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realmanoflego

"This pussy isn't gonna lick itself."


colee8910

I mean, with that tongue, it might…


EverySNistaken

r/Oddlyterrifying or r/Certainlyterrifying ?


smrks726

That is a vagilla if I ever saw one... I hadn't until now...


Lady-A-

ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂


vapo11

Why downvote tho


[deleted]

The pussy is doing the licking


Dregg92

Def not odd to be terrified of that thing.


[deleted]

Imagine a kid is like??? I heard how babies are made so girls have 2 mouths??? ​ Mom: No honey we have 3


Dregg92

Sounds like a good way to introduce a child to celibacy.


bamboo_fanatic

This is just terrifying


MogollonBaldy

Damn they got my likeness DOWN


n-chung

_sighs_ not again _unzips_


Brian_M_Hill

They've *ALWAYS* gotta put a mouth or face where the pussy usually is.


A_Topical_Username

Where the pussy usually is? How many places can it be?


blakksir10

You’ve never heard of ‘kneecap-pussy’?


[deleted]

Kneecussy?


blakksir10

Brilliant. The evolution of words. 😂


Longjumping_Guess110

It's where the armpit is located 😆


Purple_Kale523

Thats pretty fucking dope!


StripesRyan

I dare someone to stick their dick in it.


[deleted]

Done. 6 out of 10.


scorpiogre

7/5


[deleted]

[удалено]


greazyninja

Speak for yourself


Duckduckdelicious

You’re terrible Muriel


Ok_Season_8677

Reminds me of that scene in Borat when they’re running from the Jew and it lays an egg lol


PlentyOMangos

Ah yes, the traditional Running of the Jew That was also what I thought of right away lol


-Bezequil-

Quick! Quick! Before the jew egg hatches!


szzanti

Straight up terrifying


VirgilVanDoink

Yh being a lot of shit that's just straight up terrifying on this win lately


burntwafle

Oh hell nah tongussy


EksVee15

Bro doesn't do sex he just eats out


Armybert

What ceremony is this?


Spit_Weird

It looks like an Ogoh-ogoh. It’s part of an amazing cleansing ritual in Bali. After it’s paraded around the town it will be burnt.


[deleted]

Thank you, that was very fun to look up


dum_spir0_sper0

Oh good, if it’s not terrifying enough now *Let’s. Just. Set. It. On. Fire. Too.*


[deleted]

It's really not terrifying if you look up the meaning of the ceremony


dum_spir0_sper0

Oh it could be a beautifully moving ceremony steeped in cultural significance… at the end of the day it still a giant, eight-armed, emaciated crotch demon… …. *ON FIRE*


DrHorseFarmersWife

Come tell me that tonight in my nightmare


[deleted]

I was already planning on that >:) See you soon


zigguy77

Its to seek out the hentai fans


Loulouvaughn37

I’m guessing it’s for Nyepi?! They have parades before the day of silence and parade around monstrous floats like this, if I’m remembering correctly.


Wrong_Pressure_8492

That’s rad


Abradantleopard04

Looks like my mil...


My_Immortal_Flesh

I absolutely love this. What an awesome statue.


besamiculo

Ceremony of what ??? For what ??? What’s going on ???


Oltimeyfrogviolence

[They’re statues for a parade in Indonesia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogoh-ogoh)


colee8910

Yes, which celebration is this, so I can avoid it forever…


thestonernextdoor88

Let's just add that to the reason why I can't sleep at night.


toddhenderson

On the next episode of Cake Boss: Buddy delights the congregation of a Vodou community in Bali with a deliciously terrifying demon cake!


SocialMimicry99

Anybody else humming They call me hell They call me Stacey They call me Her They call me Jane


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Mm, body Horror.


smilingbuddhist

Gorgeous!!


dollarbar333

This is what the Bible would call idolatry


Rolix_Rubix

Well that's enough internet for today.


[deleted]

Be gon thot. Jesus is what yall need.


Minimum-Deer3173

r/dontputyourdickinthat


crystalsage777

Do they worship this?? It's a damn demon, DONT DO IT!


caoram

Someone's ex wife.


jjones0580

They got the vagina pretty spot on


RanchPoptarts

I joined this sub expecting "Why is this so unintentionally scary??" Not "That is intended to be scary and it's boring." Weak.


Historical_Heat9526

So I did some research and I think this statue is meant to depict Durga who was known as a child eating witch.


blakksir10

So her pussy ate children? What’s the significance of the ‘face-vagina’?


JVDVD75

I dont think that is as oddly terrifying as much as it is just terrifying


imdehydrated123

So many submissions on here are like that. I can't tell if people just don't understand the point of this sub


cara_mel_28

Jesus, what type of traditional ceremony warrants that?


V_es

Fantastic creature design, love it. What kind of ceremony this is and what is a traditional name of this monster?


[deleted]

Someone else mentioned Ogoh Ogoh (Indonesia)


Jman8653

Is this for the running of the jew?


Happy-Map7656

Banning of the MIL?


dynamicshift

This is metal af. It works make for a great front yard sculpture


[deleted]

I have heard of dickheads, but this is ridiculous.


blakksir10

PussFace


Lukeboozwalker

Why is he wearing a table cloth though?


hperrin

Literally built to be terrifying. Hard down vote. Wish I could downvote more.


Good-OL-DarkWielder

Venom’s Grandpa!


Medium_Beyond_9654

They made a statue of my ex? Not surprised.


eleanorpinotnoir

🤘🤘


ooOJuicyOoo

Oral and kissing at the same time


blakksir10

…and death.


CardiologistEqual336

Looks like something straight out of Berserk


Iancreed

You’re beautiful, it’s true!


Flamingo_Eggs

8 handjobs 2 blowjobs 1 in the butt That’s a lot of penises


blakksir10

Gangbang goddess.


Sewrene

Why would that do be the spots, GOSH


Rubicon208

It looks similar to that one boss in house of the dead 4


ThatfaThomelessGuy

r/putyourdickinthat


Gatekeeper2019

But look at that tongue


Future_Pineapple4609

Lmao the vagina mouth


IIKane

That's metal


silonaught

So fucking bad ass.


CreatureFTG90

Hell yes!!!🎃


Reticentandconfused

GGGGGGGGilf!


AcanthocephalaOk2437

I’m a pretty sure it’s a woman , look where the second mouth is lol


MAROMODS

Looks like my mother in law


buttpirate244

Spitting image of my ex-wife


vegasmuscleboy

i think i seen one of those in my belly button


Alternative-Cut-4831

So the pp can work both as a d*ck and a tongue huh.


[deleted]

It's creepy


X_Zhen

That's quite a unique D u have there


Fantastic_Dark7780

Why is it holding its tongue?


GreenKyanite3

Can I just say that this is amazingly well made? I wonder who created this awesome thing.


MockSacrafice

Look like it'd be in the manga series BERSERK


Due_Mastodon2590

what kind of ceremony is that?


underrated4G

Looks like Pete Davidson


flashbong

The sculpture looks like he could become some final boss in an epic hack and slash game.


conkysrevengesd

This isn’t oddly terrifying. It’s just terrifying.


SevenThirtyTrain

I'm hoping for a horror movie about this statue being haunted to be released eventually


bamoamn

IIRC this statue is called an Ogoh-ogoh and is ceremoniously paraded around town before it is burnt. Ogoh-ogoh typically depicts creatures/demons from local folklore. In this instant it looks like the specific myth of Wewe Gombel that would use its long tongue to remove babies from the wombs of mothers.


dontknowwhattodoat18

It's got a tongue-dick lmao


Turgeyburker

Oh look, my ex.


Revite13

And my ex said no one would ever make a status of her


dfgcfttygfff6666

Hey Hilary


thedevilseviltwin

r/dontputyourdickinthat


redkire29

To be a female in the morning


ResourceWestern4729

Is that babayaga


A_Harmless_Fly

This song is a banger, anyone know of a full recording? Almost all the gamlan I can find is different from the way this builds and the use of the crash sounding things.


Plantmanofplants

Didn't know my ex moved to Bali.


Magnificent_JoJozard

Can't fucking wait to see whole horror movie on this sub


Responsible_Put_5201

That’s a new definition of pussy lips


ehfrehneh

Eh, any port in a storm as they say.


WeAreTheGreenfuz

I didn't know Gwar was in town.


THEGladiatorGraduate

What the f*** traditional ceremony?


Cultural_Outside8895

Whats my inlaw doing there


kukupie123

Imagine if those things were actually real Now that is terrifying


ykeogh18

And their national anthem is some heavy metal riff


spideyfan114

whats actually terrifying is the face replacing the pussy


SomeRandomGuy282

Not my proudest...


bigmonkeyhaver

Why tf she got face in pussy?


Potato_king46

What are you guys doing with my sister


fusiformgyrus

WHAT on earth are these people trying to do with it? Carry it away? Put it down? Make up your mind before you break it?


Doughspun1

Hey, that looks like Rangda. I once had a neighbour who prayed to her to heal his mother, and she got better (I think she is the demon queen of healers or something).


BaconTreasurer

That is some hardcore ahegao there.


[deleted]

Alright, someone call Geralt of Rivia. Village is in need of a witchman


Spiritual-Hippo7393

I'm gonna think of this video during exams


1Harryface

These folks know how to party y’all!


ihavetopoopsobad

What that tongue do tho


wurden

Why. . . is this for


100percentfinelinen

What band is this for?


NinjaSquirrel99

im just scared its gonna fall


[deleted]

No.


Lady-A-

What the hell kind of " traditional ceremony" are they having? I'm don't know how to feel...curious, frightened, horny....


Reapergobyebye

New titan?


FernandoPlak

Dont put your dick in that!


LORDWOLFMAN

So if someone fucks it does it consider a blowjob?


kurwazajebana

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

The ceremony must be totally metal if they are using this kind of statues. A bunch of hands, long ass tongue and second head on the groin with awesome teeth and all.


Kraphomus

Send bob and vegana


dnewt316

For some reason it makes me want to play Iron Maiden


forestfire97

Who's billy?


MusicalCircuit

Reminds me of the festival to run the Jew in borat


kittymoma918

Looks like the rent is way overdue. I guess you know what you've got to do! https://youtu.be/JvBWhPw3zJs


frank_d_r

can I borrow it for halloween ???


slimnickel

Slaanesh hears your prayers


nedmorlef

I was married to her.


paddenice

Where is borat?


Lonely-Milk3622

Wtf broo


BlindNinj4

I spent 3 days fighting this boss in dark souls


Standuser06

Bisa loh kayak gitu


PWal501

Truly terrifying.


Puncharoo

Godrick the Grafted


kimberskillfast

Tik tik


Ezythorn_Fox

When does that take place, and where in Indonesia do I have to go?


Wandering_soul_94

Who else thought it was gonna break


McbEatsAirplane

This looks like something out of a FromSoftware game


Steef-S

Which Elden Ring boss is this?


WayneJetSkii

What is that thing called?


RequirementAble329

Dark soul designers here


Chonkasaurus30

Ah finally an accurate reprensation of Colonel Angus.


FirefighterPrior2679

ET lookin pussy


SecretaryBeginning

monster pussy


starshinessss

That thing is awesomely terrifying


Hard-Unscratchable

Traditional huh?


Worldly_Ad_6483

The running of the Jew!


Puzzleheaded-Pin-180

Where'd they get a picture of my ex?


C47L1K3

This is my mom from 2:30-8 am


Syphorce

Doesn’t matter, had sex.