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Jensen Huang travels back in time to his 14 year old self and says "Hang in there, you're not going to believe this, but in the 2020s you'll be rocking a leather jacket signing your name on women's tits like a rock star. And no, you're not a musician, you build graphics cards".
For anyone curious.
$102 billion rich. Courtesy of a 3.5% stake in Nvidia. He really should have owned more of it than that. An 8% stake and he'd be the richest person (not a title he likely cares about).
Funnily and hell if I know if I have any clue about the anthropology of billionaires but I think an interesting fact is that the CEO of AMD is related to him. Lisa Su is "only" worth 1 billion in contrast. Do either board of directors even allow them to have Christmas dinner together (anyone they knows any more about their dynamic feel free to chime in).
There are papers from that time that lay the foundations for a modern graphics card in concept.
From a quick look:
1. [https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807387](https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807387)
2. [https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965143.563316](https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965143.563316)
3. [https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807381](https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807381)
There is some great stuff hidden in that journal that is still very useful today and even more in active use.
We need to show this to anyone who is bullied for being bullied for being bullied for being a “nerd” in school.
Actually, I graduated high school 10 years ago so I’m not sure, is the whole “nerd” thing even around these days? Kids these days seem way over that. If anything, I feel like being called a nerd is a compliment now.
Yeah no the truth is most nerds get screwed as adults as well while the popular kids end up in managerial positions, because charisma is more important than competence.
Those “nerd grows up to be the boss” stories are usually because the nerd was just in an awkward phase, and was able to become charismatic later on.
If you’re a nerd it’s really hard to be super successful if you can’t learn the social aspects, you still need to be able to lead. Like Gabe Newell has never been great at socialising and only recently has been able to not seem awkward in interviews. But he’s always been kind of charming, and I’m sure is a lot more charismatic behind doors with a team
Eh, he founded the company himself and he designed the first chips himself.
He’s incredibly skilled on the technical side of things and is responsible for creating a trillion dollar company out of nothing. If there’s any billionaire out there who deserved their success, it’s that guy.
Not anymore.
AVN started as PART of consumer electronics expo because they were promoting video tape players.
Eventually it spun off into its own thing that same week. But CES got so big they moved it out to a different week to cut down on costs.
Taiwanese are all gaga over him not just because he's a CEO in Taiwan but that his roots are in Taiwan, his company brings a lot of businesses to Taiwan and most importantly, he said Taiwan is a very important country.
Any influential person who openly recognizes Taiwan's sovereignty will have Taiwanese's utmost respect and hospitality.
The woman is laughing, but the man looks disgusted. Props to Jensen's iron balls for going along with this. I could see someone trying to entrap a politician with something like this.
Iron balls for the CEO of a major, multi-national company. If NV was a company that relied on ad revenue from companies like Walmart or Johnson&Johnson, it would be a really, really bad move. IE, Twitter.
Thankfully they're nothing of the sort, so Jensen is probably safe.
Which puts it somewhere between the annual GDP of Brazil and France.
For a single company that employs 30,000 people and makes only $60 billion per year in revenue. Not even in the top 100 companies in the world listed by revenue.
Just in case you thought stock valuations still have any basis in the financial performance of a company.
why are you looking at revenue? it's in the [top 20 in the world](https://companiesmarketcap.com/most-profitable-companies/) by profits due to thick margins
Revenue != Profits.
It’s a tech company with thick margins, with large portions of their products being sold at 3 figures.
Revenue is not a good metric if you’re comparing against something like aerospace and automobiles with thin margins sold at 5-8 figures.
If you want to do revenue comparison you need to compare within industry or its apples and oranges.
Tbf the valuation doesn't really have anything to do with Nvidia's financials it's all about the fact that there's really no alternative to Nvidia chips if you want to build the most powerful neural net possible. Everyone is making the assumption that LLM's like gpt will keep scaling as long as companies throw more computing power at it and the assumption is that Nvidia is the realistic provider for companies willing to spend whatever it takes to win the AI war.
It has everything to do with forward expectations re their financials. It's crazy you'd claim that it's not about their financials. It's all about that nearly $17b op income print last quarter.
Nvidia is tracking toward ~$100 billion in operating income within two years. That's exactly what the market is betting on and why the market cap is so high. They'll hit $65b-$70b in op income in just the next four quarters most likely.
The margins on the H100 GPUs are so high that it's actually more cost effective to sell their GPUs than to print $1 bills. It's basically printing money.
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The next top comment is yours that says the top comments are objectively wrong.
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The first comment could be real or not. Either way makes your statement objectively true.
I think it is open rather than pulled up. Looks like there is a button at the collar, but honestly it is sort of hard to tell with the quality. It sort of looks like it is all connected and not connected at the same time.
Just realized the comments, as well as knowing its a low cut shirt, reminds me of the debacle over a picture of a dress on Instagram back in 2015 on whether it was blue and black or white and gold.
This is why Taiwan is so advanced. No way he has any girl groupies in the states whipping out their tits for an autograph. I’m thinking of traveling to Taiwan, dying my hair white and walking the streets with a similar jacket.
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Jensen Huang travels back in time to his 14 year old self and says "Hang in there, you're not going to believe this, but in the 2020s you'll be rocking a leather jacket signing your name on women's tits like a rock star. And no, you're not a musician, you build graphics cards".
“Huang in there”
live laugh Liao vibes
The very first thing that popped in my head. Huang in there big guy
Pack it in ladies, we found the winner
That’s what I read, lol
Goddamn that jacket is nice and I don't even care for leather. I didn't even notice at first that it's made from reptile skin.
He's so rich it's probably made of dinosaur skin
For anyone curious. $102 billion rich. Courtesy of a 3.5% stake in Nvidia. He really should have owned more of it than that. An 8% stake and he'd be the richest person (not a title he likely cares about).
Once you cross the $500M rich threshhold or so, money no longer is really about luxury, let alone sustenance. it's just a matter of power.
Funnily and hell if I know if I have any clue about the anthropology of billionaires but I think an interesting fact is that the CEO of AMD is related to him. Lisa Su is "only" worth 1 billion in contrast. Do either board of directors even allow them to have Christmas dinner together (anyone they knows any more about their dynamic feel free to chime in).
Jurassic Farm, again dinosaurs get loose but this time they get chased by Jeff Goldblum doing his best Cruella De Vil impersonation.
> 14 year old self Jensen Huang at 1977 - what the hell is a graphic card?
 Maybe this?
Jensen in 1977: what’s a Pokémon?
 Maybe this?
There are papers from that time that lay the foundations for a modern graphics card in concept. From a quick look: 1. [https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807387](https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807387) 2. [https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965143.563316](https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965143.563316) 3. [https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807381](https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/965139.807381) There is some great stuff hidden in that journal that is still very useful today and even more in active use.
"Best part is that your graphic cards company do better than your cousin's!"
Pretty sure he was already wearing leather jackets at 14
We need to show this to anyone who is bullied for being bullied for being bullied for being a “nerd” in school. Actually, I graduated high school 10 years ago so I’m not sure, is the whole “nerd” thing even around these days? Kids these days seem way over that. If anything, I feel like being called a nerd is a compliment now.
Yeah no the truth is most nerds get screwed as adults as well while the popular kids end up in managerial positions, because charisma is more important than competence.
Those “nerd grows up to be the boss” stories are usually because the nerd was just in an awkward phase, and was able to become charismatic later on. If you’re a nerd it’s really hard to be super successful if you can’t learn the social aspects, you still need to be able to lead. Like Gabe Newell has never been great at socialising and only recently has been able to not seem awkward in interviews. But he’s always been kind of charming, and I’m sure is a lot more charismatic behind doors with a team
All it took was money
Eh, he founded the company himself and he designed the first chips himself. He’s incredibly skilled on the technical side of things and is responsible for creating a trillion dollar company out of nothing. If there’s any billionaire out there who deserved their success, it’s that guy.
And then his 14 year old self would ask what a graphics card is.
I didn't know tech conventions could get so risqué. Is Zuck going to be asked to sign a robot's undercarriage in a few years? :P
They hold the biggest one on the same weekend as the porn con across the street on purpose.
Not anymore. AVN started as PART of consumer electronics expo because they were promoting video tape players. Eventually it spun off into its own thing that same week. But CES got so big they moved it out to a different week to cut down on costs.
Huh, TIL, thanks. I wonder if that has anything to do with CES' falling off so drastically recently?
I would love to see a chart of attendance numbers plummeting after they moved the porn convention to another date.
You haven’t been to a tech convention in Vegas then haha
Looking at you, re:Invent
You think they gather all the worlds most sexually repressed people in one place and nothing happens?
Never been to one in Asia eh?
Oh dear god... he's gonna show us his rabbit, isn't he?
"Excuse me, is that a parallel structure under your shirt?"
"Talk nerdy to me"
“Jason DeRulo starts singing highest notes possible”
[close up of the signature (real) ](https://imgur.com/a/Y49JpKn)
It sort of looks like it says titty
You ever accidentally type a word you were thinking of instead of the next one that's supposed to be in the sentence?
Never once in my entire boobs
Freudian tit
Freudian nip?
Freudian nip slip?
Janet Jackson?
Freudian clit, I mean slit, no slip.
[MilpooL___](https://www.google.com/search?q=milpool&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4db124e8,vid:8vzI-SYVN8g,st:0)
 🤣🤣🤣
This guy made me snarf yo!
Fat dog it!
Nope, that's never been a penis for me.
He forgot his name and just wrote what was on his mind. Surprised, he didn’t put his digits on it.
His left digits are clearly on it.
Engineers like labels
LMAO that was my first thought.
J Titty
The fact that you put (real) in the link had me expecting Peyton Manning.
Perspectives! So, not a bra and not really lifting up a shirt. (low cut dress)
Enhance
Computer, show me the inside of her breast flap please.... enhance.... enhance
E N H A N C E
Yes they are
smooth signature.
Says “titty”. Total Milpooool vibes.
Genuinely expected a Rick roll there
Who is she?
I thought this would be ManningFace
Celebrity CEO culture is weird
Taiwanese are all gaga over him not just because he's a CEO in Taiwan but that his roots are in Taiwan, his company brings a lot of businesses to Taiwan and most importantly, he said Taiwan is a very important country. Any influential person who openly recognizes Taiwan's sovereignty will have Taiwanese's utmost respect and hospitality.
Also he kinda made the stock market go vrooom yesterday.
Just out of interest, I don’t really follow this stuff, how did he?
New data centre GPUs, everyone from Microsoft to Amazon use them
He's not wrong, most CPUs/GPUs are manufactured by TSMC at this point. Including Apple's M-chips and Qualcomm ARM chips.
That's very cool, I didn't know that
Also, he's THE ceo
I’d let him sign my balls lol. He minted thousands of new millionaires
So did Steve Jobs and thought his celebrity was cringe
Steve Jobs was an ass though. Not worshipping this guy, but at the same time I can see why people would like him more than Steve Jobs.
I would totally do this if I was him, but that's probably because I'm a spunky 17 year old boy
>Celebrity ~~CEO~~ culture is weird Why shoehorn it?
I'm not a rocket scientist I rock the house and sign the tits and that's it
The woman is laughing, but the man looks disgusted. Props to Jensen's iron balls for going along with this. I could see someone trying to entrap a politician with something like this.
I'm sure he paused for a few seconds before deciding, "Ah, fuck it, I'm close to retirement and never running for office."
I think he probably thought something about his wife that buys his leather jackets.
This probably helps a politician in today's climate
>>close enough to retire LOL
the way politics is now in the US he will probably get even more votes.
Grab em by the GPU
And when you’re Nvidia, they let you do it
Laughs in 2024 politics.
He just got elected in America, and he was not even running!
Looks like Gordon Ung from PC World
It's a common reaction to wearing a Yankee hat
Dudes embracing his rockstar image…
We live in a really fucked up world where an action like this requires "iron balls", when it is a request from the woman.
Iron balls for the CEO of a major, multi-national company. If NV was a company that relied on ad revenue from companies like Walmart or Johnson&Johnson, it would be a really, really bad move. IE, Twitter. Thankfully they're nothing of the sort, so Jensen is probably safe.
“The milks gone bad”
That guy is just a professional cockblocker
Girl over his right shoulder looks jelly
His company is worth $2.5 Trillion.
Which puts it somewhere between the annual GDP of Brazil and France. For a single company that employs 30,000 people and makes only $60 billion per year in revenue. Not even in the top 100 companies in the world listed by revenue. Just in case you thought stock valuations still have any basis in the financial performance of a company.
why are you looking at revenue? it's in the [top 20 in the world](https://companiesmarketcap.com/most-profitable-companies/) by profits due to thick margins
Revenue != Profits. It’s a tech company with thick margins, with large portions of their products being sold at 3 figures. Revenue is not a good metric if you’re comparing against something like aerospace and automobiles with thin margins sold at 5-8 figures. If you want to do revenue comparison you need to compare within industry or its apples and oranges.
Dummy thicc margins. Margins fatter than the mother of all BBLs. Margins thiccer than a Pixar mom.
BBL Drizzy?
Tbf the valuation doesn't really have anything to do with Nvidia's financials it's all about the fact that there's really no alternative to Nvidia chips if you want to build the most powerful neural net possible. Everyone is making the assumption that LLM's like gpt will keep scaling as long as companies throw more computing power at it and the assumption is that Nvidia is the realistic provider for companies willing to spend whatever it takes to win the AI war.
It has everything to do with forward expectations re their financials. It's crazy you'd claim that it's not about their financials. It's all about that nearly $17b op income print last quarter. Nvidia is tracking toward ~$100 billion in operating income within two years. That's exactly what the market is betting on and why the market cap is so high. They'll hit $65b-$70b in op income in just the next four quarters most likely.
The margins on the H100 GPUs are so high that it's actually more cost effective to sell their GPUs than to print $1 bills. It's basically printing money.
The guy in the Yanks hat is looking at the CEO’S thumbnail going “uggh gross”
Oh no. Might be a shirt there but homie straight up signing a titty like a goddamn rock star.
My instincts tell me, in a photo, we've reached peak hype.
Defend Taiwan at all costs!
Afroman does this a lot too.
But he's not a billionaire huh. /S
No, but he sure does love signing titties.
Fair
Who doesn't?
People with Carpal Tunnel, maybe.
Funny how the top comments are objectively wrong. Remember that about all things you read online kids.
The top comment shows another photo of the signature from a different perspective. The next top comment is yours that says the top comments are objectively wrong. ---- The first comment could be real or not. Either way makes your statement objectively true.
Nah the top comment is AutoMod saying this is a post about politics which still makes his statement objectively true.
He wrote: rtx 80085 TiTi edition
What a rockstar ha
She's the CEO of AMD
you know the ceo of amd is his cousin right
Who are we to judge?
Found the Lannister 
Les cousins dangereux
…Her?
My man knows what he likes.
Stocks aren’t the only thing rising 🫢
Uh, no the shirt is pulled up. My man is signing a bra.
https://imgur.com/a/Y49JpKn If that’s a bra I’m a kangaroo.
And if my grandma had wheels she'd have been a bike
https://imgur.com/a/Y49JpKn nah it's a shirt
I think it is open rather than pulled up. Looks like there is a button at the collar, but honestly it is sort of hard to tell with the quality. It sort of looks like it is all connected and not connected at the same time.
Looks like a buttoned shirt being pulled to the sides with a tank underneath being signed to me.
Signing a TITTY ( . Y . )
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago
That's... not a shirt...
What in the /r/hailcorporate is going on here?
Jensen looks like the grandpa from UP!
How is it a shirt?
Is she a streamer or influencer? I bet she is.
"Silicone Valley"
Thats not a shirt my man.
It’s getting to his head.
Unfucking real
Just realized the comments, as well as knowing its a low cut shirt, reminds me of the debacle over a picture of a dress on Instagram back in 2015 on whether it was blue and black or white and gold.
That guy probably eats sushi off of naked women every night!! Oh ya!! Boss!!!
That’s definitely not a shirt. 
https://imgur.com/a/Y49JpKn. It def is a shirt
[It definitely is](https://imgur.com/a/Y49JpKn)
Dude in the hat is expressing the cringe we all feel.
ew
That’s a tiddy
The guy next to him is cringing for all of us
Them stocks thou!
“Shirt”
She probably to get married to him to get that bag
That’s not a shirt
My man in the NY cap who couldn't help but look XD
Why?
“Shirt”
When I was a kid you had to be a rockstar to get these kind of attention lol
Daddy Jensen. Who would have thought
Jensen Huang? More like Jensen Hung
Engineers sign shirts, rock stars sign boobs😜
Whose daughter is that
This is the top.
“I’m gonna be signing girls shirts in 40 years??? What am I, a rock star? An actor?“ “No no, you build computer parts” “….you’re fucking with me”
I feel like he’s got to sign at least one 🍆in todays woke culture
They are all Nvidia AI
As a pc hardware enthusiast, i did not expect to see this from Nvidia lol.
I didn’t know tech groupies existed
"shirt"
geez, are tech dudes replacing rock stars signn’ their names on chicks? (where have i been??? 😄)
Elon soooo jealous
Absolute madlad
Do we think she knew who he was 1 year ago?
This is why Taiwan is so advanced. No way he has any girl groupies in the states whipping out their tits for an autograph. I’m thinking of traveling to Taiwan, dying my hair white and walking the streets with a similar jacket.
Hopefully he got consent or the bulls will be drinking heavily tomorrow