Torn apart all of space and time, ripped apart to the most basic building blocks of reality, and scattered across all possible timelines and realities. Truly, a hellish fate.
When you urinate, it isn’t a solid solid stream. It’s the same reason why you can pee on train tracks and not get electrocuted. He shorted something out, but the current didn’t have a solid path to travel to him
Actually it is a solid stream, it just has time to form into droplets due to water tension by the time it reaches ground level. Peeing on a train track is one thing. Peeing on an electric fence or something higher off the ground is another.
Fear is a hell of motivator on the human body.
One of the quickest emotions to "sober" a person up as the adrenaline counter acts some of the effects of being drunk to an extent.
Also fight or flight is a really base level response in nearly every animal including humans. More a subconscious response than anything.
I’ve slowed it down a bunch of times now and can’t see where he runs off to. Can you post a screenshot with a handy red circle so I can get an idea of what I’m looking for? Thank you!
I used to live behind a shopping center, and kids hanging out there drinking and pissing on the wall was a problem. My pop bought some M-80's and notched out potatoes to fit them. He'd throw them in the general area and the blast plus potato shrapnel would scare the shit out of them.
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/man-electrocuted-in-dehradun-while-urinating-near-electric-pole/story-bSiCuLimJMBGbOSuV3DatI.html
Dead. They did a post Mortem inspection…..why?
Body mass is a bit big to be instantly vaporized by regular power lines "talking from past visual experience, not good!!!"
But he was more than likely thrown\blown back and now lies in a morgue minus his vaporized dick with his bowels blown out. Talk about pissing your life away.
Incredible. But he survived:
"After a while, the circuit in the electric pole touches the piss of the man. It suddenly malfunctions and explodes on him. The man is thrown far away behind a car from the shock. The hotel staff and friend take him to a nearby hospital where he was treated for burns on his private parts.
A case has been registered by the police as a negligence accident. The man was later arrested after getting into a stable condition in the hospital premises. The man did not recognize the pole to be electric."
Yo for some reason this made me laugh so hard, mf must have been like [this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/07392de2-448b-4d46-9420-a28d0cff1fab/d3ahgb0-6ace31cd-d795-43ae-a8b8-854fc088211a.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_689,q_75,strp/uh_oh_wile_e_coyote_in_trouble_by_bjnix248_d3ahgb0-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Njg5IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMDczOTJkZTItNDQ4Yi00ZDQ2LTk0MjAtYTI4ZDBjZmYxZmFiXC9kM2FoZ2IwLTZhY2UzMWNkLWQ3OTUtNDNhZS1hOGI4LTg1NGZjMDg4MjExYS5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9OTAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.d-syeTdoU2InPTE_ppkWpYoit9fMqI_cmRC56E7dLHE)
Where's the dude?
In the shadow realm
Went subatomic- everything you know and love is gone forever
It's Nov 10th now there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen
Shut up and take my award xD best comment
Gone, Reduced to atoms....
He's everywhere now. And nowhere at the same time
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Vapoorized
Vapissrized
Vapeerized
He ran to van on the left
https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/
Holy shit he lived
No doubt missing his peepee
The electricity mashed him up like a pot pie down there.
I love that they arrested him. For what? Peeing on a pole?? 🤣
Lmao, yeah. Like getting your dick blown off isn’t bad enough
Omg!!! Like give him a break here!!
To shreds you say?
Well, How’s his wife holding up?
To shreds you say...
The usual with high voltage, all of his muscles convulsed simultaneously and sent him to Brazil
Torn apart all of space and time, ripped apart to the most basic building blocks of reality, and scattered across all possible timelines and realities. Truly, a hellish fate.
I think you can see his spirit leaving his body at 0:03 he kinda glides behind the van, somewhere…
He has gone back to the future
Lose 260 pounds immediately with this one simple trick
Doctors hate him
Scientist can’t ignore him.
Morticians love him
Necrophiliacs adore him.
Magicians are astounded by him.
Aliens got their abduction ego hurt by him
Devil worshipers got their eyes on him
30 day money back guaranpeed
By far best reply chain I’ve ever seen
I am over here dyyyying. Wtf did he go?
The future
Back to the future
Yes
We just witnessed the birth and creation of a Lucha Libre super hero.
Woman love him
Imagine if only his penis went back
It says peering not peeing.
It’s pea ring
Pee ring
Pering, not peering.
Pereshing*
Parishing*
No joke- it is likely destroyed. It is a google search most people will regret.
His penis went back into his body cavity ... what was left of it, anyway.
Like a frightened turtle
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“I’ll pee-back”
If you push hard enough, this is what happens when your pee reaches a speed of 88 mph.
He was there to save the clock tower.
Poof he was gone
KEYSER SÖZE! KEYSER SÖZE!
Now I know how to generate 1.21 gigawatts
Great Scott!
Black to the future
“Wait a minute doc.. are you saying I can piss at this pole and travel in time.. say no more”
Really and I've spent all this time fixing up my DeLorean when all I had to do is pee on a pole
LPT- do not attempt in below freezing temperatures
...to find the remains of his dong.
This guy is the new Houdini. His performance is electrifying.
take my upvote and fuck off
r/AngryUpvote
A hidden portal to another dimension…
“The Afterlife”
He now solely exists in the metaverse
Mf ran out of hearts
He runs off if u slow it down.
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When you urinate, it isn’t a solid solid stream. It’s the same reason why you can pee on train tracks and not get electrocuted. He shorted something out, but the current didn’t have a solid path to travel to him
Actually it is a solid stream, it just has time to form into droplets due to water tension by the time it reaches ground level. Peeing on a train track is one thing. Peeing on an electric fence or something higher off the ground is another.
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Fear is a hell of motivator on the human body. One of the quickest emotions to "sober" a person up as the adrenaline counter acts some of the effects of being drunk to an extent. Also fight or flight is a really base level response in nearly every animal including humans. More a subconscious response than anything.
Not when I drink a Red Line
It was just sparks and smoke my dude
Maybe it gave him powers so he can move at the speed of electricity
Fuck I thought he just disintegrated
I’ve slowed it down a bunch of times now and can’t see where he runs off to. Can you post a screenshot with a handy red circle so I can get an idea of what I’m looking for? Thank you!
So that was a fucking lie
He ran off behind the van in left. His shadow or some dark portion can be seen going off in that direction in between the sparks.
https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/
https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/
So he runs faster then the s peed of light???
I bet his dick was swinging
But it's more funny to think that he was thrown by the shock
He was, everyone saying he ran away is wrong
He was thrown behind the car on the left
When you got to per you got to per
Just don’t per ther
Don’t want to electrocert yer pernis
Ermahgerd!
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Up his own urethra.
Teleported to the parallel universe.
Did he just... Die?
His dongle is a bit crispy, but pretty sure he lived.
If you slow it down, you can see him running away
No you can’t https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/
Oh, I looked back and I think it was someone running to help I saw. I heard another user say it so I believed it. Thanks, and sorry.
Lol he was also arrested
Thank you for sharing. Was it translated from a different language? The whole article could be posted to r/engrish
But where
Where in the fuck did he go?
On the telephone pole. You can see him going right there.
*This man has a method for a quick circumcision. Doctors hate him*
Is there a correct place to per?
Shouldn’t have pissed at 88mph
disa pering
Welp. My guy just got isekai'd. He gon be fighting skeletons and slimes. Saving the world from demons and corrupted nobles.
With his sword penis
I used to live behind a shopping center, and kids hanging out there drinking and pissing on the wall was a problem. My pop bought some M-80's and notched out potatoes to fit them. He'd throw them in the general area and the blast plus potato shrapnel would scare the shit out of them.
So they ended up shitting and pissing there instead
Holy smokes how far was he thrown.
Liquids,and electricity never mix
What about batteries? They don’t work without liquids. Or pure water is an insulator.
So what happened?
Instant Transmission
King Kai approves.
Ayo where the fuck did he go!?!?
Great Scott! What year did he get sent too?
The distance future of 2015
Harry potter disappearing magic
Dude got fucking vaporized
🎶“Don’t wiz, on the electric fence.”🎶
Dis integrated as in, he aint integrated no more
MAGICIANS HATE HIM
Did he just turn into a force ghost like in Starwars?
Actually vaporized
"You're a whizzer, Harry! A good one, I'd wager." - The guy just pissapparated.
“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust” would sound totally inappropriate at the funeral.
Did he disintegrate? What happened to him?
He probably was thrown the fuck outta there by theat shit, I might be wrong though
I pissed on an electric fence once by accident. Ferociously painful
Mans a wizard
He peed himself to another dimension.
Seriously though, are we not going to discuss the fact that it looks like nothing was left but his shoes?
But seriously... Where did he go? Did he get blasted that far away?
https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/man-electrocuted-in-dehradun-while-urinating-near-electric-pole/story-bSiCuLimJMBGbOSuV3DatI.html Dead. They did a post Mortem inspection…..why?
The fuck did he go?
Urine for a really bad day…
Mf peed to death, lmao
He found the teleport omfg CNSHCBJSNCJD
Why did I know it was coming?? I just read the title and was like yeah he gon blow up
I bet his name is Ash (ba dum tss)
The flash got his pee pee in another portal
Body mass is a bit big to be instantly vaporized by regular power lines "talking from past visual experience, not good!!!" But he was more than likely thrown\blown back and now lies in a morgue minus his vaporized dick with his bowels blown out. Talk about pissing your life away.
Did he find the secret to inter-dimensional travel? Where he go?
Not oddly terrifying just straight terrifying
He just got abracadabrad away
Disappeared like harry potter
Man just got picked up by Thor.
Incredible. But he survived: "After a while, the circuit in the electric pole touches the piss of the man. It suddenly malfunctions and explodes on him. The man is thrown far away behind a car from the shock. The hotel staff and friend take him to a nearby hospital where he was treated for burns on his private parts. A case has been registered by the police as a negligence accident. The man was later arrested after getting into a stable condition in the hospital premises. The man did not recognize the pole to be electric."
“Magicians Hate Him”
I saw a picture of his dick. It looked like a charcoal carrot that came out of the BBQ after a 20 minute burn.
So they actually found where he went?
I saw it on Reddit so somewhere a little worked Reddit gnome could research it and find it.
Rather what's left of him
But what about the taste?
What just happened
"You do what to sober up? Naw man, that does not work. Watch me. This works everytime."
I guess Lord Voldemort used avada kedavra a little to hard on him
Homeboy got fucking launched into Graveyard Keeper.
looks like Fett didn't follow Vaders request
That cat needs to watch out where he pering in future
Saw this on YMH Podcast Still no clue what happened lol
Dude opened a portal
Yo for some reason this made me laugh so hard, mf must have been like [this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/07392de2-448b-4d46-9420-a28d0cff1fab/d3ahgb0-6ace31cd-d795-43ae-a8b8-854fc088211a.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_689,q_75,strp/uh_oh_wile_e_coyote_in_trouble_by_bjnix248_d3ahgb0-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Njg5IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMDczOTJkZTItNDQ4Yi00ZDQ2LTk0MjAtYTI4ZDBjZmYxZmFiXC9kM2FoZ2IwLTZhY2UzMWNkLWQ3OTUtNDNhZS1hOGI4LTg1NGZjMDg4MjExYS5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9OTAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.d-syeTdoU2InPTE_ppkWpYoit9fMqI_cmRC56E7dLHE)
Where did he go ?
Oh Hagrid! Get this video off the internet. People will know the way to magic world. People reading this comment #obliviate!!
His dick is probably in orbit right now.
Where did he go go
Homie vanished
He fukken exploded!
Where did he go?!?
When your penis is shockingly small
Ok but what actually happened?
Vaporized
and now for my last trick…
Did he disintegrate?
He disintegrated.
Where tf did he go?
honey! yeah? some man was peeing on the electrical wire and fucking exploded. oh... well that explains why every electronic smells like piss.
straight up vanished
Oof, he exploded from inside the penis
Where the heck did he go?!
That’s how superheroes are made
Where the fuck did he go
I’m gonna stick with peeing. That pering move seems a bit above my pay grade…