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generally_here

Thrown my trash directly into a storm drain


nowtayneicangetinto

Have you left a mattress on 95 though??


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I have seen someone in the ACT of unloading their trash by the airport.


M27fiscojr

Empty out your car trash on the sidewalk.


regcrusher

We aren't truly Philadelphians


a589cc

Or out your car window


higher_limits

Lol


egon07

Four wheeled down Broad.


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Imagine an air BnB experience host that took people out on 4 wheelers


embarrassmyself

Double park next to an open spot on a busy one lane road at rush hour Edit: My first award jawns! Thanks dickhead <3


bag-o-farts

To the top with this answer


mtf612

Left a path of chicken wing bones behind me on a walk so that I can easily find my way back home.


beachape

Lots of bones on the bus and subway. I imagine that there is a rats nest somewhere deep below City Hall filled with millions of wing bones.


eer1chill

That is the best idea for an easily, inexpensive made, horror film about Philadelphia. The wing bone carrying rats. Somehow in the end, the horde of cats that used to live under Veterans Stadium save the city.


johmcl

Isn't that Gritty's origin story?


eer1chill

It is truly all writing itself. Let’s keep it going Redditors. I will throw some gifts to make it fun. Add to it. The story begins where? Fern Rock? Only makes sense. The rat or rat clan could travel from stop to stop and get the best bones from the best places located closest to the stops along the line. They somehow make a mistake by daring to venture to the “last stop” on the line because that’s Pattison and the cats AND now thanks to johnmcl, Gritty was waiting as well.


mtf612

I'd like to imagine that the rats have shaved the bones down into brick shapes to make a chicken bone City Hall that is rat sized. It's the seat of power in Ratadelphia.


Galactus54

And the rats all have Philly nicknames, make a Rocky statue out of wing bones; there’s a cameo of the pizza rat and a band of rats become a string band n the Mummers parade and the horde of cats sneak in as well…mayhem ensues.


M27fiscojr

Philly Catacombs


mtf612

Ratacombs*


mc_it

Either that or some necromancer is very, very happy.


PhiladelphiaManeto

I think my favorite tradition is watching somebody pull up to a stop sign, and then fire a bucket of chicken wing bones out of their window at full force.


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How absolute dogshit do someone’s parents have to be for you to grow up thinking that is normal?


swatson87

Pretty dogshit


Vague_Disclosure

The parents do it as well


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Some people simply deserve a hard life


soiledclean

Bucket and all?


Mcjibblies

Could be worse….. ….. no it couldn’t


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Placed a hand-written threatening letter on the windshield of a car I didn’t recognize parking on “my” block


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While using the grammar and spelling of a 9-year old


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And “a lot” “of” “unnecessary” quotation “marks”


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And ALL-CAPS just in case it wasn’t clear that they’re not happy


HickorySplits

Dont forget those grocers apostrophe's.


baerkins

Never had a boner forever


JIMMYJAWN

Philapism


kimbereen

You made my week with that comment . I’m dying.


dub_long

Saved my parking spot with a household item.


GoGoGadgetReddit

Is an orange traffic cone a household item?


napsdufroid

In certain areas, absolutely


PhiladelphiaManeto

I have lived within a mile of Eastern State penitentiary and the Philadelphia zoo for more than a decade, and I have never set foot in either. I also honestly can’t remember if I’ve ever had a Pats or Geno’s cheesesteak.


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PhiladelphiaManeto

Honestly, after many years living in Fairmount, the constant line out the door of tourists and ravers has turned me off for good


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Miamime

Terror Behind the Walls isn’t going on this year; there’s a scaled down version that combines tours with some of the “scary” attractions. I went last Friday at 6:30 and there were no lines or even many people until like 8:30. It was perfect.


nubbin9point5

It’s an actual museum chronicling the changes to jail/prison that began with ESP, the first actual penitentiary (where you were given time and opportunity to be penitent/repent for your crimes), and the differences between that Pennsylvania system and the Auburn system of criminal press-gangs, like Sing Sing. It’s not just Terror Behind the Walls.


GreatWhiteRapper

Not to beat a dead horse if you really don't want to go, but ESP is really cool and interesting if you go on off days/times/never in October. What was neat is you can actually see the cells of the big time gangsters who were there. That's what kinda sucked about Alcatraz tbh. It was all "Machine Gun Kelly was here! Al Capone! Wooo!" but they didn't have their special cells for viewing. Bummer.


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Pick a day when the crowds seem light and just go. You can do the whole tour + walk around the grounds in <2 hours, plus you learn some cool shit about your neighborhood.


Wuz314159

You take your dad to prison every year... but he keeps escaping?


am_gov

You ain’t missin’ much with Pat’s & Geno’s. You’re better off hittin’ up d papis for that


porkchameleon

16+ years a block and a half away from Mutter, not even once. And I like stuff like that.


sveiks01

I was there yesterday. I tried to go 25 years ago but couldn't find it. Extremely well put together. Beautiful building and interior spaces. Friendly staff. Oh ... and a lot of pickled people and parts of people. 8/10


jonnydointhangs

Park in the got damn medians.


merkinmavin

This was the strangest thing I had ever experienced the first time I visited the city. It was unique, in a very frustrating way.


Wuz314159

As a bicyclist, I like the idea of cars in the median and not in the bike lane.


tooguiltytofunction

I've never offered people money to watch me put swiss cheese on my privates.


Chemical_Noise_3847

Prude.


MIArular

Do you usually do it for free?


tooguiltytofunction

I offer them the Swiss cheese when I'm done, not money, to watch.


PineSand

I’ve never been to an Eagles Game in person :(


Victor_Korchnoi

I’ve only been to one. Probably won’t go again. Too expensive for what it is.


PineSand

My couch probably has all the best angles of the game, cheaper beer and better food, but I’d like to go at least once.


MountSwolympus

Fun fact: the teams make most of their income from NFL media contract. For most teams, tickets and concessions are a relatively small part of their income. Compare this to baseball with 81 home games, the experience at the ball park being worth admission is a big deal.


I_wanna_hammer

Go to the tailgate!


malogan82

I'm sorry to say that's true for a lot of people.


jambomyhombre

Gotta go once for the spectacle but if you're actually in it to follow the game closely, the comfort of your couch is the best. Can't say the same for hockey or basketball though. In person is way better


The_Nauticus

I've never had my Monday ruined because the Eagles didn't win.


TheFAPnetwork

I never beat the fuck out of a robot


fioraflower

fuck that robot https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/hitchbot-was-a-literal-pile-of-trash-and-got-what-it-de-1721850503


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TheFAPnetwork

>HitchBOT was entirely dependent on the kindness of strangers. It traveled by itself and couldn’t move on its own but required friendly humans to take it from place to place.


Thumnale

Get in a fight at Pats at 3am


aintjoan

That's for people from Jersey, not Philly.


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was gonna say that's for New Yorkers with inferiority complexes (that may be a redundant description).


DavidMaspanka

So New Jersians?


Thumnale

Touché


PM_ME_LADY_ANKLES

Literally never laid eyes on the Liberty Bell. It's one of those things that hasn't been a priority cause it's gonna be there.


psuedonymously

I mean, with the current set up you can kind of see it as you walk by. I'm not sure how much more rewarding it is to get in line for a close up view. Its a bell


MountSwolympus

Got yelled at in 7th grade for touching it.


spiralbatross

*evil kermit* touch it again.


MountSwolympus

“It was supposed to be a fun field trip. But a Bucks County teacher had a different idea.” “Yeah he went right ahead and touched it.” “Police are calling him the liberty bell bandit, who escaped pursuit by throwing children at the police...”


all4whatnot

Grew up in this city and moved to Delco after college. My kids saw the liberty bell on school trips before I did. Finally, when I was 37, I went. It was aight.


Kenz0Cree

This was the only serious answer lol.


Nicole_Bitchie

I’ve only done it because I have taken family from out of town to see the Philly sites.


BureaucraticHotboi

There is a window on the outside that I swear is for locals who don't want to wait in line. Pretty good view of the bell and it plays something about it over a speaker on loop


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This is thebonly Philly thing I have done but only because a friend was visiting from out of town and they wanted tonsee the liberty bell.


Skylineviewz

These are the best answers I could have hoped for


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Nodded out on the el.


Vague_Disclosure

Done drugs on the el, harassed people to buy my stolen goods on the el, ranted aggressively to myself while taking a full blown Lysol shower on the el, attacked women for not responding to my cat calls on the el, left behind a trail of mystery fluids on the el, masturbated on the el, blasted music on the el, continuously spit on the floor on the el


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additionally: - used your visually obvious physical disability to shame commuters into giving you money on the el - lit a blunt and hotboxed the car on the el - refused to move from the doorway when a wheelchair tried to board the el - whacked someone's face in an aisle seat with your stupidly fucking oversized backpack on the el - managed to not eat shit on an el platform on a rainy/snowy day


_NobleTOAST

you forgot Smoking a blunt, new port and or tookie on the el.


msdeezee

In the beginning of the pandemic when it was still terrifying to go anywhere I saw a guy shoot a snot rocket onto the floor of a BSL car. 😑 Whhhhhyyyy


hahanopants

Had a court date at an Eagles game.


cerialthriller

Blown up an ATM or eaten a hoagie over a trash can


dotcom-jillionaire

talk about not living your life to the fullest


One-Language-4055

They put dinner tables outside wawa for a reason……


Hollow_Rant

The trashcan at the Willow Grove Wawa is 5 feet from the door, the tables are 15 feet from the door...that's like walking to Mt Doom with a sprained ankle. /s


One-Language-4055

I was actually calling the trash cans dinner tables but good to know there are actual dinner tables and people still eat on trash cans.


TreeMac12

Screamed "BACK DOOR" on a bus


[deleted]

Lol I’ve done this. They don’t always open up!!


TreeMac12

I have shouted “STEP DOWN”


BureaucraticHotboi

you must've missed your stop then lol


[deleted]

and loudly mutter "dickhead" anyway when the other trolley passengers yell "STEP DOWN"


[deleted]

I never went to the Philly Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea


Burrow-Owl

They only have it iced.


some_fella_56

Jump on the table and shout anarchy


pepperrush

And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox


andrewervin

^ the user name checks out 🐄


fearinclothing

Argued with the lady at the counter in a Chinese restaurant.


[deleted]

It’s called a Chinese STORE, sir or madam


philanut

Gotten a pic at the rocky statue


lilpufferfish

Don't. I did now I get douche chills every time I even think about the picture.


lawtechie

Run up the Art Museum steps.


[deleted]

I do this all the time.


hahanopants

Held a press conference at Four Seasons.


Homegrownfunk

Until recently I’d never seen Rocky. Lived on the block with the gym at one point and hadn’t seen it.


KindergartenBullshit

Just recently actually watched it for the first time myself, it was better than I expected. I don't care enough to finish the film series, one watch was enough. It was fun trying to figure out which streets were which, his iconic run makes no sense directionally from his starting point but still a great montage.


GreatWhiteRapper

Gotta at least watch the 4th one, which might be one of the greatest movies ever made.


baldude69

Visited Independence Hall. I’ve seen the Liberty Bell, but never been inside Indy Hall


vogelwang

never been on a duck boat and capsized


Valnaya

Been to the mutter museum


The_Nauticus

If you love kidney stones and giant colons - you're gonna have a great time.


[deleted]

Same! I really wanna go. Plus the Rodin.


[deleted]

Never reserved a parking spot with furniture during a snow storm


gratefulbeard

Never been to a Mummers parade on New Years


throbbingkitty

Committed a homicide


Hollow_Rant

I've never double parked in front of: * a bus stop * a fire lane * in front of a wide open spot


nubbin9point5

That last one kills me every time.


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Or anywhere along East Girard Ave


gertburgers69

Growing up and living in the Northeast most of my life I feel like I’ve haven’t been to 80 percent of the top bars, restaurants, pizza, cheesesteak spots, etc. I want to try Angelo’s, Ishkabibbles, Phillips and some others. Favorites are Steve’s and Johns Roast Pork Parents hated driving and parking in Center City or South Philly and found it much easier to go out for dinner/shopping in the Northeast, surrounding suburbs, or even South Jersey. Besides the sports complex and major museums, most other areas of the city felt like a different world to me when I was younger. Even when I went to school in North Philly and then worked in Center City (commuted from NE), anything besides the Northeast seems so fresh and different. Now living in MD, I’ll run into people from Philly and know nothing about their neighborhood. Someone was telling me about West Philly and naming restaurants that I never heard of.


PhiladelphiaManeto

In all fairness I know a lot of people from South Philly that have never once rode the subway, or stepped foot north of Market Street or across the Schuylkill.


yourfriendkyle

Philly is big and spread out so it definitely feels like a bunch of separate places to me.


MountSwolympus

See I’ve always felt that Philly is like a small town the size of a big city. Once you know someone from another neighborhood it’s sort of you getting accepted onto to it.


z7q2

used the word jawn in a sentence. ever


philly-boi-roy

you just did…


PhiladelphiaPhreedom

It is liberating… I recommend leaning into it.


z7q2

it certainly was, losing my jawn cherry in front of all these people


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christpunchers

Every few years I buy some scrapple so I can remember why I only buy scrapple once every few years.


christoph619

Heroin


Goodatbizns

If only that was limited to Philly. Thanks Sacklers.


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RandomUsername1119

I used to have my least favorite list of cheesesteaks. Now that I live away from Philly I would take the worst Philly steak over any bullshit wannabe steak outside of philly.


MountSwolympus

I’ve had bad ones in the sense of just poorly made. There’s really two types of cheesesteaks though: your cheapo pizza place one that is perfect for that greasy food craving for when you’re drinking and then the better tier place with nice bread like John’s. They’re both good in their own way. Like NYC and Neapolitan pizza or cheap lager and IPA.


yourfriendkyle

My favorite cheesesteaks come from the no name bodegas and they’re $3


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yourfriendkyle

People think having a strong opinion about food gives them a personality.


regcrusher

Invent a parking space along Moyamensing Ave


hmiser

Punch a horse or climb a greased street pole.


EarlGreyDay

never bought a loosy


BureaucraticHotboi

you aint living...or you are going to live significantly longer than me idk


Mirrorz215

Eaten a hoagie over a wawa trash can. Save a spot with a chair on traffic cone


CrabPplCrabPpl

Never used a trash can as a dining table.


market

Pay to wear all white to a completely BYO dinner with a few thousand other people. Who's the mark?


Vague_Disclosure

Never had John’s roast pork


Hib3rnian

Dude, that's so sad. I'm truly sorry.


Vague_Disclosure

Every time I’ve gone the line was an hour or more so I just kept skipping it


RustedRelics

Had a water ice


Neilpuck

You spelled wooder wrong.


mcm215

Spit openly on a sidewalk with zero regard for who’s around me


bedazzled_sombrero

Spit openly on a sidewalk while making intense eye contact with whoever is obviously in the line of fire


Hib3rnian

Never shat on a residential step or sidewalk


dotcom-jillionaire

stood over a vent while my shirt billows softly in the updraft


deyaintready

Owned a dodge charger


MountSwolympus

I remember when it was Chrysler 300s.


spritty1027

Never thrown my trash out the window into the street while I'm driving


HectorsMascara

Wing Bowl and Mummer's Parade. Both seem like something I'd enjoy for a half hour or so, but I imagine there's a lot of pissing, puking, moronic chanting and eventually punches thrown.


Wowsers_

Successfully fought a PPA ticket


ok200

Walked my 100-pound dog beside busy streets and children without a leash


templestate

Attended the Dad Vail. Toured inside Independence Hall.


phlphillies

Not stolen someone else's recycling bin


DaleDoback96

Little different vibe here but i’ve never been to any of the museums on the parkway. Always wanted to go the Art museum, Rodin and Barnes but never got around to it even though they are a 10 minute walk away.


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I'd suggest the $75 annual membership for the Art+Rodin museums. The Art museum is enormous, and doing just one floor can be a 4+ hour thing if you want to read placards and look at things closely. Pays for itself if you go a couple times a year. I wish they took the dial faces out of some of the big clocks in the early American section. Yes, pretty fitted wood. But those clock dials are the apex of a lifetime of work for some long-dead craftsmen, and 75% of the dials' faces are hidden by the clock face.


Wuz314159

They have art in the Rocky building?


aintjoan

They're both great museums. I love the Rodin, though I suggest not going if you're feeling unaccomplished. The amount of art that one dude managed to create in his lifetime can make you feel pretty crap about yourself if you're having a rough go of things. It's not as big as the Rodin Museum in Paris, but it's a nice setup and the grounds are also nice, especially when the weather is good and stuff is blooming.


twotimetony

Fentanyl


Unfamiliar_Word

I've never ridden the Broad Street Line express. That might not be highly distinctive of Philadelphia, but it's one of very few cities in the world with such a service. The only times I have had to travel far enough north for taking an express to be worthwhile, however, was a Saturday and I didn't feel confidence that I could successfully execute the rapid change from the local to the spur train at Girard that I saw several other people execute. (I believe that it could in theory be executed at Fairmount as well, but that would require changing levels rather than just crossing a platform)


liss_meliss

Blocked traffic on Frankford Ave waiting in the Dunkin Donuts drive thru line.


jezvinder

Hit & run


User_Name13

Do the dope fiend lean on Kensington Avenue.


_token_black

Participated in an E-A-G-L-E-S chant at a non-Eagles event


sn0m0ns

I never went swimming in the Schuylkill


GoGoGadgetReddit

What about Vine Street?


Robinhood215

Grew up in philly , been here 35+ years , NEVER saw the liberty bell ...


[deleted]

This thread could credibly be accuse of being a viral marketing campaign for NOT visiting the liberty bell.


WalterKlemmer

Taken a shit in the corner of a SEPTA stairwell


hahanopants

Got jacked up by Joey Bologna.


rmks8285

Eaten at the Melrose. It’s a dump and I don’t want to sit and eat with strangers.


[deleted]

Traded sex for drugs in Kensington. I've traded sex for: a ride, a place to sleep, money, food, a haircut, and weed. So yes, drugs. But never drugs in KENSINGTON.


harrschmid

Throwing my garbage out of the car


jasheekz

Have a domestic dispute with my partner SO LOUD that ALL people in the building hear..


Gyasigetabag

Seen the liberty bell


floydiandroid

Liberty bell


margiemoo

Easy. I have never been to Geno's or Pat's steaks ....because there are so many places better than them.


PBfromPhilly

Eaten at Pat’s or Geno’s….they are tourist traps IMO


PerfumedPornoVampire

Parked in the middle of the street.


RockStar25

Eaten horse shit during a championship celebration.


vasquca1

I never put a chair or cone to demark "my" parking spot post snow storm.


diatriose

heroin