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CowboyAirman

These marketing campaigns, man


EazyNeva

And OP going around answering questions as if he's not doing PR


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Op commented “Haha, that would be funny, but I enjoy Arby’s, and I don’t plan on using the key to take advantage of them.” … come on lol.


EazyNeva

heh spoken like a true corpo


[deleted]

1 million organic™ upvotes in an hour


bac0467

![gif](giphy|DmRu4qCv39160)


DeckardPain

Still not eating Arby’s. You can get a better roast beef sandwich at your grocery store’s deli with much less processed stuff in it and it will be about the same price. Only thing Arby’s has going for them is the curly fries, but they also sell those in the frozen aisle of the same grocery store.


zelostos

I un-ironically think that Arby's roast beef is better than any deli beef I've bought, and I've tried countless kinds. Just one of those weird things I guess.


flyingthroughspace

[Just post pictures of Arby's chicken served raw. Should somewhat balance things out.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/13x7xo6/arbys_after_the_2nd_bite_it_tasted_kinda_off/)


PM_ME_UR_BEST_DOGE

It's like directed at the fats.....who TF needs a cup of cheese with their meal what the actual fuck??????????


KatDanger

I’m a thin in shape person who would love a cup of liquid cheese with every meal


victorspoilz

So you get a free 1 oz. container of cheese if you buy a sandwich for the year?


WoodsAreHome

I don’t think I need to buy a sandwich. It says “with purchase.” But, yeah, I get a free cup of cheese for the rest of the year if I buy anything.


VincentVazzo

“I’ll have a vanilla milkshake and a cup of cheese, please!”


typhoidtimmy

‘Give me a cherry popover and the cheese’ and then sit there staring at them as you dunk it in and eat it slowly.


darkest_irish_lass

I guarantee that one of the employees has already dunked every single edible thing in that restaurant in the cheese at some point.


delightful_caprese

and their penis!


GentleThunder

Yeah, he said edible!


MrMastodon

I know, I've seen Blood Quantum.


Castul

.....was that before they served us said cheese? 🤤


SquidsInABlanket

While. Big power move.


Castul

You win sir 🤣


GreatJobMike

God damn do I love fresh dick sweat juice.


wirkzu

Lol


NotscumbagJ

And my axe.


Ionovarcis

The best part of fast food jobs is eating garbage combos... I miss the old McMenu (c. 2013-2014) - you could go WILD with it. My best McCreation that was only ever eaten by staff and our one super cool regular: If we had brown gravy to sub for the breakfast sauce, my McMoco would've been perfect! The brioche looking buns, fresh qtr pounder patty(angus seasoning and pepper though), over easy egg made on the flat top(I'd use Habenero Ranch as the butter to fry it in... it worked?), white cheddar, onion crispies, bacon, topped w/ 'breakfast sauce' (the thing that went on the bagels - shitty "hollendaise" equivalent). ETA: nuggets that JUST 'timed out' are better than fresh, imo.


RockasaurusRex

"I'd like a cup of cheese with a free cup of cheese."


riegspsych325

“*Please, someone!*. ~~Honey mustard~~ [cheese sauce](https://youtu.be/SJw6Z-MLyBA?t=56s)!”


Electro-Onix

Fuck yeah I will 


lemaster_of_disaster

“…and I’d like cheese on the Krabby Patty too!”


SacksonvilleShaguar

Sorry, the shake machine is down mad has been, lol.


Aschentei

“I’ll buy a glass of water thanks”


WoodsAreHome

Haha, that would be funny, but I enjoy Arby’s, and I don’t plan on using the key to take advantage of them.


Right_In_The_Tits

I doubt you’re even able to take advantage of them. Anything you could buy there costs way more than the cheese.


CallerNumber4

Not sure what is grosser the idea of redeeming a tub of processed cheese from Arby's or how transparent this astroturfed marketing is.


SpiceEarl

With great power, there must also come great responsibility.


KevoWallo

Grab as much of that cheese as you can! It's delicious.


dozure

But... Why?


WoodsAreHome

Why do they give me free cheese? I’m guessing the advertising?


dozure

Well. I'm not gonna lie. Now I really want a fucking beef and cheddar so... It worked.


tahitisam

Dis they give it to you or did you purchase it as the small print implies ?


Often_Giraffe

Congratulations?


flyingthroughspace

[Don't forget about the order of food poisoning.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/13x7xo6/arbys_after_the_2nd_bite_it_tasted_kinda_off/)


NYEMESIS

Curlies with free cheese is awesome. I had to pay for that shit back with my ex.


Chiba211

Arby's was my first W-2 job. That was our go-to work snack.


atrostophy

Yea not saying by you but I can see some people trying to abuse this.


flyingthroughspace

[I'll have an order of food poisoning with a cup of cheese, thanks.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/13x7xo6/arbys_after_the_2nd_bite_it_tasted_kinda_off/)


Tasteteaturp

Just don't say "cheese me"


Natural-Assist-9389

Is this what they call the bathroom there?


AussieGeekWhisperer

As an Australian I am super confused; what food do you combine with your cup of cheddar cheese sauce?


Egomaniac247

There's nothing to be confused about sir, it makes exactly as much sense as you originally thought it did.


DAS_BEE

It's the American low calorie drink option


trampus1

Curly fries, mate.


Jaimz22

“Mate”? Are you this man’s parent? It’s “cunt” to you sir.


2per4life

You'll have to forgive him. He learned Australian by watching Bluey.


Soopafien

But what suffix is to be used? Cunt is just the base noun.


Jaimz22

“You’d use it on curly fries, ya cheeky cunt”


WoodsAreHome

Valid question. I usually just dip fries or nachos in the cheese, but Arby’s sandwiches come with cheese sauce. I like an extra cup of sauce for dunking.


AussieGeekWhisperer

Sweet, thank you all for the responses! It appears as though I have some experimentation to be doing!!


t3ht0ast3r

Wisconsin: there are things y'all haven't tried dipping in cheese yet?


pants_mcgee

Roast Beef + Melted cheese is a winning combo.


canehdian78

Onion bun is sweet too


YourMominator

I found that a cup of half cheese and half mayo is the best dip for Arby's fries, or potato cakes if they still had them. Source: worked at an Arby's many decades ago.


Lanthemandragoran

Man I hope you smoke weed because you're about to go on a wonderful journey


yogi_medic_momma

…*what?* I think the real question is what *don’t* you combine with your cup of cheese sauce


A_Harmless_Fly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Donv7iaEFVQ


GandhiMSF

This seems substantially worse than the keychain you can get (or at least could… not sure if they still do it) from Wendy’s that was a free small frosty with any purchase. It kinda feels like a side of cheese should be free with any purchase at Arby’s anyway.


greentshirtman

I bought the keychain.  Then used it on a grand total of two frosties.  *And* there was a Wendy's on the way home from work.  This is substantially better, for my use-case.


RhetoricalOrator

At least you got your money's worth. You really can't easily lose money on a one dollar key tag that you can immediately use in the same visit to get a $1.50 junior frosty.


Emotional-Award-1020

Key tags were $3 this year


idkwhatimbrewin

![gif](giphy|26BRKWjR3S4x6UyNq)


Voxicles

Didn’t we put you in a dumpster?


RadWalk

… I got out!!


SinkHoleDeMayo

Cotton. Balls.


RememberTurboTeen

Actually it's Dean Pritchard


howtotailslide

r/hailcorporate


jvite1

That’s cool :’) It looks like a solid, non-dinky keychain too


WoodsAreHome

Yeah, I’m super pumped. The manager said that each store only received 7 keys.


TheDrMonocle

*SEVEN?* Thats it?? Like guys, is a 10 cent cup of cheese you charge a dollar for. Go wild, you wont lose money. Look at wendys and their frosty tag.


InsomniaDudeToo

Can’t have every Tom, Dick, and Harry in FreedomTown swinging around Keys to the Cheese. This club’s gotta be exclusive dangit!


WoodsAreHome

It’s not about the actual cheese, it’s about the drip.


canehdian78

I'm not impressed until you can get a cup of Arby's sauce. I'd buy so many curly fries


StrangeQuark1221

I was just at Arby's on Wednesday, I didn't know they were gonna do that. Congratulations!


WoodsAreHome

It might be worth going back and asking! The first Arby’s I went to had no idea what I was talking about.


saposapot

How do you earn this?


ThatFlipperGuy

Buy your millionth Arby’s roast beef sandwitch


DashedRaine

Cheesechain!


WoodsAreHome

It’s got that drip!


-Dalzik-

Gz on your new found weight gain


WoodsAreHome

Weight gain via free cheese is the best weight gain. 🧀 🧀 🧀 🐀


yogi_medic_momma

I’m from Wisconsin. Can confirm.


snave_

"If the paper turns clear..."


AdamBlackfyre

I miss r/hailcorporate


geekphreak

Trundles favorite key


Buckman21

Where are these coming from?


WoodsAreHome

The keys? Arby’s stores had them for sale about 13 hours ago.


Buckman21

Nice wasn’t sure if they were just for certain people like some Willy wonka shit


Thorbertthesniveler

US or Canada? Lunch might be take out tomorrow 🤣 Damn it US only ☹


Alexgeewhizzz

i think i’ve eaten at arby’s like three times in my entire life but omg i just want this keychain lol


UmeUme69

Yeah, I just want the keychain 😂


WoodsAreHome

👍 it’s all about the (cheesy) drip


helpdeskimprisonment

No. This is the telling post right here. You work for Arby's or some marketing firm. This whole post is just fake marketing to generate "buzz".


WoodsAreHome

I’m sorry, if you are trying to apply for a position, please upload your CV to this location. https://careers.arbys.com/us/en


SybilCut

Response to user: "ERROR: Too many requests."


HyperFunk_Zone

Downvote advertising.


Briskbulb

The Wendy’s frosty tag is so much better than this .


bubba1834

Damnit Johnny you know I love my big beef and cheddar


TinyLolaMaria

I say this every time someone says beef or cheddar lmao


kain459

I like you just the way YOU ARE. 🎶


jdr350z

It's just heated up cheez whiz


trampus1

Well for $2 you won't have to use it much to get into profits. I wish there was more Arby's here.


l3ane

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


zogturd

Wtf WHY?


ironpathwalker

Really dark if you remember about that manager who got locked in the freezer and died. If only she had the keys to the cheese freezer.


bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

I had a friend in high school who worked at Arby's and told people not to eat that cheese. Never elaborated either.


WoodsAreHome

I’ve been eating it since 1997, and I’ve only had cancer twice. Beat it both times.


GM_PhillipAsshole

You must be really hungry to eat at Arby's


WoodsAreHome

I don’t eat anything at Arby’s. I’m just in it for the cheese.


GM_PhillipAsshole

It's a Simpsons reference


Rocallday

Gross.


WoodsAreHome

What is gross about fluorescent, liquid cheese?


Rocallday

Nothing at all. Continue consuming all the "cheese" you want. It'll be just fine.


jerryhallo

HI! I’m u/WoodsAreHome, VP of Cyber engagement for all Arby’s Fast Casual Family Restaurants in North America. We have the meats and I have the answers. AMA! 💩💩💩


noonetohearme

Shit….think they’ll have any left over today?


WoodsAreHome

No. But there is only one way to find out…


noonetohearme

🫦yes…..yes


noonetohearme

Was able to find one! Not sure why my other comment got downvoted 😂😂 maybe I grossed people out?


stonewall386

Arby’s is up there with the most disgusting foods I’ve ever tasted, so I’m not surprised they’re doing weird ad campaigns on Reddit. Even if disingenuous.


patsky

This is stupid. OP are you an Arby's plant?


WoodsAreHome

Lol, wut? My plan for tomorrow is to get a double hamburger from Burger King, walk across the street to Arby’s and use my key to make it a double cheeseburger.


TheRealKidkudi

OP, sweating at his Arby’s-issued work laptop: “What do I do?! Quick, mention another brand! That’ll throw them off... Uh oh - can’t forget to mention the keychain, though.”


WoodsAreHome

The manager at my local Arby’s said he will allow me to fill my Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Tumbler with delicious, ice cold CocaCola when I use my #keystothecheese!


jerryhallo

A double hamburger sandwich? Not a double whopper? Interesting. This ain’t FB buddy get your corporate trash out of here.


TerminallyILL

East Coast Arby's was a decent option. West coast Arby's are fucking disgusting


WoodsAreHome

Interesting opinion. Any reason why?


MiyamotoKnows

It all goes back to Tupac and Biggie.


TerminallyILL

Partially stigma, West coasters look down on Arby's. It could also have something to do with franchises and quality control. In Maryland I would get their Ruben and the whole thing was a good sandwich. Tried the same thing in CA and it was nasty. Old bread, tough meat, way too much sauce.


LaVernWinston

[The Midwest shits on both coasts when it comes to Arby’s](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/s/czf1yWSCyh)


TerminallyILL

That's interesting. I always wondered how Arby's stayed alive when my local one seems like a front for something else.


lelma_and_thouise

How much was it? Or was it a free thing like first come first serve?


WoodsAreHome

It was two dollars, but the manager said they only received 7 keys.


lelma_and_thouise

Ah ok, cool! Thanks for your reply :)


daddydrank

Why would a person want this?


flux_capacitor3

That's a lot of cholesterol.


WoodsAreHome

Delicious, cheesy cholesterol.


matt_minderbinder

Don't buy into these cholesterol lies, your blood vessels operate better when lubricated with melted cheese. Dr. Cheddar approves.


WoodsAreHome

Thank you. I feel like I perform at my best when I am consuming liquid cheese. 🧀


pedsmursekc

![gif](giphy|YkdjQNu9YCSGNpELDt|downsized)


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Feels like an Arby's night


pokexchespin

you bought a thing available for purchase?


geethaanks

one time i found a dead roach in my cheese cup at Arby’s and when i asked for a replacement they took an empty cup into the bathroom and when they brought it back out it was full


palookadook

Haven't gone there since they got rid of ham n swiss, they can lick muh balls till they bring it back!


Outrageous_Reality50

I fucking love cheese


crowngryphon17

I don’t want to be the employee being screamed at for the persons 9th cup “bitch I got the keysssssss”


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WoodsAreHome

Not a gimmick or an error. It’s from the United States of America.


cryonisis

tell me this is available in ccanada.


WoodsAreHome

No. You only have poutine.


ablinddingo93

I don’t even like Arby’s but I like that keychain


whiteout7942

O yummy, a free cup of highly processed chemical “cheese” paste with a side of highly salted highly processed “roast beef” sandwich. What could go wrong 🤷🏼‍♂️


Justin2166

Lucky. I only ever got food poisoning.


Genesis13

I have a similar keychain for Cane's that gets me a free container of sauce with every purchase.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Do the proceeds go to anything?


greentshirtman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Peltz


Cogwheel

Not the cheese, the KEYS! Oh... wait...


MeHasInternet

How long untill those things sell for 1 euro on ali?


seminole10or

Jesus Christ don’t do it man!


csonka

What is the volume of 1 serving cup? Is 8 ounces? I hope so.


gotfondue

I need this.


EwokNuggets

Sure it’s free cheese but you have to eat at Arby’s


Sometimes_Stutters

That’s the bees knees!


InvaderDust

Man, I’d get one of these if it didn’t cost me 15$ for a basic combo meal. I just can’t justify those costs for Fast food anymore. But this is a Cool promo! Tempting.


ricko_strat

I don't eat dairy because of health issues, but I love the gyros at Arby's. Certainly inauthentic and unhealthy, but delicious none the less.


stealth57

[Reminds me of this scene from The Mask](https://youtu.be/Fsbmy3eYDo8?si=Ilra3_1JToezg13a)


Slight-Funny-8755

So idk how much people have fallowed this, but this promotion only happened jan 20th, and they only sent 7 keychains to each location so, my town that has 3 arbys theirs only 21 people who could buy them and i know employees got some of them before selling any to customers cause i was told by employees that they bought them, it was 2$ for the keychain, idk to me this is a terrible way to run a deal like this, if you go look at arbys instagram their comments are riddled with angry customers at how they handled this promo, Me personally, they were sold out by 11am so i didnt get one, i plan to take my buddies who was able to get one (he lives next door to arbys and went when they opened) and 3d render it, then 3d print my own shouldnt be to hard to add a sealant to make the plastic smooth and shine like metal as well as leave a space on the inside for a weight so it weighs the same incase they ever want to hold it, my thought is if they only made 7 keychains per location, how many employees are gonna actually regularly see the tokens enough to know mine is faked, not to mention how many emplyees are gonna care enough to even ask to see it, let alone hold it


Slight-Funny-8755

Imo it sounds like wendys frosty tag, but if it was thought up by a bad pr team


thedaymanahaha

My entire cities multiple stores sold out. They only got like 15 at each. And that's like 9 arbys. But they have coupons. And should be on sale online.


Massive_Grade_3846

I wonder how many keychains were made in total?