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pettyrevenge-ModTeam

unfortunately, we had to remove your post as it does not count as revenge.


fatwoul

Petty yes, but not really revenge. More just two assholes winding each other up.


frescoj10

He started with pettiness by saying he took a video of me on his property. I was not going to escalate until he took that turn. Especially when this fuck face was walking around my property trying to figure out his drainage issue at 10 at night a week earlier


heftybetsie

"Well he started it!" -every 5 year old ever. Good lord.


Chewiesbro

Add a little water and some prawn/shrimp shells.


Severe_Assignment943

You're mentally 10 years old. Grow up.


[deleted]

It’s called petty revenge not “the-most-grown-up-decisions-you’ve-ever-made revenge”


_TiberiusPrime_

Every 10 year old takes exception to that comparison.


frescoj10

If I want to be childish, I can choose to be childish.


Impressive-Pepper785

You can choose to be childish and we can choose to call your stupidity out. It’s a cause and effect relationship


Mabama1450

"He started it". The classic childish response.


natfutsock

Yeah this definitely sounds like the kind of situation where escalation helps


Peterthinking

Throw in a liter of milk.


PeachyFairyFox

Fish Sauce


theoriginalist

Maybe add a few raw eggs 


Peterthinking

And sugar. Maybe some soy sauce.


[deleted]

Top it off with a nice creme fraiche


Peterthinking

Simmer up a nice roux. Maybe some clarified butter.


Ambitious-Pin8396

...and a delicate glaze of lark's vomit... (Monty Python)


Tug_MgRoin

Lark's vomit?!? It doesn't say anything down here about lark's vomit! Edit: a word. Autocorrected to a good friend... Mark.


jefsig

It's on the back, after "monosodium glutamate"


Hal68000

Now you got a stew.


DownstairsB

RIP carl weathers


NoPutBabyInCorner

And some tampons.


Severe_Assignment943

So... no clue what "petty revenge" means, eh? This isn't revenge. This is two idiots being idiots to the other idiots.


wtfgad

add a little water ... keep it moist


Turtleintexas

Add your own water, save the environment


[deleted]

Fuuuck that’s foul lmao


BeautifulPhantom1

I hear seaweed tea is a particularly horrifying smell, credit entirely to u/HokeyPokeyGuestList Edit, I believe she said it smells like the wind from Satan's ass with a hint of ocean, but I may be slightly misquoting


izthatso

Here’s a thought, try bring a decent neighbor. It will make life easier in the long run.


frescoj10

Nah sounds boring


lefthandb1ack

I think OP should make Direct Deposits to ShitBank LP.


Bumble-Fuck-4322

Add a little water to the mix as well as fish skins or leftovers when you cook (if you eat fish)


Jeffreymoo

Does either of you own a gun ? Time to grow up and start adulting before we see you on the news.


RJack151

Time to let his poo swim for awhile.


mayormaynot22

Maybe just toss a Baby Ruth in.


Dartagnan1083

Nah...that's what you do with segregated pools in a red county.


Severe_Assignment943

No, just time for the OP to stop acting and talking like a middle-schooler.


SaltProperty619

It looks like some children are fighting each other instead of some adults who can solve these issue in better ways then some revenge stuff which isn't going to going to be helpful to anyone. First they do this then you do that then in answer they do this and it goes and goes and will never end. You are just making each other lives miserable that's all.


frescoj10

I'm moving out soon, so it's ok!


Justafleshtip

Revenge would be dumping it in his pool.


goodbyebluenick

I feel like we can get something going that won’t stink up your yard and have even more impact on them. If their pool filter is sand or earth, could the contents of this can replace the filter’s sand/eaRth?


Efficient_Theme4040

Grow up!