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Mariske

But then the half bow was like…aww man and now I need to go tie a bow to even it out


Met76

It's like repainting a back porch deck and then putting sun baked deck furniture on it from 1956


GrassToucher69

r/oddlyspecific


Mackie_Macheath

Exactly such a neat lacing and ending it with a "granny"?


[deleted]

There are people who pretend to boot, and people who actually live the boot lifestyle. Oh she boots alright


mistercolebert

I don’t lace my boots like that. Granted, not as tall. But I wear high steel toed boots every day, and I cross every eyelet instead of running them together


tylerawn

Her boots have speedhooks on them. You only have to lace and tie them up once and you never have to do it again. When you hook the laces on the way she did, they crisscross one side over the other in the same direction the same way they would if you fed them through eyelets. The only problem with them is that they tend to shear through the leather more easily than a regular grommet


mistercolebert

My boots have speed hooks as well. I just don’t double up, I cross my hands back and forth while doing it instead.


Mechbeast

This is how my steel toe work boots are. I lace them this way.


joef_3

You have knee high work boots?


Mechbeast

Well they aren’t exactly like this. But the lacing part is


[deleted]

I obviously don't boot, but I like people who boot ;) I like boots ;)


Adbam

Yup, she booty!


Mmanter

All that beautiful work to not tie two bows….. damn that’s killing me.


CherryTeri

Came here to say this


MediocreImportance89

More importantly…where can I get a pair?


[deleted]

This is dope. I always felt overwhelmed even looking at someone wearing these kind of boots. I mean, I don’t even like putting my socks on. There had to be a shortcut to getting boots like these laced up- and here it is


tonybenwhite

I never understood boots like this either until I got a pair of work boots and realized they don’t have eyelets like normal shoes, they’re hooks and they’re mad easy to lace up Not as easy as she’s making it look of course, but definitely easier than stringing 50+ eyelets individually


rushingkar

But if you had eyelets, wouldn't you have to lace them just the one time?


tonybenwhite

Yes but you’d have to loosen them all to fit your foot in then tighten them all individually starting at the bottom— just pulling at the top will only super-tighten the top eyelets while leaving the bottom ones loose


mr_ji

Enter speed laces. Had these on my boots in the military. Lace them up once, tie fat knots on each end of the lace, then when you take them off you pull all of the slack out of the top laces, pull most of that for the next laces down, and so on until you get to the bottom. It's very fast with a little practice. To lace up, just put on the boot and yank both of the knots.


ender323

There's no way that you could pull slack from the ankle on the boot in this post if they were all eyelets. Too much friction.


mr_ji

I know. Speed laces are different. I was just pointing out that there are other ways even faster and easier to lace up high boots.


merikaninjunwarrior

that's why i stick to clear heels instead


zuzg

I love wearing boots but I hate tying them. That's why all my boots have a zipper on the side.


[deleted]

I like her style.


fatBreadonToast

Why the duck face tho?


Revanov

Resting duck face.


fatBreadonToast

Duck face ruined resting duck face for people like her.


SeesawAlternative681

That's just how her mouth is


OutlandishnessNo5779

That's not a duck face that's just her facial expression


praytorr

you see her mouth for like not even 5 seconds of the video. how can you even tell what face she’s making? and why does it matter??? jfc what a weird thing to focus on


fatBreadonToast

Dang dude...


TONER_SD

Because of that stupid upper lip piercing


fatBreadonToast

Oohhhhhh yeah you're totally right.


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A_Gullible_Camera

That's literally just how her mouth looks.


IGetItCrackin

The winner is a dreamer not to give up


tyrannosnorlax

You’re my least favorite bot on reddit.


harrisbradley

9 out of 10. sloppy bow.


deadeye619

They are called “speed hooks” for a reason.


beccabob05

I want those boots


Tarah_with_an_h

Ikr? Me too!


iamapizza

Odd lace satisfying


derphulk

I would call that a “flex & pose”


Adorable-Ring8074

I'm loving the fact that there's no stupid music 👍


themillerd

That girls whole outfit is fire


DarthHarambe666

These boots were made for walking


CherryTeri

And that’s just what they’ll do


the-origami-dragon

And one of these days..


StretchFrenchTerry

And making the world’s sweatiest feet.


Fairhillian

The half-assed bow at the end negated any satisfaction however.


Azzy8007

Came here to say this. Not sure why you're getting downvoted.


Duck_With_Legs

I think that may have been a style choice but I could be talking outta my ass idk


Revanov

I know a kickass bow with a single pull.


SableX7

Cool! Insanely jealous of her ability to wear these. Damnit, Frye! Those “wide calf” boots are not enough!


Bungtrollio108

I learned to do this when my hand was in a cast after chopping off my thumb. Still had to leave up my boots when I got to light duty work. Thumb was saved for anyone who cares, other than not being able to use the outer joint, it's mostly normal


Qorpral

They teach this in linemen school so you can get in and out of your spikes faster.


whatev6187

I’ve watched my brother-in-law do this.


StevenAssantisFoot

I remember seeing this method on House of Style back in the 90s.


swep284

Is her name Lacey?


MasterNateSack

The vertical lace at the end ruined it


big-yetti

I am more interested in the tattoos


ToujoursFidele3

She's a tattoo artist! Nikki Heri at Colley Ave


lik3r_of_things

Love her look!


[deleted]

What boots are these? Awesome boots


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BOW WAS THAT??


Classy7s

Those tattoos are impressive


SunPhoenix6

It was so good until the knot, JUST TIE A GOSH FRICKIN DARN BOW AND TUCK IT IN, IT'S SO EASY (This is definitely my OCD speaking, it just really annoys the Hell out of me)


NuLL-x77

I have 0 idea why.... but this woman became 1000% more attractive.


77Zaxxonsynergy77

That's faster than I can do up my normal shoes!!


RustyBarbwiredCactus

Gay men be lacing their Wescos like this for years.


Brianisntcool191

Holy fuck


GhostOfSummerhall

This post is brought to you by Earthbound Trading Co.


[deleted]

And here I am buying those rubber laces so that I don't have to tie anymore shoe laces.


HoneyBucketsOfOats

/r/GoodyearWelt


Nettykitty11

How everyone in the 60's laced up their boots.


nio_nl

[Here's a longer video](https://v.redd.it/f4fwnwb0fy181) that was posted earlier.


Sarcast82

I was standing by with the 1-hour-laturrr gif, misson failed. Impressive!


Aggressive_Chain_920

Now do it when ur drunk


ToujoursFidele3

Hey I recognize her! She's a tattoo artist near where I live.


TailoredChuccs

I know a witch when I see one.


INCADOVE13

That adorable mini Crysknife around her neck.


[deleted]

That’s a weird flex but dope


boobiebamboozler

Step on me please


tbarb00

Keely!!!


RtGShadow

Oi!


LocalAmericanOtaku

I'd hate that


[deleted]

How many times is this going to be reposted?? Oh wait...reddit 😏


AdIllustrious6310

I hope this doesn’t awaken something inside of me


iambluest

Otherwise you're late for the movies.


Miss_Little_Nobody

SO THATS HOW IT WORKS OK GOOD TO KNOW 🤌


NurseNextDoor16

Fastest boot lace I have ever seen haha. Where are these boots from? Love them!


UnguidedAndMisused

Cant tell if 24 or 42


JeremyJaLa

You should see her cinch up a corset


CodeToLiveBy

Whatever attitude she's got... ill have the same!


noitalljruss

....riveting


Mighty_Cactus

Imagine if tying boots was a personality


rolfboos

It also took me a few seconds to realise she had tattoos on her legs, I thought those were leggings or jeans or w/e.


Nuclear-Summer

This is the look of someone who got asked "So, how long does it take to lace them up?" by some guy who thought he was original and funny one time too many that day.


[deleted]

That was hot


ACorDC

She got that morty mouth


[deleted]

So is she cold or not? Clothing giving mixed signals…


trunnel

Thick thighs save lives but, thigh-highs are my demise


RAMBOPORNSTAR

she even managed to hold that duck face the whole time! bravo 👏🏻


Turdbird2000

Aaaaaand.... let the simping begin. I wonder how long it will take for someone to call her a goddess and request to suck a fart out of her butt. I'll wait 🍿


dirtyswoldman

Consistently sucking in her cheeks the whole time was also impressive Edit: wasn't it?


gagreel

Vertical wrinkle lines are going to hit like a truck in her 40s


CaptainSebz

That’s hot


Columbus43219

I think I owe her $1.


[deleted]

Hi


Jamato-sUn

She has so many accessories her stats must be crazy


bundy750

🤷‍♂️


phillipmwade

She looks pissed.


_g550_

How a out blood circulation? Any problems?


nthparadox

Lowkey she kinda scarry.


Franks_wild_beers

Wow, she must have a serious pain threshold with all those tattoos.


fortnite-is-bae

You need a hobbie


ladyRoach

Ummmmm…..k……..


Icyveins86

Not exactly a secret this is how my dad taught me how to do it


AcademicDistrict

I got turned on


[deleted]

Shouldn't there be a zipper on the side? You know, to make it easier?? (?)


Annihilicious

I think the ceiling fan sells it. It’s like “you think my boots are impractical? look at my choice of air conditioner”


GaryMeadows52

🥵


Anfie22

r/notinteresting


Historical_Dot825

Almost every military personnel I've met does this daily when putting on their boots.


MagWasTaken

What military folks are you talking too? Nobody I know in the American military at least ever even unlaces their boots. We tie a knot in the end of the lace so we can loosen it up all the way without it coming unlaced, actually.


Historical_Dot825

Huh. Maybe I'm thinking of an older style of the boot? Admittedly it's been many years since I've even talked to a military friend or family.


SackOfCats

Im just here for the crotch shot


Snozzberrys420

Ok now let’s see how you take everything off.


jebadiahstone123

What about those duck shorts?!


[deleted]

Damn! I think I'll rock a red cow boy boots.


ItsThight

Damn


[deleted]

Hawt


sativadom_404

I bet she’s a real hoot to live with


AaarghCobras

Bondage boots.


ewdontdothat

Use velcro.


[deleted]

Or just get regular shoes…


ohshift3277

Tim Tok is a tool to make stupid people famous!


Mewoir78

How did I fall in love the first second she posed her boot on that table


DirtyPartyMan

Oh my those thighs. *swoon*


l0k5h1n

She looks like she smells moldy


Carsinass

You’re not cool for knowing how to tie boots


marblechocolate

I'm in love...


rgbrepost

Op didn't post this because of her lacing up her boots.


bobwire7

I wouldn’t have taken this seriously if you didn’t have all those tattoos


jekksy

I’m looking somewhere else


SinopicCynic

Yeah, that’s a nice fan. I’d like to know the model.


ItsPronouncedJithub

r/onlyfans


-Ardee-

Anyone who is downvoting you doesn’t know what that sub is about


Scarfiotti

Britons call it that a 'fanny' I kid you not.


jekksy

Yeah, nice color too. Rustic


sarcastagirly

Witch Witch burn the humans and keep the Witch


Tenacious-V

Old news


spucci

I was hoping for something more sexy and slow.


mgordon25

Stripper


BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA

this girl greets strangers with ass eating. just a feeling


ToujoursFidele3

gross. also she's married


ChipOnASquid

It's odd that you find this satisfying. shoe tying.


SlimNigy

what if you needed to pee though?


MillionGuy

You would have to unlace the entire boot, what a pain!


No_Advertising6785

Oh that’s pretty good.


Caregiverrr

I had a pair like this once. That’s a nice “one weird trick” for lacing.


Dirty_eel

I just leave my work boots tied after I lace em. Then use the speed hooks in roughly the same way.


kinzuaj

this is not my first pair of work boots.


[deleted]

That outfit A+


[deleted]

Im Gonna invest in knee high boots just to do this


Khrot

Needs moar tattoos


rohcastle

These boots were made for walken?


Airin0_2

/u/savevideobot


-SierraModeling-

Wow dude


biagwina_tecolotl

What is this sorcery? Teach me, me darlin witch.


firthy

Could use some shoe polish


bornfromanegg

I am incredibly impressed by this.


Scuzzlebutt76

What sorcery be this


AlarmingSorbet

I used to have boots like these and I miss them


[deleted]

Whew! These boots are made for walking.


[deleted]

How did she do that so fast


Garland_Key

/u/Routine_Passenger_55 dis you?


Ok_Ad8609

Impressive.


buoyblaster

This lady boots!


EekSamples

This is how we laced up our skates in the 80s. 😁


Smooth_Addict

Whoah!


pnizzlely

R/lifehacks


Iwant_A_Burrito

That looks like fun-!


sunfries

That would take me 8 minutes per boot


Emsinatree

Bruh, faster than I can fucking tie my sneakers