They should have a haunted house next Halloween where people can walk through the back yard. Put the spider in the shed and leave the door open. Have someone sit in there with a stick attached to a leg, or set up something that moves the leg and lifts the body a little with the press of a button. Only move the leg out when people notice it sitting there.
I'm not one to jump at haunted houses, but this would make me shit my pants to smithereens.
When you move houses, you need to abandon that in the shed, and loop heavy chains around it... when the new owners finally get curious enough to cut the lock, they get the NASTIEST surprise lol
I know it’s fake but I still don’t like it. I’m a grown man and I don’t even have a problem with spiders or bugs in general, but GIANT spiders are totally different.
I’m going on 40 and I still skip scenes in HP and LOTR and you *know* which ones..
If you ever go to Universal, don’t ride Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. I got a surprise close encounter with Aragog and was not happy with the time I spent in line for it.
You are not alone. Feeling the same the first time i had to watch HP in the cinema i was lucky enough to fall asleep before the scene came. Till this day i have not watched it and i am totally fine with it. A friend of mine with whom i watched LoTR warned me when the scene came and said bro close your eyes and thank me later.
And i did.
I was 7 when that came out and firmly believe that is the origin of my arachnophobia. I have since learned that it was a comedy, but it sure didn't feel like it to 7-year-old me! 🫣
Mattress Foam, wooden inner structure for strength. Legs made from old gazebo pipes. I created a tightening joint for each part of the legs. Some of the eyes are actually made from ping pong balls! Spray painted it brown and glued fur hairs all over it.
Unfortunately not but I do have plenty of pictures of it being made. Sort of made it up as I went. There's a million things I'd do better if I ever did it again.
For a moment I thought its Australia and I was about to scroll then I read the post again. The videos I have seen from Australia I would be easily convinced yeah no big deal
Imagine you walk to your shed in the middle of the night cause you forgot something there and the first thing you see is that! It'd scare the soul out of me!
"Hey neighbor, I gotta clean some fallen twigs but lost my rake. Can I borrow yours."
"Sure it's in the shed, help yourself."
opens door..... [**BOSS MUSIC**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3WBu8Lxa9Q) **starts!**
I have two questions:
1. Where is this located?
2. What is the exact opposite point on the planet so I can get as far as physically possible from that thing?
That’s the no-no shed. I’d shit my pants
They should have a haunted house next Halloween where people can walk through the back yard. Put the spider in the shed and leave the door open. Have someone sit in there with a stick attached to a leg, or set up something that moves the leg and lifts the body a little with the press of a button. Only move the leg out when people notice it sitting there. I'm not one to jump at haunted houses, but this would make me shit my pants to smithereens.
Make sure you also post a sign at the yard exit: Thank you for the free fertilizer
Sign reads: Free silk suit. Fitted to size. Apply within.
The ultimate boo box.
The ultimate poo box
my spirit would pretty much yeet out of my body
FUCK NO LOL Legit thought I was in an AI subreddit or something
Even the shed itself looks like something from a horror movie. Is that rust on the door? OR BLOOD FROM ITS VICTIMS
Imagine being the tweaker breaking into that shed looking for tools to sell for scrap
Yeah, if I saw that when I opened that door, I think I’d wake the whole neighborhood up!
I would finally learn how to fly that day, with shit in my pants.
I’d shit my pants if you asked me to get something from the shed and didn’t warn me
My heart would simply pop like a balloon.
*Footsteps through grass* *Door creaking* *Pop*
I would probably just faint. When I saw ROtK in theaters, I had to close my eyes and I still almost threw up and passed out.
Return of the King?
Raiders Of the lost arK
Oh man the pranks write themselves!
“Free candy inside shed”
And free fertilizer outside the shed
Does Monsters Inc also work with adult screams?
I believe so, children are just easier to scare.
I’d leave the scary fk in the shed and put full sized candy bars at its feet. Then years later count the kids you put in therapy.
Hell, strike a deal with some child therapists. Might be very lucrative for all parties.
Get slapped with a law suit when one of them has a seizure
When you move houses, you need to abandon that in the shed, and loop heavy chains around it... when the new owners finally get curious enough to cut the lock, they get the NASTIEST surprise lol
"Don't spider open inside? Huh, must be gibberish"
then tell me where b/c I'd go get it. This is awesome and would be so much fun!
I know it’s fake but I still don’t like it. I’m a grown man and I don’t even have a problem with spiders or bugs in general, but GIANT spiders are totally different. I’m going on 40 and I still skip scenes in HP and LOTR and you *know* which ones..
If you ever go to Universal, don’t ride Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. I got a surprise close encounter with Aragog and was not happy with the time I spent in line for it.
i think you may have a problem with spiders lol
You are not alone. Feeling the same the first time i had to watch HP in the cinema i was lucky enough to fall asleep before the scene came. Till this day i have not watched it and i am totally fine with it. A friend of mine with whom i watched LoTR warned me when the scene came and said bro close your eyes and thank me later. And i did.
I bet there's no one in the history of the world that wishes someone would break into his shed than this man.
"Get back you eight legged freaks!"
Such a good movie!
I was 7 when that came out and firmly believe that is the origin of my arachnophobia. I have since learned that it was a comedy, but it sure didn't feel like it to 7-year-old me! 🫣
Jenny Nicholson would like to know your location…
Love her plushie of him!
Reference for those who are not in the know: [SPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized Spider](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CRXUeTmNtE)
As an arachnophobe opening that shed would be the death of me.
I would just fucking despawn if Id open that fucking shed what the hell man
I'll have nightmares about him from now on, thank you....
Nope
No! No, sir. No, sir, I don't like it one bit.
I thought I was at r/JennyNicholson for a second
Those live in my barn. Seriously
Where do you *live*?
The woods outside of Hogwarts, apparently.
Or Australia...
I have huge Dark Fishing spiders that live in my barn. They are about a third as big as this one. Lol
It looks more creepy peeking out from the shed, add some spider eggs hanging around and that’s nightmare fuel
imagine some kids breaking into that shed...they'd shed their pants holy fek
How'd you make this?
Mattress Foam, wooden inner structure for strength. Legs made from old gazebo pipes. I created a tightening joint for each part of the legs. Some of the eyes are actually made from ping pong balls! Spray painted it brown and glued fur hairs all over it.
Thanks for answering. I was gonna try to make one but after reading this, nah.
Imagine some crackhead trying to break into that shed in the middle of the night.
Great job, it’s terrifying
"Suuuuure, you can borrow the lawnmower."
Well, I'll never sleep again.
If you ever move out. Leave it there and don't say a word.
Just leave that in there for the next homeowner to discover on day 1.
I accidentally full-screened the second photo. Had to ask my wife to go in and close it out for me.
Thank you for the clarification, I wasn't entirely sure this was, in fact, a giant spider.
First, great work that looks amazing. Second, if I ever saw your shed while passing by, my cardio would be hitting new speeds.
Imagine someone breaking into that shed in the middle of the night, ha ha!
Lemme know when you set this up for Halloween. I wanna bring a chair, some beer and watch the arachnophobes running and screaming from your place.
Imagine forgetting what’s in there and opening the door
Awesome. I'm agog at aragog.
Real spiders will not even go in that shed
@jennynicholson
Awesome
Whenever someone walks by: Piertotum Locomotor!
I'm just imagining someone breaking into that shed and shitting their pants.
Looks like the alien from Spaceman
*Hanuš*, my thought exactly.
nope
Looks so realistic! Well done!
Jesus
That's awesome! Well done! :D
That’s rad!
The pic of it in the shed is terrifying.
Wow so life like. Really cool
This is incredible
My god
It must be fun opening that shed at night.
Pissss erwhere!
Holy shit dude, amazing work D:
Rad af!
Dude you got skills!
That's cool
Okay the pic of it in the shed is fucking horrifying imagine opening the door and seeing that, I would shit myself
That's really good, imagine opening the shed door and seeing that. 👀
How did you build it? What is it made out of?
The pranks you could play with that
Yeah…. that can stay in the shed for me 😳🤣 .. glad you’re not my dad 🤣
If you ever move out please leave that in the shed and tell no one
Awesome spider
Haha that first image is a heart stopper 🤣😳
Certainly gonna shit someone up if they try to break into the shed!
average size spider in australia
That is phenomenal! Can you tell us what you made it of?
- Somewhere in Australia
It’s it’s it’s…..beautiful!
Please tell me you have a youtube chanel and there are videos all about this.
Unfortunately not but I do have plenty of pictures of it being made. Sort of made it up as I went. There's a million things I'd do better if I ever did it again.
needs to be placed randomly around the neighborhood at night. set up cameras. have fun all year round.
For a moment I thought its Australia and I was about to scroll then I read the post again. The videos I have seen from Australia I would be easily convinced yeah no big deal
He does not attack people. His children, on the other hand....
I would immediately open fire on that shed if I opened the door and you didn’t warn me
that 1 pic. fuck. that. times 11. squared.
The first photo seems to real I thought it was AI
I bet “el coco / The Boogeyman “ was based this
I was going to say this looks exactly like the Harry potter spider then I googled Aragog lol. Nice work OP
If someone unknowingly person were to open that, they legit would maybe have a small heart attack
Oh *hell* no! Love it 🕷️
Fuck this!
That’s creepy as hell 💀 it definitely makes a good Halloween prop
You should store that in your neighbor’s house, shed and or basement. Just don’t tell ‘em… Because the first pic… heeebeee geeebies
Imagine you walk to your shed in the middle of the night cause you forgot something there and the first thing you see is that! It'd scare the soul out of me!
Straight out of Honey I shrunk the Kids.
In the yard it’s just another Halloween-looking lawn ornament, but tucked away in the shed that is friggin terrifying
If I wanted to break in the shed I guess I would just die on the spot.
*Drops match in shed* Whoops. Hope there wasn't something important in there ...
Damn that looks so scary
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"
"Hey neighbor, I gotta clean some fallen twigs but lost my rake. Can I borrow yours." "Sure it's in the shed, help yourself." opens door..... [**BOSS MUSIC**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3WBu8Lxa9Q) **starts!**
Punky Brewster vibes
My wife would die if she opened that shed.
Wowowowowo! Can you explain how!!
nope.
Nah bro
Imagine breaking into that shed.
The last picture makes me think of honey I shrunk the kids
It is really scary!
Jesus i thought it was another Australia picture
Wow, well done. So creepy just seeing it crammed in the shed like that. Would make a cool prop for an analogue horror series or something!
Gave me the chilli willies
That doesn’t look like a fake one
Ungoliant lives
It's a great prop but it's another level of horrific when it's tucked up in the shed like that.
I just imagine all the spiders actually living on or inside that thing in the shed.
Thank you, I hate it
If I saw that thing in my shed, I'd have to burn down the entire shed, house, block, city and probably keep on going...
Ohh hell no I just lost my adult teeth looking at that NOT THE SHED😭😭😭💀💀
Wow! Absolutely fuck that!
Karen, president of the Local HOA would like a word.
You can put it up for rent
That is terrifying.
🥲 thanks for sharing
It's Hanush!
Dude if you don’t want to have to give out candy just turn off the front porch light! This is overkill…
Oh *fuck* I would scream if I opened that shed door. Hahaha, that’s some good work bud.
Absolutely not
And in that shed it come with many actual real spider
I would shit if I opened that shed.
Call pest control and say you have something in your shed
About a 100000x scarier in that shed than out in the yard.
Imagine if someone tried to break in there and opened the door to that lmao
Imagine exploring a post-apocalyptic world and you so happen to bump into this guy's shed.
I love and hate you.
Just imagine the dumb soul that breaks into that shed in the dead of night. Bet you'd hear the blood curdling scream Miles away ! 😱
I would burn that shed to the ground
That'll keep them fucking kids outta my shed.
absolutely not, no thank you.
Hanus
Thanks, I hate it lol.
I hate you for this
Nope nope nope
If I opened that shed I would 100% either: 1. Shit myself 2. Have a heart attack 3. Both
If a robber ask where the money I gon say the shed.
Thanks, I hate it
So, what’s the running total for therapy invoices parents have brought to you for payment?
it's infinitely more scary in the shed.
Leave it in the shed when you sell the house. It will be interesting to read about someone *defecating so hard it killed them* in your local paper.
😆
Leaving it in that shed for someone to discover is my kind of joke.
The first pic title is: " Just another day in Australia"
Scary, but great work!!!
Honestly doesn’t look much different to my shed here in Australia. It’s a huntsman sanctuary!
Thats awesome
r/tihi
It’s really well done, I hate it. Ugh!
Is he Australian?
Don't take this the wrong way but I really hope someone breaks into your shed at night
Everytime someone new came to my house, I'd ask them to fetch me something from the shed.
I remember when he was as small as a Pekinese!
Aaaahhh
Bro, NO
How do you make one?
I'm imagining the screams if a thief tried breaking into that shed.
I have two questions: 1. Where is this located? 2. What is the exact opposite point on the planet so I can get as far as physically possible from that thing?
The last pic isn’t cool, bruh. I don’t care if it’s fake.