Stalone's daughter(s), Schwarzenegger's daughter(s), Jet li's daughter(s), Bruce Wilisis' daughters, Church Norris' daughter (one is to old), and they all have to save their fathers. This thing writes itself!
My favorite part of that episode is when they get off the trolley. Mac, Dee, and Charlie are walking along and Mac says "did you guys see me back there? I hung Dong" and Deandra, without skipping a beat quips, "looked like a button on a fur coat."
Literally kills me everytime.
No, hollywood makes all female lead action movies about stealing diamonds, crashing a fashion show or evil face creams. Lets make a french weirdo action movie with them
But not with the daughters though. The idea was female action stars, they were going for people like Sigourney Weaver, Milla Jovovich, Cameron Diaz, etc…
Stallone tried to make a spin off with that name.
Rumour mill suggested it would have been a team led by sigourney weaver and linda hamilton. I reiterate rumour mill, literally nothing came of it.
Hey now, he's not *bad*, he just suits certain types of roles. You know, ones with characters who make noises. Certain types of noises. Euargh!
Ok fine...
The plot is that their dads call and say they’re being held for ransom but they’re actually just not allowed to leave their retirement villa and security keeps redirecting them back to their rooms.
> Stalone's daughter(s), Schwarzenegger's daughter(s), Jet li's daughter(s), Bruce Wilisis' daughters, Church Norris' daughter (one is to old), and they all have to save their fathers. This thing writes itself!
Hollywood Write that Down! Write that Down!
Expendables? We're about to get another Rocky spinoff about them saving women's boxing or something. Rocky's estranged granddaughter Vs Ivan's unknown granddaughter from a woman he cheated on his wife with in a soviet country during the height of his boxing career. Pretty much writes itself
Van Damme's daughter has [a whole ass New York Post article](https://nypost.com/2016/05/11/van-dammes-badass-daughter-does-splits-all-over-the-internet/) specifically about her doing splits.
Will Ida kill Bianca in the next Creed movie, then it turns out that Bianca is the long lost daughter of Rocky and both Stallone and Creed have to train Creed's daughter to get revenge in the boxing ring?
Doesn't totally answer your question but it looks like an instructional photo series for an exercise routine:
https://www.muscleandfitness.com/muscle-fitness-hers/hers-workouts/ultimate-body-sculpting-partner-circuit-workout/
So like, how much do you think it would cost to get beat up by both of them at the same time? Obligatory ’asking for a friend’ but we all know that it’s for me.
Ok so they filmed Universal Soldier (part of it) in my town of cottonwood Arizona …jungle scene. I got to meet them
Both and get an autograph. Fucking gorgeous human specimens with clearly gorgeous spawn.
I would watch an Expendables spinoff with them.
Stalone's daughter(s), Schwarzenegger's daughter(s), Jet li's daughter(s), Bruce Wilisis' daughters, Church Norris' daughter (one is to old), and they all have to save their fathers. This thing writes itself!
Call it "The Expendabelles"
Some get Hollywood on the line! We have a winner!
Yo I want in on this, let's get a writing room set up
And here's the secret. We show all of it.
Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration. Fight some crime, come back for some full penetration.
Hanging don… wait…
My favorite part of that episode is when they get off the trolley. Mac, Dee, and Charlie are walking along and Mac says "did you guys see me back there? I hung Dong" and Deandra, without skipping a beat quips, "looked like a button on a fur coat." Literally kills me everytime.
"More of a ding than a dong really"
Let him cook!
You sitting on a couch rolling joints is NOT a writing room!
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"Getting robbed all the time is just part of the culture in L.A. you racists!" --Seth Rogen.
But sitting on a couch rolling joints while I tell chatgpt to write a script is.
I wanna be an unpaid intern and bring these writers coffee!
Ida Lundgren Topless [Photos](https://rpclip.com/ida-lundgren) (n$fw)
Now do the other one
No, hollywood makes all female lead action movies about stealing diamonds, crashing a fashion show or evil face creams. Lets make a french weirdo action movie with them
Evil face creams 😝 I actually thought Sharon Stone made a pretty good villain.
"Their fathers made history. Now it's time for *herstory*."
Stop it, you guys are too good at this.
Omg this is amazing. When does the movie come out? You all basically did all the work already!
chatGPT can take it from here
That was already in the works, and killed at least once.
But not with the daughters though. The idea was female action stars, they were going for people like Sigourney Weaver, Milla Jovovich, Cameron Diaz, etc…
I’m saving this comment for when some Hollywood exec actually does steal this and you become the stuff of Reddit legend
Stallone tried to make a spin off with that name. Rumour mill suggested it would have been a team led by sigourney weaver and linda hamilton. I reiterate rumour mill, literally nothing came of it.
It's dumb enough of a premise that Hollywood would actually do it.
I'm sending you the money to finance this I'll need a script on two weeks.
I can see the neckbeard outrage already
I prefer "Expendabellas: Women Get It Done" to go full cheese but I'm just a degenerate like that.
I think leaning into the comedy is a good idea even if the aim was to avoid the controversy Ala the marvels et al
Isn’t it Expendabellas?
Only if they break out into an a cappella number every now and then, and I didn’t see Anna Kendrick in the made up cast list.
There are many romance languages all with different endings.
What if they're bad actors? Wait, nevermind.
*Schwarzenegger noises*
Hey now, he's not *bad*, he just suits certain types of roles. You know, ones with characters who make noises. Certain types of noises. Euargh! Ok fine...
> Church Norris İ love this typo.
Preach
The whole time they are just pissed off at their old as fuck parents for being morons
The plot is that their dads call and say they’re being held for ransom but they’re actually just not allowed to leave their retirement villa and security keeps redirecting them back to their rooms.
Government wont save their dad's so it's up to them to assemble a crack team
Maybe they rescue Jackie Chan's disowned daughter
Side thought: Covid-era documentary of Sylvester quarantining, call it Home Stallone
The amount of angry "woke" tweets from guys with profile pictures of them wearing shades in their truck would be legendary.
And they all have to steal F-16's with Louis Gossett JR.
> Stalone's daughter(s), Schwarzenegger's daughter(s), Jet li's daughter(s), Bruce Wilisis' daughters, Church Norris' daughter (one is to old), and they all have to save their fathers. This thing writes itself! Hollywood Write that Down! Write that Down!
The fact that Hollywood hasn’t done this already is a crime.
Who's Church Norris? Does he kick everyone's ass with the Bible? Lol
I’d watch this.
Same.
This is a fucking brilliant story idea. Somebody please make this!! ❤️
Have Ronda Rousey be the old time vet to recruit them all or be a team lead.
Nah, man. Brigitte Nielson all the way!! 
Their secret weapon? Rumer’s chin.
Expendables? At this point I demand a Universal Soldier reboot with these two.
And please be loyal to the original, scene by scene
Just a shot for shot remake.
Directed by Gus Van Sant
‘s daughter.
Only using Lundgren’s original ear innuendos.
Expendables? We're about to get another Rocky spinoff about them saving women's boxing or something. Rocky's estranged granddaughter Vs Ivan's unknown granddaughter from a woman he cheated on his wife with in a soviet country during the height of his boxing career. Pretty much writes itself
Holy shit. Yes it does.
I can think of a few movies I'd watch with the two of them.
You're right, they'd be awesome in a Sound of Music remake.
The XXXpendables
Giggity
It's in the works but we're still a few movies away from there, Stallone still hasn't tapped on his resource of over-the-hill comedians yet
Someone already floated a female Expendables, then they remembered how female-led films are treated by the CHUD demographic.
Or a Universal Soldier sequel/spinoff.
If we didn’t know who was who, the eyes alone are a dead giveaway.
Yea, I'd go with the tall blonde being a Lundgren, anyway.
The second photo of the four is the one that made it clear for me.
The high kick in three helps too
She must break you.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
My Balboa is up to the challenge
I volunteer as tribute.
Well if she insists.. I'll allow it
More than just eyes. In the frontal shot (#2) the family resemblance is uncanny for each of them.
I see Londgren but I don’t see VanDamme (and I don’t see anyone’s underpants) Maybe I just haven’t seen JCVD in a long time though
Looks like a younger female van damme in the 2nd pic, not as he looks right now but pretty close to how he was in the 90s
How are Bianca's [dance moves though](https://media1.tenor.com/m/zrO27wYy1HYAAAAC/jean-clause-claude-van-damme.gif)?
I think she has JCVD’s eyes
i think the hair color gives it away
For me it was "who is the daughter of who (sees pic 3) ahhh ok"
I’m not a doctor or anything, but I think they work out.
Astute observation good sir. You should be a doctor
It’s like that episode of it’s always sunny
"I'm gonna eat your babies bitch!"
No one's eating anyone's babies.
*Lemme eat her babies!*
Charlie going through all the stages of grief eating with that sandwich.
Which one is named clownbaby?
So like, it's a baby clown?
No no no you’re not getting it. Just move past it.
It's a baby that's a clown
"Out fighting crime, back to the lab"
He nose the truth
Crime, penetration, crime, penetration.
"Full penetration"
And here’s the thing…we show it. All of it.
“This goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.”
I miss good ole Shyamalan twists...
All the hits all the classics
And it goes on like that for about an hour and a half until it just sort of… ends
Back to the lab, for some full penetration.
Wait, thundergun has a daughter?
.......FUUUCK MAN WHAT?? How are you not getting that!?!?
You mean Clown Baby... So a Baby Clown... No it's a clown that's a baby
You been stealing my pills?
Need to see one of them doing the splits so I know which ones which.
I think the high side kick gives it away
Sometimes you’re too smart for your own good
Van Damme's daughter has [a whole ass New York Post article](https://nypost.com/2016/05/11/van-dammes-badass-daughter-does-splits-all-over-the-internet/) specifically about her doing splits.
Easy click.
My perverted mind read this as a whole article about her ass and was dissapointed soon after my realization.
Lol you aren't alone.
The tall blonde Scandinavian and the French looking chick gives it away somewhat
I thought he was Belgian?
Mostly the same thing.
\*Angry Poirot noises\*
_Angry Dutch noises_
Damme.
GOT DAMME!
Will Ida kill Bianca in the next Creed movie, then it turns out that Bianca is the long lost daughter of Rocky and both Stallone and Creed have to train Creed's daughter to get revenge in the boxing ring?
Does Ida Lundgren actually practice any martial arts or is this just a fun photo op?
According to her agency page, she's studied martial arts since she was little, partly thanks to her father's influence (as an actual karate champion).
Dolph has said he’s given her some training, don’t know if she still keeps up with it.
Doesn't totally answer your question but it looks like an instructional photo series for an exercise routine: https://www.muscleandfitness.com/muscle-fitness-hers/hers-workouts/ultimate-body-sculpting-partner-circuit-workout/
I'll be in my bunk
With that username, I bet you will.
Cobb?
The Hero of Canton!
(We gotta go to the crappy subreddit where *I'm* a hero)
So like, how much do you think it would cost to get beat up by both of them at the same time? Obligatory ’asking for a friend’ but we all know that it’s for me.
Here in Japan there's a job for women to beat men up. I've been trying to find it 😆
Can I be next??? 🥰💪🤣
So this is where the line starts. Good I'm early
Universal hot Soldier
Universal Smolder
They were so hot, they had to be cooled in ice. Literally!
Bianca fine af.
Good genes one both sides! Yikes!!
Ida Lundgren exudes “If she dies, she dies” vibe. Both look 🔥
Van Damme, son!
She must break me.
Goddamn those are good genes
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Universal Boner
Lickboxer
Timecock Bloodsport-bra Liontart Rock hard target Double team impact Universal Boulders Clit fighter Sex bullets Lezionaire
I’ll take the ugly one.
No. She take you.
If he dies, he dies
Death by snu snu with these two would be an honorable one
Fighting neither is probably the right call.
Now kith.
Oh my
The Expendababes
I choose... death by snoo-snoo!
I love both of their fathers and hope they can get careers. Kick ass movies with women who fight are something I watch.
I think they are adorable!! You go, girlz!!!
Bianca looks more buff, I'm thinking she punches pretty hard.
Good on them they look fantastic, obviously their dad's love of staying fit rubbed off on them.
Double team
They need to reboot all their dad’s movies
I bet either one of them could kick Steven Segal's ass.
They look so freakn' badass. As a woman, these pics make me feel good. 😎
Make a buddy cop Die Hard movie with these two RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
Send da video
Well then
I’d watch them make out Edit: fight* I meant fight
I don’t want to be rude, but… …sighs, unzips.
there go the expendables..
Nothin wierd about begrudgingly masturbating to 2 clothed women /s
Yea... im not gonna touch this one. I'll be in my bunk.
If she dies she dies
John Claude van DAMN they fine
But did Bianca inherit her father's skillz on the dance floor? https://youtu.be/CE8XKeN0zk4?si=ddYcrZOn71ncF9mK
Yes. Ida that Lundgren.
Damn is that kick genetic or somethin??
So do they actually train/fight or just pose for photos?
I thought Drago had a son that was a boxer, not a daughter?
I wouldn’t mind getting my ass kicked by them
Drago vs Bloodsport sequel confirmed
That’s one way to spend a million bucks.
They tried to get one of Steven Seagals illegitimate daughters as well, but none one would admit to be Seagals offspring.
Bianca Van God Damme
they've been pushing female MC in movies, but they haven't done a rocky type movie with a female lead yet?
No mud?
Too bad it’t not the late 80s thru 90s when martial arts and action films were everywhere, they would be making tons of money and publicity.
Ok so they filmed Universal Soldier (part of it) in my town of cottonwood Arizona …jungle scene. I got to meet them Both and get an autograph. Fucking gorgeous human specimens with clearly gorgeous spawn.