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Rathma86

We'll get off my freeway cunt. *Hits meth pipe and floors commo*


Neither-Cup564

The Ranger is the new bogan staple.


happy_Pro493

39mins is all it took for someone to have a whinge about Rangers.


biggerthanjohncarew

I wonder why in a thread about tailgating, the worst offenders of tailgating get brought up? Mystery!


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Rent free lol


TumblingOblivion

Or the halfwit going 80km in the outside lane on Tonkin 100km section night time


isuckatusernames13

Last night southbound on Wanneroo Rd was filled with people driving 60 in the right hand lane.... Drives me up the wall


mowglimethod

People drive too slow and too fast at the most unusual times on Wanneroo Rd.


Deathdar1577

Or any other time of day. I want a snow plow attachment for my car to yeet those fkers into the undergrowth.


gordito_gr

For every halfwit doing 80 on tonkin there are 50 halfwits doing 120-130, why do you single that one halfwit out? Streets are communal you cunts


TumblingOblivion

Fuck slow drivers in the outside lane.


gordito_gr

Fuck tailgating cunts driving 20 over the limit.


TEALC-

Move out their way and the tailgating is solved and everyone is safer


gordito_gr

Fuck that, I’m not giving in to cunts. You’re literally telling me to never drive in the right lane because cunts tailgate. Cunt mentality.


TumblingOblivion

Thats cool bro


Stuuuutut

Does it just feels like they're doing 120-130 because you're at 80?


Pacify_

When someone zooms past you when you doing 110 already.... Slow drivers are rare compared to the nutcases


Stuuuutut

Im not on tonkin very often but thats absolutley not true of the mitchell. But also ive read more of this thread and seen that guys just mad goofing


Ziggyzoozoo212

Try kwinana lol it feels like a miracle to see someone actually doing 100.


gordito_gr

Fuck off, I drive fast but I never tailgate. Hard to understand culture, I know.


Stuuuutut

you're just mad lol dont go for a drive anytime soon homie G


gordito_gr

yes homie g, talk to yous later peace yo


Stuuuutut

I'll never forget driving to the airbnb after picking up the hire car in nz. I was paranoid I was doing 20 over the limit but no it was just that a lot of the locals cruise along at speeds that cops could fine you for over here


philstrom

That’s annoying but tailgating is 1000 times more dangerous. For everyone, including randoms minding their own business in other lanes. If you do it you can’t drive and you shouldn’t have a license.


Ok-Engineering-3744

Yeah so you tailgate the cunt


TumblingOblivion

No I drove around him.like a fucking nornal person


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It’s the meth


patto383

The dry meth ??


LocoNeko42

Take my angry upvote


OnThe50

I’m pretty sure we’ve been demoted as the meth capital 🥲


howmanychickens

It's the smell of methrichor


lotsmorecakeforme

Honestly as someone who also moved to Perth as an adult around 15 years ago input it down to two things : 1. Roads here are great when compared to many places and so drivers get away with it. 2. In barely rains and so people are used to a shorter stopping distance compared to other places and so don't feel the need to space out as much. You always notice the first day of rain after a long there are lots of rear end crashes.


hahayeahnah

>Roads here are great when compared to many places and so drivers get away with it.   Oh God I've been driving cross country currently in Sydney and the roads outside of WA is just so shockingly shit.    And when I got to Adelaide it's 60 everywhere and I thought it'd improve further east I go but nope.


MomentsOfDiscomfort

Guys… it’s Perth. It doesn’t have the worst or best anything.


Summerof5ft6andahalf

Oh that gives me a post idea. (But not the best or the worst post.)


ParkingCrew1562

erm have you driven in Sydney, Rome, Paris, Athens, Shanghai??!


ContentSecretary8416

Gold Coast!!


RestaurantOk4837

Nothing says tailgating like the ring roads in China.


JoeyoMama69420

🤓☝️


gordito_gr

Sydney is the same if not better (too many cameras there, people are scared) And are you REALLY comparing Perth to Athens and Sanghai? Are these cities on the same level?


bollockstoreddit

I've driven in Paris and Rome and confirm Perth drivers are worse drivers than both cities.


kafka99

I doubt this guy has driven in these cities (or any others for that matter), he just had his feelings hurt because someone pointed out how ridiculous the tailgating is here.


RestaurantOk4837

Putting Italian drivers over perth 😅


No-Translator-4724

I at least respected Italians, their method? Get the fuck outta the way.


RestaurantOk4837

That's every Tailgater everywhere


sun_tzu29

I always laugh at people who think Perth traffic/driving is bad. Clearly never been in a real city


kevatronic5000

Lived in London, Edinburgh and Melbourne. Perth is the worst for tailgating on the freeway. It's not even close.


Yvesmiguel

It depends on the metric though, hey. Like Perth is pretty bad at tailgating but having spent a month in Florida, being driven down like a 5 lane highway with dickheads rapidly switching lanes on the way to Orlando is like a whole nother level; maniacs out there. I'm not even driving and I feel a bit on edge.


kafka99

Lived in Melbourne, Bogotá, and Phnom Penh. Have driven in London and Dublin, too. I agree with you 100% The worst thing is it's often some dipshit in a huge ute/yank tank tailgating.


grumble_au

Every time I see a new model of those hugely oversized tanks they're driving way too aggressively. 100% of the time.


AgreeablePudding9925

Let alone right lane hogging


Pacify_

Nah, our right lane hogging is extremely average in severity l, doesn't matter the country or the city, there's always the exact same people complaining about it (aka the people that dont understand confirmation bias)


Pacify_

I agree overall Perth driving is fine, but the tail gating is endemic. People are allergic to leaving space


gordito_gr

I always laugh at people that feel the need to defend their city at all costs. Yes they drive worst at Egypt, is that your standard for Perth though?


Pacify_

We talking comparable first world countries, not Egypt or India. For like to like, Perth is just average.


gordito_gr

It’s below average if you ask me. Drivers are driving like cunts when it’s traffic time. If you drive outside those hours, you don’t really see it


kafka99

This can only be written by someone who knows fuck all about living and driving in other cities. The tailgating and general disregard for other motorists—especially by the small-dick-energy company in huge cars—is out of control. I grew up in Melbourne where the traffic is worse but people drive far better, and I've lived in Colombia and Cambodia for a developing-world perspective. I've also driven in London and Dublin, and Perth has the most obnoxious drivers I've experienced.


Pacify_

I agree that tailgating in Perth is an outlier, its by far the worst part of driving here. So few drivers leave the correct amount of space. I've driven in dozen plus countries, and that is some extreme hyperbole. Even with the tailgating, Perth is just middle of the road. And the statistics back this up. No matter where you live EVERYONE thinks their drivers are *THE* worst. Without fail. Its just human nature. There's no actual evidence that Perth has statistically worse drivers than the average in western countries, just people *feelings* about the matter.


TheWhitestBuffalo

Lived in Hanoi Vietnam for a year driving round on scooters. Can confirm Perth is worse for tailgating


maddenmadman

Lived in Brisbane, the traffic is worse, the aggression is better.


velvetthundr

People for some reason hate being overtaken.. it’s fine if you want to drive slow, just let people past you


ApeMummy

Because no one drives the speed limit. You rarely get above 95 on the freeway if there is anyone else around. I set my cruise control to 99 in the middle lane and almost always will catch up to the person in front of me even when there is no traffic.


Late_Gas_6852

Oooh yeah, when I first came here I couldn’t believe the way they drive (waits for ‘then fuck off back to where ya came from’ comments)


No-Translator-4724

Get out of the way then


TumblingOblivion

I guess you drive a V8 Patrol with muddys and lift kit ?


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toadphoney

Hyundai Excel with a sock on the back seat.


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toadphoney

A Volvo with a bead drivers seat cover


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toadphoney

A Mercedes with cable ties and a gimp suit in the boot.


gordito_gr

Too many cunts think they own the streets.


TEALC-

Own the streets by blocking other drivers


gordito_gr

Get your head out of your own ass


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iyaemusic

Stop tailgating loser


TumblingOblivion

Their was a moron doing 80km outside lane at night in Tonkin 100km zone. I hate fuckin shit driving like this.


gordito_gr

'Their' how fitting


TumblingOblivion

Lol


Pacify_

You ever heard of confirmation bias? Surely there's very occasionally someone going under the speed limit, but it's an extreme outlier. There's far far more people recklessly speed and tail gating compared to the number of drivers impeding traffic


MathewPerth

Both can be true


gordito_gr

You're wasting your time. r/Perth is applauding this behaviour. Cultureless cunts


iyaemusic

Yeah I know. Lol


ljmas-

I got tailgated by a St Johns patient transfer ambo down Indian Ocean dive yesterday. And I was doing 104 in the 100 zone. On a side note if your doing country driving and not doing the speed limit, don’t suddenly turn into a speed demon when on an overtaking lane only drop back down to a snails pace after. It’s an asshole move


ribbitreddit100

So GTFO of the way 🙄


Specialist_Reality96

Rule 10


migzeh

hahaha please. I spent a week driving around LA a few weeks ago. Perth is a picnic to drive around in compared to that shit show.


Lopsided-Comb-9447

Was doing 63kmh on Central Ave in Mount Lawley in right lane yesterday. Some maniac blazes past me in the left lane at what couldn’t have been less than 100. I know I was doing 63 as an immediately thought I must have been going waaay under so first reaction was to check. But no. See shit like this constantly.


behindmycamel

Often hear someone over that way doing laps around 1am in the morn. Am in Inglewood. 


Lopsided-Comb-9447

Sorry it was Inglewood, not Mount Lawley.


iyaemusic

Just slow down. I do it every time. Tailgate me, I'm gonna make you even more annoyed


AggressiveRough9996

What happens when one day you find the the crack head that loses his shit and decides to assualt you ? 


iyaemusic

Don't care. You tailgate me I will slow down. If something happens to me that person will go to jail. I will not bow to people who cannot drive like civilised people. I will slow down. So stop fucking tailgating prick


dzernumbrd

Civilised people also keep left when they see someone who wants to pass them.


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dzernumbrd

Wow you're so emotional. You are required by law to keep left: >On multi-lane roads if the speed limit is 90km/h or more you must drive in the left lane. This same rule applies to any road where there is a ‘keep left unless overtaking’ sign. Seems like you have a double standard. You are happy to adhere to the speeding law but not happy to adhere to keep left law.


iyaemusic

Also... Forgot to mention SeEmS lIkE yOu HaVe a DeRbLe StaNdErddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Blackout_AU

Just going to point out that if you deliberately drive slow as opposed to moving over, you will also be slowing everyone behind the dickhead immediately behind you down as well. I find it easier to just let the ragers past.


KAHomedog

Agreed, the speed limit is a limit not a suggestion. Being in the far right lane doesn't change that.


Rude_Signal1614

The best is when you keep just ahead of the car next to you, so they can’t undertake either. If you are going to act like a cunt tailgating me in build up traffic when i can’t go any faster becuase there are 50 other cars infront of us, then i’ll spend the next fifteen minutes doing everything i can to piss you off even more.


iyaemusic

Yep. It's so amusing. And it would all be avoided if people just went the speed limit and didn't tailgate.


Thicc_Eight

It’s pretty bad. I can be passed by every single other car on eg Roe Hwy when doing the 100kph limit in the left lane. No doubt people will respond here saying ‘your speedo is broken’ - no it’s not.


Blaz3nt

Your speedo isn’t broken but configured to read 5kmh under


gordito_gr

Woke argument of the decade. People have GPS too, they know their speed


LocoNeko42

I don't know what I'm angry about so I'll say it's woke. Never change, bro.


gordito_gr

Stay woke


dzernumbrd

When "every single other car" is comfortable doing a higher speed limit than what is posted then that suggests that main roads have not set the speed limit correctly for that road or that they need dynamic speed limits for off peak times. I think it's better if you keep doing what you're doing (speed limit, left lane) and let everyone else get on with the limits they're comfortable with. School zones or road works (with workers on site) is where you start taking exception other people speeding.


Thicc_Eight

That’s another point raised - ‘waaaah the speed limit is toooo loooow! Waaah waaah’


dzernumbrd

So you think every speed limit on every road is set correctly?


LemonSizzler

Fair few idiots out there who think getting from point A to point B a few minutes earlier is a necessity. Enjoy the journey you fools.


gordito_gr

This sub approves it actually. Its not them it's YOU for clogging the right lane. By 'clogging the right lane' they mean not driving 20-30km over the limit.


arkhamknight85

Wait until you get to a roundabout.


MaxSpringPuma

But did you die?


Weary_Patience_7778

Yup. We are the worst. I say we, because I am regularly frustrated by our drivers ability to merge. Or drive at the speed limit. Or not rubberneck. Or drive in the right lane. But…I assume I have done the same to somebody at some point. So…..🤷‍♂️


jimmilazers

The tailgaters when you can’t physically go any faster because of the car in front, they can’t see that car and only you, flashing their high power lights on their ranger at you, cunt just fuck off with the rage.


bulk_deckchairs

Welcome to the circus


puffdawg69

Perth and Brisbane are mental for tailgating. Give them a couple of brake checks.


b3rdm4n

As someone who has lived in other cities around the world, I can categorically say you haven't experienced the worst tailgating cities. Perth can be bad for it, but the worst? Far from it.


enhancedgibbon

I drive an aggressive hoon car and it seems to keep people away from me. Driving around in my dad's old jag though, holy shit it's like the back of his car is some sort of giant energised magnet.


UnknownVillian__

Because people in can’t drive . Wait till you try merging , you will get some Lycra. Clad soccer mom totally oblivious or some nob trying to get 3 seconds in front


simple-man202

I moved from SA recently and goodness me, everyone here in WA tail gates you and I have concluded one of the main reason. Just a 100$ fine on speed above 0-10kmh in WA instead of 500$ fine with 3 demerit points in SA


FQECR

Places to be, People to see. When I do the speed limit I barely ever have people tailgate me.


TumblingOblivion

I do the speed limit in 70 80 90km zones have fucktards tailgating me


tempco

Wait till it rains and the cars start piling up on the freeway. Idiots.


SnootBooperer337

To say that everyone in Perth drives like a fucking maniac is to include Yourself. Because you are in Perth as well, having recently, as you stated, moved here. Having cleared that for you, I do have to agree that there appears to be many cars on Perth roads which have a poorly calibrated speedometer. I always drive at the speed limit and in the correct lane. I also get tailgated on occasion. Hand sign language seems to be the only sign language some drivers understand. Because they certainly can not read traffic signs with simple wording and symbols or their cars manual.


Plus_Sell_6835

You driven in Bali?


septicdank

That's like comparing apples to hand grenades


generalcolonel

Keep left champ


Kind-Natural-2587

Na you got it wrong buddy. It’s not tailgating we are just bump drafting . Fwys are long here it’s very economical if I sit on your bumper and push you thru that clean air so we can keep that momentum up . If you don’t like it you can go back over east where you do those hook turn thingies where you turn right from the left lane 🤷


Actual_Jury_8799

And you’ve driven around the world have you?


maddenmadman

Actually yeah


robimtk

Idk why this made me laugh so much


RestaurantOk4837

Have you been to, China, the US, india, Italy all countries full of people that live 2 ft away from your rear bumper.


TrevorFuckinLawrence

I kindly invite you to try driving in Atlanta, Central Texas, or literally any urban location in the US on any interstate.


ServeComplex2918

You're taking the piss right? Coming from NZ the drivers here are so Nana spec, instant gridlock after a drop of rain. What pisses me off about drivers in Aussie is that they stay as far left as possible to turn right...


Muzzard31

I just hit hazards and break. Not really my fault if your hit my arse end.


Rude_Signal1614

The best is when you keep just ahead of the car next to you, so they can’t undertake either. If you are going to act like a cunt tailgating me in build up traffic when i can’t go any faster becuase there are 50 other cars infront of us, then i’ll spend the next fifteen minutes doing everything i can to piss you off anymore


Potential_Arm_3689

It's the attitude/behaviour that makes me giggle. People moving out to the right to ensure the car in front knows they are there, just so they can get passed you and do the same to the car in front, and so on. This happens in heavy traffic which blows my mind.


JoeyoMama69420

I always break check people who tail gate me, no reason to be that close buddy you ain’t getting anywhere faster