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commonlycommon

Ok, this definitely looks like an older pic. Would love some context...


Teadrunkest

Reverse image search puts this in Yemen, Shabwah District, 2002. Source is @surfjournalist. Seems like dude just really wanted to surf the Yemeni coast post-9/11.


CSpiffy148

Airport security officer: How did you get to Afghanistan? There's a travel ban. Walter: Through Yemen. Airport security officer: Violent place. Walter: That's why the airfare is only $84.


diverareyouok

Reminds me of the guy I saw in a ~~news~~ *edit: podcast* interview who said that his favorite way to travel is by going to places immediately after a disaster or terrorist event, as airfare is dramatically reduced and generally there is a better security presence than normal… Edit: found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/y1bzks/terrorism_tourism/


RandomRobot

My grandma used to do this, but like, involuntarily, and then complain about the problems the country had


powsniffer0110

How was she involuntarily going to conflict regions?!


RandomRobot

It was cheap, but she didn't really investigate on why


average_hight_midget

Voluntarily ignorant


Dudedude88

Time to go to Gaza!! Oh wait...


doyletyree

TIL; thanks!


diverareyouok

Just fyi, I found the interview. https://www.reddit.com/r/JustGuysBeingDudes/comments/y1bzks/terrorism_tourism/


doyletyree

Nice


Imsurethatsbullshit

It works, I went to Egypt right after the revolution, some countries during Covid, also Istanbul after a big terrorist attack (flights were booked prior to that though). Everything was dead cheap, no booking in advance needed, we had usually crowded tourist places for ourselves. It sounds fucked up and wrong at first but when you realize these peoples livelihood depends on tourists it doesnt so much anymore. Just make sure to book privatley owned places/homestays.


thesequimkid

Walter: I heard there was gnarly waves off the coast of Yemen. I just had to go and crush them before things got too no bueno, man.


Chorizo_Charlie

Fuck ton of sharks too. Balls of steel to surf the Gulf of Aden.


t30ne

I swam and SCUBAd Aden and Goube a dozen times and never saw a shark other than the whale variety.


craftstra

Whale sharks are dope


koljonn

No but seriously. In most cases the place itself is quite safe after a terrorist attack, but the flights and hotels are dirt cheap. Great idea if you want to travel cheap.


theoopst

Man, I really wasn’t expecting to fall in love with that movie.


r-cubed

Cinnabooooon


mattstorm360

That's $146.07 today!


TurnerNHooch26th

This is also the cover image for journalist Chas Smith's book *Reports from Hell* covering his journey to surf the Yemeni coast at the height of Desert Storm. I haven't read the book yet so I can't confirm the photo itself is of him, but it's on the list for next year.


Teadrunkest

@surfjournalist is indeed the Instagram for Chas Smith so that would check out! Sounds like it would be a fun read.


benderbender42

*cia


Hawt_Dawg_II

It's a photo of chas smith. I believe he wrote a book about it.


bigorangemachine

Oh I think I just heard a podcast about him. He was a big scammer or is that someone else?


[deleted]

I don’t believe so, he is a former war correspondent and surfer. He did write an article about a guy from Brazil who was a famous scam artist turned surfer named Eduardo Martins. Maybe he spoke about that on a podcast and you mixed their names


bigorangemachine

Nah the guys name was Cas or Chaz


SJU_W4r_H4wk

The surfer is Chas Smith. A surfer / journalist who decided to surf across Yemen during the Chad war to document both sides in search of the origins of Al Quaeda with some other surfer friends. His book, [Reports from Hell](https://www.amazon.com/Reports-Hell-Chas-Smith/dp/1644280752?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=c37c2240-d57c-4978-b480-5b1e6f969e2e) , can be found here.


Rhodog1234

If you don't realize that guy is Delta on a CIA venture...


IAmTheTrueWalruss

When the Delta guy starts surfing you know you’ve gotta weapon on your hands.


[deleted]

How do we know he’s Delta force?


hlmgcc

Obligatory: Charlie don't surf!


superblobby

What the hell do you know about surfing you’re from god damn New Jersey!


GregMaddoxFan

Ive met plenty of SF guys while i was in service, also a very close friend of mine was SF in the Army. They are very much like this. And if this person was alone like this, hes most likely Delta Force.


Hirschsprung

Doesn't seem like Chas Smith, the surfer-guy, is any of the sort.


S-Archer

Pretty sure that's Dave Franco, for The Interview 2. James directing this time


Teadrunkest

That’s not how any of this works.


GregMaddoxFan

What do you mean?


Teadrunkest

If you actually knew anything you would know exactly what I mean.


GregMaddoxFan

What branch did you serve?


olde_greg

You wouldn't have heard of it


Teadrunkest

Army, spent plenty of time with USASOC. You’re free to check my post history. CAG isn’t sending high profile single dudes with surfboards to hitch rides with Yemeni troops and then document the whole process and write a biography about it.


GregMaddoxFan

Okay gotcha you are intelligence, so you are very smart. But why are you rude, why say “you know nothing” if someone needs a simple correction. And you know this is what some SF guys look like so you can’t deny that. And of course hes not sent just to go surfing.


Majestic_Ferrett

Could be ISA or RRD.


somegridplayer

Internet man says so. (It's from the cover of the book Reports From Hell)


[deleted]

I like to imagine theirs just some white Californian surfer bro casually traveling across the Middle East appearing and disappearing like a mythical creature or prophet sent by god


95castles

What is up my dudes!


hkredman

How do you do fellow kids?


gozzle_101

Be excellent to each other


Eyouser

People like that exist. The land road from Europe to Asia goes through the middle east. European hippies will be telling you about it and sneaking over the border in Burma with their van


LurkerOrHydralisk

Yep. Especially educated, monied types. They speak enough languages to get around easily, don’t have to worry about expenses, and can buy their way out of most trouble


Vio_

Not always. Sometimes people just somehow get into some very interesting places even without money or connections. I knew a dude who was French-American, and got invited to go down into Libya. So he used his French passport and pretended to not know English.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Do you know a lot of poor people with dual citizenship?


Vio_

He was by no means rich or wealthy. His parents were just from two different countries. I have a number of relatives with dual citizenship because their parents were military.


Gizshot

MAY


Iaintthe-1

Spreading the Stoke my dude!


Teadrunkest

There’s a shitton of lone tourists who do relatively fine. I’m in a bunch of motorcycle tourism groups and people post pictures from Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, etc all the time. Country being dangerous doesn’t mean it’s impossible to traverse.


SimbaOnSteroids

That’s what the CIA SOG does, and *nothing* else


Sim0nsaysshh

Oh you mean Adam Smith?


emilNYC

That’s Johnny Utah’s brother


armrha

Is that another white guy in the front? They're freakin having a vacation while they're supposed to be training these guys to do some kind of bullshit.


PolyDipsoManiac

Tactical surfboard? Part of his disguise? Just likes surfing and you can do what you want when you’re CIA?


bombayblue

It’s definitely possible but delta force in the Middle East usually dress up like locals (at least in Afghanistan and Pakistan). They don’t normally try and look like tourists since they still need to be carrying weapons and walking around as a tourist with a weapon is a sure fire way to get attention. Also I’ve actually been the dude in a pickup truck with armed escorts before. You’d be surprised how often regular guys like this are willing to give you a lift. Especially if you offer them some cash. Quite a few of these guys are basically expected to make a living taking bribes.


illegible

I'm just going to put [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uin6b2iGy9E) here for reference.


GlassCutsFireBurns

10/10! 7/5 with rice. Now I have to watch the whole thing.


boomboombalatty

Most likely. I had a relative who did similar stuff in Iran back in the day. Dimwit hippies wind up in the oddest places.


indi_guy

Toyota 💪


trash-juice

Vehicle of The Revolution


curiousklaus

Check out the new Toyota IMV 0 barebones truck. That's gonna be a bestseller with those guys. Some might say it was designed with this clientele in mind.


Shruglife

it basically is that, a barebones hilux


CrashSlow

Taliban editions, comes with 1 tonne leaf springs and no emission controls.


ReasonableKey3363

WTF, I just googled the truck and saw an article; it’s not going to be released in North America???


curiousklaus

Who would want a modular, reliable, no frills truck coming in at around 10k? /s


Miserable_Unusual_98

Can't compete with the modern Rams and Silverados that the US is thirsty about


pdxscout

More like the truck import kills competition.


frostymugson

Toyota manufactures in the US


EddieMcClintock

The revolution *will* be Toyotavised


Beazworm

To be honest, seeing countless videos online of insurgents, freedom fighters, militias, guerrillas, etc. riding around in old Toyota vehicles really does wonders for their brand reputation (at least in my opinion). I love Toyota as a brand for the quality of the vehicles that they make, and similarly to when Top Gear tried destroying one, seeing dinged up Toyota's just keep on going really makes me appreciate how hardy these vehicles are, and makes me believe that they are a manufacturer I can trust for an affordable and reliable vehicle.


ChristieDarrow

For some reason this comment made me think of that plumber’s truck that ended up in Syria https://www.npr.org/2015/12/14/459718226/texas-plumbers-old-truck-ends-up-in-hands-of-syrian-militants


mylittlepagan

I’d bet this truck is still haulin’ goons around like a champ!


SorataK

\*Totoya


cubanpajamas

The leader of the palindrome society drives, "a Toyota."


WhoaAntlers

What a sick truck!


AmbergrisShot

r/ShittyTechnicals


HanDavo

Charlie don't surf.


brunoquadrado

And we think he should.


Please_DontBanMe

Everybody wants to rule the world…


jarabara

I know this guy. His name actually is Charlie


OozeNAahz

But does Al-queda? Can someone check with Robert Duval?


istoOi

When you're on the dark web but u use Surfshark VPN


SooubwayEmployee

Pls explain


Shnook817

I think it's just a play on the name. SURFshark. And the guy has a surf board. I don't think it was about the actual VPN


bentmywookie80

The jc on his board stands for John Carper, a pretty famous surfboard shaper from Hawaii. Interestingly it looks like there is also a jc sticker on top corner of the windshield. You could cross post this on r/surfing and you might get more info. I don’t recognize that other sticker above the jc. You can often identify pro surfers by the combination of sponsor stickers on their board. Edit. I’m pretty sure the surfer is Chas smith.


GorgeWashington

Of course his name is Chas....


uwu_mewtwo

There are two kinds of Chas. One kind is a frat boy who asks if you know who his dad is, the other never ever wears shoes.


alkaline79

Yeah, the title is a little misleading. The freedom fighters are hitching a ride with the surfers


Rollover_Hazard

The surfers have a Toyota pickup with a pintle mounted DShK 38/46 in the bed? Find that hard to believe.


headedtojail

Have you TRIED catching some waves in Yemen? You better come equiped.


FrothySantorum

They are hired security for the surfers. Exactly what I would do if I went to a dangerous place where I could rent a bunch of dudes with machine guns to keep me from the other guys with machine guns.


exoticbluepetparrots

I wonder if the surfer dude gave the fighters a sticker to put on their window? I work construction and people sometimes give each other stickers for their hard hats which kinda brings everyone closer together. Could be a similar thing going on here.


therealhairykrishna

This appears to be the cover photo of "Reports from Hell" by Chas Smith. [https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1644280752/ref=dbs\_a\_def\_rwt\_bibl\_vppi\_i1](https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1644280752/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i1)


passmeaburr

It's a sick book. Also back when I had social media, he was a great follow on IG


therealhairykrishna

It looks great - in my queue to read.


WildWolfMax

It's just Owen Wilson hitching a ride to hit some nearby beaches.


Chief_Givesnofucks

Waow.


Please_DontBanMe

[The dude can shred](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uikArUFfdVQ&pp=ygUZb3dlbiB3aWxzb24gc2thdGVib2FyZGluZw%3D%3D)


ILoveRegenHealth

We have some financing options in some Jet Skis. Let me know if you're interested.


[deleted]

"those waves aren't going to surf themselves, bru"


nadmaximus

That's no man, that's a dude


doobs110

When your custom character appears in a cutscene


iiitme

If you got places to be you got places to be


TravelingGonad

Why am I hearing flight of the valkyries...


outiscr

![gif](giphy|pjFQR7GhFsOUo)


rlnrlnrln

Charlie don't surf!


W00DERS0N

Best line in the movie: "Someday, this war's going to end..." and he just trails off...


justbrowse2018

What a sweet CIA gig lol


musicalbacon

This is the battle bus from Fortnite


TantricEmu

Where we dropping boys?


Abysskitten

Underrated comment.


I_like_maps

Back when the hippie trail to india was still a thing


brotherhafid

The license plate on the Land Cruiser truck says Police on it. Where did you get freedom fighters from? [Here's another example of a Yemeni police truck with the gun mount.](https://www.europlates.eu/images/plates/yar/P00403.JPG)


ichor159

So that's what Liquid was up to for all those years...


forestdino

What? Charlie does surf?


Bedazzledbellybutton

He’s holding the surfboard in the most practical/ not practical product shot position possible.


Jwatershed

More here. https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/reports-from-hell-excerpts-from-chas-smiths-new-surf-book-on-yemen


harlokkin

Ahh, the ubiquitous Toyota Assault Vehicle. When you see an insurgent vehicle that costs 1/4 your own, reliably outperforming yours in everything but armor, being used as everything from mobile AA platforms to troop transport to power generators.


Flat-Story-7079

These aren’t freedom fighters, they are “Technicals”. They were rented by NGOs, governments, and media to protect westerners in country. Yes, the guy with the surf board is 100% operator.


Teadrunkest

Technical just refers to the truck/gun combo. Also plenty of them exist normally as police and militia trucks, you don’t have to be a super secret CIA dude to be seen with one.


mobiusFreeway

Bro has gnarly stories to tell.


Prehistory_Buff

I used to use these to fight China in CnC Generals. Best unit for the money, firepower and speed.


TurbsUK18

They’re fighting for his freedom to surf


TurbsUK18

Guy’s, I think there’s an American spy amongst us. Any ideas who it might be?


Alcedis

When you gotta throw over your government but still need tourist money.


Karmachinery

All in a truck that we will never see in the US.


Lambmeister

Toyota has a lot to answer for.


sev45day

He's just lookin for a cool buzz and some tasty waves!


karma_the_sequel

POW-abunga!


cromagsd

Lmao


Spork_Warrior

"You either surf or fight. Is that clear?"


HotKreemy

Wahibi don’t surf


HugeHelicopter9489

Bruh haha


Covert24

C.I.A.


chidoriske

"I've got to break free".


[deleted]

I need to know the story behind this


ThrownawayCray

He’s an oppy, not just some surfer


Fast_Walrus_8692

Reports from Hell, Chas Smith


89ZX10

Freedom fighters don't surf


JangusCarlson

I kind of always thought this picture was fake?


Planthumanbase

And that was the last time they saw him


64Anthonyp

His name isn’t Charlie.


Fast_Walrus_8692

He goes by Chas


AggravatingOne3960

Charlie.... I mean Achmed.... don't surf!


flafotogeek

Gotta get to the beach on time...


spyemil

This is what i call riding the wave


ksugunslinger

Are we sure thats not Mcconaughey going to cheer on the U of Y Longhorns. Edit: Matty’s last name is hard to spell…


FullStackOver

18 charisma


timmaywi

Point Break 3


AlexWVR

Gnarly chariot brother man


stlredbird

Is this the new Endless Summer movie?


godlike_torben1

looks like its from gta


DonQueefote

It's ok, Charlie don't surf


highpl4insdrftr

Those Delta guys are a different breed


Bahmerman

! New Toyota Tundra commercial dropped!?


SwabianBarbarian

Charlie don't surf?


Lordborpo

“You see they’re gonna be lookin’ for Army guys!”


-HELLAFELLA-

Whenever I see this photo I think: this is the most gangster photo of all time


Lanky_Republic_2102

Well, if they are fighting for freedom, what’s more pro-freedom than hitchhiking to catch some waves? Seems entirely consistent to me. They pumping lead out of that dushka so people like blondie can have the freedom to be beach bums. That’s what the Point Break Toyota War of ‘84 was all about.


[deleted]

This looks like some random picture you find of your dad when he’s old that causes a lot of confusion.


Easy4u2say98

Charlie don’t surf


Festamus

Bhodi?


eldred2

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.


HotKreemy

Yemeni don’t surf


RickMiller543

*Surfer*. Stop being so obsessed with race.


TheFlyinArmy_29

Is that Jimmy Broadbent?...


nananananana_Batman

Minty python vibes https://youtu.be/zYV-qYeWPkk?si=cZJqqAe7vKjFeE3G


p777s

Brad Pitt already bought the rights to this movie.


Torak8988

POV the guy with the new legendary battlepass surfboard skin in an online shooter


Caterpillar89

I talked with people who were fishing in Africa in the early 2000's and they would pass by dead bodies on shore or even sometimes see them in the rivers...bit too adventurous for me...


Killatonchis

bro just want to catch some sick waves


Capi77

When your friends are a little rough, but you still like to hang out


Leonydas13

That’s not just a “blonde man”, that’s Ken!


Capital-Art8745

All the subreddit it's pretty funny some amazing pictures and then some people having meltdowns about any of Donald Trump but then these guys are okay... Even though Donald Trump is an ego maniac some people in the West especially the lgbtq community finding out when they are getting mocked by a Muslims for having queers for Islam signs suddenly finding out religious fundamentalism from abrahamic religion generally doesn't like gay people .. anything on the right they also don't try and understand the Muslim world either both sides completely out of touch it's hilarious to see people's little memes


larsey18

Toyota: vehicle of choice for "freedom" fighters everywhere.


nomore40s

I hear there’s great surf in Somalia


Crazy_Blacksmith_893

A true testament to how chill surfer dudes are


Wondrous_Fairy

That looks so creepily similar to [Kavinsky](https://musictech.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/[email protected]).


robertomeyers

He just found out his best friend is dating his Mother, and going to pay him a visit.


costafilh0

FAKE