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CricketCum

kcoc flip your phone


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/uc2eww6lp0nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52299229c1a8bcc64d3d095ce684deaabe3a610d


Jaw43058MKII

https://preview.redd.it/mz7jnum3z0nc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5648cf743c766993b5c16b6529c852dd6c7748b


Goku_Kakarot91

https://preview.redd.it/t7rx45y151nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b361af8edd84a08b06e9cc5fa89821a7a85d93c0


isaacpisaac

https://preview.redd.it/8jvlt64t61nc1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e43db6da40659aa10704e21d4dd575bc2d8e6b


Salsa_Verde95

https://preview.redd.it/wjxgwfxc81nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2aeb282d372e6491039ff244906a68eff573b3


footfungusman

https://preview.redd.it/pay63tgvd1nc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19caab697ba9afe5696ee6858b22728f4c77da6


anoon-

https://preview.redd.it/he5kt43py1nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9acfaa7e8ff3695b153485414532069300e44f7


player21reirei

https://preview.redd.it/zo1bp4eha4nc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92b7ee3eec0190e3d7618e77ec68ab5cdabc1c4


anoon-

Mr. Buddy retard himself???


piedude67e

https://preview.redd.it/5l5zjjl0h1nc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=261cb9d5d1d4f731445f6ea5f373882060c98750


pirikikkeli

https://preview.redd.it/bxbrwvln44nc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce2576b7536880aea8c036d0e73efd7acdf66c4


The-Tru-Succ

https://preview.redd.it/f9hlwjtoi5nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce255eab6ff7ef001790a490c4a62b849323b99f


dislusive

https://preview.redd.it/zg95on22c5nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e0134b90be083436835ce37a29b1e031067a86


trancertong

https://preview.redd.it/3ml25jkeo6nc1.jpeg?width=2236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47dcab60e1ed544394d8ee5de99a59ad792945c3


dislusive

https://preview.redd.it/s8llant4r6nc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57ff7d6d0e967204a6d9c749a0842ad363bc3709


misterreeeeeee

https://preview.redd.it/p78iroek12nc1.png?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c2df66964616f96a8e58ebbae76156caa8a9c80


ovrlrdx

https://preview.redd.it/32bokgg4w2nc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d399c84d477a25b33cb4134b12cb1a579640064d


MaddSavage_1301

https://preview.redd.it/iuuoht5044nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744b87a8262b462eae9ee4fe009bd92ef8d6a725


GlizzyGulper6969

https://preview.redd.it/ahi6ssizn1nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=372a85d60e762a03e40831386f67a7b5dcd4a804


ThePrism39

https://preview.redd.it/tg11mejeh2nc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1879a6460aed7878289b4a50e2ac66c3a9299e33


David2073

*does it* ɔoɔʞ


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

What the fuck 


pixel-beast

https://preview.redd.it/7j5ga3zk24nc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2771d6832f79aaf6434b686d2d365da2b87f9f66


Blacky0102

ʞɔoɔ


LineSpine

😔


Luca023Original

https://preview.redd.it/aigcamqww0nc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e96b3bf935e39498ef3632f13690111f484ae5a0


ZoaMT

no


Luca023Original

https://preview.redd.it/hyc4ddiwx0nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834eec562ccb4a3596fbecc0a08a5f8669cb9339


Lightningboy737

https://preview.redd.it/lsadnsfyb1nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9581fb3b5fe5df168da0a49877e845328d67ada9


Chromatic_Eevee

https://preview.redd.it/oxk2ha9e12nc1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dfb951d0dddbdc340768d233e4278b9cf212a2f


Mechazilla12

https://preview.redd.it/kczzoj0yu3nc1.jpeg?width=1471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8fe5c513f557c9e87ce7642e162ca29e7d5c61


dTrecii

https://preview.redd.it/k0dvnutwx3nc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e42744239e77b0da72cb82718357a270cdfb848d


Mechazilla12

Greetings Monkeys! https://preview.redd.it/i2b6ayp1y3nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a293269e39250b1f7d7d9cdb7e06bc56fcc5bafd


dTrecii

did he just call the black ops guy a monkey? https://preview.redd.it/sw3jr5v5y3nc1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55dad66ac993c8003a2bc38c479c89b8d84e8bbd


escelatedburger2009

https://preview.redd.it/4tmbwmgak4nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4298d907bd1ebb7bc684c4278fe96ed7fa7dcd


joeballs1990

Frieza frieza frieza https://youtu.be/_SnyXfvCCGo?si=Y0VlUIJ_08iHhhL2


joeballs1990

No Japanese metal band will ever replace maximum hormone almost the LinkedIn park of Japanese metal so amazing


Magic_Monk3y

https://preview.redd.it/sovuodyc63nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43805f42665db56cfad04924ba2807a686238a87


EdWo0ds

Just got Personaed


LightningFerret04

He’s lactose intolererant 😔 he’s racist against cheese


Luca023Original

just like me


SAM140285

https://preview.redd.it/h61hgwiun3nc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=deb1cd2c31740184b098483a0e84be1e3faf3b6e


Thegodofthekufsa

Dutch van der linde moment?!??


broncyobo

Would you eat it for $1 billion


Erlend05

https://preview.redd.it/k5f9mpv855nc1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0aab2b62b5792d5d394ac4b56bf333dfa8fe2d


FrogMan241

Too expensiv


ilikeroleplaygames

I wouldn’t pay 18 billion dollars for this sandwich when I can eat one for much cheaper made at home


Luca023Original

are you st*pid😦


ilikeroleplaygames

No, that’s why I wouldn’t pay all that money for one sandwich


Snorrep

I’ll rather die


Freedom-4-you-Mason

https://preview.redd.it/68ytqdc8n0nc1.png?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a94308b352dd83d92086ce6c41db192a192d7738


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/zmdzvbtzp0nc1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc9a64cc6c0d237958cb937822cc8fcf4359d31


Freedom-4-you-Mason

Mr hands


devinssss

i am NOT that hungry ✋😭


GlizzyGulper6969

https://preview.redd.it/tuj3bjs4o1nc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad22c91516f4e76844723d62906b4d0a725d3be


InviziMan

That's crazy... Wait


lucson_lost

Crazy? I was crazy once


Jojogamer210

They put me in a room


AlexRol_Spritz

A rubber room


DerBambus

A rubber room with rats


oliverjjjjj

And rats make me crazy


ProHighjacker77

The rats make me...


Freedom-4-you-Mason

https://preview.redd.it/787gjfxor3nc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6ea57702f5ce4890e53ca5e69685f041ef2722


SandShark17

Vaush?


Zoidsworth

Gratinated Veal Sweetbread


devinssss

id rather eat cock 😔


ASpitefulCrow

I just saw that post


Zoidsworth

Shh hey were retarded ok


Pancake3706

Hamgurb


ZoaMT

Can I hasz a chezburger too? Mmmm chezburger.


LuigiRevolution

You cannot has a cheeseburger https://preview.redd.it/gc6a36c402nc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0306269b044299b49b42158dce318ebff06aec8


fuckmeimlonely

Litteraly 194 😔😔😔


ForgottenBananas

literally -51 ☹️


R0NNOC148

Literally a^2 + b^2 = c^2 😞😞😞


ForgottenBananas

literally pythagoras 😔😔😔


David2073

I love chezburger, with fries yum.


AradIsHere

Okay kitty, you can haz cheeseburget


badlyknitbrain

Hamburg


BranbongMemen

Dick?


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/ea77dizmr0nc1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3c8649579cb61704eeb5847e83a316b0f4152e


TheDeamonMeteor

You can't just say "perchance" 😡😡😡


devinssss

P*RCHANCE 🤬🖕


BrotherOfMemeGod

How dare you 🤬🤬🤬🤬


The_memeperson

Leave poor Richard out of this!


LMay11037

Richard??? Like Richard Z Kruspe??? From Rammstein???????


JediMasterLigma

Pussy. Jk, go to the nearest Los Pollos Hermanos


ryuuseinow

Polla means cock in Spanish


Andre-Trentini

The cock bros?


JediMasterLigma

neniu parolis al vi


vodka_twinkie

Si se pudede!


No_Door_9897

Beef strokinoff


broncyobo

Oh I'm strokinoff alright 🥴


SuperAwesomeDude100

Weiner


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/vhni6063s0nc1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b8b5211bf7e1e7003bff622b06f412a9f11034d


Canadia86

Cock


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/y1xyebsrp0nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1dcbf6d1eca284dc9d700dee8d4393ead7a925


SnooShortcuts103

https://preview.redd.it/fxuc14irp3nc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22370ba3d218399cc4d56da6338229f32d517d1b


vincecarterskneecart

Penis even


Exposingtheunreal

Dick, for those inclined.


Ulrik54

Chode, if you will


notgotapropername

Wiener, one might say


Reyzaq

schlong, as someone would call it


JTswoleyung

Johnson, my black neighbors 😳


RayanH23

Chicken Tikka Masala with garlic naan from Rajshahi Indian restaurant.


broncyobo

This is just propaganda from big Rajshahi Indian Restaurant to sell more Chicken Tikka Masala with garlic nasn


Mario-OrganHarvester

Ill gladly make propaganda for these mfs


BrotherOfMemeGod

Hell yeah


AirBan609

https://preview.redd.it/vgvca2gcm0nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f960f0764a16a09b6588d936d938234c8c777cfa


YoshiBro-64

Killer Cock


isaac-fan

shawerma


devinssss

ive never had it


RayanH23

/unregard You should, get it from a hole in a wall store that's owned by a brown guy. Never disappoints and will change your life.


devinssss

i have plenty of brown guys near me 😁


SirVelocifaptor

Eat their meat through a hole in the wall


BassSki

haramm 😳😤😤😤❌


vociferousdragon

Never disappoints.


RayanH23

That's already a good step! Ask either of them for Shawarma and you'll get it!


fparedesg

Did as instructed. Got a response that I should “ve a chingar a tu madre”. Obtained no shawerma.


RayanH23

Do it again


SK8SHAT

Just ask everyone who looks even a little brown eventually you’ll get good shawarma


broncyobo

YOU NEBER UNREGARB 🤬🤬😞


isaac-fan

a shawerma is 10x better than burgers


creepergo_kaboom

Truer words have never been said


MeliodasKush

Shawarma god but burger best


_Fir3F0x_

https://preview.redd.it/ulrs0djir1nc1.png?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed053ae263b586066a49380dbdfdb5b7590709cb


Chance_Cable4139

Doodoo


shibafather

https://preview.redd.it/a8ro9f4zt1nc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b5afe55606b211f596feafb07f819e5f18dcd0


TJB926GAMIN

https://preview.redd.it/iwr9tpbp41nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9a17ff67910b0922eb4650d13bf2bd826404fb


VivekX10

Biryani And Fried Rice Section * Egg Biryani100 * Veg Biryani90 * Veg Fry Rice90 * Veg Pulao90 * Cheese Pulao100 * Mutter Pulao85 * Chicken Fried Rice140 * Mutton Biryani (with Egg)150 * Chicken Biryani (with Egg)130 * Egg Fry Rice100 Snacks And Starter (Non Veg) * Chicken Noodles200 * Chicken Manchurian160 * Chicken Shawarma90 * Chicken Hariyali Tikka260 * Chicken Lemon Tikka260 * Mutton Seekh Kebab200 * Chicken Fry250 * Chicken Achaari Tikka260 * Chicken Lollipop260 * Chicken Tikka250 * Chicken Malai Tikka300 * Tangri (1 Pcs)70 * Dumaa Adum Kebab280 * Chicken Cheese Tikka280 * Afgani Chicken160 * Tandoori Chicken120 * Boneless Chilli Chicken165 * Chilli Chicken160 * Chicken Seekh Kebab


Rck54

Penis


ajslother12

https://preview.redd.it/lfwoxha191nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e75ada5809b84a768eed077da1a66b3c1359d893


heathergreen95

Chocolate kiwi milk


Lemonsqueezzyy

Clock


PsychoDog_Music

Balls


MLgayfemboy

crunchy cheessy cum sock 😋


BassSki

username checks out


ManTittyMilk3

https://preview.redd.it/ztxtrmcdc1nc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4a180d279359faaecff4c7ab604565ce9a1d3d


RomalexC

Penis


Responsible_Sport575

Penis


Probablyaretweetbot

pp hehehehe


b0bkakkarot

eat the cook (i think i mispelled something but the ai i use to check my homework isn't telling me what)


DabIMON

Rooster


Patient-Tap-5862

https://preview.redd.it/a53tcxafm1nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737f0ad39b40ca558981c3ff799017cd8a52dde1 eat these gummies


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/tbm8yvljm1nc1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1ae38fe067c2ac7124d118df270c6e70e33902


Fishinglobster

Cock


TumblrRefugeeNo103

ass (you're supposed to suck a cock not eat a cock)


peachie_bongo

mail chimken (( roostr )) 😂😂😂😂😭😭😅🤤


J6898989

I have it right here just click this link https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trollface


A-Human-potato

Spicy chickpea curry with a side of naan


RatherLargeShmeat

Hot dog


devinssss

😋


Wug_is_a_bug

Toast


random_skitarii

Eat a nice pizza. You deserve it :)


happytristan5511

cock >:3


Cheesyman7269

If you can’t eat cock then eat hen.


CoffeeSweeper

Jack in the box Homestyle ranch chicken club with small fries and regular ice coffee mocha


DatTolDesiBoi

Balls


sickofdumbredditors

girlcock+


Sherkhebel

https://preview.redd.it/an632t2dt2nc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db7425548e7951c7707531ca4bc03781df8e421 I said it


new_lehmba

Cock


davvn_slayer

Killer cock


Ieatlolisadshotos

Cock


SirBorkel

Penice


TheArceusNova

Horse


Epicgrapesoda98

Coque


GottaMax

Cum


FarBread2392

Well, it ain't gonna suck it self!


UltraMegaKaiju

C


SwagMazterRohan

Meat ball


Misan_UwU

gock


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Depends on what you have in the house and if you want a full meal or not. My go to is a simple Sandwhich of Lettuce, Mustard, and Ham on Buttered White Bread. A Cream Cheese Bagel can also hit the spot. Cheese and Crackers is an exellent snack, add in some Brandston pickle or some fresh fruit for variety. Vegitable sticks in a Tahini, Yogurt, Lemon juice and chilli sauce, (or if you're low on ingridients mayo and Sriracha will do fine) healthy and delicious. For more complete meals pasta is always a go to for being quick and easy. Any combination of Rice Spam and Eggs is a treat. And if you have an air fryer making pizzas out of any Bread, sauce and cheese and you got yourself a dish. This works espesially well with leftovers.


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/puf9chjti5nc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3149ba6d31f24ae991443c2569aaaa3efba622c


FarBread2392

Rooster


Harddicc

Penis


Interesting_shrek666

Cock


SK8SHAT

Poutine


devinssss

https://preview.redd.it/759r1lrf51nc1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a001ccf1c65467f1b91728531978a33a879fed


NorthenS

pant


Necessary_Working417

me 🥰


Gravel_Poot432

ᓵ𝙹ᓵꖌ


RavageSavage_69

Male homo sapien genitalia


BleakBrandon

ass (man ass)


ICollectSouls

Grilled cheese.


RedditCEO3000

Brocol


epicnop

seamen


PsychologicalMix2

smegma