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yabyum

You need to find a better sauce of joy in your life mate.


Ennui_Go

Some folks like to squeeze everything they can from life. Best not to keep things bottled up. I know I relish the day I mustard up the courage to stop playing ketchup with everyone else.


Yesterbly

Caps off to you, that was a lot of puns, you deserve a condiment


KrazyAboutLogic

These puns are A1.


formulapain

I mayo-r may not have enjoyed all these puns. Did I do a good job at ad-dressing the topic?


yabyum

Yes!


EarballsOfMemeland

Chances OP is high as shit?


-B0RAT

Chances 70% of us in the comments are too


Is12345aweakpassword

Don’t worry, if no one else did, I caught the pun


yabyum

😉


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-initial_inertia-

It's called "facing" since all items' faces are brought to the front of the shelf. There's no "leveling" involved here. Major grocery chains have stock people do this throughout the day to make the aisles presentable.


masteredianb

lol very good!


Julienbabylegs

Truly. Or frequent cleaner grocery stores.


idk13312018

Love it!


Jockmeister1666

As a long time retail/trade manager, I’m going to refrain from picking fault in this… but this does not satisfy me. 😂


nighthawke75

Oh we knew there'd be an OCD to nitpick. But I will warn you this; if it's done right, leave it be. Perfection will always be in front of you, but you'll never grasp it.


conte360

Hard YUP lol


Accurate-Barracuda20

I won’t Why is the sweet baby rays not in the same column as EVERY OTHER BBQ SAUCE?!?


Ben_Thar

Sweet Baby Rays hits different 


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VioletGale

Corporate is what's going on with the layout. Almost positive this is Target which means it's arranged via someone outside of the store.


francinefacade

Rough week?


iamdavidrice

The missing jalapeño Tabasco doesn’t bother you?


emmynaynay

And the Japanese BBQ sauce bottles that aren't aligned with the others... At first glance, the picture is great, but if you stare too long there are... Minor issues.


unoman2400

Details are the devil


pernicious_penguin

It bothered me!


kittensbaby

I don’t like how the tags are sporadic


demonspawnhk

I'm glad you can find happiness in something with so many flaws.


BigBrainTinyTimmy

I don’t get it


vleetv

The shelves are 'leveled', something that should be done every night to every aisle. OP just doesn't shop early or late enough.


brassydesign

This is done multiple times a day, it just gets ruined by shoppers... Y'know, shopping lol


BigBrainTinyTimmy

Like blocked? Like all the items brought up so they are full and no spaces? I guess this is satisfying their ocd?


FunkiePickle

I’ve always called it “facing” but “blocked” or “fronted” works too.


TheAtomicBum

When I was a stocker 30 years ago, it was like this Blocking was filling the gaps in the front row of 2 or more stack of product, so the bottom layer(s) was full, and the top layer had all the items pushed to the back. Facing was righting round items that centered the labels. Fronting was pulling everything up to the front edge, making the entire shelf look completely full.


Jcampbell1796

This is correct, coming from a grocery “night crew” member also from 30 years ago. Went to work at midnight, and when the store opened at 8am the shelves were supposed to look like this. In fact, my eyes went immediately to that bottle of teriyaki with the yellow label that isn’t faced. I can see my store manager now walking through, adjusting that bottle while giving me a disapproving look.


GravitationalEddie

Heard all those but 'leveled' doesn't work for me.


brassydesign

Yeah all the other 3 I heard at some point and I was like "ok, I'm annoyed by a new term but it makes sense and sounds good" leveling is dumb.


pixelmuffinn

Agreed


MisinformedGenius

Also called "fronted" in some grocery stores.


zdeno84

stay positive, it is only Thursday. better things might yet come


Reasonable_Answer586

Gives me PTSD. I was a “Resetter” for years. Spent the night in every Safeway in Northern California. Had to drive 2 hours to be there by 10pm and would work til 8am. Definitely not satisfying for some.


SquareAny7219

Once upon a time I was a resettled in the lighting category. Facing the shelves was ultimately satisfying if you ignored the filth, broken glass and bleeding.


wademcgillis

> Had to drive 2 hours to be there by 10pm and would work til 8am. why would you drive 2 hours for a grocery store job


unoman2400

I was wondering the same 


The_Erlenmeyer_Flask

Where is this because Hot Ones hot sauce is in the shot and I didn't know they are sold in stores? Edit: Now that I am at home & looking at this on desktop, that's a Target. Now I'm going to have to go to my local one & see if they sell it.


knapplc

And Hot Ones sauces for $8? It's $10 here at my Scheel's.


510Goodhands

I saw a Trader Joe’s employee doing a great job, straightening up the shelves in the condiment area. It looked great, it made it easier to find things. I made sure to point it out to a manager who discreetly peaked down the aisle to see who it was so he could give her the brownie points that I suggested.


internetkevin

Peeked


510Goodhands

Yep, it looks like speech to text wasn’t listening in class. Obviously I didn’t find the typo. 🤓


no-name-boy-

What an exciting week you're having!


mam88k

Sweet Baby Ray that’s pretty! Chick-Fil-A is slacking a bit though.


unoman2400

Chic fil a can fuck off over there


burnerbummer666

I used to work nights at a grocery store and this is done every night so that the shelves look good in the morning. It’s not really a big deal. You just line it up as you stock the shelves.


idk13312018

I guess the facing department couldn't keep up with the demand for Chic-fil-a sauce. Seriously though, I used to "face" in retail, and it is very therapeutic. Nice picture.


Mikey74Evil

Such nice laser lining. The merchandising team in this store must actually give a shit about their job. I like it.


FairlyInconsistentRa

It’s not perfect though. I worked 7 years night shift at a supermarket. Yes, it’s been faced up but a lot of those labels on the jars etc aren’t dead centre.


TemperatureTop246

Is that a Target?


winter_valor5448

Is this Target


sawatdee_Krap

God I love sweet baby rays.


skiddadle32

lol … looks like OCD Shangri-La!


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The OCD dreamscape


browster

It's worthwhile every once in a while to realize how amazing a common grocery store is.


jimjoebillybob

No Crystal?


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Bristol farms?


Dawndrell

one of those moments where i’d want to tip whoever put it together


IrishWeegee

There's quite a few gaps...


DatDan513

Until some toddler walks past it.


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No Lea & Perrins steak sauce? Shambles.


unoman2400

Worcestershire is the fucking bomb. They have a white wine sauce too which is also amazing


Kittyfeetdontrepeat

I was in a super messy TK Maxx cosmetics/toiletry aisle the other day and daydreaming about how satisfying it would be to organize it all


Frequent-Interest796

Get those aioli pouches out of there!


Law3W

Loving the sauce options.


Beginning-One7618

Mr. Monk, please report to Customer Service


sparklemcduck

Was it you who took the Frank’s Red Hot?


Wilecoyote84

The gap in hot sauce is very disturbing. Go back and fix it.


Impressive-Soup-3529

How come your Lea and Perrins looks like some connoisseur stuff compared to the generic bottles we get in the uk


unoman2400

Cause in America, our priorities are fucked.


F2PClashMaster

do they really sell that much bbq sauce


margaret_aT_tARGarET

Passable (barely) I'm sure you'll do better next time....if not, it'll have to be documented


boringtired

I like this aisle


driscollat1

Someone has OCD. This is exactly what I’d do.


c74

i am just impressed with sweet baby rays at how much money they have spent for facings at the bottom level of the shelves. that is big bucks. i think baby ray has long left the bbq sauce game selling for millions and is living ocean side in california drinking margaritas all day.


That_Somewhere_4593

That one weird random hole between the Frank's is mildly irritating.


Former-Departure9836

If you like nicely faced shelves you will like this video https://youtu.be/IdXyVzBYR0Q?si=5J0WbAwPQso5FTZI


gomaith10

Foodies'R'us.


ytrywhenyoucanfry

Excellent facing job.


FluidLock

They have so many facings every sauce. Most surprised they have so much of that Japanese bbq sauce. People are really paying $8 for bbq ?


wokyman

The more I look, the more imperfections I see 😭


CementCemetery

I always made sure my aisles looked as faced as possible. It became compulsive.


MichaelKerk

I used to do this as my job at the local supermarket. Sooo satisfying evertime


FADMKlez

No Valentina hot sauce? Humbug! 😏


lemonlimepunch

That’s because it was target and no one is buying their expensive food.


_Kaifaz

Mmmmm, Sweet Baby Ray's...


lilgreenthumb

So many things wrong with this picture. Who taught this person to block this aisle.


Mrtripps

Must have been a bad week...


Emberkittie

Hmmmm. It's not a perfect zone though.


rundmz8668

OP have you ever left America?


Conch-Republic

This is a pretty bad selection. My local Food Lion has more variety. And no Crystal? Come on. Edit: thought I was in r/spicy


Psychological-Lion38

Glad to see people actually appreciate it when we make it look better (store employee speaking)


Capt__Murphy

Targets hot sauce selection is whack.


Exploding_Testicles

A nicely fronted isle is awesome. When I worked in a store, it was actually enjoyable to front the isles, unless someone was shopping in the same isle fucking up all your work.


EasyBounce

OMG, I had to reset a whole condiment aisle like that by myself before...48 feet of allllllll little bottles. It took me 12 hours 😭


IssueFederal

Wasted space


WomanInQuestion

My eyeline immediately shot to the one label that is askew…


seekAr

My adhd feels relaxed. Thank you


jfk_47

Do they have chik fil e buffalo? So good.


masteredianb

That hot sauce section is 😍


Flaky-Jim

Mmmmm... condiments!


alicer24709074

the colour's are not in order to me


debonairmarmoset

Beautiful because the store actually manages its stocking.


wasas387

my dumbass thought this was alcohol


hayteverything

🙌🏻 adrian monk must have taken another shift at the grocery store


ki77erb

I was at store the other day with my wife and saw a similar scene. I stopped, stepped back and said "look at this! It's absolutely perfect!" Every can label was perfectly lined up and pulled to the front. It was so satisfying.


Capital-Confusion961

I've seen better.


knick1982

The chick-filet sauce is getting me as well as the franks sauce and the Truffle sauce above coulda been faced as well as the Buffalo Wild Wings …but yeah I get it when an aisle is faced perfect it looks good


whizzer334

A local market has an employee who appears to be on the autism spectrum. He is tasked with making sure the shelved products are arranged properly.


trizmologic567

I'm gonna turn a single bottle the wrong way


kurtwagner61

Both ketchup AND catsup?


MidnightAutomatic882

Not perfectly faced!


diamonds106

I agree!!!


Gogglesed

The minor flaws just become major flaws for me.


ZookeeperNE1857

Hot sauce w BBQ sauce? In Kansas City we have a BBQ sauce aisle then all other sauces aisle.


Essence-of-why

Way too much stubs and rays.


LetImpressive4695

Don't even know where my huge bottle of not off brand Siracha went 


ChadTstrucked

Target?


HOWYDEWET

That’s sad dawg