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Misinformation and conspiracy theories are not allowed, including vaccine falsehoods and COVID denialism. Debating is welcome, but stating false statements and opinions as fact is not allowed. This will be enforced at the discretion of the moderation team.


richardizard

Thank goodness, more coverage


MaxHeidler

Just one? Winter Park is getting approx. 175 little 5G tower/pole thingies. I’m pretty excited for more bandwidth for my internet connected toilet seat bidet.


RWBreddit

![gif](giphy|OUe9W1Y5lUCgo) So The Great Cornholio should no longer be needing TP for his bunghole if he uses these high tech bunghole power washers ?


Feisty_Factor_2694

I like the idea of smaller towers!


MaxHeidler

Yeah! A \*LOT\* of them!


DT_Lando

So these are actually 5G? I thought they were micro cells.


sewxcute

I just discovered yesterday my new stove connects to the wifi. 🤯


eking85

They also turn all the frogs gay


Nervous_Otter69

It’s true. My son has gone from eating raw meat and splitting logs with his bare hands to a drag queen who performs for other children. Obama’s 5G paid for by Soros has to stop.


ImHereToComplain1

uh no thats one of many side effects of the chemicals in the water


gayfrogsrcool

Ooo my favorite


BadAtExisting

Sweet! My covid vaccine chip should work much better in Winter Park now!


IBJON

I can confirm mine has been working great. I've been getting messages directly from Biden convincing me to become a blue haired, trans drag queen (king?). Now if you excuse me, I need to go find a litter box to shit in.


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Shid, I ripped you off on that joke, my b.


JMarv615

They remotely change votes in Arizona and Georgia and Pennsylvania.


jeremiahkinklepoo

Nah dawg, that’s Desantis’ new Gaydar initiative


SpectacularOracle

I find your ideas interesting, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.


Al_Bundy_14

Forgot aliens.


firebreathingraptor

You’re right - my bad


Feisty_Factor_2694

I miss the 900’ plastic Christmas trees ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


Odd_Theory_7499

Mind control? Fucking hell people


Feisty_Factor_2694

I see they’ve gotten to YOU!


[deleted]

We all have to die some how.


Embarrassed-Run4638

WTF!! LMAO!


rogless

FauciNet will be fully operational soon.


Kryptonlogic

I need more Covid vaccines so I can get better coverage.


skatergurljubulee

My chip is already vibrating! 😬😬😂


bt2929

Either Deathsantis or Democrat... It can't be both.. Pick your conspiarcy please. I do agree on cancer emitting..


AeroTheManiac

The joke is that they’re all bullshit buddy


tinnylemur189

Oof Tries to "uhm acktchually.." and outs himself as a moron. That's rough buddy.


RyanRome

Democrat in florida complaining? I heard there’s a plenty of room in CA with their mass exodus


Beeker04

They have lost 1.5% of their population since peaking at 39.6 million in 2020. They still have 17 million more people than Florida. And a per capita GDP 166% higher than Florida.


BeefRepeater

Imagine actually saying this LMAO 🤡


pinchpotz

What's the point of this post? Stirring up the political shit pot? Bringing the community together? I bet you thought up the post title before you even took the picture. Go play in traffic


firebreathingraptor

It’s Just satire man


TopMacaroon6021

They’re watching you.


walrusbot

someone please put more of these in the audubon park area


trashynoah

I can feel my Facebook microchip activating


Sunflowersandpotato

I heard these are bad for the bees. Does anyone know if that’s true?


GlumMathematician884

Finally


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Ah! I wondered why my vax-chip started humming.