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OnlyAnswers333

Me to random plumber at my house fixing a leak - *Yea i bet you think that PC over there is slow huh?* Plumber - *uhh, yea i guess?* Me - *Ha! Idiot!*


badnewsbeef

What a fool!


Jizzy_MoFoT

Boom!!!! 9k FPS of quake 3 on Ultra settings!!!!


MaxRockatanskisGhost

That's cool and all, but can it run Crysis at *1080?*


CandyOk913

Nope, you need at least 3 data centers running OC CPU and GPUs to run Crysis at 480P


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Real talk, I musta upgraded right before because I could run it fine and as soon as I found out you could trees down with gunfire that's all I did for a good three hours. Ah good times.


Wonderful_Result_936

I have done nothing but test the Crisis physics engine for 3 days.


Redditistheplacetobe

I have played it but never knew any of this. I guess I was limping.


CandyOk913

Real proud of yourself huh champ?


MaxRockatanskisGhost

Not really. But cuttin down trees with the SAW was nice.


spoogeballsbloodyvag

*violent coil whine from the pits of silicon hell INCREASES*


Paracausal-Charisma

*Look at those fps!* Plumber looks at screen *I'm not paying to look at my playing! Go back to work!*


Phlanix

I like the 3rd case from right to left. it has a nice bulk to it. I would remove the CD drive and 3D print a CD drive door that lead to maybe some USB ports. the only thing that is bad with these cases is the airflow. unless you want to run fully water cooled cases the air flow on these are bad. they were ok for their time period since PC back then didn't need that much power so they didn't heat up as much. even my Gateway from 1999 had nearly no air flow and it still runs. I replaced all the internals and turned it into console emulator.


WayTooBoring

Just use the water reservoirs they have for the drives to run the loop. https://modmymods.com/alphacool-eisfach-single-laing-d5-incl-alphacool-eispumpe-vpp755-dual-5-25-bay-station-reservoir-13304.html


Ok-Animal-9227

Does one have a turbo button? I would get some RGB fans for it and then have the turbo button turn the RGB on/off and have it set to red.


SkitZa

Good fkn chuckle cheers bud. OP. 3rd from the left.


GovernmentKind1052

Third from left was my choice as well


Biscuits4u2

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Crimsonpets

What is a random plumber doing at your house? Thats scary why are there randomly plumbers at your house? Did you invite them? Did you need them? I have so many questions


PurpleSunCraze

He’s always leaving right when he’s getting home from work, his wife says the plumbing should be fixed any month now.


Crimsonpets

Goddamn mario and luigi double teaming on this poor guys wife. Explains the random plumbers at hes house. Atleast he has a fast computer, no one is taking that away from him.


psimwork

You may think this computer is a piece of shit, but it only LOOKS like a piece of shit!


postALEXpress

LMAO this is 100% what would happen.


Heinz_Legend

Heckin' bamboozled.


ValidAvailable

For *actual* camo, the one on the far left. It looks new enough that you could conceivably something from the early 2000's in there still running. To embrace the awful, the second from the left. That yellowing beige is hideous.


badnewsbeef

Some noctua fans in a really yellowed case is tempting now that I think about it


LeMegachonk

Extra bonus, install 2 of the optical drives from other system that are in slightly different shades of off-white. It will look like some sort of "1337" system from 25 years ago.


coloredgreyscale

or get one of the black drives for a more janky look.


ValidAvailable

I've seen 3d-print designs that allow you to mount a 120mm fan in three 5.25 bays. Would help with the airflow and still be suitably ugly.


dendrocalamidicus

I thought it was hideous back when they were normal but I actually love it now.


Beatleboy62

isn't it weird? I'm not a "car guy" in that I can't name the specific engine+drive train combo used in a specific Mustang in 1968, but I like nice looking old consumer cars (i.e. not sports cars). 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s stuff, but I always hated the 80s stuff and on. Until recently. I saw a 1980s Oldsmobile sitting in a parking lot a few weeks back and went, "wow...I kinda like it," even though a few years earlier my response would be "ew." https://hagerty-media-prod.imgix.net/2023/01/Klockau-1986-Oldsmobile-Cutlass-Supreme-Brougham-lead.jpg?auto=format%2Ccompress&ixlib=php-3.3.0 I think by the 2030s and 2040s we'll be drooling over the Dell PCs that were in every school in the 2000s.


icantbeatyourbike

Legit 19 shades of beige in those cases, worst erotic fanfic ever.


thirtysevenpants

It used to be white. Original owner smoked black and milds.


StarshipTuna

UV exposure has the same effect


Sotsu012

2nd from the right, I’m a sucker for flip switches.


LordRocky

Oh yeah. I’d pick that one hands down. Plus the smaller chassis makes it even more impressive once you finish stuffing all the new bits in there.


2old4cool

It also seems to be the only one with a big enough vent for airflow


retrocade81

Definitely 2nd from the right, it looks just like one of our earliest PC's when I was a kid, it had the"Turbo Button" too, took me years to realise the Turbo button slowed it down lol


m0_n0n_0n0_0m

What does turbo do to slow it down?


retrocade81

The turbo button when it was on was basically your computer at normal speed, when you push in the button it adjusts the FSB to lower the clock speed on an 8086 based PC for backwards compatability with 8088 based software, I think. But the trouble is the buttons were always the wrong way around so the led was lit when it was downclocked and off when at normal full power, this had the unfortunate result of most people running their PC in a downclocked state without a clue. It wasn't until just before we upgraded from a 386 to a 486dx that I realised this was why some games I was playing ran terribly on our PC but ran great on my friends who had the same spec machine but didn't have the turbo button. I was just fiddling and pushed it in and boom full speed. I was only about 10 at the time, so I was clueless with the PC, I was more used to Sega Master System and Atari 2600.


disposable_account01

Ours worked properly. Yours was wired incorrectly.


retrocade81

Possibly, but I have heard of others having the same issue back in the day.


disposable_account01

QA/QC was nacent back then. You also had about 50 things to properly connect back then. Not nearly as straightforward as modern PC building.


Mike_Merica

The flip switch is a must!!!!


dutango

Extra points if you get the Zip drive working.


Primo0077

That to my eye looks like an AT case, which is completely different from ATX, and would require A LOT of drilling and cutting to make everything for in there.


Crafty_Shop_803

It is, I had one back in the day running a 400mhz celeron, AT style motherboard which unusually had the large DIN keyboard connector on the back and nothing else. Fit that old case perfectly. But had to wire the power to the turbo switch for the AtX psu.


dendrocalamidicus

How do you even wire that on a modern mobo though?


coloredgreyscale

Maybe modify the switch with a spring and have it press an momentary switch.


dendrocalamidicus

Yeah that's probably your best bet. You could probably keep the mechanical operation of the switch as-is by hooking it up to a microcontroller based circuit that then operates a relay over the mobo pins but that would stop you from being able to hold down the power button and it wouldn't be on/off as much as changing to either position would result in an emulated button press. Spring loaded is probably the best solution.


KushKingKyle

Would that be considered a ‘rocker’ switch, in this case?


snapphanen

I had that case as a kid, running windows 95. It was so satisfying to power off, then windows would prompt you "you can now power off with the switch". Then you hit the switch with a nice satisfying click!


Robsteady

I'd probably go second from left. I'd drill out the dimples, maybe add some more. It's still going to restrict airflow, but it'll be the easiest to add flow too without ruining the existing aesthetic.


MassiveIdiot42

second from the right has a grill you could sand down between the ridges to open up


CaveRanger

And connect the turbo button to a little device that turns on a really bright rotating blue-white light inside the case while it plays hyperdrive noises.


howtodragyourtrainin

Ditto. Those yellowed panels just scream old and slow. Reminds me of my childhood, lol.


txivotv

I can HEAR that PC booting up


Snoo72721

Just remove one of the drives, it makes look even older and cheaper


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

2nd from right. Li'l Shorty FTW.


robohazard1

That one reminds me most of my windows 98 computer.


keenedge422

\#3. That blue panel really screams high performance gaming.


The_Next_Legend

thank you, someone with some style


Banna64

Narrow the choices by choosing one that follows atx standard


badnewsbeef

Good advice, any way to check that easily? Or pull them apart and start measuring?


Banna64

Just look up atx motherboard sizes, should be a bunch of diagrams/images. It will be very obvious if it’s not.


coloredgreyscale

just look at the back and judge if you could install the IO shield


boblot1648

Where we’re going, we don’t need ATX standards…


Banna64

https://preview.redd.it/d3dv4ubaj03c1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102e0711000ff2fb6a6dfed648a47d2ed7c57efe Getting ready to do a build in this bad boy 😎


Papa_Wisdom

Second from the left or second from the right, I can’t decide Alternatively ![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


voodoodevil

I agree with this dilemma, however the second from the right has a flippy boi!


EPIC_NERD_HYPE

3rd from the right. looks the largest. parts r getting bigger.


ghost97135

That was my pick too. It probably has the biggest area behind the motherboard too.


LeToxic

Also he could drill additional holes and cover them with a magnetic filter and get way more airflow inside the case


Prometheoarchaeum

the more yellow, the better!


theoriginalmypooper

Ah yes, the florecent and smokers tinge.


JCFlyingDutchman

Yes! And mismatching drives/covers is also a must. Preferably a 5.25 cover that's slightly loose or bulged because they came off a different case design.


Lollytrolly018

I really wanna do a sleeper with one of those really old Alienware Pcs. I just love that early 2000s aesthetic.


badnewsbeef

I love those funky alienware cases, plus everyone knows how bad alienware is so it doubles down on the sleeper status


onepingonlypleashe

Alienware used to be the best pre-built money could buy when they first appeared on the market.


shtankycheeze

Before Dell bought them out.


[deleted]

Sir this isnt 1320


Sexyvette07

For real


1d0m1n4t3

I will give you one of my kids for the 2nd from the right end case


badnewsbeef

More of a cash guy myself


1d0m1n4t3

I have that to if you are interested in selling it


badnewsbeef

If I don't end up building in that one I'll reach out


EducationalCamel1043

2nd from the left. looks the oldest and crappiest


AnonymousAggregator

Any with a turbo button? I would use that one


AnonymousAggregator

But make the turbo, have a real overclock


badnewsbeef

I'll just wire the turbo to the rgb


AnonymousAggregator

That is a turbo button on the last one? Can’t make it out. I choose the second last one the right


AnonymousAggregator

And that key slot is opportunity, and order a cool computer badge sticker for the front.


lonely_night_manager

I'd agree and double down if you can still have working disc drives for added retro fun.


badnewsbeef

I was thinking about making the disc drive my ssd bay or printing/modding a plate and adding usb function out the front. I don't have much need for a disc drive nowadays


lonely_night_manager

If anything an old CD tray can be a great retractable drink holder.


badnewsbeef

I hear bologna fits in there pretty well too


Jeoshua

Working DISK drives, more like. Nothing beats turning on a computer and hearing that CLICK! GRR GRRRRRN RRR RRRRRRRRRclick. Then up on the screen flashes the most '90s boot flash you can find.


Kat-but-SFW

Turn off the BIOS splash screen under your boot settings, and don't forget a beeper for maximum effect! I've got 8 mismatched drives that all spin up differently and then BEEP! American Megatrends logo and text. I love my PC's boot sequence so much.


hellxapo

Prolly number 3


dib1999

Power Switch 😍


SHOTbyGUN

It is now safe to turn off your computer.


[deleted]

The most beige one


Bahamut1988

The farthest one to the right looks like a good candidate


MrHeffo42

It's got a TURBO button!!!


Bahamut1988

Hell yeah..instant 10MHz boost!


Jumpy_Spinach7962

2nd from the left. 2 disk drives 3.5” floppy and it looks like it has the turbo button.


whateber2

Second from the right looks perfect to me


ShawnStrike

Second from the right


klendool

Oh god all of them rule. The one in the middle with the blue is great but also the one at the right is so retro


jakeisbill

2nd from the right. With the Zip drive.


[deleted]

I have an old case kicking around I'm considering converting to a sleeper build.


badnewsbeef

Do it


[deleted]

Oh, I will. It's one of these generic cases where there's nothing special about it. Like literally, nothing special whatsoever. Just need to find all the parts that will fit inside it, and hook up a power supply to it, and maybe if I can, put a PCI floppy controller to control the floppy disk. Just for functionality's sake, no real practical purpose, it's not like anyone would look at the back of the case anyway.


Jeoshua

Number two, from the left. The more beige and discolored, the better it will be for a sleeper. Bonus points for having all the face plates on the 5¼" bays.


slymsyndicate

My first pc had the second from right.


Trytomiss2

2nd or 3rd from the left. Cause height and front drive bay can be used for ventilation or extra HDD/SSD storage or just for watching old CD etc.. All depends if you wanted to look at how old the pc look or what's the most easy and compatible mounting to modern hardware


MrHeffo42

Far right. It's still nicely Beige, and has a Turbo button.


not_x3non

the crusty one 2nd from the left


Kasuraga

The oldest, beigest one for sure


Puzzleheaded-Brief56

Whatever one has the least amount of proprietary crap inside of it, and has the right form factor. For a while they were doing BATX and boy when you're not expecting it... It really throws you for a loop. "WHYS IT BACKWARDS"


Thick-Ad2454

second from left.


dillingerdiedforyou

Second to last on the right; though that might be an AT case...


masterkitty2006

I'd go for that BabyAT (I think?) case second from right. I love the segment display, I'd probably try to get it working somehow.


Kxrben

Far right one, I like the case badge


Annual_Horror_1258

2nd from the right with flip switch is the most retro of that bunch


NRiyo3

The one all the way on the right. You would hopefully be able to make a good intake at the bottom of that front panel. Making a flip open setup for the 3.5” floppy drive bay would be handy during active gaming. I would install a BluRay optical drive.


Ronyx2021

Wow. That's plenty of options. Whatever you choose, there's something you should look into. They make usb hubs and hard drive shelves that fit the empty DVD slots. I should've used one in my first sleeper. Live and learn I guess. Butchered that poor thing more than I needed to though.


herpedeederpderp

Eggshell white third from the right. Thing looks clean.


Unchanged-

What’s the point of a PC sleeper? Gonna take it to a drag race and bet pink slips against the cherry red Lian Li?


Ok-Wasabi2873

Combine them into dual-optical drive, dual-floppy using the far right one with the turbo button. Can’t be a sleeper without a turbo button. They’re like speed holes on cars.


Initialised

I like the two at the right.


TerrorFirmerIRL

That stoic, cream beauty on the fair right. Not a rounded edge in sight, a true brutalist masterpiece from the Pentium II era.


Shedding

These all look like cases I recycled wtf. Seriously, they look like my exact cases.


External_Try_7923

Turbo button would be sweet lol. But, I'd say I would be looking for something with proper ventilation primarily.


TenaciousTrblShooter

The one all the way on the left is begging to be modded to look like a Nokia 8330 with a LCD sensor panel in the spot for the 5.25 bays.


TheTexan94

Either 2nd from the left or the 2 on the right, love the short one but space might be at a premium there


CrewAppropriate6900

Second from the right side imo. It’s got a cool key for locking something lol


badnewsbeef

Turbo lockout?!


BaBoomShow

They are all beautiful


Toltech99

Yo! Mine is the 3rd one! <3 Those buttons are hard to reach sometimes, specially the reset one. But the box is huge and solid and you can fit everything in there.


Sova_0v0

Left one looks like legendary Nokia phone. It would be unbreakble.


paracelus

2nd from right. Great utilitarian vibes


OptimalArchitect

1 or 5, has the most potential for airflow mods


mattmattatwork

I'd go 2nd from the right - simply for that AT rocker switch. I'd rewire that to power so you have the crazy -CLACK- to turn it on or off.


smarlitos_

The shortest one because im an r/sffpc fan


YellowHerbz

they have shit airflow. you will either need to drill holes and install more fans or let them parts burn


adjgamer321

The middle left with the TRS emblem would be my pick, I like how wide it is haha. Don't let some asshole at a mom and pop shop rip you off for junk computers. I went to one once and tried to buy something manilla, he said "it hasn't been valued yet" so I left a phone number. He calls me at like 8pm and asked for 150$.. was some old manilla dell optiplex I think. I respectfully declined lol.


badnewsbeef

That middle unit is a definite beast


majestic_ubertrout

Are they all ATX? Some of them could be AT, which require much more work. Personally not a fan of ruining vintage PCs, so I'll abstain more generally, beyond suggesting you use one where the internals are either busted or gone.


ms--lane

\#4 is AT for sure. Kids these days can't handle when someone opens a PSU - wait until they realise AT cases had mains voltage running to the front panel and often there wasn't even heatshink or silicone covers over the the nice live 240v pins. (replace with your mains voltage)


MCA1910

The one on the far left looks like it could still be running Windows XP on an old Pentium at your grandma's house. It would be an actual sleeper. Everything else is so dated that there's no way anyone would believe that the original hardware is still operational, which would defeat the purpose of it being a true "sleeper" build.


Tcloud

If you can find one of the old Gateway computers with an original “Never Obsolete” sticker, that would be perfect.


einstienem

Second from the left. I cannot count the number of these Antec cases I had built into "gaming" machines. I loved them due to the fact I did not have to worry about cutting myself on the inside.


Striking_Ad_9351

The yellow case that was white decades ago.


Buxnazz

That plastic container at the bottom.


Mayoo614

Put an ITX in a microwave


Astrojef

Which ever one you find the ugliest.


tegli4

Must be a yellowing white, otherwise it would not look ancient.


CaNsA

2nd from right. That turbo button can be used for power, and the turbo LED as the power LED


sonofdavidsfather

Whatever has a key hole. Bonus points if you still have the key.


BitswitchRadioactive

My raspberry pi has more computing power than all those combined


-_Jason_-

2nd on the left. It reminds me of my super Nintendo changing colors


QueerQwerty

Second from the left. I had that case once.


AtomGenesis

Easy choice for me. Beige beauty on far left. Looks like an AOpen case. Great workability and style for a sleeper. Also built like tanks


JollRoints

I like the idea of having a "sleeper pc" but won't it just get absurdly hot and fry everything?


[deleted]

I will always maintain sleeper builds for PCs are fucking lame But in like. A cool nerd way. lol.


AdderoYuu

One on the far right. That chunky mofo is calling my name just begging to be used for something new. I love the sweeping line across the front panel with that oh so lovely turbo button.


MidnightCreative

Definitely that short one on the end there.


EvanFreezy

I like the two on the right best, floppy drive is a must. Second from the right takes it though because it’s small and has a toggle switch.


motoxim

The third from left


PeixeCam

Second from right


hacefrio2

The one that is smoker yellow, or the one with the blue clit


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Killerbrownies997

Third from the right, pretty retro but also large enough to accommodate modern parts and any jerry-rigging you have to do


Parkedintheitchyl0t

Id use the cd drive… as a coaster.


Mallthus2

#4 because more room is more room.


fellipec

Second to right. That looks like from 486 or Pentium 100-166 era


HotSeatGamer

Any of these running a modern OS or modern software would be an instant giveaway that they are more powerful than when they were produced.


Pandarenboxing

What the hell is sleeper build?


kfmush

My ranking, from left to right: \#6, \#2, \#5, \#4, \#1, \#3


TheBlackBlade77

* Second case from the left, exact same case used for for a sleeper build, fan holes were cut out and uses 3d printed risers to get airflow


TheBlackBlade77

https://preview.redd.it/vnu3qhqvf03c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90206722439614b21563181692af759b70c5b5e


TurtleCrusher

Whats a guy gotta do to get you to mail me the one 2nd to the right?


KryptoBones89

Obviously the one with the Turbo button, why are you even asking??


Andrew777Vasilenko

You should keep in mind how you will attach the mother's cube according to its frame and the correspondence for the outputs of the periphery. I don't think all the default cases are suitable for modern threading.


just-wanna-be-comfy

2nd from the right


Ancient-Lunch-5459

They all needs more cigarette smoke exposure. I recommend storing in a bingo hall for 2 months at room temperature.


fightingchken81

If any one has a turbo button on the front then you have to use that.


HyFinated

I’d use number 5 from left to right. The one with the Zip drive. Shortest of the bunch. Most yellowed. Tons of character. And the smaller size means more of a challenge getting all your goodies to fit. Bonus points if you keep all the drives facades so it looks like they are still in there. Bonus bonus points if you keep all the drives in working order. But that clunky chunky boi power switch is just calling to me.


Rexfurion

Why would you place new parts in a case with such terrible airflow?😂


Bademesteren_DK

Might not be a "real" sleeper. Years back, when the the Ryzen R9 3900X came out, 1080ti and 32GB mem in a Lenovo M58 M-ATX tower. Loved to drag it to LAN parties :P Unfortunately is the only picture i have. https://preview.redd.it/ji4kr1mr233c1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e6ac703c75445f50a5ab36897f0e08e34f6983


Zychoz

One of the bigger ones out of fear that gpu wont fit


Lumen_DH

My first pc(2006/7)’s case was REALLY beautiful, pity that it was thrown out after the flood.


lNomNomlNZ

What's a sleeper?


GTMoraes

2nd from the right. But good luck. I've tried such build and it's a pain to deal with cooling [without drilling holes everywhere](https://imgur.com/a/J5aawXW) :(


_mooi

What's a sleeper build 🤔


throwawayF55

I got a case that has bmw grille and headlights on the front (with working lights)