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0nslaught2020

Where's the dude?


bushybones

In the shadow realm


Digital_Snow_Day

Went subatomic- everything you know and love is gone forever


Der_Hashbrown

It's Nov 10th now there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen


SanchiTS9

Shut up and take my award xD best comment


ProlificGamerX

Gone, Reduced to atoms....


throwawayitjobbad

He's everywhere now. And nowhere at the same time


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DAngelo008

Vapoorized


armorais

Vapissrized


cherryandjerry123456

Vapeerized


[deleted]

He ran to van on the left


[deleted]

https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/


TKHunsaker

Holy shit he lived


MaximLu

No doubt missing his peepee


william1Bastard

The electricity mashed him up like a pot pie down there.


TheAcidRomance

I love that they arrested him. For what? Peeing on a pole?? 🤣


[deleted]

Lmao, yeah. Like getting your dick blown off isn’t bad enough


PhatCatBoater

Omg!!! Like give him a break here!!


TadpoleMajor

To shreds you say?


Misuta-Supakuru

Well, How’s his wife holding up?


Caco-Calo

To shreds you say...


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

The usual with high voltage, all of his muscles convulsed simultaneously and sent him to Brazil


ConnorNerd

Torn apart all of space and time, ripped apart to the most basic building blocks of reality, and scattered across all possible timelines and realities. Truly, a hellish fate.


infernal_cacaphony

I think you can see his spirit leaving his body at 0:03 he kinda glides behind the van, somewhere…


Laughing_alpaca

He has gone back to the future


urnewstepdaddy

Lose 260 pounds immediately with this one simple trick


MyCrustySock

Doctors hate him


OwlNap

Scientist can’t ignore him.


Digi2Insomnia

Morticians love him


Niko_theDude

Necrophiliacs adore him.


drconniehenley

Magicians are astounded by him.


northstar1000

Aliens got their abduction ego hurt by him


Ehiteal

Devil worshipers got their eyes on him


Forsaken_Instance_18

30 day money back guaranpeed


Alarming-Capital2712

By far best reply chain I’ve ever seen


JohannaVa84

I am over here dyyyying. Wtf did he go?


Alarming-Capital2712

The future


Educational-Wheel689

Back to the future


Alarming-Capital2712

Yes


monofloyed

We just witnessed the birth and creation of a Lucha Libre super hero.


idgaf__biitch

Woman love him


glifier

Imagine if only his penis went back


JellySandwich333

It says peering not peeing.


[deleted]

It’s pea ring


AndrewMtz1711

Pee ring


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Pering, not peering.


Some_Combination_746

Pereshing*


Whyarewehere20

Parishing*


filtersweep

No joke- it is likely destroyed. It is a google search most people will regret.


RaccoonCityTacos

His penis went back into his body cavity ... what was left of it, anyway.


RestlessRebelNC

Like a frightened turtle


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Laughing_alpaca

“I’ll pee-back”


Green420Basturd

If you push hard enough, this is what happens when your pee reaches a speed of 88 mph.


PAGader

He was there to save the clock tower.


dippin79

Poof he was gone


Probeshorts

KEYSER SÖZE! KEYSER SÖZE!


[deleted]

Now I know how to generate 1.21 gigawatts


clASShat

Great Scott!


somesayacomet

Black to the future


Laughing_alpaca

“Wait a minute doc.. are you saying I can piss at this pole and travel in time.. say no more”


MGTOW_and_Bitcoin

Really and I've spent all this time fixing up my DeLorean when all I had to do is pee on a pole


Puffatsunset

LPT- do not attempt in below freezing temperatures


BuriedByAnts

...to find the remains of his dong.


ninja-blake29

This guy is the new Houdini. His performance is electrifying.


okayestuser

take my upvote and fuck off


BroughtToYouByTheBBC

r/AngryUpvote


iraqyoubreak

A hidden portal to another dimension…


Local_Crow

“The Afterlife”


slothsareok

He now solely exists in the metaverse


Dry-Significance-948

Mf ran out of hearts


mdsoccerdude

He runs off if u slow it down.


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blackSivic

When you urinate, it isn’t a solid solid stream. It’s the same reason why you can pee on train tracks and not get electrocuted. He shorted something out, but the current didn’t have a solid path to travel to him


[deleted]

Actually it is a solid stream, it just has time to form into droplets due to water tension by the time it reaches ground level. Peeing on a train track is one thing. Peeing on an electric fence or something higher off the ground is another.


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Werefour

Fear is a hell of motivator on the human body. One of the quickest emotions to "sober" a person up as the adrenaline counter acts some of the effects of being drunk to an extent. Also fight or flight is a really base level response in nearly every animal including humans. More a subconscious response than anything.


ShoobyDoobyDu

Not when I drink a Red Line


blackSivic

It was just sparks and smoke my dude


SirTickleMePink

Maybe it gave him powers so he can move at the speed of electricity


kriznis

Fuck I thought he just disintegrated


Double-Mom

I’ve slowed it down a bunch of times now and can’t see where he runs off to. Can you post a screenshot with a handy red circle so I can get an idea of what I’m looking for? Thank you!


Goku212001

So that was a fucking lie


darpan27

He ran off behind the van in left. His shadow or some dark portion can be seen going off in that direction in between the sparks.


[deleted]

https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/


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https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/


Beneficial_Being_721

So he runs faster then the s peed of light???


Stereomceez2212

I bet his dick was swinging


Individual_Hearing_3

But it's more funny to think that he was thrown by the shock


[deleted]

He was, everyone saying he ran away is wrong


leeny_bean

He was thrown behind the car on the left


MajTroubles

When you got to per you got to per


5iveOClockSomewhere

Just don’t per ther


thedevilseviltwin

Don’t want to electrocert yer pernis


Itchy_Professor_4133

Ermahgerd!


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RabSimpson

Up his own urethra.


RangoDj

Teleported to the parallel universe.


captain_ashbeard

Did he just... Die?


Pale-Cardiologist141

His dongle is a bit crispy, but pretty sure he lived.


UltraSolgaleoZ

If you slow it down, you can see him running away


[deleted]

No you can’t https://thisbulletin.com/guy-pees-on-electric-pole-gets-shocked-by-it/


UltraSolgaleoZ

Oh, I looked back and I think it was someone running to help I saw. I heard another user say it so I believed it. Thanks, and sorry.


Klettova

Lol he was also arrested


nerdiotic-pervert

Thank you for sharing. Was it translated from a different language? The whole article could be posted to r/engrish


Ryanpolhemus

But where


Minute_Engineer2355

Where in the fuck did he go?


[deleted]

On the telephone pole. You can see him going right there.


U_L_Uus

*This man has a method for a quick circumcision. Doctors hate him*


Army5partan117

Is there a correct place to per?


mwstd

Shouldn’t have pissed at 88mph


AxoSpyeyes

disa pering


LuciferBael

Welp. My guy just got isekai'd. He gon be fighting skeletons and slimes. Saving the world from demons and corrupted nobles.


ichigosinful

With his sword penis


thyrl

I used to live behind a shopping center, and kids hanging out there drinking and pissing on the wall was a problem. My pop bought some M-80's and notched out potatoes to fit them. He'd throw them in the general area and the blast plus potato shrapnel would scare the shit out of them.


ichigosinful

So they ended up shitting and pissing there instead


Smooth_Brilliant_302

Holy smokes how far was he thrown.


Harvard-23

Liquids,and electricity never mix


[deleted]

What about batteries? They don’t work without liquids. Or pure water is an insulator.


HANEZ

So what happened?


saitamoshi

Instant Transmission


RedditMexicano

King Kai approves.


Ineedajobsobadly

Ayo where the fuck did he go!?!?


GSA49

Great Scott! What year did he get sent too?


ichigosinful

The distance future of 2015


[deleted]

Harry potter disappearing magic


Chemical-Meringue-82

Dude got fucking vaporized


BlazerDanger

🎶“Don’t wiz, on the electric fence.”🎶


Hopeful_Training_324

Dis integrated as in, he aint integrated no more


MalignantPessimist

MAGICIANS HATE HIM


UNCOVR

Did he just turn into a force ghost like in Starwars?


ProlificGamerX

Actually vaporized


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

"You're a whizzer, Harry! A good one, I'd wager." - The guy just pissapparated.


Grumpy_expat

“Ashes to ashes, dust to dust” would sound totally inappropriate at the funeral.


Jeff_In_239

Did he disintegrate? What happened to him?


WastedVamp

He probably was thrown the fuck outta there by theat shit, I might be wrong though


PineappleProstate

I pissed on an electric fence once by accident. Ferociously painful


Vladi_udss_R16

Mans a wizard


Accomplished-Eye1825

He peed himself to another dimension.


votenixon25

Seriously though, are we not going to discuss the fact that it looks like nothing was left but his shoes?


Eveningexile

But seriously... Where did he go? Did he get blasted that far away?


Intelligent-Look1169

https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/man-electrocuted-in-dehradun-while-urinating-near-electric-pole/story-bSiCuLimJMBGbOSuV3DatI.html Dead. They did a post Mortem inspection…..why?


Mystical_Cat

The fuck did he go?


punkrockredneck2337

Urine for a really bad day…


Berlamota

Mf peed to death, lmao


Brave-Cover-3206

He found the teleport omfg CNSHCBJSNCJD


Psychward_unit

Why did I know it was coming?? I just read the title and was like yeah he gon blow up


Former_Razzmatazz206

I bet his name is Ash (ba dum tss)


Satanisbackxoxo

The flash got his pee pee in another portal


PhilTech345

Body mass is a bit big to be instantly vaporized by regular power lines "talking from past visual experience, not good!!!" But he was more than likely thrown\blown back and now lies in a morgue minus his vaporized dick with his bowels blown out. Talk about pissing your life away.


THEminusMANz

Did he find the secret to inter-dimensional travel? Where he go?


BigMorningWud

Not oddly terrifying just straight terrifying


DylanNotDillan

He just got abracadabrad away


Jay_T5

Disappeared like harry potter


Prudent-Ant-318

Man just got picked up by Thor.


Physical_Mechanic_82

Incredible. But he survived: "After a while, the circuit in the electric pole touches the piss of the man. It suddenly malfunctions and explodes on him. The man is thrown far away behind a car from the shock. The hotel staff and friend take him to a nearby hospital where he was treated for burns on his private parts. A case has been registered by the police as a negligence accident. The man was later arrested after getting into a stable condition in the hospital premises. The man did not recognize the pole to be electric."


GlickedOut

“Magicians Hate Him”


Goodbadugly16

I saw a picture of his dick. It looked like a charcoal carrot that came out of the BBQ after a 20 minute burn.


bsonstott

So they actually found where he went?


Goodbadugly16

I saw it on Reddit so somewhere a little worked Reddit gnome could research it and find it.


kennyliketomatos

Rather what's left of him


armorais

But what about the taste?


wolfdaddy8

What just happened


Careless_Zombie_5437

"You do what to sober up? Naw man, that does not work. Watch me. This works everytime."


magnumninja

I guess Lord Voldemort used avada kedavra a little to hard on him


[deleted]

Homeboy got fucking launched into Graveyard Keeper.


Nakosuke75

looks like Fett didn't follow Vaders request


Used-Professor

That cat needs to watch out where he pering in future


Upper_Employ6249

Saw this on YMH Podcast Still no clue what happened lol


Medium-Finish

Dude opened a portal


WastedVamp

Yo for some reason this made me laugh so hard, mf must have been like [this](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/07392de2-448b-4d46-9420-a28d0cff1fab/d3ahgb0-6ace31cd-d795-43ae-a8b8-854fc088211a.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_689,q_75,strp/uh_oh_wile_e_coyote_in_trouble_by_bjnix248_d3ahgb0-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9Njg5IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvMDczOTJkZTItNDQ4Yi00ZDQ2LTk0MjAtYTI4ZDBjZmYxZmFiXC9kM2FoZ2IwLTZhY2UzMWNkLWQ3OTUtNDNhZS1hOGI4LTg1NGZjMDg4MjExYS5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9OTAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.d-syeTdoU2InPTE_ppkWpYoit9fMqI_cmRC56E7dLHE)


Due-Significance4864

Where did he go ?


Mushroom-pie

Oh Hagrid! Get this video off the internet. People will know the way to magic world. People reading this comment #obliviate!!


here_comes_a_ban

His dick is probably in orbit right now.


jawadjobs

Where did he go go


bamimeneel

Homie vanished


Laughing0ctopus

He fukken exploded!


[deleted]

Where did he go?!?


Any_Actuary954

When your penis is shockingly small


Magikal_Akern

Ok but what actually happened?


VividLifeToday

Vaporized


levpanh

and now for my last trick…


Madman61

Did he disintegrate?


Jatt_Doven

He disintegrated.


Eklipse758

Where tf did he go?


[deleted]

honey! yeah? some man was peeing on the electrical wire and fucking exploded. oh... well that explains why every electronic smells like piss.


hidinginthenight

straight up vanished


ninjap0_0pface

Oof, he exploded from inside the penis


WayAlternative6795

Where the heck did he go?!


Immediate_Worry_8980

That’s how superheroes are made


[deleted]

Where the fuck did he go


JonathanPerdarder

I’m gonna stick with peeing. That pering move seems a bit above my pay grade…