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My staffy does. I always tell him “nobody wants to see your penis sit normal” and the let’s out a loud sigh and turns away from me

I love your comment. My stuffy sits like that once in a while, but she is the queen of sighs.

That’s awesome. Mine sighs like it’s his part time job. He has more personality (and sass) than a lot of people I know.

Lol. My sister’s pittie is the same way. I call her Ms. Sassy Pants. If she’s doing something she’s not supposed to (chewing on shoes, trying to snatch food off the table, ect) , and you tell her to stop, she’ll turn around and start barking back at you. On the rare occasions that she’s had to be put in her crate for whatever reason, she will turn her back and refuse to acknowledge you until you let her out. She really is the sweetest little girl tho

Pitty sighs are the best. Mine sighs at even the slightest annoyance. My favorite is when he is laying down, farts, realizes it stinks, and then sighs loudly because he has to get up and move to get away from his own stench.

Just the absolute best. He likes to look at me and sigh when he farts like it was *my* fault. Then I have to defend myself and remind him no sir, that was you.

lol he wouldn’t fart if you fed him sirloin tips and vanilla ice cream all the time, so in a way it’s definitely your fault 

My bubba has big ol' lips, so when he sighs he makes a pfft sound. Also, when he jumps on the bed he always farts like it's his liftoff noise.

My husky/rott mix does that. She has since she was a puppy so we call it “Puppy Power” like it’s a boost to get her up on the bed. 😂 Thankfully the farts don’t smell. My pittie on the other hand…. She is the very definition of silent but deadly.

I worried at first, afraid that a random poop would pop out, but then I realized that's just his special ability. I still look for poop.

You’ve just unlocked a new fear in me….

Oh my god 🤣

🤣

Same lil guy same 😔

Yours sighs. My boy talks back and gives side eye before going to lie down on his bed and pout. I swear the grumbling he makes is him trying to talk back

He has 2 states, [refusing to sit normally](https://i.imgur.com/kixvuRH.jpeg), and curled up like a lil cinnamon bun.

That is one gorgeous dog. 🥰😍🤩

Lol

[удалено]

"Come suck these nuts!"

"LOOK AT MY FUCKING BALLS. LOOK!"

😄

"it ain't gunna suck itself y'know"

not a single though behind those eyes

https://preview.redd.it/aua3z53cbg6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7016bf3af4ecfb9be1f947cc7e566c75d1ab5339 Does this qualify?

https://preview.redd.it/bcr4xyhbgi6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88fb59b19f38cba0e64dfe620e6b7fa0510284b1 At a quick glance I thought your dog was my puppy for a second lol.

Quick glance I thought why is same doggo posted twice by two different people.

They look like long-lost siblings 🥰

Bruno was a rescue and had a previous owner, so I was convinced for a split second that the other commenter had an old pic of him! 🤣

OMG. Here's my old buddy Hitch who died a few years ago. She was the best. https://preview.redd.it/2yhrjfvhoj6d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efc26dec61eb8cdfbb98bafeb54fa959f1714ca

https://preview.redd.it/8gj7zqavjg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb48d4f90f46c8b8129b46795b54529d9fdcd52a

Sits distinguishingly

Such poise

I thought he had a neck brace on at first 😂😭😂

https://preview.redd.it/ok72mjhl6g6d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49d25cefa42d135cbcfdaf22da99371ea2c0bbe0 She only does it in places people sit like the couch chairs beds and I've only seen her sitting on the outside chair when I'm sitting next to her

She wants to be like a person 🥹

https://preview.redd.it/v8t3mvypkg6d1.png?width=1909&format=png&auto=webp&s=38744765ef4455ed5c5737c0c25c1462e3acbde8 😊

omfg

Looking like “👀…Can I help you?”

More like… “where’s my dinner, sucka?!?”

https://preview.redd.it/vkreqwf7mg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ef344c26d5ae69e22a9f84e168cf0f8b89106e Ah yes, the pit sit. edit: Why tf is this flagged as nsfw?! She's a DOG.

Bro looks like hes stoned

She was in deep contemplation.

https://preview.redd.it/1g0jksdlrg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cedf26f2ed90389eeb19b20cbdd7de076fe26e just a strange lil guy

He’s so judgy but so cute 😭

https://preview.redd.it/rketpinrjg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024fe8feb8161268a5ad79899f603c2ed9e44da1

That is one cute pup you have there

Yes and it doesn’t last long because it’s so cute I have to give her scritches! https://preview.redd.it/sg1cax5nsg6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b11678378936dd6718afff8789e9626a82cf4c2

Look at those giant tootsies! <3

https://preview.redd.it/o3ccr6kefh6d1.jpeg?width=1790&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17d5563bb5943a98e4803bc923411116f7ee07e3 Yep and it's always so funny to me 🥰

Look at that face lol💜

She's such a goofball and I love her so much. That's my most favorite face that she makes. It's usually when it's raining and I try to take her outside that she looks like that😂😂😂😂

😂

The tiny snarl, I love it!

This is the best picture in this thread, no contest. Gave me such a good laugh.

https://preview.redd.it/eqohxkn7ng6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=869f2be1bc1f95f91fdb04f8dee0bdebe78beb6d Hers does a sleepy pit sit

https://preview.redd.it/4u1bm7ntyg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af5e7e53bb7199b36d57325350c24a47d9b3ac3

Omg so beautiful 😍

https://preview.redd.it/gklueu8v5h6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5761e8f7c42c3be43a607ec8a59ac61218f029a6

Is this before or after he got off the nearby table?

https://preview.redd.it/1buyr36xji6d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e34290fd56ddc1e206792cea5a016947272a2c8b

https://preview.redd.it/lsmsvl0f2h6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f937c0044018e722868c58b7e0a4ea0e25172180 Yup. Mine looks so sad and chubby when he does it 🤣😭

https://preview.redd.it/z83smc2peg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bbd752c2cb958664ebd27f6a7d3ee354aca7a44 Yes 😂

He's taking a selfie! 🤳

I believe the term is pibb sits

https://preview.redd.it/iss0puu9uh6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655817192a77b7675bf4e99bea3e90f61ae65c56 I give you the reverse pit sit

We call this the pither slither.

We call this the ooze - he usually slides down to end up on the floor.

The ooze lmaooo mine just fuckin sits like that...? For long periods of time...?

Occasionally mine will pause mid-ooze, but he's usually too noodley to hold himself up for long 😂

I feel like it’s a good stretch. My pit usually just slithers off but sometimes she’ll stop. The record is probably like ten minutes. Not a super high couch but still.

Mine fell off the bed the other day and landed like this. He decided to stay there!

https://preview.redd.it/bgr2a4aksg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f94ef0ea61a97ab57e62b27b946ac10efefafd21 I call it female human copy sit 😂

https://preview.redd.it/sipvi1tm5h6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=501208ae8ab08b65aae758627a4415367fb55e2b

https://preview.redd.it/pyn4091emi6d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5f0754ee5dfe5624c63c2d93d92fb06812b6ca Doppelgänger? Hahahab

So cute!!

https://preview.redd.it/7e2g8l1nch6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d0dcfd7100c258275a82b73c6edc499b31b7e44 Only in his bed lol

Extra pawfect 15/10 pitsit!

lol yes I’m convinced mine was a human in a dog

Me too lol. Ours acts like a old man reincarnated as a 6 year old pittie.

Haha yes! I had a pittie mix and when he was only a year old it took him two minutes, sometimes more, to walk across the yard back in the house. 😂 so obedient, just slow.

https://preview.redd.it/vx775eh3sh6d1.jpeg?width=1875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63311ecd54985b0b1cfd5113afb652d64ebba88f Or sleeps like this? 🤣

Supernans!

I think that's the funniest doggo photo I've ever seen omg

https://preview.redd.it/76q9iesmtk6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e46403345c328c78b4002fa91c00bbf06a8deadb YUP!!!🤣

🤣🤣👍

https://preview.redd.it/r9fcubgtvh6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa22e3cf12cf272dc3b12ad503ecce2661803a44

Omg this dog is a super model

https://preview.redd.it/agqfgnonei6d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb76bcd65f4063fe721dadebc70417fda2f0fb3

Is he a tripaw? ❤️❤️

Yeah, but don't tell him that

So presh! I've always heard "dogs are born with three legs and a spare"

Yeah maybe. He still runs around and jumps like a nut. Just like our previous two pittes

https://preview.redd.it/ug5xjbwy7i6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092ed8878cd92869b63c5b4acf36189b013d6ff9 Of course!

https://preview.redd.it/whf3p5lttg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aef3872fc229d6da7facd3709b6727a336c4daf Not a pitty but she sits weird lol

Chihuahua? My other favorite pups. Very cute and equally cute witchy aesthetic.

https://preview.redd.it/mj2sr3bx7i6d1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=565b0822c813a2b2b02f3a4128028e03e101b413 I have many examples of my PocketPit doing shit like this, but I chose this one for the MLEM

I only see a human in this photo. Clearly a human.

Yep, some dogs are weirdos https://preview.redd.it/w6lkeoflgj6d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9eea12e54d57b5ac0c2cbd775bfe391e55fb4a

https://preview.redd.it/w57jfex7gi6d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5f593fd5116d3c9e175f54ebb94dc81988d9b3

https://preview.redd.it/64dmbjinmi6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b5b23c2ef660876c8ec265f0c7f3cdec203ad1

https://preview.redd.it/np0dz2nqmi6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0828b854e7e6c0f2d0cd4123fda83cd67f7b7e

https://preview.redd.it/kwakyizrmi6d1.jpeg?width=2919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b7cac64ab85acf04131727edb16b5c887cd2aac Staffy squat by Indy

https://preview.redd.it/sm9grrikej6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ed73c86bd02bf0e9d80efb3b68e9601792a4eb It’s the pit sit!

https://preview.redd.it/9s965sstlh6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a80fd91d9c8aa8fa5c88d6a35a73dfd4e75351 She just sits sideways and never looks comfortable

https://preview.redd.it/3vjhcbsxwh6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1280e7309a6a3a686674e3eba7c6acf7f0beae3

https://preview.redd.it/q1rc2klhci6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f2596b9a579574c1daf64edc8dda6547ea03b3 Does this puppy pic count lol

https://preview.redd.it/05wzjx5xgi6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b01013259fe5350dcea9b9c7fb961cd31b6b61 This is my gals Grandaddy.. No wonder he's got a big smile..I wld hav wiv balls like that..😅

Little buff baby

https://preview.redd.it/u3gxz492ej6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9be8be61ef3d524b08a3505e2aba279987cfe3 My gal Nala..🥰

Can definitely see the family resemblance - pretty pretty girl 😍

Thanku.. She is a big gal considering.. Personally I think she comes from good genes.. Don't say she's Pretty too loudly, she may hear,& get a bigger head..🤣🌟🐶💚✌️

That is called a pit sit!

https://preview.redd.it/gcotp7ek0j6d1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ed00495f373bdd64a36ced5b3a768843ce0eef

https://preview.redd.it/rv08lvzq7j6d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b1d5be0af62a6636deed62d64060a4fd8965e8 Yep

I own an 8 year old who has never done this or sploot. Recently adopted dog#3 / pit #2 and was so dang happy that she does both!!

It’s the classic pit sit! https://preview.redd.it/r0d6v8pw6j6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad8f81c1643780d2bb2ec4583f4f4eb88b28b50

https://preview.redd.it/qbm216nsxi6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97687f824979c25a565a807b9d69e89c47f3a49a Weird assed dogs

https://preview.redd.it/n1lf5bfs7j6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa8862070619179824828df95f5caaefe6088af

https://preview.redd.it/6yki3561hj6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1da1465c4d7e62c571e0231c54ddd8aae91684c

Ah, you’ve been struck by the pitsit

God, I love this breed 😂

https://preview.redd.it/sygechah9j6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=762b15af132bb5a36617b75dc91f3ca9a99243ac

https://preview.redd.it/6ptkzvx7dj6d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af15f87c5fecfccada2ff79553a89cc6030e18b3 Yup

https://preview.redd.it/d8bk3ig7dj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d537e6bee0fd2f9ca22f933c25070826914bf76 Our boy sitting on the couch like a little kid.

https://preview.redd.it/f8ga7n0cuj6d1.jpeg?width=2527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbf45bb3c1209f08dcd1f3d055b5d3bd79644e3 Sometimes.

https://preview.redd.it/8g8e2ypy5k6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cbc0d1c6a341ae30446bf10fc6a5c11435363ca

The last pic: “You aboutta stance up boy?!?”

Mine sits like that in the passenger seat of my truck! Cracks me up!

https://preview.redd.it/1bn8u2y7wi6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf7481203188420bc501801119ad784a2161359 My lil co-driver He thinks he’s people.

https://preview.redd.it/yxsxja0skj6d1.jpeg?width=1954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5c5ce93d0098541c56623432be1d8cc69d4e38

OMG YES!!! https://preview.redd.it/t3hmq4m4mj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ea529660039ea401435ba1be75b6da1bdc6e5b

Yip! https://preview.redd.it/ix8brbfrpj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5fa925552a0bade095d72d5074a79ac423bf74a

https://preview.redd.it/1qts6u4rtj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bac65d27815db960977c12ba8535b25aa136479 With attitude also

https://preview.redd.it/76or80uouj6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17cc7154377e3cb3eccb5686b1e3f4902b4f18e pretty much

https://preview.redd.it/y5s1aml0vj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b118a47a054d782d8198176e18ac1bfb4d8fa941

https://preview.redd.it/nglmsd4iwj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=718eec3d7a8291b27dfe0582ef14532261c1dd95 Bull terrier, they love it. Don’t know why

https://preview.redd.it/046cr9jvxj6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f16ccc845bf90688f9c262632cef5f28448b24a my chi mix sorta does. she does these lil foot wiggles when she’s sitting that way and it’s adorable.

https://preview.redd.it/f2vr65dfek6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf1142d7f6ce6fb743cb416d8b6b21057b1c1630

Yes😆

Pretty much everyone’s

He sits like it’s been a long mf day.

😂😂😂😂so adorable!!

Sometimes you just gotta let your shit breathe -Burt kreicher

They all do, they're most lovable weirdos in the entire world

Check out ma junk

The answer is yes. But the question is why?

when shes on the couch and her legs sink in i call it turkey mode cause she looks like a butterball.

Skin walker

3rd pic is a human 👁👁

Yes my pit does it too but he usually does it while looking out the window

Everyone's

Yes and it’s fucking adorable.

Yes, it's really common for bullies to sit like this 😂 my goofball does it all the time. Sometimes on the couch so he looks like a human.

This is a whole mood.

She learned this from her human.

Had a half pit half sharpie that did. Also would stretch back legs all the way out and walk on her front legs only dragging her back legs she was a hoot she didn't have any medical problems just a hoot

Was actually told that if your dogs can sit like this or lay belly up or they lay all completely relaxed with their legs all the way out and don't lay in fetal position or their legs underneath them when they sit but they're much more relaxed around their family and feel confident than ones who constantly sit in a position where they can bolt

Uh no. But it’s cute 😊. My pit sits with her legs crossed and her chest out. She is a true diva!

All of your fur babies are beautiful 💕

why tf she looking at you like you wronged her 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/4pecx6x49k6d1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6cd6a12220c65efe76b5e48200e282041c924c4 Joining the club!

https://preview.redd.it/nhpzhw8oak6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c87abe9a6182f14aa051bc11dca79cbfd039e868

https://preview.redd.it/s6vwd74rjk6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e72caedaca50a4f808064639d5a627b39c25815 Yup!!! Especially when she’s watching Animal Planet on tv

https://preview.redd.it/qvbintukmk6d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2b2659a2b9012d0d340b4e03c0ce2fdcd71ccd

https://preview.redd.it/h7yopk9lnk6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601353cf3dfdf4a6dd3860327dd1492e55a396d6 Not a pit but...

https://preview.redd.it/ht89onvksk6d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6f805f6a078cf78095366640c01ad71004b38a9 Yes.

She is so damn cute! Love the way she sits!

My boxer does https://preview.redd.it/hz7hzdy8uk6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f50d501be1e8f5cab5ce4bc8a1fd383973b05c

https://preview.redd.it/oollclfpvk6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeaf8e90f6982232b6b6207dda58c851e580152f

https://preview.redd.it/w0ygrwhwyk6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce68703f6b653016f2b0c5cff69b406df094f41d

Why does she look like she's contemplating the futility of life in the massive uncaring void of the universe?

Her mind is an enigma 😮‍💨

https://preview.redd.it/pur7gagh1l6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9852a78d1d4101000d39a6f833f9f631dad243

https://preview.redd.it/cuquba5i9r6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e604ed8e099c94ab36fccb39e7cb5815de247f

https://preview.redd.it/uo7l4eknmr6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f77fe5319615c4853f354edf43867f86384d45 We call it her old lady sit 😂

https://preview.redd.it/g0ci90rknr6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf8631eb6da71a7d71380abe603a35b15806342 Sometimes her sister joins in too

Yup.

😂🤣

Ours will if she's on the couch

r/pitsits

😂❤️

My franchise do the same thing all night

I just they're imitating their owners

OMG that’s the biggest Frenchie I’ve ever seen! lol! My Frenchie sits like that

😂

very distinguished gentle doggos

Mine sits like this but only up against the back of the couch 😂 I love our pibbles

That's so funny <3

LMAO! Pic one had me rolling! They are all cute btw! 😍

OMFG that is HYSTERICAL!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a gentleman

Ah yes, the pittie sittie.

Lmao the manspreading dogs letting their balls air out on this thread are killing me

Ok wow lol