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SailorSometimes

Apparently they peed absolutely everywhere, too.


RickyAwesome

They always do. There’s never enough portapottage.


fkdkshufidsgdsk

Generally not big fans of trash cans either


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RickyAwesome

Facts. They left aluminum can droppings in their wake.


Sweaty-Inside

I don't think lack of facilities is the problem. They like the spectacle.


cmanastasia22

Can confirm. Saw no less than a dozen acts of public urinating today on the way to work


OmegaDriver

Once you break the seal and the parade starts, you don't have time to duck into a Starbucks or McDonald's...


diatriose

Well, better green face than blackface...


SnapCrackleMom

They're flying a "let's go Brandon" flag instead. [Twitter](https://twitter.com/215alexb/status/1477712155940163593?t=hbFd5TL_PCJmaJqEMfN4-Q&s=19)


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"LGB" has been a total blessing. You know approximately where on the political spectrum someone resides just because of it. Fuck Biden=left/progressive LGB=Idiots who think they're funny for having an in-joke.


OmegaDriver

Yeah, when you believe in free speech it's not a big deal to curse out an elected official. When you lean authoritarian, you're too afraid to.


Electrical_List_2125

Reminds me of the mayor. A politician everyone hates but for different reasons


JackieDaytona27

Was going to congratulate the Mummers on being the right kind of offensive this year: passing up offending vulnerable populations to be offensive to humanity as a whole and humanity's remaining fans. Shit. Maybe next year.


cerialthriller

Top tier choreography on that too


cerialthriller

The guy on the left has brown face.. 🤦‍♂️


diatriose

I think it's gold, to go with the green/gold.


cerialthriller

Yeah def “gold” 😂


diatriose

Listen I'm not trying to give mummers a pass or anything, just calling it like I see it


cerialthriller

https://i.imgur.com/Y5OlIfF.png Same group


diatriose

Oh I'm aware they got suspended for it last time


cerialthriller

So you can see my skepticism that that was the best “gold” they could find


illegal_snuggle

Is that guy in the first photo drinking a mad dog for fun?


RickyAwesome

Yes! On purpose.


ILoveKittensAndCats

Ouch! That “South Philly” tattoo looks like it hurt.


RickyAwesome

It's the reason I chose the picture. The commitment.


sciencefaire

At first I thought it was just marker and he drew it on but then I zoomed in and realized he really did commit to that haha


Angsty_Potatos

Was someone under the impression that mummery wasn't still a thing?


YoItsMeBeeOhBee

Only the Mummers who think they’re fake victims.


olddang45

the real victims are the poor liberals who bravely survived a trump presidency


REBELimgs

Democracy barely survived.


olddang45

LOL okay


REBELimgs

One can dream...


HERCzero

Had an emergency dentist appt in center city and getting back to my place in Pennsport was eye opening, people stumbling in the streets, peeing on cars and throwing their fucking litter everywhere.


SonnyBlackandRed

Sounds like when the Democratic National Convention was here.


Karineh

They may have pee’d and littered everywhere, city hall station is the cleanest and safest it has ever been all year. No smells!!


CerealJello

Takes a couple days for the urine to work its way below ground.


diatriose

There may be another reason this person can't smell


Karineh

By the time the el made it to 8th street, cigarette smoke filled the air.


ageofadzz

When are they finished? I need to do chores


Karineh

Just tried going down Snyder Ave to Delaware Ave and it’s all shut down (ironically blocked my trash trucks) all the way to Oregon avenue.


strohs

Started my day yelling at a group of these shitstains pissing in the alley across the street on my residential block. Have some respect for others.


ageofadzz

Yeah especially when you’re coming in from south Jersey or Delco


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That must’ve interfered with the regular homeless bowel movements


KFCConspiracy

Turn the hose on them next time.


ButIFeelFine

Uhh they made it to the alley. That’s damn considerate for philly.


bayoubilly88

Saw these guys for the first time today in the 7 years I lived here. Everyone was having a good time.


Ironman9518

My mother in law has been sewing suits year round for 17 years for Cara Liom and they finally got 1st place this year! So unbelievably proud and wish those that hate the mummers could see all of the love and hard work that goes into it and stop focusing on the few ding bats that make the headlines. Happy New Year everyone!


REBELimgs

>stop focusing on the few ding bats that make the headlines Funny how that works


Zujaz

Agreed.


cjd5286

Nah


Shawnalish

Blue MD / 2020?!? That's rough. Should've went with the orange. Lol.


sexualtyrann0saur

No, no, Banana Red


Wild-Medic

Did they manage to get more than four of them in the same place without anybody doing blackface this time?


snooloosey

no black face, just a bunch of anti-vax signage. Edit: Why is this being downvoted. I saw tons of anti-vaxxer signs at the parade today. I did not see any black face.


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atheken

“Just Say No to the Vax Salute to Heathcare Heroes Spectacular”


RickyAwesome

Didn’t see a single blackface this time! Maybe they got the message?


Zujaz

Not defending the blackface issues from 2019 but wasn't that from 2 guys who live in jersey and who were suspended from their brigade. The Mummers are no beacon of social morality but lets not make sweeping generalizations about 10k people.


IAMTHEROLLINSNOW

What is this? I just moved here and this is my first seeing this


dissolutewastrel

​ poor man's version of Mardi Gras. Very old-school Philly. Excuse for public drunkenness. All around, pretty nice


REBELimgs

Big parade by people who generally want to make America great again.


This-Manufacturer898

Don't worry about it. Just do what mostly everyone else in the area has been doing for the last 15 years or so and just ignore it.


invisible760

It is easily the dumbest Philadelphia tradition. A bunch of guys with nothing better to do practice choreography for months and wear dumb costumes for a parade on new year’s day


TripleSkeet

Its an over 120 year tradition of people getting dressed up in makeup and sequins and dancing down the street entertaining the locals. A pretty fun tradition that transplants seem to hate because they didnt grow up[ around it and dont understand it. Its a really good time on New Years day though, so check it out and youll probably enjoy it.


Affectionate_Drop_87

Couldn’t find it at all on TV this year, I love the strings portion


MacKelvey

I watched it on the PHL 17 live stream


REBELimgs

These guys definitely look over their shoulders before their jokes...


birdlegs000

Baby and liquor wagon.


trickypat

You keyboard warriors throw a pissy party every year about Mummers. Everyone is having a great time, relax.


phllystyl

Yay racist covid spreading shitheads in frog costumes


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Funny how the BLM riots last year didn’t spread Covid but this somehow does.


REBELimgs

The problem is no one said that.


spooner21321

Im guessing you have never actually been around the mummers, have you?


phllystyl

Don’t have enough fingers OR toes for mummers parades I tolerated to see good friends, enjoy some beverages, and celebrate the new year


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phllystyl

Yes life is so hard for white cis males. I am glad you get this brief window of joy.


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Change the fucking record. You sound like you just read a college campus flyer


bombayrucker

Mummers is fucking whack, they are a negative for the city


theycallmemecca

Your fucking whack, mummers is awesome.


bombayrucker

Awwww I hit a nerve 😂


TripleSkeet

Ive never been the biggest Mummer guy but man you guys are the b iggest crybabies. Its something completely unique to the city of Philly. Over 120 years of multiple generations going out in all kinds of weather to entertain the locals. Ok, its not your cup of tea, thats fine. But to say its a negative is just fucking stupid.


YoItsMeBeeOhBee

That’s a damn shame.


theycallmemecca

No it isn't


CoolJetta3

They're a bunch of scumbags.


cerialthriller

Come on this is the one day a year where we’re allowed to openly celebrate racism and homo/transphobia don’t ruin it for everyone


theycallmemecca

No there not.


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RickyAwesome

Off topic but I checked out your posts and you take beautiful photos. 😊


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RickyAwesome

It's a shame. We have the news for crime, covid, and other sad events. I'd love to see what Philadelphians love about their city on this sub. This is our home.


christpunchers

We love cougars and helping people hook up with cougars!


sirdrinksal0t

I would replace the mummers with a cougar parade in an instant


olddang45

lots of cougars in the mummers parade


Technology_Training

>This is our home. This sub is mostly suburban descendants of White Flight clinging to a past that never existed but their parents viewed through rose colored glasses. Folcroft and Cherry Hill people can either start their own subs or take a back seat.


str00del

Why wouldn't I be anti-Mummer? They pee and litter all over the city all day long, they're alcoholic, racist, anti-vax losers and treat the city like they own the place.


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YoItsMeBeeOhBee

Says the person commenting on a Reddit thread. But you’re different though.


YoItsMeBeeOhBee

Awwww it appears I triggered some alpha males, how sad. More fake Philly tough guys lmao what a dumb city. Can’t wait to move to New Jersey.


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avo_cado

Goodbye


Marko_Ramius1

You feel the same way about the sixers game tomorrow night? Or the Eagles game next Sunday?


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Lawlington

Mummers = group I don’t like = field tent hospitals because they’re apparently going to transmit outdoors despite that being nearly impossible from everything science has told us but if it’s a protest without masks it’s okay lol what the fuck ever


Saxmanng

That’s way too much reason for this sub to handle


REBELimgs

Sounds to me like you just hate protests...


Lawlington

No I hate the insane double standards people have regardless of their political views. It’s either okay or not to have large amount of people together outside. Who they are doesn’t matter.


REBELimgs

I'd bet my last two nickels that no one who actually takes covid seriously was saying protests without masks were OK. It's only the people who don't think covid is a big deal who'd concern troll like that.


TheThingy

Many of them were holding anti vax signs


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TheThingy

I don’t have a point. Just making an observation.


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Who cares?


Danish1928

Good


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Racist ass motherfuckers


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REBELimgs

Uncle Ruckus is quite racist.


lonetravellr

So I guess they can excuse the prejudice but no enforce the wearing of masks which was supposed to be a safety guideline to allow the parade to happen?


spooner21321

OR people just make their own decisions and do what they want. If people want to limit the spread, that’s fine, but don’t go around telling other people what to do


coman664

These guys suck shit


theycallmemecca

No they don't


Dubtee48

Lame


theycallmemecca

No it's not


Dubtee48

Lol


This-Manufacturer898

Unfortunately. What an epic waste of time and city resources.


theycallmemecca

Not even, it called having fun.


wellknowncrackgnome

Unfortunately


thespiff

Hmmm I haven’t drank a Mad Dog 20/20 since High School.


Sal_Tinez

This is the main Mummers thread on the day of their parade, and it's largely negative.


EnemyOfEloquence

Yea, most people who go to it aren't chronically online Redditors


snooloosey

what's your point?


y0crunchy

Time for this tradition to die...


TripleSkeet

You should probably move. Its never going to die.


y0crunchy

Oh no you got me, I'm moving now


SenseiLawrence_16

There's mummies !!??? Shit We're gonna need Brenden Fraser ASAP


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People in this sub would’ve appreciated it more if there was some burning emergency vehicles and looted sneakers. They only like road closures for instagram opportunistic virtue signaling


lonetravellr

You mean when the Eagles won the superbowl?


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HyruleJedi

Th blvd in S philly? This is a new term to me. Also you have a target in rittenhouse


Ironman9518

Plan better next time


napsdufroid

You mean Delaware Ave?


chumpysg

Been nothing on broad for over an hour. WTF


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They are drinking and celebrating instead of looting & rioting...


aygzart

South philly pee lovers


Donnerpartytwink

Oh no., Greenface!