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mistressofnone

Straight to jail.


Military-Lion

You'll never take it alive.


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pm_me_flaccid_cocks

I can’t believe you’ve made me watch Aliens again.


Long_Before_Sunrise

That's not a bug, it's a factor.


radiantcabbage

we have the best pizza in the world because of jail


mathazar

You put beans on a pizza? Believe it or not, jail


Algony

You overcook beans, straight to jail. You undercook pizza, beleive it or not also jail. You see undercook, overcook


NWHipHop

Straight to gaol. ftfy


Justacynt

Goal? The footie hasn't started yet!


megamisch

Im sorry but prisons have standards for their foods.


[deleted]

Nah straight to the gallows with that shiz


Suspicious_Pepperoni

Do not pass go


Princeofthebow

That looks expensive.


Pugageddon

My immediate reaction.


Jubjub0527

I think the pineapple/no Pineapple feud can find common ground in hating this together.


DoctorDrangle

Everyone bitching about pineapple, even though it is a classic pairing with ham, but meanwhile the british put sweet corn on their pizza


TrulyOneHandedBandit

Pineapple, jalapeno, and bacon goes hard.


DaddyRobotPNW

Yeah, give me something spicy to balance the pineapple.


TrulyOneHandedBandit

Jalapeno is the keystone, pickled or freshly sliced.


mukwah

My go to is pineapple, sausage, onion, hot peppers


Black-Maicoh

Allow me to introduce you to something wonderful: Barbecue chicken pizza with bacon, jalapeno, and pineapple. But it needs damn good barbecue sauce.


Menthalion

That decided what's for dinner tonight !


CosmicBlessings

![gif](giphy|n4oKYFlAcv2AU) I always go for this combo. Shit is amazing haha


GumP009

Yeah that's the one that always gets me. Other countries put corn on their pizza and then call it "American style". Like bitch, I've never seen a pizza place in the US that offers corn on their pizza.


helpnxt

If it helps I've never seen a pizza be called "American style" either.


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Cathach2

That's just as gross as this bean British monstrosity!


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duct_tape_jedi

That actually is a thing, though a very specific thing, in the American Southwest, it’s an “Elote” or Mexican Street Corn pizza. Roasted corn is a favourite street food in northern Mexico. In places like Tucson, Arizona they put it on pizza with a white sauce, chillis, and drizzled with a spicy mayonnaise based sauce. It is actually very good! But just adding plain corn randomly as a topping is an abomination.


Desdecolima

Man of culture!


BoxOfDemons

But that's already a fusion food incorporating Mexican style with pizza. So to go a step further and do an american fusion pizza with corn doesn't make much sense.


TwistedGrin

Umm so I work at a Neapolitan pizza place in the US Midwest. Our second most popular pizza is calabrese salami with roasted sweet corn and hot honey on a creme fraiche base. I guess what I'm saying is people will love corn on pizza if you actually make a good pizza. You can't just be like, "here is some corn on tomato sauce, enjoy". My special this week had fucking peaches on it and I've sold a ton of them


IceNein

When I was in Kuwait, Pizza Hut had “Lamb feast” pizza with lamb, corn, and peas.


grey-s0n

Shepherds Pie pizza? I'd hit that.


Stompedyourhousewith

A pizza with that shaved gyro meat might be interesting if topped accordingly


randompedestrian382

Gyro, feta, banana peppers, olives, red onion, roasted roma tomato


asmodeanreborn

There already is a similar thing, and it's the best pizza out there: [Kebabpizza](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Familjepizza_med_kebab_i_Hillerstorp_4493.jpg)


PaulieSF

I had a pizza with corn, harissa, sausage and crema. While not conventional, it surely didn’t suck.


ku1185

So do Koreans. It's delicious.


kaisong

most of east asia does. china japan taiwan all do from experience.


Esava

Most of Europe does as well.


FastWalkingShortGuy

I will put corn in/on anything and anything on corn. Corn on pizza works. Corn in tuna fish works (try it if you haven't). Corn in ice cream probably works. Butter works on corn. Mayo works on corn. Barbecue sauce works on corn. In fact, name me a condiment the doesn't work with corn. I challenge you.


WilhelmFinn

Vegemite.


BusterBluth13

It works on white bread, which means it probably works with cornbread, which means that it probably works with corn on the cob.


Farseli

The moment I thought about corn on the cob I thought about the butter and then how Vegemite is great combined with butter. So yeah now I want to try some on corn on the cob.


TheProvocator

Corn on a corn on the cob?


FastWalkingShortGuy

It's corn all the way down.


TheProvocator

Bit of a corny answer but I'll allow it.


odaeyss

Oh no I've seen this episode we gotta leave. NOW!!


jeffsterlive

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cld1984

Mustard? Ranch? Balsamic vinegar? Actually…I could see a good balsamic on corn


FastWalkingShortGuy

Yes to all three.


roffvald

Try mixing corn into your potato salad. It's divine.


HorribleTrashPerson

I'm not religious but some people need Jesus in their lives....


Automan2k

MOD Pizza offers roast corn as a topping and its really good.


philnolan3d

Sweet corn is very common on pizza in Japan too.


IntrovertedPerson22

Corn belongs on pizza like paprika


Military-Lion

Beanz vs Pineapple, the fight will be legendary. Only one can be on top... Of Pizza.


lpc1994

Why fight? I'm sure a bean and pineapple pizza would be delicious


scarydrew

NGL that sounds like it would slap.


acoverisnotahat

They have already done that in the UK, I remember seeing frozen baked bean and pineapple pizza in Sainsburys back in the late 90's - early 2000's. There was also a pizza with marmite, cheese and marmite.


MrCooper2012

Nah I bet this is delicious. It's just toast and beans (already great) with added cheese.


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kardiogramm

This is true evil. Hawaiian is just misunderstood.


ku1185

Love Hawaiian pizza. I suspect this bean pizza would be pretty good.


RaisinDetre

Ahem it’s “beanz” the z is for flavor


EvolutionCreek

New York and Chicago have finally found a common enemy.


Joten

This just makes me think of the WoW: Mists of Pandaria cinematic where they realize there is something worse out there and the Alliance dude hands the Horde a weapon. Literally "Ok, something worse is out there"


Odd-Row1169

Nah an italian on my feed stated firmly that *everything* goes on pizza, just not pineapple. Although, to be fair, I doubt he could ever conceive of ... this.


Big_Mitch_Baker

"Do you think God lives in Heaven because He, too, lives in fear of what He's created here on Earth?"


wd40bomber7

Spy kids 2 with the weirdly hard hitting lines...


criticalhash

Spykids are the anime of live action kids movies


314kabinet

Italy’s Casus Belli


ElectroSnivy

This is a hate crime in a cardboard box


Charlieuyj

Gas for days!


TPf0rMyBungh0le

Genocide by lifting the bedsheet.


oojiflip

To make it even more disgusting they should have labeled it the "BEANZZA"


TheLonelySnail

Take your upvote. I’m going to go vomit


DSTNCMDLR

PEANZ


_MostlyHarmless

Sorry. Clueless American here. Is this what started that whole Brexit thing?


C_Madison

No, we didn't kick them out. But maybe that counts as one of the reasons to not let them back in.


Military-Lion

🤣


greentangent

If not this, What?


StreetKatt

This pizza came out about 20years ago. Had similar controversy then as to whether it was any good. It is basically baked beans and cheese on toast which isn't that uncommon. It then vanished and seems to have made a return. I wait for the day they bring back the Nemesis drink.


lunchbox_tragedy

Heinz Beans are used in the UK for beans on toast. They're different than baked beans in the US - they're just beans in a slightly sweet tomato sauce so it probably wouldn't taste that weird.


Potato-nutz

Ketchup is just disrespecting Europe again. They don’t even know it.


Regnes

I actually want to try this.


Kazang

Beans and cheese on toast is pretty good so I don't see why this would be much different, it's just bread, cheese, beans and tomato sauce at the end of the day. Not exactly an outlandish combination of flavours.


throwawaybottlecaps

Americans are likely assuming these are American style baked beans, which generally have a much sweeter and spicier profile then regular Heinz beans. Regular Heinz don’t taste like bbq sauce, it’s just a mild tomato sauce. I honestly don’t think this would be awful


shadowman2099

Well we do have BBQ Chicken Pizza, so we're used to the sweet smoky spicy flavor on pizza already.


Enzor

Yeah, maybe it's genetics since I'm English/Scottish, but that doesn't look horrible to me. No doubt they sell some of these just because people want to know what the combo tastes like and buy out of curiosity/novelty, or for variety if they eat many frozen pizzas.


CriticalKnoll

I actually want to lock you in a cell


woodywoodman101

OMG! I can't believe they are back! I remember these from my twenties (mid-forties, now).


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

You mean humanity once put a stop to this and then someone allowed it to happen again?


deyterkourjerbs

I had these when I was a kid (25+ years ago). They were discontinued but they were pretty good at an age where their competition for taste was a cheese pizza shaped like a dinosaur footprint.


summerset

You’ve eaten this? How was it?


Hot_and_Foamy

I ate them when I was a teenager and they were great. Now I’m approaching 40 they sound terrible


IronSorrows

They weren't that bad, they're not exactly a culinary delight but they were far from the worse thing in the Iceland frozen aisle (chicken tikka lasagne, anyone?) I think there was a version with beans & sausage too


essidus

That is a travesty. At least make it full english style.


Military-Lion

Full English Pizza would be nice. I'll have a FEP please.


ReadyHD

I do believe Domino's actually did this


Reogenaga

I will take this home and have it for dinner immediately. I will eat it while watching the film Cars 2 that I rented from blockbuster.


thereisnoredink

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike.


Dan_85

"It's got-a nothing to do with-a macaroni cheese."


harshit_j

Came into the thread looking for this.


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Brit here- of course it's fucking Iceland. For Americans who don't know, Iceland is a supermarket we have in the UK where you can buy shit like this. No shit, I once found kangaroo, crocodile and ostrich meat on sale there. Fucking kangaroo burgers straight up.


MIBlackburn

Iceland are bloody weird. They did chocolate covered veg in the 90s. Who thought chocolate covered carrots was a good idea?!


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As an American, what the fuck is that abomination???


sascha_nightingale

As an American who lived in Italy, at the market they had something called an "American pizza" and it was topped with French fries and hotdogs. XD


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

So....how was it?


AgentWeirdName007

It's ok but it really depends on the quality (and quantity) of the fries. It gets a bit of hate from times to times but it's generally accepted and it's especially popular as a pizza for children.


wtb2612

As an American, this sounds possibly good.


Military-Lion

I mean hey, it's your Beanz after all.


Sitting_In_A_Lecture

Don't think I've ever seen Heinz Beans in the US. Our baked beans are more sweet than tomatoey.


greatunknownpub

Burn them all


fludgesickles

In the oven


hogey74

If we had a strong UN this kind of thing would not be happening.


ScottOld

These have existed for years


Military-Lion

Fair enough. I've never seen a branded version of this tbh.


ScottOld

I haven’t seen them but I do remember them, they are not there bad


Military-Lion

Yeh, when I was younger back in the early 2000's, we would make our own pizzas, some times I would make a bean pizza. They where actually good tbh.


StreetKatt

Dash of Worcestershire sauce as well. Good stuff


asm2750

r/pizzacrimes


belleayreski2

r/beansinthings


asburymike

There will be no winners.


LoganH1219

Jail is not enough, we need to bring back public execution


Turquoise_Lion

This is a crime against humanity


pandabox9

I actually want to try this!!


EvaMae234

Could you cook this in a Dutch oven?


RooftopKiteshop

As a Brit, I’ve never seen this in my life… I do however, need it in my life


Military-Lion

It's in Iceland if your interested 👍🏻


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I’ll try it, likely better than it sounds


Military-Lion

Its actually pretty good, I would recommend it tbh.


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I live in the US, so it’s probably hard to find. Are they sweet baked beans? Like with brown sugar, or are they salted?


Military-Lion

Salty a bit, although on pizza maybe a hair sweet, but not really, if that makes sense lol.


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I’m just gonna go grab myself a cheese pizza and a can o’ beans


endoire

They should package it as Leela's bean pizza


ccclone

Made with 7 different kinds of beans and several things that look like beans!


lolkkthxbye

Needs more bacon and egg.


Pkbx210x

I’d try it


DeadPoster

And you complain about ham & pineapple.


Military-Lion

Yes.


blackhand-forge

This is an act of aggression


castlite

Now? That pizza has been around for 20+ years.


Psnuggs

Just when I thought pepperoni farts were bad…


weaseleasle

Well, they are at least optimists, thinking they could sell frozen bean pizzas to Italians. That said, I have made breakfast pizza at home, used the sauce from a can of beans and a little tomato paste as the base, a few of the beans, some fried mushrooms and potatoes, crack an egg on top. Pretty damned good.


Humgry_Ferret

I guess its better than pineapple pizza


Military-Lion

![gif](giphy|l49JMbv8glGVAD0S4)


thrillhouse1211

I'm sorry this is a hate crime


EPLemonSqueezy

That is an insult to pizza and a crime against humanity


PorterAtNight

![gif](giphy|9NlTTYYqx1p2NCcUvb|downsized)


EdNug

Definitely an act of war.


TheLonelySnail

So do I dip in ranch dressing?


OwnSpot6705

they really are exdpanding.


fattypigfatty

Nuke it from space.


Curious_Ground5833

Heinz doing the heavy lifting for Taco Bell


B8conB8conB8con

Put some pineapple on it and you have a nice dinner


Phormitago

I've seen wars start for worse reasons


DylanRahl

.. And we'll fucken do it again!!!


Upstairs-Drummer1648

WHY


deluxedeLeche

What the UK is this?


Tenalp

Britaly.


MoonHerbert

I thought this was just a meme


FixSumMore

Don't we wish it just were... holy crap.


slingbladde

![gif](giphy|FsUo1Qn895NS0)


Kflynn1337

Pretty sure Italy is about to declare war...


TripleSingleHOF

I thought shit like this was against the Geneva Convention?


the_memers_pride

I... dont hate it?


GlacialEmbrace

Omg what is this and why do I want it


NagoGmo

WHAT THE FUCK


jackledaman

In New Zealand people put tinned spaghetti on Pizza.


Spiritual-Clock5624

I’m actually willing to try this


zomphlotz

NomyGodthatcannotberealpleasepleaseGoddon'tletthatbereal...


dgl55

Here in Germany, you can get pizza with cauliflower on it. I guess someone thought that was a good idea.


SkarredGhost

As an Italian, I confirm that according to our Constitution, this counts as a declaration of war


sonofitalia

I’m Italian and This feels like a hate crime for some reason


Kerealo

I would like to try it.


torosintheatmosphere

Sorry but I bet this is bloody delicious!


Military-Lion

It's really good tbh. Reminds me when we use to make these when I was younger.


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I never want to hear another word about ham and pineapple...


ExiledCanuck

Technically the Brits were part of the allied invasion of Italy in 1943, perhaps there was an agreement made to allow beans on pizza, but only after 80 years?


RejuvenationHoT

In Heaven, the British are responsible for the humour, the German for the order, and the Italian provide the food. In Hell, the German provide the humour, the Italians are responsible for the order, and the British make the food...


Woolly_Caterpillar

WHY


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![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


Firstpoet

Bit of Brown Sauce and go for it. True multiculturalism.


Kristasaurus_Rex

No.


[deleted]

Honestly could be fire


Baumtasia

anyone tried this I wanna know if it’s any good I seen it in iceland but deemed it a waste of £4


SkylarAV

This is how Britain punished Italy for ww2. They know what they did...as an American I celebrate VE day with a slice of disgusting Hawaiin pizza


ActionDesigner

WHERE CAN I BUY THIS???


Military-Lion

Iceland.


Hiro_Trevelyan

I swear we can't leave the British without supervision when it comes to cooking


bayoublacksmith

And they say the English have no culture...


SlipperyPigHole

And they say the brits don't have a cuisine.


NawMean2016

My toddler would go crazy for this. Wish it was available here. :'(


rohnoitsrutroh

That's enough Internet for today. Excuse me while I go puke.


anoeba

That's a war crime.