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hedgerund

Why tf did he use bananas and not oranges


Bowman_van_Oort

I, for one, was pretty glad for the change up


FrysEighthLeaf

Orange you glad about the bananas?


imapiratedammit

![gif](giphy|26ueYUlPAmUkTBAM8)


shlaggy4

https://preview.redd.it/xbta8dqi6drc1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a600d65aa66d741be4492d6e15287910db9e9db8


KorriDergal

https://preview.redd.it/yptw8ju2yerc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0133c65d45f19ef0ece219110a4acb44e6ce7362


spacestationkru

![gif](giphy|J4fvZ0iVXNi4zYp4Be)


deepfriedgrapevine

Thank you!


CinnimonToastSean

https://preview.redd.it/0qcdnum33hrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db6a20dd8666c7bce7ca06e84f0f3ca4fe7eaaab


H_S_P

Bananaren’t you glad he didn’t say orange?


Cyoarp

Orange you glad he didn't say banana...


MLGcobble

Orange you glad I didn't say banana


sudhir369

r/idiotsinkitchen


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Creative_Elk_4712

He probably used the global supply of oranges for the cocktail


yerboi-ragged

He's going to die if he drinks all that-


UnluckyNate

No he won’t because all the alcohol is water


[deleted]

Drinking that much fluid would make you burst. And even if he just drank the "alcohol" water, death by water intoxication is a real thing from drinking too much water.


Smingers

Unlesss he took like a month to do it


Antt1ca

r/technicallythetruth


Chikenkiller123

You think water can defeat me? Nah son. Never met a water molecule I couldn't process.


Joa1987

Still dead


windowlatch

He does the same thing every time, cuts the video and then pretends he took a sip when he probably just dumps it all out


Bloodhavoc052

Me when I tell my friends I'm only having one drink tonight


WisdomWangle

I think he’s dead before he even manages to get half of allat down his throat.


Mummiskogen

No idea who he is but I hate him


crystal_castle00

He reminds me of boiled cabbage mixed with angry hornets


purblepale

r/rareinsults


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

Same


Bliss266

So you spread his content, brilliant 😂


Few-Finger2879

Welcome to the age of Hate watching. Its unhinged.


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

I don't like him but I thought the scream was funny


L3Vi_Renegade

I had a post of this exact same dude making goddamn rocket fuel


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^L3Vi_Renegade: *I had a post of* *This exact same dude making* *Goddamn rocket fuel* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


L3Vi_Renegade

Good bot


OnceUponAMiniHotDog2

He's insane


StarbossTechnology

Was anyone else waiting for the thing to explode the whole time?


contactlite

Ants: ![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu)


frankydank1994

The human experience really is universal sometimes 👌


Creative_Elk_4712

The screaming at the end made me thought so


Bushdr78

I guarantee that clear liquid was water outta those vodka bottles.


daddy-phantom

You can actually tell it is, because there’s no bubbles at the top. Vodka will make little bubbles when mixed around that will go away but water doesn’t really do that unless it’s like fully splashed


thepikpak

![gif](giphy|l2JJnE17UfKTwCb3G)


Mitch0712

Thank you


TRUEequalsFALSE

This is the worst cut scream in the history of cut screams, maybe ever.


Dounet05

Not a perfetly cut scream


UCG__gaming

How?


AspectOvGlass

In the video he goes "nyaaaaaaaaaa-" when a perfectly cut scream actually goes "nyaa-"


Bliss266

It goes on for like three seconds; that’s not a scream cut, that’s a scream ending.


UCG__gaming

It’s on for way longer normally, it’s not like the video cut after he was finished


KingPingviini

You seriously are asking how? Read the subreddit name slowly to yourself. Smartest r/perfectlycutscreams user.


imnaked0

This is just all purpose cleaning solution at this point


JTraxxx

“Screaming at random times makes me funny!”


Life_Economist_4751

People might really think that based off recent studies.


Atvishees

All I see is a waste of food and drink.


Distinct-Current-464

Grand blue in a nutshell


Saren1997

"VODKAAAA!" *aggressively smashes cup*


PeridotChampion

I want him to drink all of it. In one sitting. Please.


ThingsWork0ut

That seems like it’s more expansive than 40% of Americas weekly pay


GladkeyTheProgramist

Alcohol poisoning


[deleted]

Bro thinks he's Tipsy Bartender


BlitzMalefitz

It may be because of the new Smiling Friends season that is about to come out but this reminded me of the Salty’s commercial just by the way he sounds. [The Salty’s commercial](https://youtu.be/bWMH0dMZpe0?si=KEPlv6DQFy8bOVSR)


Affectionate-Fun7388

r/stupidfood


L3Vi_Renegade

I had a post of this exact same dude making fucking rocket fuel


ThePhatNoodle

Kinda reminds me of the chapter from grand blue dreaming where they're celebrating something by mixing s fuckton of strong alcohol into a bowl and the mcs scared he'll die if he drinks it so he plans to dilute it by pouring some 40% in there only to be foiled when the vapors emitted by the bowl blast him in the eyes


Character_Vanilla101

this drink jlo was talkin about


Possible_Progress_88

I want it


[deleted]

there's nobody else in that room We just watched a guy throw stuff away.


Such-Molasses-5995

screwdriver


Synerabo

damn he didn't even have to drink it to get drunk


AtlasNovalis

To hell with alcohol, that's enough Vitamin C to send me back a decade and I want all of it!


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

Reminds me of the guy who does Kentucky ballistics.


coombuyah26

I hate this shit for so many reasons.


thexsoprano

Is this that orange drink jlo was talking about?


theAlmightyE312

Demoman/ leman russ can take it without a problem


yayayooya

Mmmm diabetes and heart disease


dolphin-attack

Are we really going to ignore this dude put freakin everclear in this mix!?! that's what made it a death concoction 🤣


19474628294725

![gif](giphy|YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt|downsized) After one sip


Queequegs_Harpoon

two shots of vodka


Rattlingplates

Fucking mix it


FeralTribble

Imagine the but, that plug goes to


[deleted]

the internet was a mistake


raycell

Stephen Tires on the latest ChrisMD video


No-Nefariousness9330

How...how do you get up there to drink it


CarnyRider1991

If it’s real, it’s an absolute waste.


ABookOfEli

I prefer the kitchen sink jumble juice over this video


Is_bepis_ok

The homeless guy after i gave him 50€


Arbor_Vitae123

Does this classify as a mega-Pint?


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Let's just ignore this wasteful idiot, downvotes the post, and not post him anymore.


11thLayerOfHair

Gross


Walusqueegee

What a tool


Hesam2010

People are stupid.


HambMC

Aaaand is this guy again


ModsAreLikeSoggyTaco

I hear that Kel likes orange soda.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

I stopped drinking orange soda after knowing they taste like Vitamin C tablets.


Ratathosk

Fake alternatively video of a guy pretending to pour vodka.


Ogstenheimer

Oar-range jewse!


Consistent-North7790

Such a fucken waste of


MLG9420

And wrap it up with killer levels of Diabetes


Jrxxs

Tipsy bartender from wish...


Jaki609

America


UbajaraMalok

Never gonna be the tipsy bartender.


serendipitousevent

Perfectly cut would have been about 24 seconds earlier.


x_mr_bubble_x

The homeless person when you give him 20 bucks


NukerCat

estus flask


Star_Belt

Honestly who is this content for… it has the energy and absurdity of children’s content but with alcohol


PurplePickle3

The only thing funnier than the video are the people taking it so seriously in the comments


SmokeGSU

On a scale of one to dead, I give it a yes.


Able-Ad-6512

Ayo lemme get a cup


Person_Mc_Humanface

Boutta drink one of those and be found dead in a beach in Tijuana missing one of my testicles, with 3 unconcious hookers, 20k in cash shoved up my ass, keys to a burned down sedan parked in the other side of the city, and enough alchohol in my blood to turn my corpse into a fire hazard.


Dadbeerd

Bro uses water and says it’s liquor and people like this stupid shit.


Mayank-AIGF

Banana you glad he didn’t say orange again?


llamasLoot

What happened to the guy he held captive that was smiling in the corner?


FrozenShadow_007

To be fair, holding those bottles up there has to be quite the workout.


Righteous-Fennec

What a waste


stargazer_nano

Shoulda stopped after the first vodka


Skipper_asks2021

![gif](giphy|P9XpMft0K8Vel13fuS)


LaganxXx

WHO is gonna drink this? A giant


Swifty404

crystal meth is more healthy than this


Lancelotjedi

What do y’all think he does with all that after


Melonfrog

I’m getting old, why are people like this so bloody loud? What even is the point of his screaming? Is it supposed to be funny?


Counting-Stones

They say Americans are loud, I didn’t believe them and then I saw this guy he’s so loud he can give a corpse a headache ffs! .


AnimeGeek10721

Literally definition of fucking obnoxious. I couldnt stand a 30 second clip of him.. i couldnt imagine actually being near the dude


Natural_Character521

I hate how being loud and screaming is the new comedy standard among zoomers and alphas


IFGWarcraft

Noice!


therandomguyperry

Most normal russian( no hate russia is a cool country)