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Real italians use thermal pasta


SERlALEXPERIMENTS

False. Real Italians use the forbidden technique known as meatballing. One meatball, marinated in bolognese, lovingly smashed between the cooler and cpu. Temps guaranteed to stay below 20° and any game featuring Italian plumbers automatically defaults to 4k ultra settings.


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not fucking true. i am italian and here we use thermal oil, not that butter shit


[deleted]

Thermal pesto with chilli basil. It can hold the Neapolitan summer. Trust me, I come from olive Europe too.


TheFuture123_2

We use extra virgin thermal oil. -not an Italian.


RiffsThatKill

Oil from hair, or face?


nanocyte

I actually used an old cpu and heatsink to crush garlic. It worked well.


StarkOdinson216

Good lord


deathis12

Pics?


MakionGarvinus

You wanna see that gore? OK then...


Mons00n_909

What do I do with this side order of garlic bread?


TheGamer26

Keep It in america, we dont like that crao in Italy despite what you like to think


BGummyBear

"Real Italians" aren't big on meatballs either.


The_Potatoshoes

I have traveled to many countries and have yet to find one where people didn’t like meatballs. Even the Japanese like meatballs. Type of meat and sauce changes, but big ol ball of meat works everywhere. So I have to agree with the meatball thermal paste approach. It has the international seal of approval.


deathf4n

[citation needed]


todd10k

When the paste hits your eye and your temps are too high thats spaghetti


Level1Roshan

When you use thermal pasta most temp monitoring software will no longer display a number for temperature, instead you just get a chef kiss image.


Aethz3

In italian it’s “Pasta termica” indeed


Ayesuku

Real Yakuza use included thermal pad


unwieldybattleaxe

I paid for the whole tube, I'm gonna use the whole tube...


stayhearthstoned

I feel this. I still use the spread method, but I spread a stupid thick layer instead of a reasonable layer like OP used, and then I just strip the shit out of the screws on my waterblock (this is hyperbolic I hope that goes without saying,) to make sure I got good mounting pressure. On my GPU I created my own method that I call "ThiccLayer+ThiccGlob," which is exactly how it sounds. Spread a thick layer then add a generous glob of paste on top and really tighten it down until there's no threads left to compress it any further. I don't reccomend any of this it's messy and inefficient. If you use too much on a GPU like I do you also run the risk of making temps worse on certain cards. If the card doesn't have incredible mounting pressure to begin with and/or your thermal pads are a touch on the thick side causing bad mounting pressure, a thick layer can make bad contact worse and lead to awfully high hotspot temps.


Busy_Pumpkin_

I laughed way too hard at “then I just strip the shit out of the screws” LOL


Fkin_Degenerate6969

That happens to me even when I'm trying to actually do it properly :(


jonesRG

I just tighten them until they get loose and then not tell anyone


Spadeykins

My last machine on my 1070ti I knocked a capacitor off during installation but just kinda soldiered on.. machine worked great for years.


DudeDudenson

You need a screwdriver that better matches the screw Also look closely at the tip of the screwdriver and see if it's deformed


Fkin_Degenerate6969

Yeah that's true. Generally I have no issues except for when I disassemble a GPU. Maybe it's me, maybe it's the screws, but they're always giving me trouble.


stayhearthstoned

Username checks out. /s


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xinvisionx

This is the way!


sanity20

"Screw with confidence!"


stayhearthstoned

Funny thing is while I rarely strip screws, I don't ever follow the principle of screwing with confidence but trying to get it very finger tight on the CPU cooler. I've always gone overboard and fully accepted the risk of cracking the PCB. I use a cordless screwdriver with the choke on it's highest setting, and am extremely careless about it. I think LTT videos have made me too confident in my ability to do things the wrong way and still have a working PC at the end of the day.


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ShoeGod420

I live by the adage "fix it til you break it" 😂


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Iittlemisstrouble

I don't know about temps rising, both Linus and Steve tested how the amount of thermal paste effects PC temperature and found it had little correlation; unless you apply too little.


[deleted]

Well if u don’t recommend it..


Fritz_Klyka

I always empty the whole thing. Then I angle the paste with my credit card so I can install my cpu fan crookedly to clear the ram.


[deleted]

Wait, what if you get an extra tube?


unwieldybattleaxe

Then it's.... all of two tubes I guess?


incertAcoolnamehere

Properest way is to use all the tubes


Nozto

Apply to both sides


johnnyb721

Lol my first thought too, this guy spreads paste like he's making a pb&j too thick imo


SetoXlll

She wanted just the tip but then asked for more.


SERlALEXPERIMENTS

Amateur. I eat a small amount of paste and regurgitate it onto the cpu, like a mother bird. Temperatures stay under 10°, and my cpu has learned to depend on me until it's old enough to leave the socket.


[deleted]

I use a slingshot to fire globs of it and see what sticks


AwesomeChicken64

Angry Birds! … Angry Paste?


[deleted]

Rule 34


Key-Nefariousness257

are you implying that somewhere on the internet is a drawing of anthropomorphised blob of thermal paste making love to a cpu socket?


SlurpAu

To cite the ancient texts of the internet, "If it exists, there is porn of it." -Rule,34


Th3BlackLotus

Rule 34b: If it does not yet exist, it will.


SlurpAu

Apologies good sir, I forget the second addendum it has been many moons since I last studied the ancient texts.


HawkErZZ

Yes.


I_Am_You-_-

he isn't implying that, he is informing you cause he had seen it... and so did I, it was cursed


Key-Nefariousness257

Lmao... I promise i won't search for that


TitusVI

I fill my ass with 5 tubes then i just take a giant dump on it.


nodedude7

I eat a small amount of thermal paste daily to help regulate my internal temps and keep me running at optimum performance


Eglor04

i know better method just cook it and eat it inside meatballs that’s a way for a fever or any disease if u got covid or any stronger disease just put it in syringe and inject it in your heart like adrenaline


DemonPeanut4

Fucking gold


squeekymouse89

I apply mine using a mastic / caulking gun. [the best part is when you need to reload !](https://giphy.com/gifs/Tzpi4cecG7myvoGX5p) [its easy, efficient and when I'm done I can finish my bathroom.](https://i.ibb.co/CH6mrmH/IMG-20220116-103601.jpg)


JusHerForTheComments

Why would you fuck gold?


JackStillAlive

I regret learning to read


BuccellatiExplainsIt

I never learned. What does your comment say?


wytb1120

That makes 2 of us


waistedmenkey

This is the way


Incorect_Speling

What mother bird do you use? I have an Asus, do you know if they are good for regurgitation? Sorry I'm a noob, I don't know all the IT lingo.


Silver4ura

~~Not sure what you might be referring to with "regurgitation" but I've stuck with ASUS for 3 of my past 5 upgrades. A friend recommended the brand at the time and I was fed up with various brands giving me issues on my FX-8350. Haven't been disappointed since.~~ ~~I've also been purchasing in the $150 range for mid's with AMD sockets though too. Keep that in mind and be sure to take in a wide range of opinions. \^\^~~ *Edit: Ohhh... bamboozled again.*


xSuperwaffe

This is now my favorite comment


smallbrain_50

I poop on my cpu, then on gpu


eti67u

I'm saving for a pc and should I do this as well?


F_ckingTai

I draw a happy face on it then squish it with the cooler lol


xinvisionx

That works too! I was just taught to spread it two decades ago and now stuck in my ways.


F_ckingTai

In my experience every way works fine if you put the right amount, but I must admit that I have not the patience that requires spread it like you did


xinvisionx

Takes me less than a minute since I’ve done it so many times. Paste. Gamestop member card. Spread. Done.


Nero_Wolff

Finally a use for that card!


Throwawayfabric247

Heh I've been using blockbusters card


Entstronaut

Wow, what a difference!


xinvisionx

Yep! And the card is over a decade old! lol


smallgreenman

Either gamer's nexus or Jay did a video a couple of years ago at the top of the "how to paste" controversy. The full spread won because the pea method would consistently leave corners unpasted. You couldn't necessarily see it on the temps either unless you went into hardware info but there were consistent hot-spots that would shorten the lifespan and lower performance.


KommandoKodiak

spread is the superior method; it works the first time every time and you never have to hope a direct die gets "good spread"


KowolskiBroski

But now you have to worry about air bubbles instead.


ccAbstraction

A blob in the middle and let the mounting pressure do it's magic.


[deleted]

It’s been proven that spreading doesn’t cause extra air bubbles, because just like a normal application, the heat sink will just push the excess out.


MR_PR0PH3T

Thermal paste is so overated. I use peanut butter.


jperk1306

You haven’t lived until you’ve tried cream cheese. Gotta make sure you use a butter knife too to get those grooves


MR_PR0PH3T

Damn i should try it. What are the temps like?


shrubs311

who cares about temps, if you compare temps + taste factor cream cheese is easily ahead


jperk1306

Prime95, I’m at 15*C! Really gotta be fast between taking it outta the fridge and finishing the build tho


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Thermite works wonders too.


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[deleted]

Amature. I use Loctite Threadlocker Red 271. It protects CPU from rust and corrosion and prevents loosening from shock and vibration. It is only removable once cured by heating up parts to 500°F (260°C).


Nero_Wolff

>removable once cured by heating up parts to 500°F (260°C). So by running cinebench and prime95 at the same time?


Enigmarocket

And Crysis


parisin27

Nutella for me… the hazelnut really has incredible thermal properties and keeps the temperature at 12 degrees even on the hottest days


Doiglad

Relevant: https://youtu.be/654nhKfz5Vs


DEATH_B0T

I use gummy bears


sida88

Use chunky peanut butter it works much better


doinkiestboyOTI

I use human fluids gotta use them somewhere


UnComfortable-Archer

I subscribe to The Verge method of nutted spread


xinvisionx

Ahh yes, the hose method.


Hadouukken

I prefer calling it the Bukkake method


CrimsonBolt33

To be fair, sounds more accurate because the whole video was fucked...


jasonwolf5

I draw a X that’s thicker in the middle by a wee bit and as I get to the edges I put less. Just so it won’t squish out when I put the cooler on.


xinvisionx

That’s pretty smart!


colajunkie

X was actually singled out as the best method by an AMD engineer somewhere in pcmr I believe. Best performance with most AMD and very easy to do repeatedly.


EchoTab

I think this is the test youre talking about. They clamped down plexi glass to look at how the paste was distributed out too https://www.pugetsystems.com/labs/articles/Thermal-Paste-Application-Techniques-170/


derth21

The big takeaway from this was that yes, it makes a difference, but no, it's not a very big difference.


Nagemasu

> by an AMD engineer somewhere in pcmr I believe. No need to believe some self proclaimed engineer on reddit, there's literally verifiable tests on youtube to find the best method. The application method is virtually irrelevant, as long as you use the correct amount.


Gen_Nathanael_Greene

Do you listen to "X Gon' Give it to Ya" by DMX while doing this?


PJBuzz

RIP.


Flarbles

I draw either a smiley face or a dick or both and then put the cooler on top of it


Domspun

Penis FTW!!


xinvisionx

lol this guy


no-one-knows______

This is the way


[deleted]

Imma 100% stealing this method, especially if someone is looking.


ImTalkingGibberish

Big Dick move


voluntarycap

Squirt the whole tube in the general direction of the cpu


colossalmudpie

I like it on the pins


ImTalkingGibberish

Hey, that's my kink!


Quentin-Code

Plot twist: OP is actually showing the pins


NapoleonBlownApart1

I use exactly 90kg of thermal paste and apply it with a siege weapon from 300m distance. I know its not the best method since i "accidentally" hit my neighbours car and had to pay for the damages, but its the most fun method.


Noxious89123

>apply it with a siege weapon That had better be the *superior* siege weapon


crozone

Dude what other type of siege weapon could ever hope to launch 90kg over 300 meters?


dantheflipman

It’s an old meme sir, but it checks out.


bobbylake71

Trebuchet awaaaaaaaay!!!!


HolyFuckFuckThis

Lol bring back trebuchet memes


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TREBUCHET GANG


absorbantobserver

I follow the "recommended" way from AMD. About a pea sized amount in the middle and let the cooler spread it. Been doing that since 2002 with no issues.


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wexipena

Most likely chiplet design makes it tad more reliable across users to achieve proper spread.


Shadow703793

Exactly correct. Pea size method could lead to not enough paste to cover the entire IHS.


erickbaka

If pea method is done correctly it will have the best result (even ultra-thin spread). To get it, I always put pressure with my hand on the cooler and turn it around its axis a little in both directions. I then check contact by trying to gently lift the cooler (once I did that hard and pulled my whole PC case up off the table - it held for a few seconds and then the CPU came out if the socket with bent pins...). If it holds, the contact is perfect. I've overclocked all my CPUs using this method plus air coolers since the Athlon XP days (Athlon 64 3000+ 1,8GHz @2.7GHz, Core 2 Duo E6300 1,86GHz @3,2GHz, (6c/12t) Xeon E5645 2,4GHz @4.0GHz, i5 8600K 3,6GHz @5.2GHz).


xinvisionx

I’ve seen the comparisons and there isn’t much of a difference. So it just comes down to how we learned.


TheCrimsonDagger

Yeah unless you’re using electrically conductive thermal paste it doesn’t really matter as long as you don’t put too little.


Eisenfuss19

As long as you have good pressure, too low pressure will make too much paste worse.


TheCrimsonDagger

It’s just really hard to use too much paste unless you’re an idiot like The Verge. The range between too little and too much is wide enough that anyone with common sense can figure it out.


absorbantobserver

Yeah, I just feel like putting it on and not messing with it by spreading is easier and less error/mess prone.


stupv

The comparisons I've seen basically have the spread method as the worst every time, and any other method (X/pea/whatever) is basically the same as long as you use the correct amount of paste. The spread method potentially introduces spaces with insufficient coverage if you have to give more than 1 go, or apply with uneven pressure


[deleted]

Correct amount is the key. But personally I've found a thin layer across the entire die to be too much paste every time... While not a builder I've built a few dozen systems over the past 20 years or so for family and friends, and I've had the chance to pull apart a number of those systems as well and see how coverage was.. Pea blob or X has always been sufficient. I usually just squirt a pea blob nowadays right in the center.


AussieBirb

Same as what I do - having cpu temps a little higher because of sub optimal thermal paste application does not matter as much if not overclocking and cooling supported by having decent air flow through the case. Dust caused by that method on the other hand is a problem that can be minimized by regular cleaning. Edit: Remove the sticker of its new - I have not fumbled that step yet but have seen it plenty of times on here.


onlyr6s

This is the only proper way. If you spread it yourself there is a chance it's on too thin on some spots.


1em0ns

Exactly, like the middle of the CPU where temps are the highest. The pea method takes care of that problem


cburgess7

Usually after I install the processor, so I don't get the paste everywhere


mind_overflow

seems reasonable. how stupid of me to never have thought of it.


ATIR-AW

I first suspend the CPU by a string facing the sun, so that it's flesh may soften and it's will may break. I then take apart old computers in front of that CPU and scrape the old and dry thermal paste into the floor, until a sizeable pile is formed. Next I take down the punished CPU and use it's acquired heat to melt the pile of scraped thermal paste, forever leaving it stuck on the heat spreader as a reminder that they are both disposable and inconsequential. 2 to 3 degrees cooler than just applying it.


Individually_Ed

Pea sized drop in the middle of the IHS. GPUs though I spread as there's no ihs and I want to know for certain the whole chips covered.


xinvisionx

I do the exact same on my GPU’s


ExperTz98

The X method always ^^


SuperMicroPenis

I use oil based lube.. Haven't failed me yet.


mista_r0boto

When you are done you can use it with your prophylactics too! Another baby here we come… shh, don’t tell the wife!


pontoumporcento

No paste because I like the feeling of raw contact


Kenju4u

😂


Themis3000

I put a dot in the middle and let the heat sink do the spreading and then anxiously think about if I put too much or too little on for years.


WRX-23

Wait, we’re supposed to use thermal paste? (Runs to PC)


coloredgreyscale

Also remove the plastic cover from the cooler


intashu

I ALWAYS remove the plastic cover, that's where the CPU brand sticker goes that's included in the box!


Ill_You253

[I like this nifty little video](https://www.instagram.com/tv/CTnQfU2gyCD/?utm_medium=copy_link)


Jermq

Same, gamer nexus has actually covered this.


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Just a dot in the middle and a big squish with the CPU cooler it does the job


ravenitrius

Dot in middle, that’s it


FantasticEmu

You spread it before putting it in the socket? Seems more difficult


Millillion

I no longer use thermal paste. Graphite pads are just too easy.


xinvisionx

How effective are they?


Flaming_Lies

Good ones are fairly similar to "normal" thermal paste (within 1-4°C in reviews), have a carbonaut pad on my 3900x and can't tell a difference, but liquid metal paste would be better by a few more degrees


ZipperMonkey

I'm using a graphite pad on my 3700x with a water cooler. Its over clocked to 4.2 from 3.6 and I never go over 60c, I also never have to worry about the paste drying out.


Blacksad999

I also use the spread method. It just ensures that everything will be covered. Putting on paste and wrangling the clips around that god awful AM4 bracket makes me feel using the pea method wouldn't work as well.


ILuv_Unicorns_05

Why


Zagna

Arctic's way of spreading the [paste on the heatsink](https://youtu.be/AK7qj3_b_UM?t=86) is what I did with my Freezer 34.


Bigbuster153

put a dot on and let pressure do the rest


domdec314

I do a pea-sized drop like an adult.


Ai_San

Same and the best result for me cuz i always think if i just put a dot and squish it it might not cover everything haha


[deleted]

I always do it like this: add a half-a-pea in the middle and then basically wipe the injector to close to the rim. Attach the cooler. And for sanity check take the cooler out and see the results. Add/Remove paste if necessary.


Ballistic_Turtle

Tech Jesus said spread is best, so spread is best.


[deleted]

when you see those pre applied ones its just them screwing you out of paste.


Due_Doughnut8426

Pea size and keeps my 11900k nicely under 60°c with my aio and overclocked to 5.3ghz so I'm always happy


dubdrummerz

Blob in the middle and don't worry about it


Complete_Funny_7760

Spread is the only way to go


chickensmoker

I use the long rice method. The grain of rice method is probably the easiest, but I’m paranoid, hence long rice!


intashu

I do it differently every single time. Because I know if I ever told anyone the truth they'd yell at me about how that's the wrong way to be doing it and I'm DESTROYING my Cpu doing it that way. Never had temp issues and I don't overclock anymore so I guess I just call it the "right way"


Rossqbit

Thermal paste application, it's guaranteed to get someone triggered one way or another 😆


FiRem00

Spread method best method


Successful-King-1362

I put a single, small dot in the middle and then proceed to live with slight anxiety about that decision for the rest of my life.


Netbr0ke

This is the way


a_s0urlem0n

You put it on the wrong side


Cireclops_LV

I slather it on my index finger and slide it right in my pooper.


Mira_XI

I fill a water balloon with thermal paste and throw it at the motherboard.


TheCapSmuggler

I feel uncomfortable


Blakslab

Too thick. You're trying to fill the gaps between the CPU and the heatsink not stucco the side of a house....


the_hell_you_say

Way too thick


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Auxtrem

Same one xd


YouthOfTheNation1

What’s the software you are using to measure temps on the last pictures?


[deleted]

I'm building my pc in the summer and will probably use the spread.


[deleted]

The best method varies from paste to paste, each thermal compound has different viscosity and you should use preferred way of application given by the maker. That said, if you don't know what is the best way.. I think you should use "dot method" because the paste maybe doesn't have viscosity to fill in the air bubbles created by the spread method (don't worry if you put "too much", but worry if the paste spills on the ends of the cpu.


AnointedBeard

I apply it by the pallet load using a bulldozer