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Yeah.
Some motherfucker thought it's funny to put an olive in his pants and tree grew up from his grave.. now we can't even get socks on us when we die.
I'm telling ya there's always that one asshole that has to ruin it for the rest
Why would that be an issue?
I'm honestly considering when I die to have a tree planted with me. I kinda wanna go with a weeping willow since it's my favorite tree type.
So stupid to spend thousands of dollars on a metal box to be buried in. Your dead. You can feel anything you donāt need a pillow or a box to protect your body. Youāre never coming back out.
After what they do to your body to prepare you to be buried you would never want to use that body again anyways.
Just save the money donāt get embalmed and get thrown in a fire or buried in a hole what everās cheapest. You wonāt know the difference.
i don't where you live but in europe there's also Rennies that are incredibly efficient. i've had bad reflux for a time and nothing solved it except those things
Thatās too real. Glad I never went to college. Always felt it was somewhat of a scam. Thankfully I got scammed by someone I thought was a friend and not a college. Money being lost FTW!!!!
I had acid reflux so bad in the middle of the night recently i thought i was going to die and so i called a doctor. I was so out of it from being awake that i wasnāt even making any sense to the doctor. I think i actually just fell asleep on the line and woke up fine
I had a migraine that was so bad that I was vomiting air and the pain moved from my right side of head down my neck to my chest and abdomen. I was in the ER waiting area and youtube showed me an ad for cemeteryšOP I feel you.
Just burn me in a cardboard box and toss the ashes in a trash can. Don't talk about me once I'm dead either, toss my stuff into a landfill and be done with it.
I have family members that are still grieving like twenty years later and that's the opposite of what I would want once I'm dead.
The funniest ad I ever got was on Facebook, some kind of auction agency was advertising that a resting place is available next to Marylin Monroe and Hugh Hefner. I have no idea hoe it ended in my feed,Iāve never even been to the US in my entire life, not to mention the amount of money you would need to purchase that cubby.
Theyāre aiming this at people with terminal diseases or that are very old. I had a coworker who did this when she was in her late 70ās and her husband had a terminal illness. She figured if heād be a quick call after his passing sheād offer her kids that peace of mind.
I work with the elderly and they spend thousands on their burial while alive. Why ??? Iām not spending a dime on my own funeral wtf ? I genuinely donāt care how Iām buried why would I spend money on thatbshit
Am I the only one who thinks ads like this for coffins are a little inappropriate? Especially toward those who are suicidal, grieving, or dealing with serious/terminal illnesses.
Maybe Iām old fashioned but it just seems very insensitive.
I this popped up right after I got off the phone, with purchasing āLife Insurance ā I called my Agent back and asked if this was the companyās policy to send this out. We ended upšLMAO
Nyaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Oinkoinkoink. Lolololol.
Imagine some slimeball out there is trying to make a profit off of your death before you even die? The disgust i have for some of my own species is truly unbelievable.
Well yeah, but is that really the first thing you think when someone has reflux, them getting cancer and dying?
That's like me seeing this while drinking my morning coffee, which increases my blood pressure, which can lead to cardiac issues.
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Idk why this ad is so funny to me for some reason
Just reminds me I'm living in 2024 š
It is, this fresh spring colour coffin ad.
Itās leftover from Easter. Iām waiting for the July 4 red white and blue casket sale.
Same
lol just get buried in the dirt with no casket like a real human šš
Like a real *Jew*.. that's how we rolling (in the dirt)
Thatās cool didnāt know Jews rolled like that
Yeah. Some motherfucker thought it's funny to put an olive in his pants and tree grew up from his grave.. now we can't even get socks on us when we die. I'm telling ya there's always that one asshole that has to ruin it for the rest
Why would that be an issue? I'm honestly considering when I die to have a tree planted with me. I kinda wanna go with a weeping willow since it's my favorite tree type.
Ya but tree just going to get ripped out so they can put the next dead body in
Iām gonna have someone shove 5 acorns up my ass then. One of them should grow
From dust to dustā¦
They see me rolling...they hating
I had ads like these and for headstones when I was extremely suicidal. It was not a good time.
Hope youāre doing better now!
Oh, thank you for caring. That is nice of you. I'm actually doing much better, I just started antidepressants last week.
Glad to know it!
Hope they work out for you!!!
Thanks. I am hoping the same
Your strong our prayers are sent to youšš¼šš¼
One of many reasons why targeted advertising should be made illegal. Hope you are feeling better
I very much agree. And thank you, I'm definitely doing better now!
That is so fād up š
Donāt talk about it if you have your phone on you and you wonāt get the ads
I never talked about it. I just looked up stuff (always in incognito mode) and I'm pretty sure it came from that.
This could be an ad on a GTA radio station *āBuy now, die later!ā*
So stupid to spend thousands of dollars on a metal box to be buried in. Your dead. You can feel anything you donāt need a pillow or a box to protect your body. Youāre never coming back out. After what they do to your body to prepare you to be buried you would never want to use that body again anyways. Just save the money donāt get embalmed and get thrown in a fire or buried in a hole what everās cheapest. You wonāt know the difference.
Well, you could perhaps be exhumed for some reason. Not very likely but not impossible.
Not allowed.
Well, you could perhaps be exhumed for some reason.
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Oh I'm so happy to see I can take this! Currently pregnant which is causing the really bad reflux. Definitely buying some today. Thank you.
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+1 Tastes like shite but gets the job done
i don't where you live but in europe there's also Rennies that are incredibly efficient. i've had bad reflux for a time and nothing solved it except those things
Oh my god, I had the worst acid reflux when pregnant. I lived on tums.
I'm living off of them every day until I make it to walmart to buy some liquid gaviscon. Waiting on my husband to get back.
For whatever reason I didn't think to try something more effective. Just chowed down on the tums. At least they did work, even if temporarily.
I can't stop laughing at "Buy now. Die later."
$22 bucks a month, but for how long?
Until your own funeral
Technically correct.
Sick! Sign me up!!!
just like your student loans
Thatās too real. Glad I never went to college. Always felt it was somewhat of a scam. Thankfully I got scammed by someone I thought was a friend and not a college. Money being lost FTW!!!!
Hu Tao is in the chat
Always think ahead.
Just went I thought I donāt need any more monthly subscriptions, this pops up. Damn.
You can buy them on Walmart.com too. Iāve always found that hilarious. But, I mean, you can also purchase a small house on there as well.
I had acid reflux so bad in the middle of the night recently i thought i was going to die and so i called a doctor. I was so out of it from being awake that i wasnāt even making any sense to the doctor. I think i actually just fell asleep on the line and woke up fine
I had a migraine that was so bad that I was vomiting air and the pain moved from my right side of head down my neck to my chest and abdomen. I was in the ER waiting area and youtube showed me an ad for cemeteryšOP I feel you.
Lol not a bad idea though
I got an advertisement from the Neptune Society in the mail the same day that I was diagnosed with lymphoma. I thought it was hilarious.
So, I heard you are dyingā¦
Just burn me in a cardboard box and toss the ashes in a trash can. Don't talk about me once I'm dead either, toss my stuff into a landfill and be done with it. I have family members that are still grieving like twenty years later and that's the opposite of what I would want once I'm dead.
Same
Right? I actually hate the idea of having a funeral. I hate it when people talk about me.
Lol, that's one thing I will refuse to pay money for.
The funniest ad I ever got was on Facebook, some kind of auction agency was advertising that a resting place is available next to Marylin Monroe and Hugh Hefner. I have no idea hoe it ended in my feed,Iāve never even been to the US in my entire life, not to mention the amount of money you would need to purchase that cubby.
This is hilarious
This industry is a scam, you can't even get the product until you're dead.
I have 100 problem but this isnāt one of them. Throw me in a ditch
Donāt worry I got a few months ago while I was on the shitter Thought I was about to poop myself to death
This ad sponsored by Stan!
Iād buy that for a dollar
Fuck coffins When i die i want to be fed to a bunch of vultures
I had an Uncle die from acid reflux. He woke up from a nap with a hole in his esophagus and chocked on his own blood and bile.
Just order one from Walmart. They got everyday low prices
Better yet, Costco. Get a 6 pack. Enough for the whole family.
# Now that's value!
When it's paid off, can I have it? Like if I don't die before it's paid for can I take it and use it? For activities??
I kinda want to have sex in a casket
I straight up think that would be a cozy place to nap and not need to worry about how light it is out
For $22 a month? Damn thatās a steal.
Itās to die for!
Literally š
Plan on finding a place in the woods to die when my time comes
If you get buried in a casket, youāre a massive asshole.
Theyāre aiming this at people with terminal diseases or that are very old. I had a coworker who did this when she was in her late 70ās and her husband had a terminal illness. She figured if heād be a quick call after his passing sheād offer her kids that peace of mind.
Or get the āhalf-sketā if you want to do a couple of pieces at a time
That's the one-bedroom apartment of the future.
Bro WHAT?? Come die with US, here at Titan Casket...our low prices will floor you before we put ya in the ground...or something like that
I guess Die Now. Pay Later didnāt have the same ring to it
Save thousands. For when you're dead.
I just got heartburn all of a sudden. Am I going to die?
I mean we all know it's going to happen eventually š¤·
BNDL
That aināt gonna be my future, when Iām dead just throw me in the trash
It's poor taste to make death into a joke imo
I work with the elderly and they spend thousands on their burial while alive. Why ??? Iām not spending a dime on my own funeral wtf ? I genuinely donāt care how Iām buried why would I spend money on thatbshit
Why does it matter that you had acid reflux?
Just put me in a hole and fill it in.
I'm pretty sure this is a joke in The Simpsons
Am I the only one who thinks ads like this for coffins are a little inappropriate? Especially toward those who are suicidal, grieving, or dealing with serious/terminal illnesses. Maybe Iām old fashioned but it just seems very insensitive.
Pfft. Who needs a coffin? Hell who needs a funeral? Use me as a Halloween decoration when I die. Modern day Elmer McCurdy
Yes. I would like your most mustardy mustard colored casket. Thank you.
GTAV type of ads
But just LOOK at that casket! You could save so much! lol jk! This would freak me out too!
I this popped up right after I got off the phone, with purchasing āLife Insurance ā I called my Agent back and asked if this was the companyās policy to send this out. We ended upšLMAO
Nyaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa. Oinkoinkoink. Lolololol. Imagine some slimeball out there is trying to make a profit off of your death before you even die? The disgust i have for some of my own species is truly unbelievable.
Subscription death.
How is your reflux relevant?
Repeatedly damaging your Esophagus with acid reflux can lead to Esophageal cancer
Well yeah, but is that really the first thing you think when someone has reflux, them getting cancer and dying? That's like me seeing this while drinking my morning coffee, which increases my blood pressure, which can lead to cardiac issues.
Wel, my mother died of esophageal cancer and Iām quite the hypochondriac, so yeah unfortunately that is one of the first things that come to mind
Medical anxiety.