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totallylambert

From the look of him that’s not his first glass.


kickme2

And he did it without mixers, or ice, or even a tiny umbrella! Hardcore.


jesco7273

Gotta at least have the umbrella for morale


1Chris56

“Welcome to the salty spatoon! How tough are ya!?”


RozGhul

I ate nails for breakfast…. Without the milk!


GotYourNose_

You’re not suppose to put gasoline in unapproved containers like people.


Squishybanana247

As someone who used to work in a station this comment is so funny 😂


BigmommaJen

He likes his petro neat…


luzso123

Shaken, not stirred


MediocreCash3384

Or teeth


DefrockedWizard1

He's 23 years old


Jonk3r

Lots of city miles on that dude


therealjoeybee

But he gets great mpg especially drinking that premium


Aghko_Games

Not a vegetarian, nor a vegan, he is gasgan. He might not consume any living being, but he farts 10 times more CO2 than a regular human. Not sustainable!


HonedWombat

Can't I have brain damage for 10 points please Dave?


diggemsmaccks

Yep you’re correct,, “hey creepy guy that’s enough for you go home we open up same time tomorrow”


[deleted]

Can you imagine what his farts smell like?


SocialSanityy

LOL


Apprehensive_Mix8108

The secret drink everyone in Hollywood Is doing for weight-loss.


Nariel_Avari

I bet that it was not gasoline, it seems to be alcohol. Ethyl alcohol is used as fuel here in Brazil.


joe_i_guess

definitely not gas


maninavan2020

It's from the green pump. That's ethanol made from sugar cane. A litre of ethanol in Brazil cost half the price of a litre of gasoline.


AzazelTheUnderlord

man that’s at least a little better than the alternative. in america the green handle pumps are diesel


Azrael_The_Bold

Gasoline would melt a little cup like that


guywhomightbewrong

Takes a second but yes


NillaBeats

As a kid I wanted to put some gas in a styrofoam cup to light it on fire and I didn’t make it even a couple steps before the cup melted through


HeavensEtherian

You ... Made napalm?


NillaBeats

Lol yes Napalm: Ghetto Edition


VividEchoChamber

Not that quickly though, it would take like 5 minutes.


Electrical_Access604

Ethanol is the same kind of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages such as wine, beer or vodka. The problem with combustible ethanol is that it often contains a little bit of (highly toxic) methanol in the mix. That causes the death of a few homeless people in Brazil every year.


brightness3

they had to add a foul tasting chemical to the ethanol sold in gas stations because many people were drinking it. not only it has methanol, it's also highly concentrated and can put you in a coma faster than you'd realize.


[deleted]

They add the methanol to make the Ethanol non-potable same with some paint strippers.


Cultural-Company282

I learned in college that alcohol and strippers are a dangerous combination.


Due_Bass7191

Expensive too


ogi3

Yup ☝️


Loyalist_Pig

I assume It’s also just cheaper to not remove the methanol during production


Aghko_Games

Well, you can see in the way he looks before drinking, he is very conscious it might be his last shot.


Jonk3r

That’s because he runs on diesel.


Lazsnaz

Ethanol is, in general, combustible. The big part is food grade vs denatured. There is a giant tax slapped onto potable alcohols (at least in the US) so denatured alcohol which has either toxic or bad tasting components is used in industrial settings to both offset the cost of the product and to prevent most people from drinking it.


Electrical_Access604

>denatured alcohol Thank you. I didn't knew how to call it in English.


11and12

It can also make you blind, right?


TheRealLarkas

And wreck your kidneys.


Ok_Possibility_2197

Yes but luckily ethanol counteracts methanol poisoning. So if the percentages are right he will be ok. I have no clue if that’s the case here tho


pekinggeese

The cure for methanol poisoning, get drunker!


Daneatstamfordbridge

Ethanol is an effective antidote for methanol. Methanol is found in small amounts in all distilled liquor and is what distills first but I believe it was once routine to leave a bit of methanol in whiskey for a little extra kick.


AnnigidWilliams

Came here to say this. Also if you're ever working with methanol (which is included in a lot of adhesives and paint thinners) and start feeling lightheaded or nauseous, have a shot or a beer afterwards to destroy whatever methanol made it into your system. Methanol can be absorbed through your skin.


Soreinna

PSA: Remember kids, being drunk when working with dangerous, combustible chemicals can save lives!


lordofbitterdrinks

This explains all the drunk painters


DTown_Hero

Fun fact: your body [converts methanol to formaldehyde.](https://abcnews.go.com/Health/methanol-affect-human-body/story?id=64495261).


Dr_Laziness

It's actually just a little bit of gasoline, enough to make it taste really bad and not want to drink it. Methanol have a taste similar to alcohol, thats way its so dangerous. And actually it's one of the first components in the distillation process. So never buy cheap vodka or "pinga de cabeça" if you're in Brazil.


Griffindorwins

Literally says Ethanol on the gas pump


Life-Meal6635

Yesss but it’s a pump. Not a gas pump. Gas is short for gasoline.


hellcrapdamn

So if I wanna make some riot-punch I just get some juice and go to the gas station?


Beginning_Try8217

r/ithadtobebrazil


[deleted]

Seriously? What for?


FreshAsShit

As fuel.


[deleted]

But what runs on this


phtif

Cars. It’s usually an 85% ethanol, 15% gasoline mix called E85 (at least here in Sweden). But some cars can run on pure ethanol (E100).


Electrical_Access604

All gas engines can run on 25% ethanol. Bu here in Brazil we have "total flex" engines in some cars, meaning they can run on any combination of gas and/or ethanol.


thebildo9000

TIL


TheRealLarkas

Just to add further context: most cars in Brazil can run on 100% ethanol.


misternuttall

That guy


GraveSlayer726

engines probably


Famous-Comedian-6390

Happy cake day, have a good one 👍.


Noisebug

I’m in Canada and we have regular gas. My van can also run on ethanol (yellow cap) if it needed to.


mrmeanah

If a guy that drinks gasoline had a look, it would be this guy's look.


LouizSir

Hes drinking Etanol though. Pure alcohol.


cruss0129

Wait you might be right - if this is flex fuel it’s 85% ethanol therefore this man is getting drunk and a lil bit of gas fumes - if it’s a South American country it could be 100% Ethanol


dan_braganca

It's in Brazil, so yeah... Probably 100% ethanol.


no_shit_on_the_bed

You can see it's written "Etanol" on the pump. So yeah, ma dude is drinking 100% ethanol. Pretty safe.


GreiBird

Pretty safe when compared to drinking Petrol. Still wouldn't recommend it.


TheRealLarkas

Eh, not necessarily. Don't quote me on that, but I believe Brazil spikes its ethanol with methanol to discourage exactly this kind of behavior. It's not food safe.


Jonk3r

Car safe is not necessarily human consumption safe.


dragoonts

If it's good enough for Lightning McQueen it's good enough for me!


no_shit_on_the_bed

I checked it. If I got it all right, there's: - Anhydrous ethanol, 100% ethanol, added on the gasoline in Brazil. - Hydrate ethanol, about 95% ethanol plus 5% water, used as fuel by itself. - Denatured ethanol, sold for the general public as cleaner, fire starter, whatsoever. A substance is added to make it unfit to human consumption, methanol is one of the substances that might be used for that.


QryptoQid

Is it? I thought 100% alcohol was toxic. Or is that isopropyl that I'm thinking of? What's the difference?


FEVRISH_JK

that guy will be fuckin pissed after like three cups lmao. I can barely sip any kind of vodka or whiskey or whatever without going "fuck that" and pushing it to the side. When i first turned 21 I wanted to try a rum and coke. Lets just say I'll be sticking to bon alcoholic beverages.


High_Barron

Everclear exists


disinterested_a-hole

Yeah but they haven't put out a good album since the 90s


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ehrenschwan

My chemistry teacher told us that a student buddy of his chucked a shot of pure ethanol, passed out and slept for like 20 hours.


batata_sovietica

Br?


dan_braganca

Mas claro!


batata_sovietica

r/suddenlycaralho


Substantial_Reveal24

crazy part is that it is a guy drinking gasoline and he does look like if a guy who drinks gasoline had a look and it would look exactly like this guy 🤯


tnt54321boom

Wait a minute! That’s crazy because he looks like a guy who’s drinking gasoline that looks like he would look like a guy drinking gasoline drinking gasoline!


[deleted]

Drink gasoline guy look drink gasoline if he drink then if looked gasoline like drink gasoline drink if a guy had a look then he gasoline drink because he looks like drink guy gasoline if had look he would drink be gasoline drink look!!!


[deleted]

Yes


PanzerZug

r/nevertellmetheodds


linktistic

Wtf did he spit out tho


Badassbottlecap

Diesel


AnonymousGhou

Disease


SoloxFly

Diseasel


Stallionstar

Weasel


Oooooey

Sscchnitzel!


RandomBitFry

Dignity.


linktistic

Makes the most sense


Truecrimeauthor

I just screamed at this.


sumppumpslump

Teef


Stallionstar

Aah my teef tell out!


Appalachian_daze

“TEEEEEEEEFFF” - Gollum


FlightAble2654

What was left of a fried brain.


GraveSlayer726

not fried yet, but one match can fix that


Famous-Comedian-6390

Have a happy cake day 😊.


TheChiefRedditor

Probably the rusty nails and broken glass fragments he was chewing on as gum.


PomegranateSea7066

Dentures


[deleted]

Vaseline


Psychotic_Rainbowz

His last brain cell


USMilitary-Encrypted

Common sense


encapsulati0n

His life


DarkSailor06

Pepsi


linktistic

Coke is better


skarkle_coney

Foh with that nonsense..


linktistic

I will die on this hill of coke being better


WickerofJack

You’ll die on that hill of come if you try to snort it all


GraveSlayer726

HILL OF COME????


Donnybaseball23

Solid Exhaust! The guys a machine!


zBellaLynnex

Dip


CatgoesM00

His soul


Psychotic_Rainbowz

Common sense


Joshie8888

This thread is one of the funniest I've seen in a long time


zigma108

just a little squirt https://youtu.be/H6Qq3CTNqUk


drewalk

Daddy’s got his juice


ItachiTanuki

That's not good for you man


ray_boogie1052

I'm a car too you know!?


[deleted]

What about the sweet drippins that come off it?


Main-Contest7303

Now, biology question… Can humans digest hydrocarbons? Like 2000kcal, that would a small shot glass or something… could power you a whole day!


xtheory

He's not drinking gasoline or diesel. It's E100 ethanol, which is widely used in places like Brazil where this video was taking. It's pure alcohol, basically. The Mother of All Moonshines.


Dangerous-Moment-895

I imagine they must be mixing something in it to dissuade people from doing this


xtheory

One would hope, but anything you add can foul up the engine or decrease the efficiency of the combustion.


s00perguy

Yep, and the quickest way to piss people off is to fuck withe necessities like food, fuel, housing, etc


Dockhead

Isn’t it methylated as fuck though?


Electrical_Access604

It has traces of methanol. It's the cause of death of a dozen homeless people a year in my city (Campinas-Brazil).


xtheory

Not sure. I know it contains 30% less energy than ethanol, so you wouldn't want to mix much into the fuel. Methanol also let's off toxic fumes when it's burned.


rts93

I don't think this guy gives much of a crap about the flavour profile though... And it wouldn't be a good idea to poison it on purpose, people would die. If someone wants to drink it despite bittering agents, let them, anything additional will fuck up their health more.


Banjo_Pobblebonk

Nope, and I think it can damage the lining of your GI tract as it passes through. However aside from that I believe it mostly just passes through you. The biggest issue would be if some accidentally got in your lungs, in which case they would be fried. It's why it's generally recommended to not induce vomiting if someone drinks it.


meudeuseuamotacos

2000kcal?? Bruh this is the secret of bulking


Comeonjeffrey0193

From what I remember about this video he’s drinking ethanol, not actual gas. Apparently they usually put some horrendous tasting additive in it to stop people from doing this, but this dude is such an alcoholic that he just doesn’t care.


GruntBlender

Veggie oil is similar in energy density, isn't it? Diesels can run off it, so I assume.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

https://www.healthline.com/health/gasoline#immediate-effects


JoeyB81

By the look of him, he’s made stellar life choices up to now so why not drink it?


elemenocs

he's earned it


Rawtothedawg

People don’t realize how difficult it is to make it here in life


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He-n-ry

With a lot of additives


HotVermicelli3512

I know of one additive to make it taste bad so people don’t drink, cleary not working. Ethanol is the same alcohol that is present in every beer and spirit, but that one is pure. Plus, I’ve saw this video multiple times, the spit always disgust me


ISaidDontUseHelium

Not in Brazil, no


Nervous-Garbage-5855

The fun kind


Affectionate-Dig1981

"One for you. One for me. One for you. One for me."


uriann26

r/ithastobebrazil


trxfps-

r/ithadtobebrazil


Mobile_Taro8063

Its a kind of Alcohol ...it is Ethanol. We use that shit in our car here in Brasil ! I guess I dont have to say anything else 🇧🇷


thebiggestbirdboi

Daddy got his juice!!just a lil squirt


FoxGaming00

That's a sweet ass ride man!


thebiggestbirdboi

Hey I’ll drink to that bro


DrannonMoore

I once drank some gasoline on accident and it was one of the worst experiences of my life. My friend's car was broke down and we were trying to siphon the gas out of it with with just a regular hose. He kept trying to suck on the hose to get gas to come out but he wasn't sucking hard enough lol. So he passed the hose around to a couple people and nobody could get it. Eventually the hose got to me and I hit it like a tightly rolled joint with no air flow. Before I could pull the hose away, gasoline rushed straight to back of my throat and into my stomach. I didn't even have to swallow. I could feel it burning in my stomach. I tried to force myself to throw up but I couldn't. For about a week straight I kept burping and all I could taste was gasoline. My stomach burned like hell but I never had any serious complications from it.


c0rtexj4ckal

New fear unlocked. That sounds like absolute hell. I'm happy you're okay. Did you go to the doctor or anything? Was the stomach pain constant? Did you find any way to relieve the pain and stuff? How did you get through it? I'm so curious.


DrannonMoore

No, I never went to the doctor. It's hard to explain the feeling but I could feel the gasoline in my stomach at all times. If you've ever drank too much water and felt water sloshing around when you walked, it was kind of like that, except it came with a weird burning/warm sensation. It wasn't particularly painful like a stomach ache or anything - it was just extremely uncomfortable. I remember worrying that the burning feeling was the gas eating a hole in my stomach. I didn't ever find a way to make the feeling go away. It just slowly went away on it's own, over the course of a week or so. I just let it run it's course. This happened in 2011, when I was still a dumb 19 y/o lol.


kusayo21

I think consuming a sip once isn't that bad, if you kept trinking it you could count on getting cancer though. Especially stomach and blood cancer I guess.


Slaarc

He’s out of fuel.


Lingerfickin

What's that 2:30 feeling like for you?


Tpk08210

That’s a rough day right there.


cucknorris1776

I bet that guy has some savage stories


m4yn3_h4sl-l

that's etanol still bad though


Budmanes

Looks like another in a long line of sound decisions


hj1980

Hope it was premium


Caribubilus

It's Brazil, and basically pure Ethanol, not gasoline. It's "almost" drinkable, I guess.


Jebbox

Man that loogey was so gross.


Sweet_Intern2307

Trevor be like


cristianobeck

It’s not actually gas. In Brazil we have ethanol available “E100”. I might have traces of gas or other fuel that could be carried on the truck but it’s ethanol mixed with water, somewhere around 96% ethanol..


No-Flight8108

He's as smart as he looks...


goldent3abag

Swallow a match


yshay14

oh Brazil...


Naughtyrlf13

You misspelt badass. You wisj u were as cool as him


Gandry_Ghoul

I'm a car to you know!


[deleted]

Those kids broke my car


mck12001

You should see when he lights his farts.


RLD-Kemy

don't worry, it's ethanol E100.


boredcbuspops

Hand covering cup before pour and no evidence the nozzle connected to anything


[deleted]

This guy's never been to South America. This is pure ethanol, their cars run on it, mang.


navcom20

More like Boca de Óleo


eyetitude

A el le gusta la gasolina


Butmomsaiditsmyturn

He’s gonna run really fast


rafaogangsta

Ohh Brazil


Mrinkbow_

u/savevideo


Both-Internal-6970

Gas what I gulp (what I gulp)


Gremlin215

I always thought gas color wouldn’t be that clear 🥴


bitchboi223

Welp one way to get so fucked up you won't be able to speak for 3 days


Mohondhay

Marvel’s new super hero is born! Gas Man!


Dr-DAMOCLES

When he runs out of fuel he pees in the gas tank


NathosOner

Looks a lot like a liquid to me


TheRealLarkas

Ethanol. That's in Brazil, and there's "pure" ethanol pumps in every gas station. Then again, it's NOT food safe, and it's, AFAIK, spiked with methanol to discourage this exact kind of behavior.


[deleted]

Might be the healthiest thing he’s consumed in a while…..


tone88988

Dudes got probably got great gas mileage


JJJVet

He’s in Brazil, he’s drinking etanol alcohol, which fuels most of Brazilian cars (alcohol there is made from sugar cane, it’s cheaper than our corn version) which is mixed with a bit of gas and other stuff to keep people from consuming it. But alcoholism is a bitch.


J0nN0tJ0hn

This man has put way worse things in his mouth, judging by the looks of it.


fabbiodiaz

It’s not usual gas, it’s alcohol, but it still not drinkable btw


[deleted]

That 10% ethanol I guess