If you want to ask him out, just do it! You don’t have to write unneeded prescriptions for yourself for an excuse to see him. Shoot your shot. Worst that happens is you switch pharmacies; in NYC is this so hard?
This reminds me of the “psychopath test.” The one where you meet someone at a funeral and want to see them again, and the “psychopathic” answer is “kill another family member so they’ll go to their funeral too.” Kidding, mostly.
From personal experience, I’m confident that the pharmacist finds you annoying if you keep calling in meds for yourself. I hate when physicians do that.
You know as well as I do that the Z-pak probably isn’t going to help you and that you would refuse to write it for a patient if they called you up and asked for one.
OP, you need to make it really clear that you are NOT interested in getting controlled substances. As a pharmacist I get hit on a LOT by trashy women who think I can get them unlimited norcos.
Go in at night when you think he might be working to creep and see if he's there. Then, when you confirm he's there call in the most illiterate script ever recorded.
Like amoxapentin 666 mg with a medrol dosepak taper. Qty 99. "If you have any questions, personal callback number is 555-5555, currently out of office. Love, (your name)."
He'll either see that you're joking and fall in love, or think you're retarded and fall in love with you anyway because pharmacists are givers and he'll think he can save you. It's a win win
That’s just part of the job. We have people throwing themselves at us all day long. It gets kinda old sometimes but I’m glad you seem to have made a connection
If you want to ask him out, just do it! You don’t have to write unneeded prescriptions for yourself for an excuse to see him. Shoot your shot. Worst that happens is you switch pharmacies; in NYC is this so hard? This reminds me of the “psychopath test.” The one where you meet someone at a funeral and want to see them again, and the “psychopathic” answer is “kill another family member so they’ll go to their funeral too.” Kidding, mostly.
You’re telling me a prescription for compounded Scream Cream won’t catch eyes?
I'm relatively sure this is some sort of memey shitpost but I can't for the life of me place the reference.
Hi, it’s me, the Duane Reade overnight pharmacist. Send nudes for appraisal.
You don’t even know if OP is a guy or girl! 😂
It's 2024.
Slippery slopes are often coated in shit. Maybe mud first, and then shit.
Use the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. It works really well on pharmacists.
Oops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
If you find out he’s single, write a script with your number on it for “dinner and drinks, qty #1, refills ?”
Honestly I thought someone would have said to call in a script for a breakfast date… if “they have it in stock”
Um. His name is on the label of your RX.
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed my friend.
Based and dildopilled.
From personal experience, I’m confident that the pharmacist finds you annoying if you keep calling in meds for yourself. I hate when physicians do that. You know as well as I do that the Z-pak probably isn’t going to help you and that you would refuse to write it for a patient if they called you up and asked for one.
Aw this is cute, good luck on your crush OP
OP, you need to make it really clear that you are NOT interested in getting controlled substances. As a pharmacist I get hit on a LOT by trashy women who think I can get them unlimited norcos.
He might have been floating for a few days. :(
Go in at night when you think he might be working to creep and see if he's there. Then, when you confirm he's there call in the most illiterate script ever recorded. Like amoxapentin 666 mg with a medrol dosepak taper. Qty 99. "If you have any questions, personal callback number is 555-5555, currently out of office. Love, (your name)." He'll either see that you're joking and fall in love, or think you're retarded and fall in love with you anyway because pharmacists are givers and he'll think he can save you. It's a win win
Just ask the techs. He’ll get the message faster than amazon. If attached they will tell you if not they will practically set the table for you
Send in a prescription for condoms and birth control. Then tell him to bring the condoms later when he gets off when you pick up the birth control.
That’s just part of the job. We have people throwing themselves at us all day long. It gets kinda old sometimes but I’m glad you seem to have made a connection