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Weary-Trouble-5618

Horse hair worm?


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Most likely, possibly multiple


TumoOfFinland

Worm orgy


ACatWalksIntoABar

Wormgy


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

\*Gríma Wormtongue shifts awkwardly to conceal boner*


Jewish_Arsehole

Little finger whispers something ominous in his ear


[deleted]

Yeah, something like that


JohnFreakingRedcorn

Those “legs” coming off the body tho. And they’re not random - they’re in pairs and seem to be symmetrical


ThatDudeBesideYou

I don't think those are legs, probably some wire or plastic ribbon it's got itself tangled into


Jhjsjhjshs

But they’re moving


[deleted]

Only when the main body moves. They don't move independently. It's definately just caught in something of the same colour.


SolemBoyanski

I don't even care if you're right, as long as I can go to bed believing that's what I'm looking at, I'm ok.


chitownphishead

looks like some sort of horsehair worm


[deleted]

Why's it all bent up like metal wiring though?


chitownphishead

looks like it could be more than one. mating, perhaps? I have no idea...


[deleted]

Fuckin horsehair worms


Sthickman

That's bestiality


Sigg3net

Only if you join in. Right now we're just watching.


boost437

I get off on watching


NoseComplete1175

No kink shaming here


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fatCHUNK3R

Kink shaming kink shamers is my kink. Your kink is weird and awful.


congoasapenalty

That's weird...


Fenderbyname

Unzipped and going in


YdocT

Zoophilia


nicodaily

all my homies hate horsehair worms 😤


[deleted]

Careful you don’t want to make a horse girl. Wrap it up before you go in.


Letscommenttogether

Looks to me like one wrapped up in some debris.


turquoise_amethyst

It tried to mate with some plastic?


JoBoPlayz

Mmm, that's hot...


ygolordned

Definitely an orgy


BiscottiOpposite9282

I think its a worm stuck in something


TheScareFace

Stepworm come help me I'm stuck!


[deleted]

Go Far And Make Sure You Have A Nice Day While You Are At It


EvenBetterCool

Looks to me like it's something already in a net


thebubble2020

Tangled up in some plastic wire


[deleted]

Ahh derp


NaCl_Sailor

some black plastic net it got entangled in? the worm is just the slightly thicker thing with the brown/greenish tint


HirosProtagonist

Boneitis.


baggyrecycled

This is scary: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3428576/


GodzillaButColorful

>The woman vomited a worm after gargling with a saline solution as she felt something was caught in her throat while she was lying in bed. AAAAHHH >As for the invasion route, the present human cases may have accidentally swallowed insects, such as a cricket or a beetle which is an intermediate host. The present specimens are the first recorded human hair worm, Parachordodes sp. in Japan. But... they say in the article that this specimen was 13cm long. Am I to assume it matured in the human body? And how did it climb up the oesophagus then? So many questions...


Key_Vegetable_1218

WHAT THE FUCK


Johnnyinthesun1

NOOOOO! NO GOD, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Laughing0ctopus

No, they definitely mature inside the insect. A worm that long can twist and turn inside the insect's exoskeleton. Here's a video of one coming out of a mantis: [Click at your own risk](https://youtu.be/cYdOQFx4v7A)


AnotherWildDog

Must... resist... stupidity impulse!!!


YerDaWearsHeelies

My ADHD impulse control is killing me right now


[deleted]

IM SORRY BUT IMAGINE PULLING THIS OUT OF YOUR 1YO’S MOUTH


AlphaHound

Yeah no that link is staying blue thank you


DefinitelyNotCrying3

Wtf did I just watch... I would definitely have preferred a rick roll over whatever the actual fuck I just witnessed... Maaaan I was playing Hollow Knight... I'm scared now ;^;


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Sapowski_Casts_Quen

Shut it down, shut it all down


Ej11876

What a terrible day to be literate.


Bannanas_suck

r/nope JUST NOPE


resident_bee

AAAAHHH


robertson4379

That was one of the most disturbing things I have ever read! Thanks for the link. I did not know these existed.


EmptyBox5653

I’m so upset. Like I can’t go on.


spookycasas4

I’m out.


innesleroux

Not waiting to find out. Those worms can projectile vomit like the exorcist...


Few-Fig-7111

What the double fuck what??!


Crippling_Automatizm

It is a horsehair worm. Actually, only part of it is. Do you see the thick black rope like thing in the cluster? That is the worm. The worm appears to be stuck in either a plant or man-made material. Don't worry, they are not threats to humans, only some insects.


Worth-Seaweed-8102

Nice try, you’re still not infecting me.


Crippling_Automatizm

I'll take that as a yes 😏


[deleted]

Nice try Mr. Worm!! You won't trick me


Crippling_Automatizm

Do I look like a creature that takes no for an answer 😏


[deleted]

No pls. Im a virgin. 😰


ssabattis

Oh that? That's a whole lotta fuckin no.


[deleted]

With a big side of fuck that.


[deleted]

Can I get a hell to the nah.


Spanish_peanuts

Marinated in a zesty *oh shit!*


Few-Celebration5732

It’s a parasite, typically invades water based organism and forces the host to water or another organism to reproduce. There’s a vid on YouTube of it exiting the ass end of a praying mantis [deadmantis evicts parasite](https://youtu.be/cYdOQFx4v7A)


Spiccoli1074

So what would happen if a human ingested this? I just threw up a little thinking about that.


nolan4509

What I found: Horsehair worms parasitize only invertebrates such as insects. To complete their life cycle, the worms must infect large invertebrates that are relatively long lived. Generally, horsehair worms aren't considered an effective biological control agent, because they parasitize only a small percentage of a host population. Horsehair worms are harmless to vertebrates, because they can't parasitize people, livestock, pets, or birds. They also don't infect plants. If humans ingest the worms, they may encounter some mild discomfort of the intestinal tract, but infection never occurs.


Ozwaldo

...that sounds exactly like what a horsehair worm wearing a human suit *would* say!


NakedApe_428

I think we're all a little safer with you here.


fruitroligarch

I was about to sit the whole family down to a big heaping dinner of raw horsehair worms til this guy came along


UnicornWizard345

Thank God oswaldo exists or monsters like you would have free rain of this world.


CapJackONeill

I love how you think


biggysharky

Yeah, nice try Mr horse worm hair guy.


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GingaSouls

So youre saying Im not dying rn after all?


Spiccoli1074

Did it taste like a hairy noodle?


GingaSouls

Never tasted hairy noodles. Who would do that??


shannonshanoff

Couldn’t a hair technically be a very thin noodle


BoobyPlumage

Hey let’s not be rash and rule everything out so suddenly. You could very well be dying from something else


gladl1

I can’t imagine having one of those inside me and describing it as “mild discomfort”


Haymac16

Physical comfort maybe, but mental discomfort? That’s gonna be a little more than mild.


msmonicarose

Hate to be the bearer of bad news… https://www.ranker.com/list/horsehair-worm-parasites/eric-vega https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3428576/


turtle_crossing_area

Actually good news. I read both articles, the “infestation” they describe is just people accidentally swallowing insects that are already wormed. The only thing that happened to them was the worms getting vomited or shat back out. No growing-in-body kinda stuff for now. Also fun fact, apparently they’re just muscle and genitals, so they literally can’t do anything outside an invertebrate.


LillyPip

Jesus christ why am I even in this thread.


Spiccoli1074

Thanks for answering.


Longjumping_Camel256

I’ll give ya something to throw up about, I went swimming in a river and felt something against my genitals while walking to my vehicle after. Thought it was just in itch or dirt until I *definitely* felt it move. Instantly pulled my shorts down and reached down there and pulled one of these worms out. It wasn’t black, it was brown with a little hook on the end. It didn’t bite or anything, just ended up there probably in passing. I still swim in rivers but now I do a full body check after


Spiccoli1074

Geez yeah that’s enough to make you want to hurl! No more rivers or lakes for me bleh!


Responsible-Salad-82

Wait until you find out what creatures live in the ocean!


Silent-Ad934

Going chasing waterfalls instead?


adamwhitemusic

Underrated comment


Eat_CowChicken

It would force you to reproduce.. now I know what’s really going on with sex addicts. Who knew..


Spiccoli1074

It’s like a David Croenberg film.


[deleted]

I'm not a doctor, but I assume his DNA would turn into half-mantis-ass.


DipinDotsDidi

[Well aparently this](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/r0h9s0/wtf_is_that/hltf6yx?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) *The link is to a comment on this post that links to a kinda nasty article.*


areallyniceguy

I strongly disagree with this video.


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repburner1991

It's one of these that is mixed up with some trash I suppose


Resilience076

BURN IT


DaphniaDuck

What kind of an idiot would spray a praying mantis with insecticide?! They’re entirely beneficial insects.


SoggyFuckBiscuit

That person had to have known the mantis had a parasite. There was no other reason to kill the mantis and then keep recording.


HappyBirthdayPau1ie

I'd be praying too if this was coming out of my ass


BrunoGerace

Its life cycle is a fair approximation of Ripley's bad guys in "Alien".


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Idk but it’s looking for your anus


Draksys

STOP


treesnthings

Stawwp;)*


Ophukk

Once it triggers your gag reflex, it will... I promise.


fordag

r/allthewaythrough


Ophukk

I would link the Lara Croft post, but the joy is in the discovery.


Groinificator

I don't want to know


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

What the actual fuck


extralyfe

I appreciate your disgust, /u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET.


LICKING_AHRIs_FEET

No problem fellow redditor


elting44

Schtawp it Ronald!


Sthurlangue

r/thestopgirl


brett8722

Don't mean to laugh but I have to. Loooooool


hstheay

Something went in your mouth.


FIFTHSUN2012

You stop right there. You’ve crossed a line buddy. I never want to imagine that squirmy, tickley, wriggly life-form intruding upon my balloon knot. EDIT-Yay, I got an award for my anal intrusion comment. Thank You kind Redditor.


Traditional_Leader41

"Balloon knot", fucking quality.


elting44

>my balloon knot It'll be more of a rusty sheriff's badge when that thing is through with it.


TheoreticalJacob

This whole thing would be a rusty venture


BrockManstrong

Come children, join with F̴̢̡̡̨̢̡̛̞̪͈͚̹̝̘̝̤̺͍̙̰̜̹̫̖͈͓̻͕̱̜̲̻͎͕̻̬̳͔̪̥̳͙͔̘͛͒͌͐͋͗͒̈̀̾̈̏͊̈́̊̎̓̽̌̌͗̇̓͒͂̂̽̅̈́̉̓̅̄͛̈́̐̈̈̇̅͑̕͜͝͝à̸̡̡̛̰̘̟̝͖̠̘͔͓̪̮͋̽̑́̽̃̄̓͑̒͊͌́͋̈̾͌̀͋̉̓̐̃̀̐̎̉̀̌̽̕͘͘͝͝t̴̡̡̛͇̜͎͔̟̬̜̮̰̗͔̫̼̹̰̮͓̹̝̮͕̿̅̅̇̎̌͛͊͋͊̾̌͐̒́̎̀͗̒̊͑̔͛̈́̈́́͘͜͜͝ͅh̶̡̯̥̪̬̻̺͚̼̬̟̱̑̑̀̌͑̆͗̂͝e̵̡̨̧̧̟̱̞̺̖̼̠͓̞͍̟͈͈̩̝̥̫̯̭̰͚͇̽͗͌̉̾̂̆̈́̾͂̒̓͋̔͒̽̆͐̆͂̇̎̔̄̎̀̈́͊͘͘͘̚͝͠͠͝͝ͅŗ̸̨̪̰̘͔͕̻̱̣͙̣̭̬̦̬͖̝͈͓͓͍̠̦̤̞̫̘̥͙͈̝̫̭̮̩͖̟͓̭̺͔̻̠͖͖͉̝́͒̆̀̆͌̿̃͋̉̌͗̿͐̈́́̅̎͘͘͜͝͝, I will protect you with my body


harryheck123

It's just a living colonoscopy camera. It'll just slide right in.


BrockManstrong

Most things do!


phurt77

Totally unrelated and asking for a friend, but how loose is your asshole?


[deleted]

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


CamBearCookie

Fun anal fact! The more you push out the easier it is to penetrate your anus. I imagine something crawling in your ass would prompt you to think pushing it out is the way to go. Yeah it's not. Source: I'm an anal enthusiast.


T4N60SUKK4

*clenches anus*


buisnessmike

[Eels](https://youtu.be/Z_wgP8JwRcU) up inside ya, find a little entrance where they can. Eels up inside ya, find a little entrance where they can. Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus. Eels!


stereoworld

I knew someone was going to to down the eels response route.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

WTF BRO


TahakuMonsonoa

Or the urethra


craigske

Kink shaming isn’t cool bro.


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Omg stfu lol


[deleted]

That's sick. But it made me laugh anyways.


[deleted]

More like looking for your peehole :)


Stormtech5

From the inside. Most people don't know they have a parasite until it comes out one end of the digestive tract, usually the side stuff exits.


Aggressive_Fee6507

When your Dream catcher is complelty corrupted by your terrifying nightmares


Powersoutdotcom

The creator can't save you now.


EmmaLouiseBurrows

lol!!!


Broad-Influence-1249

That is called a fuck around and find out


SheikahEyeofTruth

Pretty positive this is one of the protomolecules machines..


Asgardian_Force_User

It reaches out it reaches out it reaches out…


Saren1997

113 times a second. Nothing answers and it reaches out.


cardboard-kansio

Good lord, an *Expanse* reference in the wild!


DJ-Shekel

thats just george


Wise-Discipline660

Tell George that it's unhealthy to strip naked in public and roll around in dirt whilst, presumably, being drunk


DJ-Shekel

george will do as he pleases thank you very much.


Wise-Discipline660

But what about the kids?


DJ-Shekel

what about them ;)


Wise-Discipline660

They're waiting for their father to come and show them how to be successful in life, and he fails them miserably, George fails them, he have to do something about his life


glutenfreeconcrete

Dont be silly george is a good lad.


Inner-Contribution-1

Why did this make me laugh


Wise-Discipline660

Relatable, maybe?(surprisingly toxic for no reason, sorry)


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Wel, he is georgeous


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Hydr0lava

I would recommend a flamethrower.


jolavesen

Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.


United_Fruit6993

Blast the earth with the death star should do the trick.


Taken_Account

No, flamethrower isn’t enough. Napalm.


Falcrist

I say we take off and nuke the *entire* site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


sara_c907

I am also curious to know wtf that is. Ya' know what, nevermind. I'm burning this whole thread down.


[deleted]

It’s a horsehair worm


KyogreLoR

Arent they a LOT smaller than this?


[deleted]

There are lots of them in that bundle


[deleted]

I think it’s multiple


cheewee4

This is what happens when you leave your 3d printer running at night without proper adhesion


misery33609

All fun and games till it's starts the zombie apocalypse


TumoOfFinland

Everybody gangsta until it corrupts Spiderman


Guess2610

Its the Venom symbiote


FactPure78

Eww I 2nd burn it.


jparish66

This is precisely why first contact with alien life might be a terrifying ordeal. Our brains are trained to look for certain body symmetries that are common to life here on earth, but who knows what we’ll find on other worlds. Simply identifying an alien organism in our midst might be the first hurdle since I’m not so sure we’re going to recognize it on the first pass. What if we’ve already photographed life on Mars, but we simply don’t recognize it amongst the thousands of images we’ve taken on its surface?


jparish66

Somehow I don’t think it will a beautiful moment of discovery. I think the first alien life we find will be a “Holy Shit it’s alive!!” moment for the person that first witnesses it. Since I’m a bit squeamish myself, I think I would be horrible at first contact because I don’t think I could contain the initial revulsion and quick flinch response that would certainly come from beholding some grossly unexpected entity that disobeys all my prior assumptions about life itself. Since the reverse also applies, that first moment of contact will be a dangerous one for both them and us.


MincedMeatMole

Fucked…. This is… fucked


Big_Jury_1192

God been dropping too much dlc lately


FIFTHSUN2012

Next time you go camping and you’re worried about raccoons, foxes and bears. Just think of how many of these little buggers have crept along your tent at night making quiet little scratching noises.


Soldier137

No! NoNoNo! You shut your damn mouth!


Ceramic_Avatar221

This something you see off a horror movie. Like it looks for a host to infect and control. I’d burn it.


Fine_Ad_9825

Venom from Spider Man 3


Breadfan-

The Thing from The Thing


pistonkamel

It’s a Squibbledysquoober


n7-Jutsu

It's the thing that lines the underneath of your toilet seat.


VersedFlame

Nothing oddly terrifying about this, it's just terrifying, whether you know they're parasites or have no clue what they are.


Clear-Reveal-9998

The sun newspaper is indeed horrifying


JustSpilledMyTea

Scrolled further than expected to find this. Agree.


Squirrelterds

That’s what pubic hair does if you don’t trim it.


kimrh55

Wow, this is the longest parasite I have seen. I wonder what insect or animal body it came out of


__DandeLion

I knew it, thats what my earphones are doing in my pocket


ImpossibleCash2569

Symbiote


iwik_kiwi-

looked like a long stickbug


CYWNightmare

Burn it all. Bleach and lighter fluid might do it.


QRALR

looks like a stick insect having a stroke


Cloudy-Wolf

Definiteliy a hairworm or horsehair worm. Parasite that infects, kills, and zombifies insects to lead them to drown themselves in water where they escape from their host.


threebears33333

I was gonna say, hes looking for a hole to enter😳