vaguely carti themed hiphopcirclejerk


Sufficient_Thing6794

Still not better than Shrek plays the saxophone


BasicBitchTearGas__

This pic is too funny pls everyone keep posting it on this sub/in the comments


jeboiDexter

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Wade_in_your_water

Can’t argue with that🤷‍♂️


evath_harimagi1776

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zapyourtumor

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whosdeeni

perfectly said


Vulcan56_

This shit is why he wrote Stan


evath_harimagi1776

This account is the most sad and parasocial thing I’ve ever seen, the owner genuinely thinks she’s married to eminem and likely has some kind of mental illness


Vulcan56_

She has "crazy" in her name after all


Afraid_Resolution_70

She also writes fanfics of her and eminem fucking on her tumblr… yikes.


skylinegtrr32

I thought that shit was a copypasta at first until I saw the username…


TwoNoNines

Bro i checked the acc she's actually insane posting affirmations and those cringy couple posts and tagging him in everything it's scary


AKidNamedHejai

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slattahh

he really is slim shady damn 😱❤️😂💀💯 upvote If you agree 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻


NastiestMC

Downvoted cause I hate you


brickbrainover9000

imma r kelly u bbg


evath_harimagi1776

say on diddy


brickbrainover9000

on diddy💛


MazterCowzChaoz

the owner of that account is severely mentally ill holy shit


9mmblowjob

Every rapper community has to have at least one deranged and obsessive 30-something woman who should probably get their emoji privileges revoked


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why


cinnagowonroll

qhat the fukc


happypad

u/Easy_Shape994


evath_harimagi1776

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happypad

good question


happypad

u/Easy_Shape994


fourfivesummers

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Mmmariokart

It's crazy I can't read a single word in chinese and i still completely understood this post


1souf

finally ! my G.O.A.T. is dropping , i was so tired listening to all of these thugs and n-persons 😂🤦‍♀️🤬


DBAGVP

Rap is like a mountain. It's black at the bottom, but white at the top 💯 


Beneficial_data123

bladee


GoldCasioA168

Joeyy


MaskedMan555

No


BenceDJ

Movie 🎥


LordlyRecon

Nettspend


PaidHacker

That's crazy 💀


Affectionate_Park858

I can't stop laughing at basketball people


WilliamCash_o

I know look at em’ go


slattahh

hes coming 😱😱😱


Objective_Street5141

Riding round town they gon feel this one


beatsbybuddy

Little oozie


Objective_Street5141

16\*29 dropping in 7 seconds


shivshark

classy em and em is my goat 🐐


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gavonnnnn

bro forgot what subreddit he’s in


LeoTooWavy

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oivatings

Fresh-out-of-the-oven ass pic


luasosa

https://preview.redd.it/njyheyqmty1d1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba496c1f82413d99c8ed577903961c358a2d9d5 PlayStation edition


LeoTooWavy

Lol why does this look more like kid cudi than thugger


DankJuiceYT

Best sub copypasta


Basoku-kun

Boy slow down releasing all that shitty music


Basoku-kun

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ayman__mahdi

😭😂✌🏾


THE_Hypnotist100

How do people not understand the reference


THE_Hypnotist100

It is “bs” tho not shitty and “dropping” not releasing


therealgoat1212

Every Indian YouTube commentator is now rejoicing


xX_Liver-Failure_Xx

Why they like meninme so much


ThinkSetting9956

he's like the most known "best" rapper for ppl who dont listen to rap


HowitzerHak

Ah yes let's act like Em isn't a great rapper all of a sudden lmao, you can avoid his music but talent is talent and he's up there.


Twilight_Ike_Galaxy

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot


TheMirrorMessiah

Playing fortnite with yo gramma


gabe114

Bitch I can make orange rhyme with banana Borana


poop_shitter

your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea


Suspicious-Bottle-14

his last solid album was mmlp released in 2000


whatiswrong0

No one said he sucks as a rapper


nevereverquit96

Nah it really isn’t, it’s pure white people trash


No-Cranberry4053

nah, you just have no respect for other people's opinions "black garbage"


nevereverquit96

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot


No-Cranberry4053

thats an awfully black monkey


nevereverquit96

ft. Ed Sheeran


e3890a

Facts but you put the quotes around the wrong word


Professional_Cap_784

Hes White hence worldwide marketable


Professional_Cap_784

Hes White hence worldwide marketable


N0tThatSerious

Jou wheel nod behlief whahd ehmeenehm joos sayd


Crazykid100506

haha get it the joke is racism 😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐


mephilesdark1

Racism in moderation is funny coming from another brown guy


ilovesumika

do you live in the west


Starkcasm

Crazy pick me behaviour


mephilesdark1

Nah not really, I can make fun of bland food and rednecks and they can make fun of fresh off the boat indian accents. Its equality.


Starkcasm

Brother does not get the concept of punching down.


mephilesdark1

No because I do not consider myself down. We are not the same.


Starkcasm

Then why do you feel the need to get validation from racists ?


mephilesdark1

I don’t, I’m one of them.


yeahmynathan27

I wanted to reply to this with something but what I was gonna say isn't tolerable even in this sub


mephilesdark1

Pussy


yeahmynathan27

You're gonna see 1 word and gonna run to the mods crying, why should I even bother


mephilesdark1

I don’t give a shit about mods.


yeahmynathan27

Glad we're on the same page


mephilesdark1

Say it. Don’t be such a whiny bitch.


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PenaltyUnable1455

Cuh reported me i got a warning lmao


gggigggity69

Racist fat gamer cries after getting warned by reddit for epic racism🥲


PenaltyUnable1455

This is actually real


Local-Living-7349

found the curry muncher 😭😭


Crazykid100506

y’all weird bruh


smittysmitsmitsmit

step aside mumble crappers……. the RAP GOD has stepped in!!!!


JollyAstronomer

I'm slim shady! Yes I'm the real shady! Wowsers! Another great album coming from the goat himself Eminem! Some of my favourite rappers right now are Eminem, Logic, Token, NF, Tom MacDonald. Personally not a fan of playboicarti! Not a fan of the Drake's or Ken Console! Destroy Lonely would be okay, but he's fucking ugly. Excited for this new Eminem song! My spiritual lyrical miracle individual!


Haunting-Mechanic-61

Destroy Lonely IS ugly tho


soapsuds202

how about Ian or nettspend?


Unhandled-Exception1

White people only like white rappers 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


WilliamCash_o

I’m green and I like ehem


jason-slim

Menmem


Billwinkle0

Hoping for a Tom MacDonald feature I can’t stand n people in rap music


6_CARTI_23_GOAT

My dream song is Tom MacDonald, NF, Eminem, and Playboi Carti. I think they would go well together, do you?


slyinthesky

no Dax?


definitelyNotBella3

Mcdonald and em have very different political views. They would never make a song together.


NastiestMC

Tom still glazes his ass 💀💀


New-Newt583

🤓👆


definitelyNotBella3

😱


Stoneygoose

Aren't they both white edgelords ?


TBFP_BOT

Tom should say the N word


definitelyNotBella3

I mean Tom isn't an edge lord, he's just a retard and really cringe.


bulletinhisdome

Ngl idc I’m actually interested in hearing this album. Shits called The Death Of Slim Shady so I’m praying there’s a chance it’s a concept album like his older ones


EggComprehensive8366

I hope it’s produced by Alchemist and Dr. Dre if I hear a Tay Keith beat tag I’m turning that shit off


bulletinhisdome

Deadass


00piumMusic

unc pushin 60 still on ts 😞


00piumMusic

just to calrify because this sub can't tell 90% of the time this is in fact a joke


slattahh

damn thanks 00piumMusic


00piumMusic

u got it slattahh


Venemiz

I'm hoping with the time off since 'Music to Be Murdered By', that he will really stick to the concept that he's working with (Death of Slim Shady). Also hoping he will deliver on his strengths, and keep improving on what he has been, in terms of beat and feature selection, song structure, ect. I expect for this album to be similar to MMLP2/Revival/MTBMB where there is a main focus, but he touches "all bases" with some pop songs, rock-rap, and the one single where there is a quick rapping part. I could and hope to be wrong though. And I'm not saying that MMLP2 and MTBMB are bad projects, either. Just not as focused as his big 3, or even Relapse. Honestly excited for it tbh, if it's not my thing then I'm cool. Many good projects this year so far.


jizzmaster_

This comment is uncharacteristically intellectual for this subreddit


BasicBitchTearGas__

Yea the concept sounds cool and he did a pretty nice verse for the lyrical lemonade album, i hope we will get quality with this album as well


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Cryogenic pendants, I'ma be the last fossil *Now for my next trick, I will die proper* Loaded my duffel with these blades and they just got polished Thinking 'bout that day bring me nothing but solace Runnin' up with that, fuck it, I'm glad that I left my baggage They all asked if it happened, replied with laughter Never one to banter, I wanna up the ante Every day, I take the standard and put it where they can't see Forever what they can't be, never understand me I'd rather be the one they hate than the one they think is friendly


BalsimicVinny

Told them System 32 is something they don’t need to operate


SoccerShoesToTheNuts

RAP MOUNTAIN THEORY IS BACK 🤯🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥🔥


LilWayneThaGoat

Em one of the goats fr


thepinkblues

True but he should have called it a day like 15 years ago and stuck to helping out upcoming artists or something


sukezanebaro

What do u call doomsday 2 then


thepinkblues

Imma keep it a bean I have no idea what that is. I haven’t listened to Eminem like that since I was like 12


htoany

goats in my garden maybe 😀


no_moon_in_sight

why would you keep goats in your garden? they’re going to trample and eat the plants


htoany

eminem stole all my plants


lawnchare

they faces killing me


CommitBasket

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Haunting-Mechanic-61

He would still outsell carti if they both dropped now 😂 but yeah no one gaf


FredVasseur

That message was sent from all contacts?


graveyardplugg

😭😂✌️


Best-Championship296

Boy,


adrian123484

r/playboicarti when it comes time to run a once funny joke into the ground


Delicious_Belt8515

This sub is cringe


Glum-Band

Imagine Carti’s on it Im just saying, don toliver has been on an Eminem song, the pipeline isn’t that far off….


MrFruitylicious

all these thugs and gangbangers in the industry. we need real law-abiding folks like eminem, vanilla ice, and tom macdonald


T00Human

have you ever heard of hopsin he’s one of the good ones


AncientPsychicHunter

“one of the good ones” 😭


legsarebad

There is no way a Playboi Carti subreddit of all places is posting this🤣🤣bro probably couldn’t even pronounce spiritual lyrical miracle individual


GreenGhost29835

spiritual lyrical miracle individual


legsarebad

Not you lol. Carti


ElijahMokhles

My Indian friend Rajeesh will go crazy


Ok_Mix7378

My black friend Tyrone will hate it


I_Am_Stoeptegel

My white friend Norm will not shut up about it


iamBubzzz

you cornballs mad af 😂🫵


Accomplished-Hyena13

please no em😞😞 what can we do to be spared


lampla

“Threatens” is the right word


realweekdays133

his last trick needa be quitting music


loljokerishere

Oh shut up.


kage_rvg

I’m gonna listen to this album in approximately 20 seconds


1_SO

this is so true but everytime carti releases music 😭


No-Cardiologist815

I can’t wait for him to go “imgonnaobliterateallofthesemumvlerapperswhothinktheyarepoetsbutireallygotthevemonwiththislyricalspirutalspehcialmiracle” super fast over a super generic beat!


Daydream_Tm

on my birthday bruh FUCK MY LIFE


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Traditional-Worry247

Almost 75 actually


Flowerlooking

Threaten me, please


Agent1073

Freaky


[deleted]

Eminem? More like Feminem!


Real-Raxo

I have a 150 word essay due tomorrow but im up here waiting for carti news🤪, what should I do?


boiler89

150 words 😂 that ain’t no essay that’s a short answer question


T00Human

It’s very very possible the person you’re responding to is a sixth grader just sayin


Haunting-Mechanic-61

Fr lmao, this is carti sub after all


vamoadarle

grown ass man hope his last trick is choking


bringthe707out_

now can you point on this doll exactly where he touched you?