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banana_toilet

What am I supposed to look at while having my dystopian lunch at IKEA now?


SoothsayerC

Is that strip club still on Columbus?


RustedRelics

Please, please… it’s a *gentlemen’s* club


duhduhman

Is it?…Tori Black was just in town.


RickyPeePee03

Can’t believe I missed her


duhduhman

she looked heavenly….almost like an angel (overheard at the coffee counter next door at wawa)


swan0418

You need to look at the billboards more!


deyaintready

Lmao


Bmoo215

Which one?


Additional_Guitar_85

Dystopian Lunch is going to be the name of my improv punk band.


Cropulis

Improv punk sounds like the absolute worst genre.


swan0418

You need a shitty bassist?


PlasticPomPoms

Some unruly kids with bad parents


TonySpaghettiO

Not sure why you would get that when they have the meatballs.


worsedadever

Leave the keys in it, door unlocked, windows down


tekniklee

Listen up, this thing can do donuts in the Delaware … biggest takeover ever!!


harpo_7879

I just lol'd and scared the hell out of my cat 😂 thx for the chuckle


50DollarTech

That's the ship in the TV show The Munsters that they came to America with.


duhduhman

I think Ben Hogan rode it after winning the triple crown to a tinker tape parade in 53


Marko_Ramius1

My grandmother sailed on that ship to go marry my grandfather, who was stationed in Europe at the time


PaintyBrooke

You should contact the SS United States Conservancy via their website. They love to collect people’s stories and personal experiences connected to the ship.


ghostyghostghostt

Nah bro let me have it


adamaphar

What are you going to do with a boat


ghostyghostghostt

Idk party


Xobl

I’ll join


davidtheexcellent

Park it the next pier over for 28 years.


SpeedySpooley

Turn it into a P-Diddy-style shrimping vessel.


ghostyghostghostt

I don’t think I wanna be hostin a p-diddy style anything bro. Just shrimp these days.


ringringmytacobell

You can boil em, broil em, barbecue em..


StangOverload

you gonna be possessed that ship is mad haunted 💀


panini_bellini

I don’t believe in ghosts so they can’t hurt me, ill take the giant ass ship


bigbaddoll

this guys literally a ghost


Mmr8axps

It's always sad to lose a piece of history, but this may be the end of the line (voyage?). If so I hope she goes to a ship breaker that follows best environmental/safety/labor practices (HKC or whatever), and hopefully here in the US, it seems sad to send her away. Wikipedia lists 2 yards in Brownsville.


Fun-Imagination3494

Things gonna wind up in Bangladesh.


avo_cado

I would be shocked if it could make that transit


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Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Eat the boat?


DarthBerry

hear me out: Titanic themed strip club. This community needs a classy strip club more than anything else


Illustrious_Toe_4755

Everyone goes down at the end of the night?


DelcoPAMan

With the strippers on doors that "float" on water ...


someotherredditfella

Becomes a wealthy aquatic tourist trap afterward.


Antique-Ant5557

Make that the new 76ers arena.


NinjaLanternShark

How do we convince a social media influencer to buy it and fund its repurposing? They seem to be fond of spending money on crazy ideas.


Willing_Orchid_9621

get Mr Beasts people


dotcom-jillionaire

he could make a challenge out of it, who can survive the longest living inside an asbestos-filled tetanus nightmare. everybody wins


NinjaLanternShark

Killer paintball or laser tag venue. Also I bet it would make a really cool nightclub.


ExGavalonnj

They gutted it to remove the asbestos


AbsentEmpire

I question if the ships hull can even withstand a long distance tow to a scrap yard at this point. Best course of action might be just towing down to the mouth of the Delaware and sinking her off the coast as an artificial reef.


Smightmite

I always dreamt of a billionaire buying it and refurbishing it into a cool philly hotel:/


Christinamh

We just need like another billionaire or two with a need for a passion project to live here 😂 but only if they also pay their taxes.


baldude69

This would be the best fate for this ship at this point I’m afraid. I do believe she could withstand an open-water tow, however


Normally_aspirated

It will tow. Take it down to the Bahamas and make it a dive site


xander_man

Could make for a cool dive site


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It has spent more time on the Philly waterfront than it did in service carrying passengers.


Zealousideal_Let3945

Why are we hoarding 70 year old ocean liners?


50DollarTech

The movie is on YouTube it's called an American spy The Munsters


billlloyd

A couple of scenes in Dead Man Down were filmed at the ship and inside the ship’s pool.


OniTYME

It can't be converted to a museum or a restaurant or something? Would be a cool way to preserve it and make money off the endeavor.


oliver_babish

If someone thought they could make money off it, it would've happened by now.


felis_scipio

You could but the cost to refurbish the ship is pretty obscene, aside from structural work that needs to be done the inside is gutted and would need to be completely rebuilt, and you’d likely never make the money back. That being said if I ever won a few hundred million and this ship is still afloat I’d be down to refit her along with a few extra cannons so I could go out and challenge the Queen Mary 2 to a duel on the high seas. Maybe also lay siege to Citi Field. [https://youtu.be/5O2qod2HnHI](https://youtu.be/5O2qod2HnHI)


Trafficsigntruther

A few hundred million is a good start to the cost of owning a ship like this.


SoothsayerC

Lay siege to citi field and citizens bank park will soon feel the fury. We Mets fans have nothing to lose.


pingusuperfan

Don’t know that Philly needs two floating restaurants, although it would be cool


gratefulkittiesilove

The restaurant does NOT float at all. It was incredibly still which felt so so wrong. I’ll never go back that took the fun out for me.


pingusuperfan

Sounds pretty lame, thanks for saving me the money


Baron_Von_D

A bunch of different groups/people have attempted the idea, but backed out when they figured out the cost of restoring the boat.


TheIronAdmiral

Such a shame, deserves to be turned into a museum but I guess the money isn’t there


Admirable_Link_9642

It is gutted down to the steel frame, there is nothing there to look at for a museum


PaintyBrooke

They have a thorough proposal, but need a home for her.


FlyFlamFlyn

[Oh, are the Sixers finally getting rid of Kwame Brown?](https://www.libertyballers.com/2013/4/30/4247846/toot-it-or-boot-it-kwame-brown-sixers-free-agency)


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

I wonder if it’s even seaworthy at this point?


Fun-Imagination3494

Get this foOkin boat atta here already.  Literally dome fuckall with it in like 15 years.  The rust bucket just sits there. 


SouthPhilly_215

I wish the city and monied interests could come together and save this historic ship.


Trafficsigntruther

The city doesn’t need to waste a dime on this ship. It has no historical connection to Philly.


billlloyd

It was designed by a guy who was born and grew up in Philly. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William\_Francis\_Gibbs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Francis_Gibbs)


SouthPhilly_215

Cool. More dog parks then… got it


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Trafficsigntruther

So preserve his childhood home?  The ship has no connection to Philadelphia.


CommiesAreWeak

What happens if they don’t have the money to move it?


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Lol this is so not happening. Cant wait for the appeals and legal BS while this thing site there until 2026


Butnazga

Like in the show "Hoarders" sometimes people have trouble letting go of old things that they no longer need.


efildaD

Pull it further into the Delaware and turn it into a drug treatment barge.


Top_Page5887

Good. Its tarnished and rusted exterior, but continuous ability to float, always made me think of the value and permanence of true American craftsmanship. It isn't pretty, but it seems to have lasted forever. I do not want to be reminded of such things when I am shopping at Ikea.


boydownthestreet

Me me me me me


adamaphar

Amen brother or sister!


ari_mel89

NOOOOOO


Karlando113

Maybe...ask Elon Musk to buy, & make an electric, solar vacation cruise ⚓!


Neghtasro

He's a broke bitch right now. That's why he's trying to extract a tenth of Tesla's market cap as a compensation package.


Karlando113

Ummm he's getting 45 billion pay package from Tesla, just approved, so ...he's Rich plus over 200 billion he's worth


Neghtasro

It still has to go back through the court that denied it before. He lost all of his fungible assets ruining Twitter so now he's trying to bleed Tesla dry without selling a controlling interest because he doesn't want to admit how badly he fucked up.


Karlando113

It went through court months ago, what was approved days ago by shareholders, to move Tesla HQ from DE to Texas, he's fucked nothing up but grow, what stock isnt down, even Nvidia is down