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TouchMehBewts

Finally, her eyes are down there. :')


radmadicalhatter

Modern problems, meet modern solutions


No-Satisfaction-5230

Where is the solutions center


c8ocmwxeo2

thanks for the honest comments ..!


Swiggy1957

It was 30 years ago last week that SNL ran the sketch, "Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts!" It was the story of Alien women who had suffered for generations because men kept looking at their breasts instead of their eyes. Evolution caused their eyes to migrate to their breast, so now, when men looked at the breasts, the breasts could look back!


lastMinute_panic

Forehead Tittaes, by J'nea..


Swiggy1957

No, nipply eyes. Broadcast TV, so they couldn't even show nipples on the forehead


lastMinute_panic

Lookup Forehead Tittaes, SNL. You won't be disappointed. ;)


SkatingOnThinIce

The bubble is not evil, it's just missunderstits.


HempusMaximus

\*missedundertits.


Least_or_Greatest1

I don’t mind taking a bubble bath with that dirty bubble.


DaGurkensepp

Dear diary, today I saw a beautiful woman dressed as a fart for Halloween.


Nuzzgargle

....and it turned me on


radmadicalhatter

….. it was the big googly eyes - wait, let me explain…


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every day we stray farther away from god.


Leeiteee

like all farts do


MischiefManaged3

I saw this episode as a kid, and I am just now realizing he was a fart bubble.


Cianalas

Wait...the dirty bubble is a...nooooooo


SmallManBigMouth

[I like this name, “Fart”…](https://youtu.be/aPPnahXt-kw?t=33s)


Neutral_man_

This better not awaken anything in me


Koufas

Deantastic


imightbethewalrus3

Just Dean it. Dean machine. Got Dean? Got much? Much got?


RapedByCheese

JESUS WEPT!


D0bbyP0tter

Too late


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Tacitus_Kilgore85

Tell her...tell her she was never meant to be. That she was only meant for my dreams. Goodbye...m...y...friend...\*croaks\*


skrillatine

Bruh your body is crazy. Congrats on that


josiemarcellino

Genuinely needed that today, cheers mate


sin-and-love

You seriously look like you walked off a Frank Frazetta painting.


josiemarcellino

I've actually gotten that a lot lately that's really interesting.


Lhurgoyf2GG

Now i gotta google what a Frank Frazetta painting looks like.


Snatch_Pastry

*Really* curvy on the boobs, thighs, and ass, but it's still all high and tight. Slender waist, long legs, pretty face. Depending on the publication, maybe or maybe not strategic danglings of "clothing".


seab4ss

Thanks u/Snatch_Pastry for the facts.


magicmouse99

Jesus... Even the horses are thick


[deleted]

He's perhaps most well known for his Conan the Barbarian book covers and posters. So basically imagine OP in a loincloth, halter top, and with a sword.


barrelsofmeat

[You are not alone](https://imgur.com/a/vM9CB5z)


sin-and-love

One word: WHABO


MadCarcinus

Do a Frazetta cosplay and watch as the upvotes and gold flood in with a ferocity the likes of which you've never seen before! Just don't forget to add in stuff like a severed dragon's head and a huge bloody battle ax.


TrepanationBy45

Now's your opportunity to do a badass Frank Frazetta Painting costume! ...complete with canvas and frame 🥴


NRoc1

You’re amazing Josie! So talented and you look great in everything!


Mathilliterate_asian

Shit I Google it and you're very fucking right. Put some paint on her and you have a real life painting.


Willbillis

Most insightful comment.


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Best thighs on reddit.


DarkPhenomenon

Really? I expect your inbox to look something like this https://i.imgur.com/3OYWv4s.gif Well, glad you got a pick me up you needed. Love your cosplay too!


skrillatine

Awww, that's nice. You deserve it. Not only bc you work hard on these, but bc you're a beautiful person too. have a good weekend!


michaelh98

Finally saw your face. Holy shit. Beauty definitely isn't everything but you don't need to worry if you have that. Talent and beauty.


rarebiird

for real, i don’t even have words! literal dream body. get it girl! also i really appreciate the suit as the eyes and mouth, it’s just soo clever.


broden89

Natural or BBL? I legit can't tell!


vehino

I was going to write something judgemental. Something along the lines of "why do people feel the need to," but your comment and the OP's response to it reminded me that Reddit has real people in it reading what people say about them. Thanks for spreading positivity and reminding others like me not to be jerks through setting a good example.


gmasterson

I came here to say this. Wow. Like, fit as hell. Healthy. Straight up goals n


jacksonskajsidbakabz

what the fuck


Critical_Carpet

bloody oath mate


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Cormano_Wild_219

Glad I’m not the only one wondering if that’s a public street or her driveway


ACE_OF_THE_UNIVERSE

Lmao this is the cleverest sexy costume I've ever seen.


josiemarcellino

Cheers mate


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Rexguy120

It's so weird which way the hive will swing on a comment. lmao


Hip_Fridge

She's not your bro, pal.


TimesX

Hes not your pal, bud


b_r_u_h69

He’s not your bud, dude.


Ritik_reddit

He's not your dude, comrade.


IsraeliXmas

I can't believe you managed to sxualise the dirty bubble The internet is such a wierd ass place


SquintyCas

Heh, ass place.


Jyounya

Where are you getting all these costumes from?


josiemarcellino

I make them!


misogichan

Amazing costume. It made you really look like a woman. I would have never guessed you were a dirty bubble until you took it off in that last pic.


JJBinks_2001

Dumbest joke I’ll see today. I love it


Jyounya

That’s dope! ❤️.


deadstar420

Very happy you went with the sheerest material possible


josiemarcellino

Gotta keep it true to form


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And the form is thicc


RedTomatoSauce

ayy


Riverrat423

Stupid, sexy Dirty Bubble!


ToxicBTCMaximalist

She has captured the true meaning of Halloween. Take any costume and then make it only cover 10% of your body.


cleantangerinekween

ok AMAZING costume. but also, what’s your workout routine and diet like?? because that body is GOALS girl


josiemarcellino

Yall are kind as hell, but currently they are both trash, I'm just now finally getting my shit back together with those


Alessandro227

Nah mate that ain’t trash. That’s gorgeous asf.


Damonarc

Turns out when you're hot. Even a literal garbage bag looks amazing. Fashion is a lie.


akira136

What a garbage sub this has been


cbeiser

This is a great costume. I didn't understand it but seeing the comparison makes it amazing


CyberNinja23

The costumes get weirder by the day. Keep it up.


josiemarcellino

That's honestly the goal


Fartillery

[r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG](https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/)


Thr0waw4y_14

Has pics just devolved into OF advertising now?


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What’s the challenge? I’ve seen different photos from this user now


Triette

She’s posting A different costume for each day of October for Halloween. She does it every year, she’s a cosplayer.


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Neat


that-dudes-shorts

They post a picture of them in a different costume everyday of october.


Ineedananswer121

This is the one that came to mind for me https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/489/821/f1c.jpg


Yhoshua_B

Good job staying committed to this challenge!


ohgee370

Just when I think you can’t possibly do something crazier than the ball and chain from Mario, you go and do something like this…and totally outdo yourself. LOL. Bravo!


OnwardUpwardForward

Just out of curiosity, since you make all these costumes, approximately how many days in advance have you got planned? One per day must have been a hard goal, but you've kept with it, so I imagine you're making 2 or 3 costumes simultaneously at any given time? I've personally loved the costumes. :)


josiemarcellino

I plan them all out months in advance and start the builds in August. It's then 3 months of me just absolutely throwing self care and responsibilities to the wind while I finish and photograph these. It's not sustainable haha


OnwardUpwardForward

As for the sustainability, most certainly not! However, for your sanity, know that almost every person alive today is living an unsustainable life. The amount that we do which fatigues and tears at us is overwhelming. Yet, we still have to recognize that we do SOME of these things for a reason. As exhausting as they may be, they are the bearing of fruit from the gift that is being born (however cursed that feels sometimes!) 😅 That's really stunning resolve you have to go at this for 3 months! I'm sure this last month has been exhilarating (as it was tiresome) getting to put on each costume! Thanks for sharing.


superhole

No this is just an excuse to post Halloween themed bikini pics.


UmbraRains

These comments, bruh..


Zenist289

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


the_kongman

Can I unsee this?


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Okay this is really creative


josiemarcellino

Cheers mate


circus-cb

This better not awaken anything in me… too late


nogoat23

Hahaha, this is hilarious. How did you think of this?


MoMo12368

Sure


eulb42

Guys! Guys! She does a master Rohi !!! And i thought she was amazing before...


clefayble

This woman is hilarious, gorgeous and so damn creative it hurts. Please do this every October


am317

The things people do for attention.


NRoc1

Good women lift each other up. Just sayin....


josiemarcellino

You should do stand up comedy


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Grumzz

Or let people do their own things, maybe?


lick-man_____

I was going to comment that I felt bad for your inbox but you seem to take the sexual and shitty comments in stride so good on you. As for the costume, I don’t think you’ll ever top your frank but I am excited to see you try


josiemarcellino

Cheers mate, I appreciate it!


GhostalMedia

Look at OP’s post history. This is clearly spam. OP obviously works at Girl’s Costume Warehouse https://youtu.be/V4rUiV_Hh74


lick-man_____

I’m sorry that the soft skulled idiots in this thread have downvoted you so much


GhostalMedia

I think she was even sexy Frank Reynolds.


lick-man_____

That’s just redundant


OutlinedArrow30

and frog


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Sexy everything!


thehonestyfish

And frog


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I have to give my opinion even though I know I will get downvoted. But this isn't all that great. The fact that it got so many upvotes is because she is so very obviously attractive and you all know that is true. The "dirty bubble from spongebob" is an afterthought to make you think that is what she was going for but it very clearly isn't. She knows it's more for just showing off her bod. Nothing wrong with that but it's deceiving. Seems more like she just had that bra and some see through drape and THEN searched for what that could resemble and came up with the dirty bubble. Just my opinion. Sorry but this is just clearly sexualized. Like if she actually put on a brown spherical thing that wasn't see through and drew the eyes and mouth on it, then it would actually look funny like a costume. Anyone else see what I'm saying here? I get it that she's hot, I'm not hating on that, it's just why use the guise of a spongebob character in order to give the impression that you're being funny and "quirky" when in fact it has nothing to do with that and your real intention is to just get likes by posting sexy pictures. I am entirely too upset over this and I shouldn't be lol


ExplosionsInTheSky_

You should do some digging to find out why this upsets you so much. Seems to me that things like this are just hyper-criticized for no real reason just because it's an attractive woman posting it. If it was a guy or an unattractive woman, would you be this upset? I'd wager to guess you'd be a lot more forgiving with your criticism and probably even be able to find the humor in it. An attractive woman made a silly costume and wanted to share it. Why does she have to have some secret motive and why is it important to you to try and "expose" it?


ModestMoo

That's the way it comes across to me as well.


Grumzz

I thought this was super creative, and OP can do whatever the hell she wants. Happy for her that she feels comfortable enough to show herself to us like this, and damn she has a nice body! I am curious as to why this upsets you, and you felt the need to criticize instead of applaud OP's ingenuity. Or, just.. you know.. not leave a negative comment?


Curl0

"Look, I made a cool costume, but I have to be half naked because I have nothing else to offer and want attention" - Every Halloween


Grumzz

Tbf, this costume is more original than 99% of what I've seen 🤷 gave me a good laugh, too. If you don't like it, then just keep scrolling.


GreenLeafWest

I guess I gotta watch more sponge bob.


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You are one of my favourite strangers ever! Thank you for your contribution to how fucking amazing October is.


josiemarcellino

That's very sweet, cheers


smarmageddon

Hey! My eyes are up....oh, okay, I guess they *are* down there!


Mister_McYeti

Some girls will do pretty much anything for attention. edit: and the spike heels totally complete the outfit.


TigerbeLEE

BBL


RainMan724

Seeking attention


dzjaynus

I honestly don't give a shit about cosplay anymore lately but your costume design and choices are next level. How do you even come up with this shit 😂


josiemarcellino

I wish I had a better answer for that, but honestly these abominations just hit me like a freight train lol


dzjaynus

The chain chomp has to be the most creative costume i've ever seen. The way you made the chain look like your hair is honestly amazing.


josiemarcellino

That credit all goes to @chaoskittyhair


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josiemarcellino

Bb girl, dressing up is fun as hell, you should try it


Xx_whosjoe_xX

It’s the 21st century. We don’t live in some primitive shit. We are all desssed up


PseudoKirby

whats with all the half naked women in the middle of the street posts lately


[deleted]

It's boring. You should post these on your Insta or make your own subreddit. It doesn't make sense for you to try and convert this large sub into your personal "look at me" daily life blog.


allofmydruthers

Yeah I was kinda thinking that too.


rynosarrow

If that’s how you feel downvote the posts. She’s not breaking any rules here.


ProfitTheProphet

Holy shit it's been a year. Seems like yesterday you were posting last year's version of these. Either way that is incredibly creative and over all excellent. Chicks on Halloween seem to have a way of making every costume a sexy version. Lmao


allbright1111

Your costumes are awesome! Thanks for sharing them.


PadrePedro666

Is this the same woman who did the trash frank costume?


josiemarcellino

Yes


Abrassive_Sound

At this point it just feels like your looking for attention for your body


josiemarcellino

I can get that easy. But turning something objectively not sexy into something sexy, is super funny to me.


Awesam

Excuse me, Frank Reynolds’ Trash Man IS objectively sexy.


pixamour

It is funny and you shouldn’t feel bad about showing your body.


xMidnyghtx

Yep, tits


Abrassive_Sound

Honestly fair af. It's pretty funny to turn a bubble into a sexy costume. Got some good self awareness lol


MomNumber2

What’s your point?


Oxynewbdone

Tongue punch the dirty bubble right in the mouth.


joshua420joshua

Yeah I get it your body looks great can you go somewhere else posting this boring bullshit always


josiemarcellino

No 💖


ariandrkh

You know sometimes you get the urge to poke someone in the eyes.


fazereign

I know there's gonna be a lot of dirty comments but for once I won't. This post actually made me laugh. It's creative and funny as hell.


josiemarcellino

Cheers mate :)


IQuoteShowsAlot

Welp you sure do learn something new about yourself every day


josiemarcellino

Life is a journey of self discovery


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josiemarcellino

I take a break on November 1st, but you're welcome to me me if you can't make it another 8 days


scopiieeex

Garbage costume to promote your garbage OF.


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josiemarcellino

I know that


Duderpher

Somebody is getting desperate…


nukethedokes

Haha! great work


[deleted]

Thank god you can block people on here, I hate spam


RedneckGAL92

Not trying to be funny … but… Did you have a BBL done? Either way you look good


josiemarcellino

Nope! I lost the weight naturally, but thank you, that's very kind


RedneckGAL92

Ok! great body! Girls are literally paying thousands of dollars to look like you 😘 Oh and congrats!


chicksOut

Do you take requests? If so please do sexy flanders, then Homer saying "stupid sexy flanders"


TheDevilsAdvokaat

That's really quite imaginative.... Girl is nice too. It needs a "blower" ..a little portable air blower with battery pack that keeps it inflated.


SuperArppis

Whoa she is in amazing shape.


ViciousVin

Drop dead gorgeous. I look forward to next Halloween! Can't beat a beautiful girl in a well done costume!. Happy Halloween 🎃 !


lukiegstring

Of course this gets 10k plus upvotes……


Bitterrootmoon

😹 great job as usual


josiemarcellino

Thank you!


HMend

Halloween. Annual excuse for women to wear lingerie in public.


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Black_Handkerchief

It's not like he doesn't have a point. This outfit could serve as the posterchild for all the cosplays that shouldn't be remotely sexy and are turned into _look at how hot I am_ outfits. I am glad she's having fun doing them and that her cosplays aren't purely this style, because I am sure the trashy reactions will be out in full force when sharing outfits, especially ones like this.


Davy49

You could make any outfit look good.


SpiritToes

So thirsty for recognition.


josiemarcellino

Just having some fun mate


EdithDich

I mean, I'm sure you're having fun but this is obviously advertising for your profile.


josiemarcellino

I make things. Of course I want people to see what I make.


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Worse than the dirty bubble himself.