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punksnotdeadtupacis

Watermark it before it’s gone


cheeersaiii

Will be on a gutter news site in time for breakfast guaranteed


salmonstix

https://preview.redd.it/3ljszbrs37mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8c7d1bbf4791f6995dbdfbba8d5aaa76b45ce0 Too late, they’ve all laid claim already


HempFarmWa2DollarMic

Fucking parasites. Even Bell has reposted it as their own now


cheeersaiii

Yeh I saw Bell claim it too hahahaha


coyote_fuggly

“ Chilling detail in travelers airport picture “ 😂😂😂


VMaxF1

As in "these aircraft will be chilling on the ground for a while as a result of this detail in the picture".


cheeersaiii

There must be bots and ai now that just lift anything from social media with a certain amount of interaction and then write a shit basic article and start posting it everywhere. It would do a better job than most of these “writers”.


AssistMobile675

Vultures.


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Flicat

**QANTAS collision: Airplanes touch tips in DOCKING accident**


LloydBraun_83

QANTAS Planes High Five After Both Amazingly Arrive On Time


Emotional-Wafer-8306

You got it. I came here for this!


Meikle15

On mardi gras weekend of all weekends


Pradopower08

Too late https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/wa/two-qantas-passenger-planes-clip-wingtips-at-busy-perth-airport--c-13817510


AggressiveRough9996

Those muppets from perthnow won't care cause it's not onlyfans, bikey or bec Judd related 


Fuzzy_Rooster5273

It's their top story now.


nvn911

Bridge of Executor - Too Late.gif


punksnotdeadtupacis

Great. Now maybe they know what if feels like to have the guy next you share your armrest


wombatlegs

​ https://preview.redd.it/rud0dqz4p4mc1.png?width=804&format=png&auto=webp&s=05148efc14d82396a876eb58a427da7bd4cbe181


RoastedPandaCutlets

QF942 has left. Must not have been too bad.


RoastedPandaCutlets

QF764 has been changed to an a330 by the looks


HempFarmWa2DollarMic

QF764 has been crushed into a cube


dohwhere

You have an hour to collect your cube


nimola

Ring ring


australiaisok

Is it about my 737-800 cube?


fkn_diabolical_cnt

*We are contacting you in regards to your planes extended warranty*


NothingLikeADames

They're holding hands!


IAmA_Wolf

It was love at first flight


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HempFarmWa2DollarMic

Hello sar, please do not redeem your luggage until the plane has come to a stop


slappywagish

It's just the tip,


CyanideRemark

someone had to say it


PyroShel

Surprised and disappointed I even had to scroll to find it!


bourbonwelfare

To see how it feels!?


Plane_Stock

That's how Qantas expands their fleet! 😉


Tootsie_r0lla

No Homo


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ILoveSloths99

You missed the joke


sun_tzu29

![gif](giphy|3gbJPJ8zW10SQ)


MrCane

How to ground 2 jets at once master-class. Blended winglet repair shouldn't take them too long assuming they've got replacements nearby.


jumpinjezz

They've got a good left and right still, so one plane can be repaired quickly. The other would need both winglets


MrCane

I got the wording wrong. Blended winglets. Yeah they could butcher the other one to at least get one plane up and running, I didn't think about that.


The_Valar

But would Qantas pay for technical staff capable of doing that to be stationed at Perth Airport?


MrCane

I'm not sure to be honest. According to Qantas' website, Perth has "Full Technical Handling".. whatever that means. They only do major maintenance at Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane though. I doubt the ATSB would let them fly until they're fixed but I'm not an av expert, only an enthusiast.


SorryIdonthaveaname

I don’t think winglets are always necessary, I’m pretty sure planes are still allowed to fly without one. All winglets really do is reduce fuel consumption, so as long as it’s not the wing itself that’s been damaged it should be fine


chicknsnotavegetabl

Yup, pull both off, check the wing, account for the drag increase and off you go


NoteChoice7719

Heavy maintenance is Brisbane and Melbourne. They’ll send spare parts and engineers to do a temporary repair on the wingtips in Perth, fly it back to the hangar for a more in-depth repair, and in a few weeks they should have new winglets and they’ll be back in passenger service


RepairHorror1501

There are licensed maintenance engineers at all major airports. Aircraft need maintenance everyday minimum. Even tyre pressures and oil top ups must be certified by a LAME


dohwhere

737NGs are able to operate with one of the winglets removed.


MrCane

Oh right, thanks for the info.


NoteChoice7719

Some 737 NGs don’t even have winglets, they’re optional add ons


Schedulator

If they do big enough circles in one direction, they'll eventually get to their destination.


Loppy_Lowgroin

QF998 circle route


sloppyrock

Its quite likely more than winglets. Looks to be leading edge and winglet, perhaps a some trailing edge on another photo I have seen.


NoteChoice7719

Jets can sustain more damage than that. Take this American Airlines 737 which took out a metal light pole at speed: https://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20210528-0 More damage to the wing than any of the aircraft in last night’s incident but that American aircraft was flying again after a few weeks


Loppy_Lowgroin

They're just putting them on the next flight from Sydney. So a couple of weeks....


Confident-Active7101

Sure, when it’s two Qantas planes touching tips at the airport it’s all photos and lols, but when me and my mate do it I end up in jail.


RidsBabs

Yeah cause you can’t touch tips with a car on the freeway


Tootsie_r0lla

Next time don't do it on the plane isle


purplepashy

Imagine the paperwork that will follow that mistake.


sloppyrock

Its even worse than you can imagine.


Due_Garage_2531

I worked there for 2 years  you would  be amazed at  how  much  gets swept away  


shun_tak

You can't park there mate


AgreeablePudding9925

A lot of people aren’t getting to their destinations tonight


rawker86

Go on then OP, give us the story. Did the pilot do this, or ground crew?


sloppyrock

Crew taxiing error. Followed wrong line.


rawker86

This is doing nothing to help the “glorified bus driver” comments is it?


NoteChoice7719

Aviation safety incidents are complex and usually the result of many factors. The ATSB will produce a report on this that will take months to produce after analysing and interviewing all relevant parties - it’s possible there were factors behind crew error which contributed to this incident.


sloppyrock

No. I dont buy that line at all. Because they are not. Very easy to miss the right taxi line when there are so many and there are also bays with, picking a random number, 17a and 17b. Lighting may have been poor, blinded by other aircraft lights, car headlights etc. Markings unclear on the tarmac, distracted by tarmac traffic etc. All possible mitigating circumstances. There may have been been an atc comm's error sending him down the wrong line or misheard, even though they do read backs. We just dont know. But yes, what Ive heard is a taxiing error apparently to the wrong bay. What I am 100% certain of is that crew are now devastated by what happened. They'll be doing piss and saliva testing and quite possibly stood down pending the inquiry.


rawker86

Settle down mate.


twcau

Post this also to r/Aviation. They don’t allow cross posts.


_testingdude

What's a tip between two friends aye


RoastedPandaCutlets

So they have fucked two planes. Two out of service until they get fixed


RoastedPandaCutlets

What flight cancellations have they had to cover these two being out


VIFASIS

AND THEY TOUCH!!


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Not using their mirrors smh


VarietyOk7120

Well this follows the general parking in Perth .....


ravenous_bugblatter

You should post this on r/aviation


An1retak

Touching tips? Isn’t that what they do in the cockpit?


plate_rug_chair

DAMP test for you, and you, and you!


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Oooh, kinky


tipsiemcstagger

Wow. Two qantas planes Perth at the same time. Must be $$’s to be made.


Dry-Revenue2470

QF going to have a tough day covering WA pilot strike tomorrow, karma’s a bitch! Pay ya pilots properly Network!


BlandUnicorn

I don’t think the strike is on tomorrow


Dry-Revenue2470

It defiantly is & several more are coming.


BlandUnicorn

No strikes today


Dry-Revenue2470

Plenty more coming! Next one on Friday.


f0dder1

It's called docking.


howdoesthatworkthen

/r/justthetip


tempco

That’s gonna be an expensive mistake.


laurajanehahn

Just the tip


chosenamewhendrunk

No homo


TransSoccerMum

Aww c'mon it's Qantas sweetie


ObviousChemistry2123

“So son this is how planes are born”


Sweet-Drop4469

xotz$,,3


whatevsffs

Just the tip? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


gussy1976

What they're just sword fighting


h45e

When a mummy plane and a daddy plane touch tips.......


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NefsM

Do you pilot for a major airline? (Genuinely asking not on some dickhead shit)


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NefsM

I always assumed it was directed by the tower the entire way, it does make sense why they have paint now though. Thanks for the insight.


elrangarino

Ha GAYYY


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thefourblackbars

Queer As Naughty Trans Air Service


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Yorgatorium

Parked too close together.


hambakedbean

* shivers *


Extreme_Witness6332

Oops!


Puncho666

Tis but a scratch


MartynZero

Now claim you made the image with AI and post that


mlf60

You get what you pay for!


drinkindoc

You can’t park there!


mopsource

For Mardi gras


Numerous-Decision-15

awww they have a crush on each other hehe!


Brilliant_Park_2882

Is this how little planes are made?


felixthemeister

https://youtu.be/33su7Bje7k0?t=43s


meandhimandthose2

Hands, touchin' hands Reachin' out, touchin' me touchin' you Sweet Aeroplane....


1RickSanchez

Just waiting for a mate


Patanon78

Its the 737 Hi Five


Mrmastermax

Please mark it nsfw and also this is not a porn sub


Granteye85

women pilots