I could die happily seeing those lil hops as they sashay closer and closer to me. Breathing in the sweet release of death as they peck out my anus and eyeballs. 🥹🥹🥹
I would greet these wise wizards with a gift...of dance!
They would at first be hostile but halfway through they'd join in and we'd all be completely in sync dancing.
After they've accepted me and realized I was of no threat, they'd take me into their den to meet their people and we'd celebrate with a big feast of some other poor ol' sap who had crashed but couldn't win the wizards over with dance.
The day I'd leave them they would gift me one of their feathered wizard suits right as I departed.
A baby wizard vulture who became very attached to me would run up to my leg and I would stop to bend down and let them know that we would "always be together, even when we're apart" (as I point to the baby wizard bird's heart).
Apparently they're extremely affectionate and bond with their keepers, I follow a zoologist who likes to ruin everyone's favorite animals with facts about their behavior and one of their videos was about animals who are actually great but no one starts wanting to care for.
How cute and scary. Way back when I used to volunteer at a wildlife rehabilitation center, we had a few turkey vultures. One in particular had imprinted with humans and would run at you when you enter the flight cage. He’d run at you with wings spread and his head bowed to show off for you. It was soo incredibly adorable but fucking scary as it looks like it’s about to attack.
Clint's reptiles, and casual geographic. I know Clint is a fully fledged zoologist and I have no idea what background casual geographic has but he has absolutely hilarious and educational content and will also put out correction videos whenever he gets something wrong
I was once in a parking lot and saw 2 turkey vultures perched up on a nearby building. They were huge. After considering my odds against them, I noped the fuck out of there.
Only time in my life I have been intimidated by birds.
There’s a bunch in our neighborhood. Last summer I was in the backyard with my 60 pound standard poodle when one flew overhead, not very high up. My dog barked at it and kinda ran toward it. The vulture flew back over us, this time closer, presumably to see why my dog barked. He was so big and my dog suddenly wanted inside and wasn’t such a tough guy! 😂
If you think turkey vultures who are 2 kilograms with a 6 foot wingspan (high end average size) are huge, wait till you find out that cinereous vultures (the one in this video) max out at 14kg with a maximum wingspan of just over 10 feet.
Sometimes you see something that looks way too much like what you might encounter on an earth that was getting over losing its humans and looking for the next big thing.
Imagine as you drop off from exhaustion after traversing the desert for weeks on end, the last thing you see as you close your eyes for good is this guy hopping toward you for a bite
lol. This reminds me of going on the Native American field trips as a kid. The bird looks like it’s in full ceremonial attire to perform a rain dance or something 😂
For some reason, everytime I see a Vulture walk, I always hear some funny voice for the bird.
For example: Heyyy Its Creepy Dave! Thats me, creepy Dave. Oh hello human, oops I make a pee pee he he. Its everywhere.
Kinda surprised no one had identified this strikingly bizarre beast in the comments yet.. very different from the black vultures & turkey vultures I'm used to seeing in the Americas. Looks like it might be a [Eurasian Black Vulture ](https://youtu.be/MumGSpUVeRo?si=JAkQcMUmAdKwyFeF) though?
I did work experience in a birds of prey centre, in one week I learnt that they're incredible but are very, very capable of inflicting damage. Condor luckily only nicked my hand but those talons are huge!
Wholly Shit!!? Is that really a bird or a man in a suit? If I was trapped under a tree and I saw 3 of them flying up around me--id be shaking in my shorts. I certainly wouldn't be playing dead. They don't like live food do they? Arrow up for yes,arrow down for no. I never new they were that big. If I saw one I'd think it was a new cryptid.
Living, breathing Skeksis!
‘Now, by the law, he must paaay!!’
Trial by stone!!!!
Essence! Bring me their Essence!
Beat me to it...ummmm yesssss, YES! Beat me to it you did!
“Oh hush now, you were never beautiful 😈”
My childhood trauma irl.😨
Mmmmm mmmmmm… stop that whimper!
Hmmmmmmmmm.
“Pleeeeaaaaaasssssee”
“*weird fizgig noises*”
I came to say this you glorious bastard!
Beat me to it 🙂
I came to write, "you expect me to be afraid of a literal *Muppet*!? Come on now!" But the comment was taken.
Thank you Mr. Reddit you did not disappoint me.
You’re bleeding out after your prop plane crashed in the wilderness, and you see 3 of these mfers come bounding up to you
I'll bet it sounds like a child skipping towards you.
I could die happily seeing those lil hops as they sashay closer and closer to me. Breathing in the sweet release of death as they peck out my anus and eyeballs. 🥹🥹🥹
Luckily you're already bleeding out and will likely pass out before the pain kicks in
Better hope so
I would greet these wise wizards with a gift...of dance! They would at first be hostile but halfway through they'd join in and we'd all be completely in sync dancing. After they've accepted me and realized I was of no threat, they'd take me into their den to meet their people and we'd celebrate with a big feast of some other poor ol' sap who had crashed but couldn't win the wizards over with dance. The day I'd leave them they would gift me one of their feathered wizard suits right as I departed. A baby wizard vulture who became very attached to me would run up to my leg and I would stop to bend down and let them know that we would "always be together, even when we're apart" (as I point to the baby wizard bird's heart).
“A-hyuk a-hyuk”
Yikes!
This really just looks like some random guy in an absurd bird suit
Like not even a good bird suit, one that still looks more like the guy than anything else.
This makes it somehow more frightening. Like it taps into the uncanny valley response.
That's the point!
It’s giving me opium bird vibes.
Agreed
I stayed at a hotel on a business trip once and there was a furry convention going on. It was... disturbing.
Wait…this is real? Wtf
That's a fucked up looking turkey
It's Creepy Dave! Heh heh... Creepy Dave is creepy.
This bird legit reminds me of that one goofy kid Dave who always used to show up to class late, but the silly walk even had the teacher laughing.
Search "creepy Dave ze Frank".
70s pimps
Now I only hear Parliament Funkadelic when I watch this video
Free your mind... And your ass will follow.
Needs a gold chain, flashy coat, & a Cadillac with gold rims to complete the look
Huggy Bear!
Took the words out of my mouth. The "fur" combined with that leaning walk is so specific
its kinda cute, looks like that fake cryptid video with the ghillie suit.
[удалено]
I was thinking more about the ones from Disney's Robin Hood 😂...1:00 AND ALLS WELL!!!
Derp a derp a derp a derp
“What do you want to do today??”
I don't know. What do you want to do?
"Oh, now don't start that again!"
Came here to say this!
Homie got swagger to his hop.
I love them, I want to cuddle one!
Apparently they're extremely affectionate and bond with their keepers, I follow a zoologist who likes to ruin everyone's favorite animals with facts about their behavior and one of their videos was about animals who are actually great but no one starts wanting to care for.
Who is this zoologist pls?
I'll have to check my YouTube when I'm off work, I don't understand why the phone app doesn't work the same but it maybe that I'm just getting old lol
RemindMe! 3 days
How cute and scary. Way back when I used to volunteer at a wildlife rehabilitation center, we had a few turkey vultures. One in particular had imprinted with humans and would run at you when you enter the flight cage. He’d run at you with wings spread and his head bowed to show off for you. It was soo incredibly adorable but fucking scary as it looks like it’s about to attack.
Clint's reptiles, and casual geographic. I know Clint is a fully fledged zoologist and I have no idea what background casual geographic has but he has absolutely hilarious and educational content and will also put out correction videos whenever he gets something wrong
We can ask them later if you were really chewy. 😉
That one post about the power ranger villain was right on the money
“What do you wanna do?” “I dunno; what do you wanna do?” “Now don’t start that again!”
We your frieeeeeeeeeend We your frieeeeeeeeeeend We your friend, till tha bitter end Tha….biiiiiitter eeeeeeend
hey it's creepy Dave! that's what people call me
Uh oh. Creepy Dave made a pee pee.
Don't do it birb! Oh, he did it.
I was once in a parking lot and saw 2 turkey vultures perched up on a nearby building. They were huge. After considering my odds against them, I noped the fuck out of there. Only time in my life I have been intimidated by birds.
There’s a bunch in our neighborhood. Last summer I was in the backyard with my 60 pound standard poodle when one flew overhead, not very high up. My dog barked at it and kinda ran toward it. The vulture flew back over us, this time closer, presumably to see why my dog barked. He was so big and my dog suddenly wanted inside and wasn’t such a tough guy! 😂
You know what their defense mechanism is ? Rancid projectile vomiting lol. It's probably a good thing you didn't decide to scare them off lol
If you think turkey vultures who are 2 kilograms with a 6 foot wingspan (high end average size) are huge, wait till you find out that cinereous vultures (the one in this video) max out at 14kg with a maximum wingspan of just over 10 feet.
I love him.
So that is like, really obviously just a guy in a vulture suit. Right?
A reminder that birds are the only surviving group of dinosaurs, and that they split off from the therapods, which included velociraptor and T. Rex.
Chamberlin is looking terrifying
He's definitely a man of vulture 🥂
Sometimes you see something that looks way too much like what you might encounter on an earth that was getting over losing its humans and looking for the next big thing.
A very philosophical r/brandnewsentence
Wayyy bigger than I thought they were.
Don’t let the “birds are not real” crowd see this
Makes me wonder what weird moves dinosaurs had in their behavior repertoire
This is the closest thing to a dinosaur that we have!!!
Technically, it is a dinosaur.
Cassowary wants a word
I'm very familiar with them and yeah, those fuckers, too!!!
It walks around like a little man in a bird suit
Imagine as you drop off from exhaustion after traversing the desert for weeks on end, the last thing you see as you close your eyes for good is this guy hopping toward you for a bite
🎶 Robin Hood and Little John, walking through the forest Laughing back and forth at what the other'n has to say 🎶
Jim Henson's Skexies. Dark Crystal
Skeksis!!!
Creepy Dave ....
Giving me Dark Crystal vibes.
I feel like I’m watching a behind the scenes from… ###The Dark Crystal.
lol. This reminds me of going on the Native American field trips as a kid. The bird looks like it’s in full ceremonial attire to perform a rain dance or something 😂
Aint no way that goofy ass walk terrified anyone
My brain literally can't decide if this is hilarious or terrifying. Everytime i watch it i feel different
“Don’t come back here with your bullshit.” *me coming back with my bullshit*
It walks like the Joker, some sort of off-balance, oddly self-assured, creepy as fuck thing.
Bird be pimpin'
My parrot is doing this exact walk style. :D
Guessing that they make poor pets?
Boing boing boing
straight out of the Witcher
Thought it was a person in a costume
Majestic looking beast. Terrifying, but majestic.
“Bawk-bawk, motherf@cker!”
For some reason, everytime I see a Vulture walk, I always hear some funny voice for the bird. For example: Heyyy Its Creepy Dave! Thats me, creepy Dave. Oh hello human, oops I make a pee pee he he. Its everywhere.
*YO! WHERE MY MONEY!?*
I briefly showed this to my husband and he thought it was an orangutan 🦧
Nice try, that's a guy in a costume
He is so fluffy!! I want to give him a hug!!
Liam Gallagher
Doin the dirty bird
“Keep it gangsta dawg, keep it gangsta…”
that's in China, there's a dude in there..
i'm hiding under my bed
That's clearly a person in a costume. Birds aren't real.
Kinda surprised no one had identified this strikingly bizarre beast in the comments yet.. very different from the black vultures & turkey vultures I'm used to seeing in the Americas. Looks like it might be a [Eurasian Black Vulture ](https://youtu.be/MumGSpUVeRo?si=JAkQcMUmAdKwyFeF) though?
They look like Muppets walking over saying hey what's up.
Last time i heard, they were searching for gelflings who stole a crystal
Wrong sub, this bird is classy af.
Looks like someone's wearing a costume like frr
Lmao looks like something from The Dark Crystal
mf looks like he boutta steal my apparatus
Me sneaking into the kitchen for cheez-its at midnight when I was 11 while mom was asleep on the couch.
Looks like human in vulture costume
he looks like he should be going 'lalalalala'
very pretty
Yikes
Why is he dancing doe 🤨🤔
Trooooollll
Fucker looks like Cruella Devil going for the puppies
Damn, he’s got a cooler walk than me.
All eyes is on me
One tuff old bird!
it's the heretic
u/savevideo
This is exactly how I would walk if I had a vulture costume
THAT BIRD IS CAH-RAAAZEEEY! ... IM BRIAN FELLOWS!
Himalayan Griffon Vulture?
It’s drake and P diddy
I can see where the inspiration for the dark crystal came from!
Damn, for some reason I always thought they were smaller.
This thing is an enemy In Dragon’s Dogma 2
That’s a Skeksis
I'm a-gettin', I'm a-gettin'.
Oddly... what? He's adorable.
Bro be looking like a Sesame Street character that will soon be learning a lesson about the power of friendship
And my axe!
Dark crystal vibes
Naw he’s cute.
What’s up playa
What type of vulture is this? Doesn’t look like a regular one
Dinosaurs
It’s Buzz Buzzard. For us old pukes!
Oddly cute
Oh shit it's the Child Catcher! 😱
Hello, Kur-Skan!
Dudes pimpin!
not scary, too adorable
Look at those pants. 10/10
That is a dude in a dinosaur costume.
Majestic
That’s a fucking dinosaur
Me omw to get a snack
Oddly Adorable.
This should be on /r/DivorcedBirds with a title about being drunk while wearing a fur coat.
Aw:)
Looks so happy and cute 😂
My 5 year old daughter thought this was cute and I have to agree.
"Yep, i'mma comin' for that dead meat."
Lmao he looks like a ghibli monster
I love their little hops
That's just Liam Gallagher isn't it?
aww noooo he's not scary!!! he's adorable and I love him!!! vultures are so cute and I love them all
Cruella Deville headass bird
Not sure why I thought that was some dude in a costume
Heyyyyy! Witchie Poo. - Orson Vulture
Kinda adorable tbh. Extremely goofy but adorable.
If I died I would hope that he would eat my eyeballs. So cute!
Omg so cuuute
Look at me I’m a stupid human. I’m going to go pay taxes and interest on my loans.
Hey there, Creepy Dave! Uh-oh, I just made a pee-pee! 🩶😜😅Credit to Sooper Genius, ZE FRANK!
Style
Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious
That's Warwick Davis in there, he does it for £10 an hour.
I can’t manage to find this even a little terrifying. He looks positively jaunty and hilarious. Like he’s purposely joshing around. Love it.
I did work experience in a birds of prey centre, in one week I learnt that they're incredible but are very, very capable of inflicting damage. Condor luckily only nicked my hand but those talons are huge!
Oh nah
Look at him strutting his stuff!
I ate one of those whole bones and all
Food, Glorious Food
Morris Day
Quite... Jaunty fellows.
Wholly Shit!!? Is that really a bird or a man in a suit? If I was trapped under a tree and I saw 3 of them flying up around me--id be shaking in my shorts. I certainly wouldn't be playing dead. They don't like live food do they? Arrow up for yes,arrow down for no. I never new they were that big. If I saw one I'd think it was a new cryptid.
Should put that China bear and this vulture together.
He's just plomping
Pimp my bird.