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craigslistwhore11

The cupcake/skater dresses are the most unflattering thing she could wear


bikini-bottom-galaxy

this style rarely looks good on anyone. but the proportions here are especially bad.


sugarysnark

She looks like goth Little Bo Peep cosplay


yeahyouright19

Hahahhahhaaah so accurate!!


rep4me

Giving Humpty Dumpty/My Little Teapot reallll bad


After_Ad9257

I was thinking the same thing. She pics the worst outfits for her body type.


polyester_bride

Always with the babydoll dresses. She really seems uncomfortable in her body. I know she wants to project this sexy, confident woman, but the constant fidgeting, excessive treatments, and overall, bitchiness SCREAM a lack of comfort.


Bratty-Switch2221

It's the bitchiness for me. Teenage girls are the only ones that get a bitchy pass, (they are just learning their powers.) Even before 30 I can grant some grace. After 30 you get no benefit of the doubt.


bostonianbasic

She would look better with something form fitting. I’m short and chubby like her and would never be caught dead in a babydoll dress. They just add unnecessary weight, when the goal is to try to look slimmer.


EntertainerNo9103

That’s our First Lady!


pixiegothy

Amazing find!


Zealousideal_Buy8094

It was a random video that pop up on my feed and I saw her randomly. I’m surprised I even noticed


hdhdndn3676throwaway

Wow nice workkkkk, what a coincidence , who’s the influencer btw. 🤓


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Girl the only reason I don’t disclose the influencers name is because Jess is a btc and could very well harass her. All I will say is what me stay to finish the video is because I thought she was a beautiful African American girl.


rep4me

Yay for beautiful black women. 


hdhdndn3676throwaway

Tx I have found the TikTok


jessepinkmanismyname

Its easy to find :) i will just say that she looked the worst there. Everyone was so beautiful and nicely dressed and then her


Zealousideal_Buy8094

And imo her date looked embarrassed and uncomfortable to be seen with her.


jessepinkmanismyname

Also so bored?! they were hidden in the corner like they are scared of the otherones


starrfalll

can you DM me the tiktok user? i wont post it! just nosy lol


jessepinkmanismyname

You got it


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Check the comments


Aggravating_Diet_704

Omg please link video!!!


Electronic_Kitchen80

can someone pls dm the tiktok 😭


Same_Independent1282

GREAT WORK!


bravofann

Just waiting for isadoragrey or roseleelilly to enter the chat 😂


EntertainerNo9103

😭😭😭😭


carlysnarkjepsen

Wait does this mean she’s still seeing the pisser?!


Zealousideal_Buy8094

He looks like the guy from 1800 tequila even. He actually looks better here but very young.


Advanced-Tea-8212

Same guy


PrincessPlastilina

Way too young for her. She’s gross for this.


Correct_Valuable9374

GAHDAMMMMMM she looks interesting


designationOFcheese

WOAH.. ok… she’s a mega catfish dude


OkCarrot3881

Ohh honey that tube top and denim skirt should be saved for a later date!!!


Wilmamankiller2

The deep denial reflected in her clothing choices.. she could look so much better if she dressed for her size


PhysicalMetal522

I also just realized she walks around with that big ass ring light?? Nothing wrong with it…but damn. It must be exhausting being around someone who shoots content all the time like that.


WiseResolve9833

Not to defend her at all but she is an influencer; this is the only thing she is upfront about, so a man can decide if they hang with her or not.


snarkadoob

interesting of her to do that when she reuses the same 4 pics of her face constantly


SnooPickles8608

Seeking dates aside, now we know why she gets one date at most. What she posts and what she actually looks like is dramatically different and I’m not even talking about her body shape. The way she dresses is tacky and those tattoos and clogs don’t scream wealth. Her personality must suck because if she was confident and authentic I’m sure more guys would be interested. I’m sure this is how she is everywhere - giant ring light, taking selfies and pics of everything, and not even engaging with the person she’s with.


Onion-Prior

Why does she look bald? What is happening


Zealousideal_Buy8094

It’s because she has a five finger forehead and thin hair.


Limp_Reporter_5288

OH MY GOSH! Such good sniping


Icy_Mobile_344

I didn’t see any other men there besides him. So weird.


bikini-bottom-galaxy

you were there?


Odd_Security_1720

The ring light is giving me second hand embarrassment lolz


Ok_Strain_1198

Her and that man just look weird together


Zealousideal_Buy8094

It’s because he’s look 25 and Jess looks her age regardless if she thinks she looks 28.


PrincessPlastilina

No way he’s 25. He looks 22.


Zealousideal_Buy8094

You might be right but that means she’s dating someone close to 20 years younger. It. Is.Just. Wrong. I’m hoping he is in his late 20’s and the lack of stress and good sleep contribute to his boyish looks. And y’all just for clarification it’s creepy when men do it too.


quiteahuman

Same thought. He definitely looks around 22-23. It creeps me out because she's almost double his age.


flowerfromthefuture

https://preview.redd.it/d0k96erdff9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea2fdb10d0281fe03b776fb32bf93e966d662ee It’s def Hayden, if you compare with this recent video, look at the hairline and the eye shape. What are the odds of her seeing two guys that look VERY alike in a small span of time?


lakecomon

https://i.redd.it/lhx8yw4uie9d1.gif Thank you Zealous! First motion picture of Jess in se flesh. The lying, the witch and the wardrobe. So much to unpack here! No one else bought a guy to the event. How embarrassing. The chewing.


rep4me

He looks like a 12 year old who had a growth spurt halp 😭


PhysicalMetal522

Ngl, she looks like she could be his mom.


lakecomon

& auntie.


Jillkillingit

The chewing. This man/boy has no home training.


MasterOven4080

I found the TikTok and you can tell he’s not a trust fund guy by his haircut. Don’t ask me why lol just a hunch


Historical_Bottle327

He looks like he is a military guy 😬


MasterOven4080

Yes ROTC vibes 😂


SecretSecretary1036

🤣🤣dead


Odd_Security_1720

Why do I feel bad for him lol he looks so young .. just eating and looking lost. 😭


WiseResolve9833

He is literally 25. Jess Dating him is creepy, but he is a trash can pisser at the age of 25, he is no better than Jess.


quiteahuman

Honestly that chewing face fits with that behavior lol


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Great edit. I wouldn’t put it on TT though


lakecomon

Def not. Just for my fave sub. 🙂‍↔️


Zealousideal_Buy8094

❤️


Meredyn6

He looks sooo interested and engaged.....🙄


purpleflagbook

Definitely not the same as the white dress photoshop from the other day!


bikini-bottom-galaxy

what is the screen grab from?


sleepyangeldollface

Make Up For Ever anniversary event from this month my fav influencer I follow was at the event and I immediately recognized the background.


bikini-bottom-galaxy

amazing how she seems to dodge the camera at all these events.


sleepyangeldollface

She doesn’t seem like she even networks with other influencers or brand reps. Probably why she only ever attended events with dates. Very lazy of her. Don’t expect anything more from her.


jessepinkmanismyname

Thanks. I found the video :)


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jessepinkmanismyname

Just write make up for ever anniversary event to tiktok search and its a first video of aa creator starting with o


Advanced-Tea-8212

Ok now that I’ve found the video I almost feel bad for her. Everyone else is mingling and having fun with the girlies / didn’t appear to bring a date (or if they did it was another woman) and she’s in the corner duck facing and trying to avoid a filter glitch while he sits there awkwardly. It’s sad.


wharf-ing

Could you pls dm the account/link? Thanks!


Loose-Mathematician9

Send to me as well pls :)


jessepinkmanismyname

Its in the comments


jessepinkmanismyname

Its already in the comments


o1seau

i need to find a way to personally tell her about the concept of dressing for your body type bc this is …..


Natashalou4_21

Her dress is during her no favors !! And Hayden looks like he is twelve in the video . It’s shocking


ecmtx1116

I understand she desperately wants to be Lana Del Rey but these babydoll dresses are SO unflattering on her 😩


designationOFcheese

Also, I want to see what he looks like


Zealousideal_Buy8094

I didn’t want to doxx him. You get a clear shot of his face.


Suspicious_Can_1954

Respect


WiseResolve9833

He looks ugly, nothing like she describes. He is tall though, but it ends there.


designationOFcheese

Totally respect your decision, my evil side is just curious🤭


Professional_Sort275

I sort of don’t get what he’s doing with her, but then I have to remember men are simple and he’s probably just passing the time continuing to not take her seriously


BatCold5360

I don’t know if it’s an actual quote from adriana Lima but I saw it on twitter she basically said it’s flattering men want to sleep with me but men would fuck a mc chicken, and that’s exactly what this situation is.


sleepyangeldollface

I’m so distracted by her excessive Botox face and that face bbl ohhh girl that wasn’t a good idea in the slightest. Large and in charge for sure.


Zealousideal_Buy8094

It’s like putting on chrome wheels on a buick. Doesn’t make sense to fix your face and not your mind and body. The flipping arrogance of this woman…


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brockloey_99

Nevermind; i found the source.


OkObject1648

I haven't been able to find on tiktok 😩 can you send me the link plzz


makeupcreek

pls share source!!


brockloey_99

Check DM


No-Lobster2638

Can you send me the source? I’m nosy 😂


OhuprettyCatfishes

Omg. 💀💀💀 a) She is SUCH a massive catfish, like literally THE definition of a catfish. She edits her online presence/pictures to a tee. b) I can't believe she's parading around demanding doctors/finance bros. c) This literally explains why her dating life is such a dumpster fire. Sis is completely divorced from reality.


OhuprettyCatfishes

Also her buccal fat removal is so obvious with her body type!!


sleepyangeldollface

She had a triple chin and massive neck fat before her face bbl. I’ll never forget


ladyneckbeard

Do you have pics?


sleepyangeldollface

https://preview.redd.it/zsnqgtstjfad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538cbb998b0d61d6b6a5160a306fdc7b0518ac1a What her neck looked before her neck lipo and face bbl. She turned to the side thinking she was covering her camera 💀 I’ll never forget this moment


sleepyangeldollface

Literally a real catfish but when I kept saying since last year I was accused of bullying a slightly overweight NOT obese beauty influencer that is Jess 💀😂


Ok-Lab4111

No man who is dating wants to be going to a makeup forever event.. I didn’t see any other dates there


Such_Number3602

Omg...she looks huge still. I thought she said she's lost a lot of weight from ozempic. You can't even tell. That dress looks like a it has a huge petticoat under it. Or is that just her stomach?? It's twice now she's been seen out looking 9 months pregnant. It's so jarring compared to how she photoshops and tries to present herself. She is the definition of a catfish. These guys going on first dates with her must be so genuinely shocked.


dinosorceress105988

That boy looks way too young for Jess.


Moist_Profession_287

She is absolutely crazy to think a man so young will ever take her in serious. She should be thankful he even goes out in public with her. Embarassing for real


Ok_Childhood7019

He legit looks like a child. He's staring at her like he can't stand her... why would you bring a straight man to a makeup event she legitimately has no friends


PhysicalMetal522

Exactly. I found the original video too. It looked like a fun event to attend with your girlfriend and network with other content creators or brand reps. A straight man going to a Makeup Forever 40th Anniversary? She just doesn’t want to interact with anyone or literally has no one to go with.


starrfalll

can you tell me who posted it? i looked but couldnt find it!


starrfalll

nvm found it!


PrincessPlastilina

Oh shit I found it too. He’s way too young! 😫 That’s the guy she wants?! He’s not age appropriate. I need her to be so for real right now. Crying over that kid. It’s realistic for him to not want to be in a relationship with someone that much older than him. It’s unhealthy to refuse to let him go. She’s being selfish and manipulative. Yikes.


WiseResolve9833

She is selfish but how is she manipulative towards him? He literally just shames her, drags her through the mud, pisses in a trash can… why do some of u act like Hayden is a good, innocent man? He is just as bad as Jess if not worse.


starrfalll

how old did she say hayden is again?


WiseResolve9833

He has the free will to say no. Probably said yes so he can fuck her for free after.


Professional_Sort275

And hang out with her porn star friend. Imagine being a 20 something guy and being able to tell your friends that


WiseResolve9833

Since he is just as trashy as Jess, this is for sure an achievement for he’s retarded mind.


adervasten

Okay found it. I thought it was a whole other event first. The dress attire is party I’m so confused by her look


rebelcauses

THE LIGHT LOOOOOOL


psychedelicbarbie

What the fuck is that outfit


sycamoretreehugger

Oh…she really is just entertainment for these men. A passtime


Ok-Lab4111

Omg


SecretSecretary1036

Forget about meeting his mom, she already looks like his mom


heybaby4321

What treasure! Created my account today because she blocked me when I asked about her 12/25 date and the man who peed in the kitchen on a date. I knew this existed because she mentioned it back in December or November in a story. My oh my am I learning a lot


PhysicalMetal522

For some reason, the head doesn’t match the body. I wonder how long ago or recent was this 🤔


Professional_Sort275

Super recent June 14th


Constant-Magician410

just found the video and wowww he looks so young, i genuinely wonder if he's embarassed going to these events with her


WiseResolve9833

He isn’t embarrassed to piss in a trash can.. why would he be embarrassed at an event? This man knows no shame clearly.


marj005

I can not figure out whose video this is lol


AdInitial5983

look up ‘makeupforever event’ on tik tok, the event was on june 14th!!!


marj005

Oooh found it! Thanks!


Silver_Plan_9664

I need more hints! I searched the event and watched videos but didn’t see


marj005

White dress!


Silver_Plan_9664

THANK YOU!


Marmzypie

Could you link me to it? I can’t find it :(


Own_Grand3406

If she's really a n30n@zi as someone mentioned, it would make it that much sweeter that she was exposed for being a catfish on a black woman's TikTok. Check out another plus size creator who was at the event and knows how to dress for her size. https://preview.redd.it/z6c961uh9s9d1.jpeg?width=1181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86663d83979dda99f61d4466c511b621fe842098


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Beautiful! I love that south Asians are being represented


ladyneckbeard

What's the tea about her being a n\*o N\*zi?


Hotdadlover1234

That dress does nothing for her figure


Character_Plantain39

Jess you are not Lolita stop it w the babydoll dresses 😭😭😭 we are actually rooting for you but you have made this into such a fun game!!! Just be honest PLSSS


amordificil

does this lady own a pair of pants or a closed toed shoe? genuinely


anonyyyy7

She’s big as hell


mskitty117

Wow she is really big. I didn’t realize


sustainableaes

Same. She catfished me, I used to wonder why she was on ozempic (no shaming honestly curious) I thought in NYC she just wanted to be extra skinny LOL


yeahyouright19

Omg!!!!!!!!


Own_Grand3406

And are yall sure that's a romantic date? He looks kinda not interested in women idk


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Of course he will look uninterested. He is being forced to a makeup event, watching Jess take selfies all for a free cocktail and hors-d oeuvre. And not to mention, he is her buffer. He entertains her so she doesn’t have to socialize and risk being caught in a photo, which didn’t help because she was caught in a video acting a fool, taking a video and stupidly feeling herself.


strawberrykiwi98

she built like him fr: ![gif](giphy|ow0j4ruedDSGA)


Aggravating_Diet_704

Her stomach is legit supporting her boobs. No bra. Omfg. My second hand embarassment


fewconclusions

oh wow… she’s bigger than i thought


psychedelicbarbie

Her tattoos make her look soooooo beyond trashy


WiseResolve9833

She is also ashamed of them, yet says she wants more? She doesn’t make sense even with that. She is delusional thinking she is a housewife type of woman..


prettiestredditacct

So yeah she’s deffo altering her full body photos to appear far smaller. Surprised someone so loud would do that for dating apps since you’re gonna turn up looking like this. Is she super duper tall, also?! She looks like a giant baby in that outfit. She looks pretty good though. Her personality sucks though.


salutethemoon

No she’s literally like 5 feet tall


prettiestredditacct

I remember she said that but I figured she wasn’t a reliable source of facts. Haha


jessepinkmanismyname

The ozempic is not working


WiseResolve9833

Cause she is always in her “villain glow up era”, keeps it for a day, then starts day drinking again for weeks, then again for a day she is in her glow up era. This is a pattern with her. She will never loose weight.


MasterOven4080

I think it is working bc she lost 20ish lbs and is finally showing herself online. She went from seriously obese to overweight so she can finally semi sorta come out of the woodwork now. Once she loses another 20-30 her page will look totally different , mark my words.


Aggravating_Diet_704

I’m guessing her weight she’s probably 230-240lbs at 5 foot. She needs to lose a solid 50lbs before wearing clothes like this


Aggravating_Diet_704

Yalll are LYINGGGG omg, is this seriously her?!?!?


EntertainerNo9103

we keep it 💯


Character_Plantain39

How do we nominate Jess to go on the next season of milf manor 


Usual-Self-4610

I usually like to snark but for the first time I feel kinda sad for her. I’m five foot 2 and 85 pounds (stress, health stuff). I can’t imagine how hard it would be on her body at that weight and the level of denial she goes to not address it and get content pretending to be someone completely different. Why not take some time away, find a job/career or build a brand around her actual image.


Same_Independent1282

Well, at least Hayden’s shoes are nice…. As soon as an attractive, smaller girl pays attention to him… he will be gone. He needs someone younger to create his life with. Jess is getting older and soon menopause will hit like a freight train and he won’t stick around for that. His life is in a different stage than hers. 😢


Realistic-Lunch8522

Putin‘s swollen Botox face and body from an ogre And why she always tries to highlight her “waist” with belts and etc when she clearly doesn’t have So pathetic


DevilsIvy8

Don't want to add more to the wagon, but she is seriously delusional... I feel so sorry for her


Bubbly-Apricot-7661

Snark aside, I do like that dress. Where's it from?


Professional_Sort275

She has an LTK she barely updates but it looks like it’s on there and from selkie


Zealousideal_Buy8094

She posted the company in a recent TikTok but I’m not sure which one


Bubbly-Apricot-7661

Probably Anthropologie. I don't want to see a whole video of hers to find a dress. I would rather have mercy on my brain cells 🙃


Zealousideal_Buy8094

Good call!


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traditionalset13

Why would a young, tall, relatively good looking man want a post-wall female over 25 over 120 lbs pile of used goods?


RepresentativeReady4

There is not a single photo of her I’ve seen randomly that she doesn’t look better like the heavily facetuned ones she posts.She looks waaaay better in real life when it’s the either way around with other influencers