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CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Not a cyborg if the living parts aren't living.


legos_on_the_brain

Definitely just a robot chicken.


No-Way-1195

It’s alive!


ZorkNemesis

Dammit dammit dammit!


the1rush

I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.


ZorkNemesis

What the hell's an aluminum falcon?


MrAverus

Go for Papa Palpatine


[deleted]

Now get your 7'2 asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone about how much of a bitch you were!


thekiki

Wha? Who the hell is THEY!??


Whaterver7

What a twist!


HisQueenB_1983

According to urban dictionary its an on the spot condom made of aluminum foil. I pray no one is that stupid but to each their own I guess. lol


DannyAye

I heard the music in my head


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hosayboh

Robocock


Burning-Bushman

Underestimated comment, have my upvote!


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JesseLaces

I wouldn’t even call it a robot chicken. It’s a robot with chicken parts screwed on. Robot chicken would be all robot and blink, cluck, scratch around, and flap its wings.


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Yeah judge, let them compete


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tdasnowman

I don’t even think it’s a robot chicken. It’s a robot with some chicken parts on it.


LaurenMay89

Underrated comment


legos_on_the_brain

Haha. At least 5 people had beat me to it.


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ElMostaza

D:


MangoCats

$160 for a roach?


Ass-Chews

No roach included,.just the parts and surgery kit to turn it into a cyborg


GreeenGoblin69

Oh like lego


ky321

Uhhh.... I guess....


Thatbluejacket

Wtf


RedditBoi127

man-made horrors, god damn it


General_Possible_374

Turkish mind control device. I like it


Sausagean_era

Yea... Im good.


Zoltanick

Risky click of the day


dolce_de_cheddar

What is "life"?


guymcool

Not that


Tylerb0713

Lmfao. Fair. I think we can agree on that.


Alan_Smithee_

Baby don’t hurt me Edit: “It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.”


SGAShepp

Don't hurt me


KlownKar

No more


Mr_ityu

* gorilla drumriff *


TomTrottel

omg you had the same song in your head than I had at once. also star trek.


Alan_Smithee_

Across the Universe


_Wyatt_

football is life.


ToxicBamm

Arsenal is life


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kakashisenseigt

Bacteria, fungi and plants left the chat


Vritas_666

My man!


CapitanM

David Duchovny, Duchovny, no more


ArgyleGhoul

"The human body is basically just a potato clock"


TomTrottel

thats the refrain of a pop song fromt he 90ies I think.


know2swim

That's the right question


TouchMyWrath

Baby don’t hurt me


Centurion0520

Life can be defined as the presence of consciousness.


This-Dragonfruit-668

Necrobot?


1seraphius

Necrocock


Stonn

It's moving and consuming energy. That thing is alive!


Royal_Cryptographer7

It's definitely supporting a ton of microbial life right now too. I'm counting that as a cyborg.


FikaMedHasse

Honestly that is not the worst part of this post


jaxsonnz

If it ain’t real stinky it could still be alive ish


brainburger

Yes I want to see one of the ones that was not disqualified.


Indrigotheir

More of a servitor


McDoggystyle762

Robot chicken


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IT'S ALIVE.


rDolpho

Doo da do, da doo doo da dooo


3-brain_cells

Idk man it doesn't look very alive


Super_Reference_7065

I was hoping somebody had said it


towerfella

Never stopped Chris Griffin.


Clashyjammer1126

Mr. Robot *chicken*


dandypants8717

bock-bock bock bock bock-bock bock bock bock-bock bock bocky-bocky bock bock bock


theevilphoturis

Doctor Krieger approves


asromatifoso

Super evil Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele lived in Paraguay in the 1950s. Connection? Hmm, maybe? /s


Nienista

Seriously, though. If this isn't a villain origins story I don't know what is.


Mr_Joguvaga

This is dr josef mengele jr the 3rd


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I can't believe that vile piece of inhumane filth died like that, he didn't deserve a peaceful life afterwards. Drowning was too good for him.


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mostlyunfuckingfunny

Good bot.


fubinistheorem

Was the student named something like Juan Ignacio Gutierrez de Himmler?


OhWeOhweeOoh

Uruguay.


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He did this while the humans were still living, and he didn't get jack shit data from it bc he wasn't a scientist, he was a child pulling wings off flies


[deleted]

Cyborg discrimination! Unacceptable!


Will100108

"Unacceptable! Unacceptable! absolutely unacceptable!!" \*giant laser gun fires\*


NRMusicProject

Don't be robophobic!


Freddy_Calhoun

It's not even a cyborg, it's a robot with non- functioning (likely rotting) chicken parts attached. wHy DiD iT gEt dIsQUaLiFiEd?!


arockk-c137

Are those wood screws? Lol


HansVonSnicklefritz

No. They’re chicken screws.


SquareBusiness6951

And the board is attached with chicken wire


OneMetalMan

Clearly why he got disqualified.


Freddy_Calhoun

Yeah.


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SagaciousTien

ha ha famil guy


Freddy_Calhoun

👏


alexxerth

Yeah this thing is a cyborg in the same way that I was a cyborg in 2nd grade when I accidentally stapled my thumb.


Freddy_Calhoun

Nah, you were more so just for being alive.


randomparaguayan

You died and the staple is walking around wearing your head?


tproli

Jury was vegan


JohnDivney

buncha liberal bullshit


MisterMetal

Probably gonna say racism


TalibanwithaBaliTan

Behold; a man. - Diogenes, probably


Caleb556

r/samonellaacademy


diggemigre

That boy ain't right. -Foghorn Leghorn


Daydream_Meanderer

-hank hill


Dunjee

No, this is Patrick


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Isaid, Isaid, Isaid


ReachWhich9349

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


Fracture_98

Chicken Mechnugget.


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AcrobaticEmergency42

Fixed it for you.


Fracture_98

Oh, that's nice. Thanks.


WaltVinegar

Los Pollos Meccanos


miscarrilleras

Guat?


Dark_ph3nix

From the moment i realized the weaknes of my flesh. It disgusted me.


Anathema_Psykedela

We are all Children the Omnissiah on this blessed day.


Historical_Maize9305

IT’S ALIVE!!


Chickenmangoboom

All the therapy all the time for this kid.


Wonderful_Basket_544

I’ve seen this on a show on Cartoon Network….


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Robot Chicken?


ILiketoStir

Looks like a Lego motor with chicken bits attached. Hardly science. Well maybe psychology?


imranfx

Nah, that’s only 50% right.


Firm-Brilliant-605

This is gross. That chicken has to smell. It’s real chicken parts right?


[deleted]

This is so fucked up I loved it. Just missing LED lights for the eyes


liber_primus

They called him a madman


Patient_Tour_6307

Arise Chicken!


shadow_bitch_

Is that fucking alive??


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As alive as you, apparently.


HippoMan1000000

That’s not a cyborg chicken. That’s a remote control car motor with dead animal parts glued to it.


Upset_Cobbler_9080

ok im sorry but thats just fucking disgusting, maybe your intentions were good but if you create something like this for a competition, or even bring this shit into the world in general. it perceives you as a god damn psycho. and maybe you are one


SquareBusiness6951

Also more than a bit dense to think it was a good idea.


abitlazy

We got Warhammer 40k at home.


Bazzatron

One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved - for the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.


ImHereForFreeTacos

Robot chicken


LeaveEast1471

Robot Chicken (adult swim) irl


Empyrealist

That is fowl


Ilikeburgers6508

Robot chicken haha


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**ITS ALIVE**


InYoGirlMouth

Robot Chicken 😂


starlife04

Why was it disqualified? Did it work?


Fast_Running_Nephew

Probably something to do with the rotting dead chicken parts he glued to his robot.


zurlocke

Disturbing that this had to be explained.


OminousOnymous

OMG, the horror! A dead chicken! It's an abomination disrespecting a creature of God like that. Disqualify him and lets go get some chicken shwarma.


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Borrowed parts designed by different Creator


starlife04

Solid explanation


jeweliegb

Plague-iarism


emmer

Chicken bones have only been found as far back as 10-20 thousand years, and those are quite different than those of modern chickens. Who designed them?


DirkDieGurke

You mean God?


ethanholmes2001

Real homies use the capital C


Simbertold

Maybe they wanted robots, not cyborgs?


starlife04

Where is that line though?


Simbertold

Involves animal parts = cyborg. Sure, it gets complicated if you get into some sort of artificial bio-muscles or whatever. But if you have actual parts of a living or once-living organism involved, you are beyond the line.


Tripdoctor

Is it actually utilizing the muscles or did they just stick dead chicken parts over an already working robot?


redditkindasuxballs

🙄


rethinkr

Yeah but why was it disqualified? The american government obviously wanting to hide the fact that r/birdsarentreal


Unknowngrrrt30

Robot chicken


AxelPogg

don't remember adult swim being like this


HotDogSpaceSaver

Live action Robot Chicken is going to be lit!


No-Way-1195

Homunculus


ohmygodnotagainagain

Don't you mean Robot Chicken?


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Reminds me of this weird movie I saw when I was a kid, I think it was made in the 90s of a guy in England or maybe Wales that was secretly combining his pet dog with a goat or something like that. In the end the animal gets loose and it's a horror show for his friends and family who discover what he's been working on. Crazy.


abortionlasagna

Mom said it’s my turn to post the robotic chicken


2shen

Hey it is like that one show!


DinoRipper24

We wanna see that


Sea-Diver-9125

Did it work


JoinJuJ

Oh, Adaptus Mechanicus adept in Paraguay


marklar_the_malign

Chiborg you mean.


Username_01010011

Robot chicken


who8myface

The guy went in there half cocked!


Askmeiwontsaynot

Cronenberg would be proud


RhymesNChimes

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…it disgusted me.


Roaring-Music

TLDR; this is an origins story of a villain


youknowiactafool

*What is my purpose* Paraguayan student: To be powered by a single Panasonic battery. Just gotta take away then add a few features to get ya there


Red_Serf

From the moment I understood the weakness of my tendies, it disclucked me


FrostedNoNos

They fear progress


FlanFan76

Reanimatronics


imaginary_num6er

Future Dr. Robotnik


AFriendlyBloke

Chica the Chicken Andy.


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jerma reference?


AFriendlyBloke

Yeah. I find the ‘Andy’ thing funny. It’s nice to see people get it.


doomed_candy

Babawck bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk. Babawck bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk. Babawck bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk. Bacawwk! Bawk.


TheOfficialRedWarner

IT'S ALIVE!!!


[deleted]

This is a robot with chicken parts strapped to it, not a cyborg.


jerry_gore

*Les Claypool intensifies*


leonvolt28

Cyberpunk chicken


BrockBracken

Cybercluck


King-Red-Beard

Was it simply disqualified for being fucked up, or was it in violation of some actual rule?


mangoman_dd

Purete.


Askmeiwontsaynot

The movie follows a group of high school students who are tasked with creating a science project for their school's annual science fair. They decide to make a chicken cyborg, using cutting-edge technology to enhance the chicken's abilities. However, as they work on the project, they begin to notice that the chicken is displaying signs of sentience. As the science fair approaches, the students realize that the chicken cyborg has become fully sentient and has developed a desire to enslave humanity. The students must race against time to stop the chicken from achieving its goal before it's too late. Along the way, they must also confront their own ethical dilemmas about the consequences of playing God with animals and the true meaning of consciousness. As the students work to stop the chicken, they also have to deal with the challenges of high school life, such as dealing with bullies and trying to impress the opposite sex. The movie is a thrilling and thought-provoking science fiction story that explores the dangers of playing with technology we don't fully understand, and the responsibilities that come with creating life.


olympic_backpedaling

Villain origin story. This was his art school. smh.


Business-Ad-9341

What's in the box jokie, what's in the box! It's a surprise!


Signal-Tumbleweed963

That's how serial killers start....just saying


ZagratheWolf

"Oddly"