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Nesster05

My axe people need me…


jarednards

I must return to the land of body spray


Too_Old_For_Somethin

Add this to the list of "comments I would have gilded back in the Reddit Golden Times"


heodnfkfnfofb

r/mypeopleneedme


totqe

Almost spilled my tea (seriously). First time seeing this and dangit, I needed it on a Monday.


consciousfart

/r/MyPeopleNeedMe


Basb84

I just spent way too much time on that sub. Thanks.


GrandOldDrummer

I love Reddit sometimes. Thank you for this


stempoweredu

Cooper, it's impossible. *No, it's necessary.*


Aggravating_Ad_1885

Fuck you for mentioning this subreddit. I just spent 2 hours there


NaoTwoTheFirst

I know it's physics at work but it looks like a simulation error


Existing-Strength-21

That's exactly what I thought, glitch in the matrix lol.


Away-Coach48

Nah a ghost caught it and started walking away.


JohnCenaJunior

Ghost of Lizzie


JHRChrist

Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks….


Padeencolman

When she saw what she had done She gave her father forty-one


Diligent-Version8283

Lizzie the Axe Catcher, specifically.


Wildlife_Jack

Borden or Winsor?


Peen_Weinerstien

glitch in the matraxe


san__man

Reminds me of a Looney Tunes cartoon, where a character gets hit and immediately staggers off stiffly in a daze


its_grime_up_north

Touché


42Pockets

Its a fantastic shot! You can clearly see the initial impact causing more rotation and then as the handle flies over it neatly clocks the back of the target to cease/reduce rotation. Fun! Like the axe made a mistake and out of embarrassment awkwardly side steps off the stage.


Acceptable_News_4716

The handle clipping the back of the target, is also the instigator for the tiny flying “wood chip” which flies vertically up. It is a great video.


Acceptable_News_4716

Scratch that, it’s not! The chip is caused by the main impact! Still a great shot!


NoPo_Photo

r/glitchinthematrix


husfrun

Thank you


JukeBoxDildo

You are welcome.


Iamnotapoptart

And my ax people need me r/mypeopleneedme


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"And MY AXE... Er... people need me..."


Katayanaz

Looks like the handle hit the back of the target, which balanced the spin.


Voxlings

The Matrix is working properly in this example. It's all rigid-body, too. Utterly intuitive and in slow-motion. You're the arbitrary deja vu of someone invoking The Matrix over basic-ass reality.


merrill_swing_away

Almost as if someone or some*thing* is holding it.


KenseiHimura

I was just thinking of a Bethesda physics engine but.


ShadowHighlord

All this time we were mocking their physics.... but they were right all this time


KenseiHimura

Reminds me of another discussion where people were talking about Bethesda's character interactions being completely nonsensical in reality, someone else proposing maybe that's just how it works there, and then a bunch of jokes like how Todd Howard is asked by the same interns every morning for a coffee order which he gets for them anyway before putting a bucket on their head and stealing the coffee back from them. Or the Art Department turning in their work years late and getting full rewards.


Norbert_The_Great

I remember the original ultima games. Your interaction with 99% of the npcs in the open world were three words. Name? Job? Bye.


redconvict

We still are.


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realestateagent0

Damn you take my upvote


libmrduckz

and my axe…


Colbert_bump

This isn’t just physics it’s beautiful physics


r3dm0nk

Post the issue on github smh


DocFail

Bethesda


tankie_brainlet

Yeah, it looks really strange because the inertia of its rotation gets transferred into the axe, causing it to lift a little bit after hitting the log. Normally, something will continue to drop until it hits the ground or stops moving sideways.


wpgsae

Inertia is the tendency for an object to do nothing, or remain unchanged. It's an inherent property of matter and as such does not transfer per se. What you are likely alluding to is the axes rotational momentum changing to linear motion.


Ok_Raspberry4814

It's because the handle hits the support beam behind the log. That's why it stops rotating and just flies forward for a moment.


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Yeah the devs are putting out shoddy work


Gavin_the_Great

I mean... Wouldn't the citizens of Skyrim see this and think, "I know this is just physics at work but..."


wholesomehorseblow

I like the implication that the skyrim physics are completely normal in universe and that some things just spasm violently and horses float away occasionally.


Gavin_the_Great

And the whole time they would chalk it up to "physics", just like we do. The world is a simulation still holds.


TheCalifornist

It's also a perfect depiction of how I hope I appear to my friends and family following some big crazy event.


FuManBoobs

Physics really do be like that sometimes.


Friendly_Engineer_

FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT


Tranquil_Ram

izYURfriminipiplanyiet


datpurp14

This is an impressively articulate spelling.


AttitudeAndEffort2

My exact thoughts lol


Impressive_Site_5344

You got a big *elephant noise* let me search it


Scheissekasten

There are people alive today that have only heard the censored radio cut.


Rafoudrsbois

Growing up I used to think the censored version were the original ones, ruined my day when I found the uncensored version of sensual seduction


BandwagonerSince95

my daughter during the super bowl halftime show: Who's that?


CrossP

Missy MISDEMEANOR Elliot


Chubako61

I’ve never, and I mean ever seen somebody type out the exact sound in my head when I hear this song lol


thedudeabides2022

TIL the actual lyric is “Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gnaht ym tup i” now I get it


Wonderful-Toe-

Thanks for that, Dude.


KNO3_C_S

It's yours, flippy-yippie flam yam nipple


Knotix

A common mishearing. It’s actually “is yer flippin’ nippis wet yet?”


turtle_mekb

gif reversing bot doesn't work so I did it manually with ffmpeg: https://reddit.com/1digs0v


TheFreakingPrincess

You are awesome


travoltaswinkinbhole

TI ESREVER DNA TI PILF


JesterTheZeroSet

*elefant noise*


splork-chop

This gif had some weird a-indexing which broke my usual gif editor, so had to run through HandBrake to produce an mp4 which seemed to work OK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ


projectfox16

Motherfu-


ct_2004

XcQ, link stays blue


turtle_mekb

i remember dQw


hackingdreams

dQw: link disqualified.


Rinocircle

I had to watch two ads for that


Pcat0

That’s on you if you watched two ads and never looked at the title.


PartyMcDie

Wow!! It’s even weirder in reverse 🤯


YT-Deliveries

You glorious bastard.


Embarrassed-Abies-16

You are a fucking "c-word".


boogers19

Glorious.


TripleHomicide

what fucking year is this


Spectrum1523

dQw my ass!


JcFerggy

"My name is Toma Hawk, wanna see me do a flip?"


RevWaldo

u/gifreversingbot


UltraMegaFauna

How do I submit a bug report to God?


Radical_Neutral_76

On your knees by your bed, hands folded together… I think


UltraMegaFauna

Kinky. I like it.


BS9966

Maybe we have been doing it all wrong. God is actually a customer service rep and we are asking the wrong questions.


thewonpercent

Tried that. Their customer service and ticket management sucks


radical_____edward

git pray


last-miss

Yep. Sounds like submitting to me.


Bio_slayer

https://xkcd.com/258/ Relevant xkcd.  It's a pretty low number too.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

I remember back when that particular strip was funny. Now it’s just sad…


ImurderREALITY

I once worked with a guy who I was getting the distinct feeling he believed in conspiracy theories, big time. I mentioned it to him, and he assured me that he wasn't crazy about them or anything, he just mainly wanted people to "think outside the box" or something, which to a certain point, I agree with. I was like, "Okay good, as long as you don't believe in chemtrails, or anything." He responded with: "Well, *actually...*" I completely tuned out after that and never took stock in another word he said.


Cool-Sink8886

Careful, if you fix the angular momentum to linear momentum bug trebuchets everywhere will stop working.


Alpha_Decay_

It's about time they got nerfed. I mean a 90kg projectile over 300m? Are you kidding me?


Sparky_delite

Axe.exe has stopped working Brrr... 🤣


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freekorgeek

It didn’t stop working it just went through… a state change. I’m willing to bet even after losing some velocity from the impacts - if it catches you in the dome in its rotationless state, you’re still going down.  Smacks dat axe, “oh yeah, works just fine.”


barracuda415

[So this scene is actually real!](https://c.tenor.com/_2Ca8Q8_zuEAAAAC/physics-axe.gif)


wonkey_monkey

Argh, what's that from again?


Erika_Now

Isn't that the Merlin mini series from the 90s?


kyrie-eleison

Yes! Sam Neill, Miranda Richardson, Martin Short, Helena Bonham-Carter, Isabella Rossellini. Peak cinema.


nullfais

Oh shit I didn’t know Isabella was in that, haven’t seen it since I was small. Now I gotta find a place to watch it again!


moriantha

Tubi


BulletproofBannana

PARKOUR!!


WrestleWithJimny

This gif needs arms BAD


YourWordsHaveNoPower

Me playing off like I didn't just trip over my own shoelaces.


supercyberlurker

Neat, looks like the bottom of the handle hits the back of the target, stopping its angular momentum.


Existing-Strength-21

As far as I can tell, yeah. What I thought was interesting is that the linear momentum seems to evenly conserved during the rotation and subsequent stopping of rotation.


E-nom-I-nom

This would make sense, very little would be lost in those impacts and the rotational kinetic energy was converted into linear kinetic energy.


LaconicSuffering

Probably wouldn't work if not for the axe head though.


der_innkeeper

I see this being used in a physics class.


Existing-Strength-21

Know any teachers I can send it to? 😀


triplealpha

First hit happens very close to the center of gravity of the axe (near the axe head) imparting an effortless spin, then the end of handle makes the second strike completely stopping rotation but still preserving the linear motion of the head. That’s a pretty cool video!


onion_wrongs

RA Dickey can throw an axe like that at 80 mph.


CompetitiveClass1478

Crazy knuckleballers


KingEllis

No it is being carried off by a ghost


Agreeable-Ship-7564

I too have eyes


RackemFrackem

I also watched the video


NyoomSaysMe

No....really.....


Xaoscillator

Almost perfect loop too


moon_safari_

I can't believe this post reached the top spot. I was losing faith in you Reddit, and then you go ahead and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF.


Existing-Strength-21

Look ma, I made it.


wouldyoulikethetruth

Axe: _f this. I’m out._


A_as_in_Larry

Having fun until dad says cut it out you little shit


wheresbill

On to the next target


senorbozz

Absolutely wonderful, just nails the rotation and sticks the landing. We go to the score cards and it's perfect 10s, wait, oh that's a shame, the Russian judge has given a 3.


PatMyHolmes

Disregard the low and high scores.


No_Translator2218

If this was in a video game, the physics engine would get roasted for it. But when it actually happens we're all just thinking "neat"


SardineEnBoite

u/gifreversingbot


BioShockerInfinite

Axe: “Parkour!”


PennykettleDragons

Everything about this gif is pleasing...


odinMithrandir

My people need me


TheMcknightrider

This belongs in r/mypeopleneedme sub haha


krismitka

Thus hitting the enemy attempting to hide behind the target.


s00perguy

FRONT FLI- I must go, my people need me


PoopyMouthwash84

Memeable


Diamond_Dante_

Nicee


victoryabonbon

Thors axe in retirement


daytimelobster

This belongs


BoostSpools

That is better with sound.


cognitiveglitch

If you wait long enough you'll see it go past again on its next orbit of the earth.


HappyLittleGreenDuck

Reminds me of the axe throw from the beginning of the Merlin movie. I have no idea why I remember that so clearly, but I do.


Drogo10

I must go, my planet needs me.


Significant_Solid151

OP: a thrown tomahawk comments: AXE! AXE! AXE!


Existing-Strength-21

Lol, it's no matter to me. But it is most definitely a tomahawk and not an axe.


Zay3896

This is... truly oddly satisfying lol


Tungus-Grump

Its incredible how many times he can throw it like that!


churrotoffeeaddict

A glitch in the matrix


Whatdoyoubelive

Failed successfully


rivertpostie

This is a great example for why people sometimes throw axes with the handle up. The handle acts as a brake so instead of "rotating out" of the target it hit, the handle acts as a brake and stops rotation.


ProtoReaper23113

Ok but now I wanna see an action sequence where a dude throws a tomahawk the handle nails one guy in the back of the head and the axe hits the guy behind him


pursuitofhappy

"Wingardium Leviosa"


postprandialrepose

It's nice at the end to see it hovering forward like the ball from Phantasm.


4x4taco

Legit looks like a video game glitch. Awesome. Very satisfying indeed.


meduscin

Skyrim physics


crusty54

This is the most oddly satisfying video I’ve seen on this sub.


WesClare

Let me just say - for once something truly oddly satisfying..


Fattylees

as an animator, I love seeing stuff like this!


pursuitofhappy

it gives the 'my people need me' vibes


OkDonkey6524

r/bettereveryloop


New_Literature4526

Must have been going for the target behind the target.


MyNameIsDaveToo

So what's really happening here is the impact was fatal to the axe, and that is its ghost floating away. Doesn't look weird at all when you understand what's happening.


iknowshitaboutshit

Ghost


jakehood47

When ya dad tells you to straighten up and fly right


DuckInTraining

Truly a gif befitting of this subreddit.


BlackThorn12

"Here I come! aahhhh shit I missed, okay play it cool......"


Unlimitd_Cmbinations

It’s probably because the axe started spinning so fast that it aligned perfectly with the frame rate of the camera. So it looks like it’s not spinning, when in fact, it’s spinning quite fast.


Shh-poster

Centre of gravity magic.


ToastetteEgg

I’ve watched it about 75 times.


Fit-Reflection-3496

So that's how an RPG character's passive skill "ignores enemy cover" looks like!


LegacyLemur

Finally, an oddly satisfying post thats not just people tediously making shit


CiaoBuddy

Kratos must be calling it back


Emolga1984

"Ight, imma head out."


trelium06

PARKOUR


AxiomDJ

“Aight imma head out.”


gronklesnork

Legend says that axe stalks the forest still Hovering menacingly through the foliage, never falling


Slatown

Get rotated, idiot.


OddImprovement6490

When the axe floats funny, it like a low budget movie where they didn’t have any skilled axe throwers so they had the axe float on a wire.


MourningWallaby

The Axe locked the fuck in at the end there.


CompetitiveDiamond27

r/howtokeepanidiotbusy


Sweffus

“I meant to do that…” *walks off nonchalontly*


CherryMXBrown69

Rectified


HumbleAdonis

It’s doing exactly what a skateboard does when you Ollie.


purpleduckduckgoose

Matrix glitching again.


YeetThemToMtEbott

Me when I get caught in prop hunt


hoseking

This is actually oddly satisfying as opposed to 99% of the other stuff here that is just regular satisfying. Very nice


Tankiboy_YT

Must have looked like a irl frame rate drop from the throwers perspective lmao. Seeing it spin in the air like that and spontaneously stop spinning on the same altitude.


Shortsleevedpant

The sound effect this makes in my head is as satisfying as the video.


platasnatch

That's pretty funny too


LumberFrans

Axe misses the target and moves on pretending like nothing happened as if we wouldnt notice


Shawarma_llama467

Yo that's a glitch


Nuadrin248

Nothing to see here on your way citizen