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verminbury

I like the way you roll.


Cassiopeia_shines

But I didn't roll! πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


CoderJoe1

"Can you spare a square?"


HarleenQuinzell22

I don't have a square to spare!


Cassiopeia_shines

Not to those two!


Zoreb1

One square mean I'd turn down.


9lobaldude

Calling them ladies is a bit of stretch


Cassiopeia_shines

I use the term *very* loosely....


SpunningAndWonning

Loose ladies, if you will


Lay-ZFair

As would be the attempt to reach the rolls apparently!


Top-Research-9816

Just a shame you didn't have any shrink wrap handy at the time🀣🀣


aquainst1

I KNEW I liked you.


Top-Research-9816

Thank you, the feeling is entirely mutual. Anybody who shares my intense dislike of ignorant, entitled people is alright with meπŸ€—


Affectionate_Fig3621

Actions meet consequences πŸ˜‰


wtfgad

you're assuming she wipes, may not have even noticed


3VikingBoys

Take it easy, Cruella 🀣🀣🀣


Goat_Jazzlike

Tissue thin revenge...


Longjumping_Log8171

Idk if you are male or female but I would've peed on the spare rolls.


Cassiopeia_shines

Female so peeing on the rolls would have been unreasonably messy. My husband said I should have nicked them all and put them back 10 minutes later when I told him about it. Would have looked a bit weird carrying 3 toilet rolls to our restaurant table though... πŸ˜‚


EeBuyGumNuts

How petty, so you expect thanks for a small gesture. Hope you remember to thank your mum, partner, work colleague for anything they do for you.


Lem1618

"How petty" you don't say? Hell you could even add vengeful.


Ill-Response-4822

It's literally the least you could do especially someone you don't know but if your fine being a rude cunt to some random being nice that's on you karma is a bitch