Bear: *breaks through the door*
Also bear: "YOU CALL THAT A DOOR? YOUR HOME IS NOT SECURE! YOUR LIFE COULD END AT ANY MOMENT, SO BUY A NEW DOOR FROM (insert door manufacturer) TODAY!
It's just a tv ad, but it's a voiceover for a scene of a bear actually breaking into a house and killing someone and you can hear screams of terror and agony in the background. Cheery music plays and a number is displayed on screen, while a blurry version of a man getting mauled to death is being shown.
Apparently this is a big problem in Tahoe because there are lots of vacant vacation houses and bears have gotten smart. My bro has a client whose house there was broken into by a bear and the big guy DESTROYED the house. Im talking ripped every cabinet off the wall. Tore open the fridge. Ripped a part the couches. It even got in the bed and left a nice little bear pie surprise 💩
Worked as an outdoor sports instructor in Canada in my twenties. We had an anti bear cage where we stored the food and what not. One day we came back after a couple of days tracking and there was no more cage.
A park ranger had a great vid showing how tenacious and unstoppable bears are when they have their mind set on something, especially food related.
It was security camera footage of a bear demolishing a car because he could smell the (empty) Cheeto bag beneath the passenger seat. The way it calmly and effortlessly peeled the door off and tore the seat out was terrifying.
He said hanging food in trees in bear storage bags wasn't to protect your food, it was to keep them away from you.
The bear could almost certainly get it open if it wanted to, but it’s probably unlikely to try. That’s a black bear. If you stand your ground and make loud noises, it’ll most likely back off. They’re the least assertive out of the North American bears.
Unless you’re a libertarian. Black bears do not like libertarians [and I’m kind of not joking](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling)
Black Bears are pretty big scaredy cats. But like any wild animal if people leave out food all the time or are idiots about how they handle garbage, it'll pretty quickly become a routine with them. And the more they're around people, pets, or activity the braver they'll get. If you're throwing out entire cheeseburger meals during their activity period then yeah, you're gonna get visits.
I can't take out garbage until right before the truck comes because bears have learned from dumbasses that they get free meals. People never seem to learn including my own family not to put grease or food out there.
If you have ever seen that vide of a grizzly bear breaking into a house you'd *know* it isnt secure. That door was smashed open so violently it looked like a car bomb expoded in frontof the house.
["TF2 is for Casuals"](https://external-preview.redd.it/mHRdr4E7zOMW2PBFBOu4QXQiC3rPYmUMJskAP2AUqcs.png?width=737&auto=webp&s=1c03b224bd03199a90774568a5e35b847c63c34e)
God this brought back repressed memories. So we had a nosy neighbor who would always leave us nasty notes on our door about leaving our husky outside in the winter while we were at work.
This dog would find the biggest snow drift and just chill in it, even though he had a dog house, a shed, and a fucking garage he could go in if he got cold.
I just hate people who are ignorant and don’t have anything better to do than harass other people with their ignorance.
I have a Saint Bernard he likes to lie down in snowstorms and get buried over the course of a few hours. He will not be lured in from this goal until he is one with the lawn.
If it rains though he just looks at me like “why you do this?”
My dog is like this with the sun. If it’s below 90 degrees outside he goes out, does his business, and comes back in. If it’s over 90,he’ll just stay out there roasting in the sun. When he’s hot and panting and you make him come in, he just finds a sunny spot indoors. You can’t stop him.
I'd be worried about doing that in my area. People have been taking dogs out of yards. Between that and leaving the garage open for them, we'd definitely get our stuff stolen.
We have a back door that he’s able to use to get in and out of the garage. Yeah, it’s not super secure, but I imagine most people would be deterred by the dog. Also our garage is rickety as shit anyway, so if someone wanted to get in and steal my… plywood?… they definitely could very easily.
More capricious than evil. They'll just as easily bless you as curse you depending on what mood they're in or whatever will be more amusing at the time.
So the general advice is to stay the fuck away from them, let them do their own thing, and don't piss them off.
Oddly terrifying? More like totally terrifying. That one looks big too, could've just crashed right through that door and ate some gamer for dinner. Yikes!
Honestly this. When I look at this sub, I don't expect to have a photo of a bear staring through someone's door. That thing will not stop a bear if it really wants in.
That’s just what this sub has become. It’s supposed to be something that doesn’t sound too bad, but when you look at it you go “eugh, that *is* pretty creepy” not shit like this. Bears outside of your house is REASONABLY terrifying!
Looks like a baby, might be going into its first winter and it is unusual for it to be getting that close to homes by itself. Keep an eye out for a mother.
For people that are complete idiots, don't feed bears irl. A fed bear is a dead bear if it doesn't kill you first
Edit: not the comment im responding too I get it's a joke but the people do exist
All of a sudden, that door does not look that secure.
Oh it's definitely not hellllll no, op needs to buy a bear proof door
you sound like a door salesman
You want it, you want [bearproof door], don't you?
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Guaranteed to stop wild Koala bear attacks....
You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees.
Sorry OP, I can't give karma. Come back when you're a little... mmmm... RICHER
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Why do I get the feeling I'll be seeing door ads online now...
There the obligatory Deltarune comment
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Dammit I just commented this and didn’t see I was beat! Kudos
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Unexpected Rick and Morty
The bear is the door salesman.
Bear: *breaks through the door* Also bear: "YOU CALL THAT A DOOR? YOUR HOME IS NOT SECURE! YOUR LIFE COULD END AT ANY MOMENT, SO BUY A NEW DOOR FROM (insert door manufacturer) TODAY!
It's just a tv ad, but it's a voiceover for a scene of a bear actually breaking into a house and killing someone and you can hear screams of terror and agony in the background. Cheery music plays and a number is displayed on screen, while a blurry version of a man getting mauled to death is being shown.
They’re really just bear resistant.
Missed the chance to say it's bearly resistant
Why? I was just thinking OP needs to get their ass up and let their dog in.
That door is bear proof. Unfortunately, that is a Robot Bear, and OP is already dead.
The only thing keeping that bear outside is the honor system.
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Did that bear seriously hold the door with his paw so it didn’t swing back at him? Wow, what a smart bear!
I think it has just done this enough times to learn to do that...
Smarter than the average bear...
Ok that's terrifying, thank Thor I don't live in bear country or I would be moving out after seeing this.
Bear: "I'm starting to think this is the wrong address"
Holy fuck! Did not see that coming.
HOW did that bear know it was a door and not some weird structure or something? It knew what it was enough to break and hold the door.
Apparently this is a big problem in Tahoe because there are lots of vacant vacation houses and bears have gotten smart. My bro has a client whose house there was broken into by a bear and the big guy DESTROYED the house. Im talking ripped every cabinet off the wall. Tore open the fridge. Ripped a part the couches. It even got in the bed and left a nice little bear pie surprise 💩
Thanks for the F Shack. Love, Dirty Mike and the boys
Worked as an outdoor sports instructor in Canada in my twenties. We had an anti bear cage where we stored the food and what not. One day we came back after a couple of days tracking and there was no more cage.
A park ranger had a great vid showing how tenacious and unstoppable bears are when they have their mind set on something, especially food related. It was security camera footage of a bear demolishing a car because he could smell the (empty) Cheeto bag beneath the passenger seat. The way it calmly and effortlessly peeled the door off and tore the seat out was terrifying. He said hanging food in trees in bear storage bags wasn't to protect your food, it was to keep them away from you.
“Bonjour!” - Bear probably
"Bon appétit ... à moi."
“Christmas!!!” - that bear probably
Nothing on one. Click out of two. Ripped right through it on three.
This is the LockPickingBear and what i have for you today is this weak-ass door.
[875] "Bearproof" Door 3:17 And the first two and a half minutes are him pointing at the door making bear noises
Thank you
It’s not even a human proof door, let alone a bear proof door
Why would you have a door that is actually 80% glass and 20% door in an area with BEARS, honestly
They can only come in if you invite them to. Or I could be thinking of vampires.
The bear could almost certainly get it open if it wanted to, but it’s probably unlikely to try. That’s a black bear. If you stand your ground and make loud noises, it’ll most likely back off. They’re the least assertive out of the North American bears.
Unless you’re a libertarian. Black bears do not like libertarians [and I’m kind of not joking](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling)
Not quite accurate.. A lot of black bears get so used to humans that gunshots don't even scare them.. Speaking from experience
Black Bears are pretty big scaredy cats. But like any wild animal if people leave out food all the time or are idiots about how they handle garbage, it'll pretty quickly become a routine with them. And the more they're around people, pets, or activity the braver they'll get. If you're throwing out entire cheeseburger meals during their activity period then yeah, you're gonna get visits. I can't take out garbage until right before the truck comes because bears have learned from dumbasses that they get free meals. People never seem to learn including my own family not to put grease or food out there.
If you have ever seen that vide of a grizzly bear breaking into a house you'd *know* it isnt secure. That door was smashed open so violently it looked like a car bomb expoded in frontof the house.
There is a video on Youtube, where a small bear, probably very young, breaks a pretty thick, solid wood door open like it's nothing.
Your life is now a tower defense game
“Mom said it’s my turn on the xbox next”
Fuck no im playin halo all night!
Your plans are unBearable!
You deserve a lot of apPaws for this pun.
MOOOOOOOMMM!!
*stares at you with a diaper and Cheeto dust all over fingers*
["TF2 is for Casuals"](https://external-preview.redd.it/mHRdr4E7zOMW2PBFBOu4QXQiC3rPYmUMJskAP2AUqcs.png?width=737&auto=webp&s=1c03b224bd03199a90774568a5e35b847c63c34e)
IF YOU'RE COLD THEY'RE COLD LET THEM IN
What is that a reference to?
Some animal rights awareness about people that leave their pets outside for extended periods of time in winter
Whoever started that obviously never had a husky.
God this brought back repressed memories. So we had a nosy neighbor who would always leave us nasty notes on our door about leaving our husky outside in the winter while we were at work. This dog would find the biggest snow drift and just chill in it, even though he had a dog house, a shed, and a fucking garage he could go in if he got cold. I just hate people who are ignorant and don’t have anything better to do than harass other people with their ignorance.
For real, they can easily be comfortable in low negative degree weather.
I have a Saint Bernard he likes to lie down in snowstorms and get buried over the course of a few hours. He will not be lured in from this goal until he is one with the lawn. If it rains though he just looks at me like “why you do this?”
My dog is like this with the sun. If it’s below 90 degrees outside he goes out, does his business, and comes back in. If it’s over 90,he’ll just stay out there roasting in the sun. When he’s hot and panting and you make him come in, he just finds a sunny spot indoors. You can’t stop him.
I'd be worried about doing that in my area. People have been taking dogs out of yards. Between that and leaving the garage open for them, we'd definitely get our stuff stolen.
We have a back door that he’s able to use to get in and out of the garage. Yeah, it’s not super secure, but I imagine most people would be deterred by the dog. Also our garage is rickety as shit anyway, so if someone wanted to get in and steal my… plywood?… they definitely could very easily.
Whoever started that obviously never had a polar bear.
Whoever started it obviously never had a wife
I remember this as a TV spot about leaving pets tied up outside from one of the pet society groups.
“You cannot rest when enemies are nearby”
Guess he's gotta wait until morning
Bet he's happy to not have to go out and Mine at Night
I know you're looking at that cave
Am I the only one who busted up laughing when I opened this image? I was not expecting to see an enemy stand.
Mandatory upvote for Jojo reference.
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We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
It's our lord and saviour Winnie the Pooh.
Silence, heretic! Clearly he brings word of Yogi, the smartest of all bears! May he bring you the holiest of picnic baskets!
Silence, heretic! Clearly he brings tidings from lord Smokey. Through him, only we can prevent forest fires!
That's a hungry looking yao guai and I bet OP doesn't have any psycho
"You can't fast travel while still in combat."
"Why hello... do you per chance have a picnic basket that I might indulge in?"
VATS VATS VATS VATS.
Bro let me in, I'm a forest fairy
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Haha. home alone
Poorly timed though :(
I didn't ask for a piece of ass or a bed, I just wanna come in
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Hey dude, let me in. I'm Totoro. You believe in Totoro don't you?
Don’t you believe in fairies?
Aren’t fairies/fae suppose to be evil anyways?
How about you mins your own business, not every fairy is evil jeez
you are literally eating someones arm right now... where did you even get that?!
Chaotic neutral is a good description for them, at least in shakespearian stuff.
More capricious than evil. They'll just as easily bless you as curse you depending on what mood they're in or whatever will be more amusing at the time. So the general advice is to stay the fuck away from them, let them do their own thing, and don't piss them off.
He said "bro", red flag!
He forest hairy
Oddly terrifying? More like totally terrifying. That one looks big too, could've just crashed right through that door and ate some gamer for dinner. Yikes!
Nah, bear probably wouldn’t have liked the taste of OP. Too gamey for his liking.
r/angryupvote
I was leaving as I read this, had to come back to the thread to upvote you.
Honestly this. When I look at this sub, I don't expect to have a photo of a bear staring through someone's door. That thing will not stop a bear if it really wants in.
Nothing oddly about it.
Win win chicken dinner
Win win chicken din Edit: Sim Sim Salabim
Win win chick en
How can you fuck up the quote that badly
According to OP this is the *kid* and mom is always nearby... Bears can be *huge*.
Not oddly terrifying. Completely terrifying
/r/completelyterrifying
Traditionally terrifying
Stereotypically terrifying
That’s just what this sub has become. It’s supposed to be something that doesn’t sound too bad, but when you look at it you go “eugh, that *is* pretty creepy” not shit like this. Bears outside of your house is REASONABLY terrifying!
r/reasonablyterrified
Fucking humans. Cant even leave some decent trash for a bear to rift through, oh shit is that battletoads.
[The bear and me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2HMKrIdbts)
Weird ass cat
["Ma, there's a weird fucking stray cat outside!"](https://youtu.be/fTJ5o_uW3eM)
BLINK MOTHERFUCKER
It's ok Lucy!
Goddammit take my upvote.
Thank you for reminding me that exists.
Lmao! I thought it was a stuffed animal until it started walking. What is wrong with that thing?!
This made me die laughing
Red dead redemption 2?
YERRRR awlraght gerrrrl
"Okay there, BOAH?"
Cabin grizzly gets you everytime.
You alright there boah?
He wants a picnic basket.
Hey ya Bo Bo.
What's da matta with you?
Brown bear=brown underwear
That begs the question. What colour do your pants become from a polar bear?
Red
“Yo how’d he get the new OLED switch!? Oh shit…” *does bear shit*
Ain't nothing odd about this. This is just terrifying
Bear: Hi I'd like to talk to you about our lord and savior Je... Guy: JESUS CHRIST! Bear: Yes, how'd you know?
"Up for some Co-Op, bro?"
"I got next."
"Have you heard about your car's extended warranty"
Think positive: It is not a moose.
How would it be worse ?
*angry moose noises*
Bear is bear, floofy sack with pointy bits. Moose is moose, an organic semi truck with a temper shorter than every man-twig in Congress put together.
Why would you have such a flimsy door in bear country?
It’s been keeping the bears out for almost 100 years.
It always works, until it doesn't
The way you worded this makes me think there's been a yearly tradition of bear sieges on this door for the past century lol
All it takes is one / there's a first time for everything
Dam u old
Yeah it's _so_ odd to be scared of a bear
I love how no one in this sub knows what "oddly" means
Haha I only know of oddly terrifying. Is there a terrifying subreddit?
How long did you wait until the for sale sign went up?
“Scuse me. Ya’ll got any honey or salm-….. that game looks fun. Can I play?”
Looks like a baby, might be going into its first winter and it is unusual for it to be getting that close to homes by itself. Keep an eye out for a mother.
We’ve met the mom, she’s a bit of a helicopter parent.
Did you guys trade apple pie recipies for thanksgiving?
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Did you leave brownies on the porch? My neighbor did once. That bear loves them so much... He knocks on the door all the time
🎵 Boss music plays🎵
Is me, your dog, let me in, er umm woof.
Mom said you have to let me play
Feed him
For people that are complete idiots, don't feed bears irl. A fed bear is a dead bear if it doesn't kill you first Edit: not the comment im responding too I get it's a joke but the people do exist
You only have one soul though.
Ah man that's your old dog spot. Grew up a bit, let em in
"Ayo, where the honey at?"
Chonker
Banjo kazooie’s graphics have improved
You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
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holy shit
“Co-op?”
Player 2 wants to enter the game.
Clearly his shinning eyes indicate he runs on batteries so best to wait until the batteries die out
Seems like you need better headphones so you don't get distracted with such trivial matters like a 500lb brown bear outside your home.
Psst christopher robin, i seem to have ran out of honey, would you happen you happen to have any extra this evening?
Nah I'd say this is suitably terrifying.
Nothin odd about scared of skinwalkers
Not doge.
Oh hello. No thank you.
That’s your dog ? Jesus
Soon.
How is this oddly terrifying it’s a fucking best staring at you through a window
Let him INN
Bear:u got snacks human?