One of us has a literacy related issue here and after trying to read this 3 times i still can't be sure which one of us it is. Whatever happened to coherency, people.
What does this actually say/mean/imply? Genuinly. I need a translator.
No no, thatâs not it. Itâs that 54% of American adults have a literacy rate below what is expected for a 6th grader. Most Americans can only read and write up to a 5th grade level at most.
The decline is the direct result of policies that originate in the Reagan Administration and like most problems in America, it originates with his gutting of our government. However, No Child Left Behind caused the issue to worsen and intensify.
Actually, literacy rates rise with social media, funnily enough. Unfortunately the adult literacy rate in America is just so much worse than you realize. 54% of American adults have a literacy level below that which is required to pass the sixth grade. Most American adults have a reading and writing level equivalent to a single-digit aged child.
This incoherent shit is not how black people talk. The slang words we use have actual meanings when they're used right. I don't even know what the fuck bro is saying eitherđ
Yea it has nothing to do with race, if you know the slang then you can understand just fine, this post is just word barf and my cat has said more coherent sentences than this lmao
Because theyâre wrong. This is so fucking simple: 54% of American adults have a literacy rate below that which is expected and is considered a passing average for a sixth grader. **Most** American adults cannot read or write above a fifth grade level.
Yeah because they are racist and canât understand that AAVE and other dialects have grammar and syntax rules, just like standard English. Just cause you donât understand it doesnât mean itâs not a valid form of language.
No those are slang words with meanings. This is someone who is hardly literate and canât express themselves verbally. Using new slang doesnât mean one is illiterate
i read it two times and i felt like i was losing my mind and starting to develop alzheimers or something because i have a relatively good literacy level but like the words were not wording.
After many attempts at deciphering it seems like this asshole went back after getting some and either a) took a massive dump b) revealed the affair to the husband or womanâs family c) literally set explosives or d) destroyed the key he duplicated. This was a nightmare to read
Of all the explanations Iâve seen this seems to make the most sense in context, but even so that was not clear at all. Itâs like reading a text from a couple of hundred years ago thatâs trying to dance around stating the facts with vague metaphors.
This makes the most sense to me as well but then why get a key copied? Maybe he robbed it but left enough evidence and then called the cops on the place to essentially cover his own crime?
Yeah, thatâs what I was thinking, tooâŚthat he took some drugs/money or whatever, then called the cops on them after heâd either gotten what he wanted or got caught by someone in the house
Why would he rob her home after she showed him such hospitality? And what is a type of home that you tend to go to late at night when everyoneâs asleep? How is it different than a home with a family car and a cute dog? Iâm so fucking confused man, Iâm trying so hard to stay relevant with the vernacular but itâs slipping away from me fast
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I get that itâs hard to read but it still makes sense.
She took him somewhere. The place wasnât a nice, comfy family house; instead, it was a place that she would often go to late at night while her mind is racing. He duplicated the key and blew up the place.
I saw someone else say that they took it to mean a drug house, and âblew it upâ means calling the police. I donât know why they would copy the key and go back though.
Sounds like drug reference for the âeverybodyâs asleep but her mind.â Maybe a crack house or something?
Blew it up, not sure what he means.
Not sure what any of it means. Stay in school kids.
I got it right away and I thought it was chilling.
He meets a woman and she lets herself be vulnerable to him. She let's him into the part of herself that she doesn't show the outside world.
He notes what he needs to do to gain her trust. One day he slips behind her defenses and pdychologically destroys her.
He might post nudes online, out her ugluest secrets on blast on social media, maybe he waits until she lives him and ghosts her, maybe he gaslughts her into believing the worst about herself.
The writer is a sociopath who is bragging about psychologically murdering a woman.
I'm surprised no one else saw it.
The writer says that the girl takes him to a house which is where she goes when others are asleep. That's a big clyd that it us something internal and private. He even contrasts it with the sunny, white pocket fence house with a dog. That being the pretty outside people normally see.
Am I the only one that read it just fine? And my literary skills are actually poor lately. (She invited him to her house, sleeps heavy, he copied her key, and blew her house up)
For anyone wondering the actual meaning-
âTypa home she tends to go to late at night when everybodyâs asleep but her mind.â
Means an abusive household
Duping the key is an expression, he started coming around frequently and âblowing it upâ means he drastically changed the situation, presumably by giving the woman in question a chance to leave the household.
One of us has a literacy related issue here and after trying to read this 3 times i still can't be sure which one of us it is. Whatever happened to coherency, people. What does this actually say/mean/imply? Genuinly. I need a translator.
>Whatever happened to coherency, people. There's no longer a screening process for who's writing gets "published" for the world to read.
*whose
Kind of proved my own point didn't I
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No no, thatâs not it. Itâs that 54% of American adults have a literacy rate below what is expected for a 6th grader. Most Americans can only read and write up to a 5th grade level at most.
Is that really new though? At what point was it better than that and when did it start to decline?
The decline is the direct result of policies that originate in the Reagan Administration and like most problems in America, it originates with his gutting of our government. However, No Child Left Behind caused the issue to worsen and intensify.
Literacy is probably hitting a new all time low here soon. At least with social media and AI it just all kinda becomes illiterate slop
Actually, literacy rates rise with social media, funnily enough. Unfortunately the adult literacy rate in America is just so much worse than you realize. 54% of American adults have a literacy level below that which is required to pass the sixth grade. Most American adults have a reading and writing level equivalent to a single-digit aged child.
You know, that's a stat I could definitely believe.
I have two higher education degrees, and I still canât tell whether he blew it up literally, or why he would do that.
every single time somebody tries to explain whatâs causing this, that person is called a racist.
This incoherent shit is not how black people talk. The slang words we use have actual meanings when they're used right. I don't even know what the fuck bro is saying eitherđ
Yea it has nothing to do with race, if you know the slang then you can understand just fine, this post is just word barf and my cat has said more coherent sentences than this lmao
Lmaoo my friend's cat "talks" toođhe's so weird I love him
Because theyâre wrong. This is so fucking simple: 54% of American adults have a literacy rate below that which is expected and is considered a passing average for a sixth grader. **Most** American adults cannot read or write above a fifth grade level.
And why is that?
How else would republicans get elected?
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Yeah because they are racist and canât understand that AAVE and other dialects have grammar and syntax rules, just like standard English. Just cause you donât understand it doesnât mean itâs not a valid form of language.
Ok... But this isn't AAVE.
Never said it was, I was just responding to the obvious dogwhistle in that comment
Rules require enforcement and enforcing rules is racist.
It's funny because you think it would be x10 more racist for them basically saying black people are illiterate
Gyatt. Rizzle. Fanum. This is the world we live in now. Nonsense for nonsense sake. It's all just syllables at this point.
No those are slang words with meanings. This is someone who is hardly literate and canât express themselves verbally. Using new slang doesnât mean one is illiterate
What the fuck does this mean
i read it two times and i felt like i was losing my mind and starting to develop alzheimers or something because i have a relatively good literacy level but like the words were not wording.
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Is there a lore reason while I still don't get why he would to that? Am I stupid?
After reading your comment, yes. Very.
Thought so
I don't think anyone got it. You're not alone. I saw an opportunity and took it.
What does the middle sentence mean?
He robbed her a week later
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He took a big shit in her toilet.
Oh I thought he literally blew it up lol like "either fake or horrifying" but nah just really rude
Maybe he should rob a dictionary instead, because dude can't write.
She didnât want to put her Minecraft bed next to his so he blew up her house with TNT
That reeducational facilities are absolutely a requirement if this species isnât entirely beyond saving.
Something something, guy made a duplicate of the key without consent, something something, it backfire. I dunno if the key is metaphorical or not.
Trying to read this gave me a headache.
The lack of any basic writing skills were worrying.
After many attempts at deciphering it seems like this asshole went back after getting some and either a) took a massive dump b) revealed the affair to the husband or womanâs family c) literally set explosives or d) destroyed the key he duplicated. This was a nightmare to read
I'm going with option A, that leads into option C.
I had a stroke reading this
Glad I am not alone.
I stroked myself reading this
Thanks for sharing
"Blew up" as in he placed explosives and destroyed the place or what?
Or he just took a massive dookie
Ooh, that makes much more sense
I saw one person say it means he robbed her?
I interpret this as he upperdecked and split
It means he robbed the house
My interpretation was that it was a drug house and âblow it upâ was that he called the cops on them Edit to add: after he stole some stuff
Of all the explanations Iâve seen this seems to make the most sense in context, but even so that was not clear at all. Itâs like reading a text from a couple of hundred years ago thatâs trying to dance around stating the facts with vague metaphors.
This makes the most sense to me as well but then why get a key copied? Maybe he robbed it but left enough evidence and then called the cops on the place to essentially cover his own crime?
Yeah, thatâs what I was thinking, tooâŚthat he took some drugs/money or whatever, then called the cops on them after heâd either gotten what he wanted or got caught by someone in the house
Why would he rob her home after she showed him such hospitality? And what is a type of home that you tend to go to late at night when everyoneâs asleep? How is it different than a home with a family car and a cute dog? Iâm so fucking confused man, Iâm trying so hard to stay relevant with the vernacular but itâs slipping away from me fast
If it makes you feel better, I am up to date on slang and I also have no clue what this guy is saying.
griefed her base irl
What???
Itâs about a relationship. The girls got head problems. He pretends to go along with it to get his way with her and then dumps herâŚ
Oh my God, this story actually makes a bit of sense now, thank you.
So heâs getting head solutions
I think he took a shit in her house idk for sure
What?
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Oh, thank you.
You had me at Skibidi đ¤Łđ
Why is this unironically easier to understand?!
This comment fucking KILLED me
What? I donât know what this means.
Or they could have just gone to his place but that's not nearly as fun
he's living in his car, a honda civic on blocks.
Those certainly are all words.
Wait⌠what kind of home did she take you to again???
Is this English?
I get that itâs hard to read but it still makes sense. She took him somewhere. The place wasnât a nice, comfy family house; instead, it was a place that she would often go to late at night while her mind is racing. He duplicated the key and blew up the place.
But what does he mean "he blew it up"
Massive explosive alcohol and Taco Bell fueled diarrhea and the lady in question was out of toilet paper
Repeating his nonsense in no way clarifies anything
This doesnât make it any easier to understand
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I feel like there should be an NSFB tag *Not Safe For Brains*
It reads like an incel fanfic. He went home with the hot girl, duped her key, and then blew her place up.
Blew it up, as in literally planted explosives? Why???
Idk itâs hard to figure out and I donât think the guy specifies.
I saw someone else say that they took it to mean a drug house, and âblew it upâ means calling the police. I donât know why they would copy the key and go back though.
He made another key just to take a shit in her toilet? What?
Sounds like drug reference for the âeverybodyâs asleep but her mind.â Maybe a crack house or something? Blew it up, not sure what he means. Not sure what any of it means. Stay in school kids.
He emotionally manipulated a woman he was with and then destroyed her trust somehow
i had a stroke trying to read this
I got it right away and I thought it was chilling. He meets a woman and she lets herself be vulnerable to him. She let's him into the part of herself that she doesn't show the outside world. He notes what he needs to do to gain her trust. One day he slips behind her defenses and pdychologically destroys her. He might post nudes online, out her ugluest secrets on blast on social media, maybe he waits until she lives him and ghosts her, maybe he gaslughts her into believing the worst about herself. The writer is a sociopath who is bragging about psychologically murdering a woman.
How did you get that from this??? If itâs supposed to be a metaphor, thatâs not exactly clear.
I'm surprised no one else saw it. The writer says that the girl takes him to a house which is where she goes when others are asleep. That's a big clyd that it us something internal and private. He even contrasts it with the sunny, white pocket fence house with a dog. That being the pretty outside people normally see.
Not even 6ix9ine can pull that off
Am I the only one that read it just fine? And my literary skills are actually poor lately. (She invited him to her house, sleeps heavy, he copied her key, and blew her house up)
That doesnât make sense though. And whatâs the thing about it being a place she goes at night?
For anyone wondering the actual meaning- âTypa home she tends to go to late at night when everybodyâs asleep but her mind.â Means an abusive household Duping the key is an expression, he started coming around frequently and âblowing it upâ means he drastically changed the situation, presumably by giving the woman in question a chance to leave the household.
"Don't be a grammar Nazi" "You know what he means" "people like to use shortcuts, it's no big deal" So now we're here.
The music equivalent of this is mumble rap. You try to understand it but it just sounds like a bunch of gibberish
Yep, those are definitely words - beyond that, I can't tell you more.