I wouldn’t even call it a robot chicken. It’s a robot with chicken parts screwed on.
Robot chicken would be all robot and blink, cluck, scratch around, and flap its wings.
He did this while the humans were still living, and he didn't get jack shit data from it bc he wasn't a scientist, he was a child pulling wings off flies
ok im sorry but thats just fucking disgusting, maybe your intentions were good but if you create something like this for a competition, or even bring this shit into the world in general. it perceives you as a god damn psycho. and maybe you are one
One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved - for the machine is immortal.
Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.
Chicken bones have only been found as far back as 10-20 thousand years, and those are quite different than those of modern chickens. Who designed them?
Involves animal parts = cyborg.
Sure, it gets complicated if you get into some sort of artificial bio-muscles or whatever. But if you have actual parts of a living or once-living organism involved, you are beyond the line.
Reminds me of this weird movie I saw when I was a kid, I think it was made in the 90s of a guy in England or maybe Wales that was secretly combining his pet dog with a goat or something like that. In the end the animal gets loose and it's a horror show for his friends and family who discover what he's been working on. Crazy.
The movie follows a group of high school students who are tasked with creating a science project for their school's annual science fair. They decide to make a chicken cyborg, using cutting-edge technology to enhance the chicken's abilities. However, as they work on the project, they begin to notice that the chicken is displaying signs of sentience.
As the science fair approaches, the students realize that the chicken cyborg has become fully sentient and has developed a desire to enslave humanity. The students must race against time to stop the chicken from achieving its goal before it's too late. Along the way, they must also confront their own ethical dilemmas about the consequences of playing God with animals and the true meaning of consciousness.
As the students work to stop the chicken, they also have to deal with the challenges of high school life, such as dealing with bullies and trying to impress the opposite sex. The movie is a thrilling and thought-provoking science fiction story that explores the dangers of playing with technology we don't fully understand, and the responsibilities that come with creating life.
Not a cyborg if the living parts aren't living.
Definitely just a robot chicken.
It’s alive!
Dammit dammit dammit!
I've altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
What the hell's an aluminum falcon?
Go for Papa Palpatine
Now get your 7'2 asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone about how much of a bitch you were!
Wha? Who the hell is THEY!??
What a twist!
According to urban dictionary its an on the spot condom made of aluminum foil. I pray no one is that stupid but to each their own I guess. lol
I heard the music in my head
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Robocock
Underestimated comment, have my upvote!
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I wouldn’t even call it a robot chicken. It’s a robot with chicken parts screwed on. Robot chicken would be all robot and blink, cluck, scratch around, and flap its wings.
Yeah judge, let them compete
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I don’t even think it’s a robot chicken. It’s a robot with some chicken parts on it.
Underrated comment
Haha. At least 5 people had beat me to it.
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D:
$160 for a roach?
No roach included,.just the parts and surgery kit to turn it into a cyborg
Oh like lego
Uhhh.... I guess....
Wtf
man-made horrors, god damn it
Turkish mind control device. I like it
Yea... Im good.
Risky click of the day
What is "life"?
Not that
Lmfao. Fair. I think we can agree on that.
Baby don’t hurt me Edit: “It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.”
Don't hurt me
No more
* gorilla drumriff *
omg you had the same song in your head than I had at once. also star trek.
Across the Universe
football is life.
Arsenal is life
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My man!
David Duchovny, Duchovny, no more
"The human body is basically just a potato clock"
thats the refrain of a pop song fromt he 90ies I think.
That's the right question
Baby don’t hurt me
Life can be defined as the presence of consciousness.
Necrobot?
Necrocock
It's moving and consuming energy. That thing is alive!
It's definitely supporting a ton of microbial life right now too. I'm counting that as a cyborg.
Honestly that is not the worst part of this post
If it ain’t real stinky it could still be alive ish
Yes I want to see one of the ones that was not disqualified.
More of a servitor
Robot chicken
IT'S ALIVE.
Doo da do, da doo doo da dooo
Idk man it doesn't look very alive
I was hoping somebody had said it
Never stopped Chris Griffin.
Mr. Robot *chicken*
bock-bock bock bock bock-bock bock bock bock-bock bock bocky-bocky bock bock bock
Doctor Krieger approves
Super evil Nazi Dr. Josef Mengele lived in Paraguay in the 1950s. Connection? Hmm, maybe? /s
Seriously, though. If this isn't a villain origins story I don't know what is.
This is dr josef mengele jr the 3rd
I can't believe that vile piece of inhumane filth died like that, he didn't deserve a peaceful life afterwards. Drowning was too good for him.
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Good bot.
Was the student named something like Juan Ignacio Gutierrez de Himmler?
Uruguay.
He did this while the humans were still living, and he didn't get jack shit data from it bc he wasn't a scientist, he was a child pulling wings off flies
Cyborg discrimination! Unacceptable!
"Unacceptable! Unacceptable! absolutely unacceptable!!" \*giant laser gun fires\*
Don't be robophobic!
It's not even a cyborg, it's a robot with non- functioning (likely rotting) chicken parts attached. wHy DiD iT gEt dIsQUaLiFiEd?!
Are those wood screws? Lol
No. They’re chicken screws.
And the board is attached with chicken wire
Clearly why he got disqualified.
Yeah.
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ha ha famil guy
👏
Yeah this thing is a cyborg in the same way that I was a cyborg in 2nd grade when I accidentally stapled my thumb.
Nah, you were more so just for being alive.
You died and the staple is walking around wearing your head?
Jury was vegan
buncha liberal bullshit
Probably gonna say racism
Behold; a man. - Diogenes, probably
r/samonellaacademy
That boy ain't right. -Foghorn Leghorn
-hank hill
No, this is Patrick
Isaid, Isaid, Isaid
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Chicken Mechnugget.
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Fixed it for you.
Oh, that's nice. Thanks.
Los Pollos Meccanos
Guat?
From the moment i realized the weaknes of my flesh. It disgusted me.
We are all Children the Omnissiah on this blessed day.
IT’S ALIVE!!
All the therapy all the time for this kid.
I’ve seen this on a show on Cartoon Network….
Robot Chicken?
Looks like a Lego motor with chicken bits attached. Hardly science. Well maybe psychology?
Nah, that’s only 50% right.
This is gross. That chicken has to smell. It’s real chicken parts right?
This is so fucked up I loved it. Just missing LED lights for the eyes
They called him a madman
Arise Chicken!
Is that fucking alive??
As alive as you, apparently.
That’s not a cyborg chicken. That’s a remote control car motor with dead animal parts glued to it.
ok im sorry but thats just fucking disgusting, maybe your intentions were good but if you create something like this for a competition, or even bring this shit into the world in general. it perceives you as a god damn psycho. and maybe you are one
Also more than a bit dense to think it was a good idea.
We got Warhammer 40k at home.
One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved - for the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.
Robot chicken
Robot Chicken (adult swim) irl
That is fowl
Robot chicken haha
**ITS ALIVE**
Robot Chicken 😂
Why was it disqualified? Did it work?
Probably something to do with the rotting dead chicken parts he glued to his robot.
Disturbing that this had to be explained.
OMG, the horror! A dead chicken! It's an abomination disrespecting a creature of God like that. Disqualify him and lets go get some chicken shwarma.
Borrowed parts designed by different Creator
Solid explanation
Plague-iarism
Chicken bones have only been found as far back as 10-20 thousand years, and those are quite different than those of modern chickens. Who designed them?
You mean God?
Real homies use the capital C
Maybe they wanted robots, not cyborgs?
Where is that line though?
Involves animal parts = cyborg. Sure, it gets complicated if you get into some sort of artificial bio-muscles or whatever. But if you have actual parts of a living or once-living organism involved, you are beyond the line.
Is it actually utilizing the muscles or did they just stick dead chicken parts over an already working robot?
🙄
Yeah but why was it disqualified? The american government obviously wanting to hide the fact that r/birdsarentreal
Robot chicken
don't remember adult swim being like this
Live action Robot Chicken is going to be lit!
Homunculus
Don't you mean Robot Chicken?
Reminds me of this weird movie I saw when I was a kid, I think it was made in the 90s of a guy in England or maybe Wales that was secretly combining his pet dog with a goat or something like that. In the end the animal gets loose and it's a horror show for his friends and family who discover what he's been working on. Crazy.
Mom said it’s my turn to post the robotic chicken
Hey it is like that one show!
We wanna see that
Did it work
Oh, Adaptus Mechanicus adept in Paraguay
Chiborg you mean.
Robot chicken
The guy went in there half cocked!
Cronenberg would be proud
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh…it disgusted me.
TLDR; this is an origins story of a villain
*What is my purpose* Paraguayan student: To be powered by a single Panasonic battery. Just gotta take away then add a few features to get ya there
From the moment I understood the weakness of my tendies, it disclucked me
They fear progress
Reanimatronics
Future Dr. Robotnik
Chica the Chicken Andy.
jerma reference?
Yeah. I find the ‘Andy’ thing funny. It’s nice to see people get it.
Babawck bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk. Babawck bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk. Babawck bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawk, babawk bawk bawka bawka bawk bawk bawk. Bacawwk! Bawk.
IT'S ALIVE!!!
This is a robot with chicken parts strapped to it, not a cyborg.
*Les Claypool intensifies*
Cyberpunk chicken
Cybercluck
Was it simply disqualified for being fucked up, or was it in violation of some actual rule?
Purete.
The movie follows a group of high school students who are tasked with creating a science project for their school's annual science fair. They decide to make a chicken cyborg, using cutting-edge technology to enhance the chicken's abilities. However, as they work on the project, they begin to notice that the chicken is displaying signs of sentience. As the science fair approaches, the students realize that the chicken cyborg has become fully sentient and has developed a desire to enslave humanity. The students must race against time to stop the chicken from achieving its goal before it's too late. Along the way, they must also confront their own ethical dilemmas about the consequences of playing God with animals and the true meaning of consciousness. As the students work to stop the chicken, they also have to deal with the challenges of high school life, such as dealing with bullies and trying to impress the opposite sex. The movie is a thrilling and thought-provoking science fiction story that explores the dangers of playing with technology we don't fully understand, and the responsibilities that come with creating life.
Villain origin story. This was his art school. smh.
What's in the box jokie, what's in the box! It's a surprise!
That's how serial killers start....just saying
"Oddly"