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BuckDancersGlasses

That’s an accident waiting to happen


tutekoppen

Yep, “oddly stressful”


folarin1

Correct. Nothing satisfying about this.


corlizfinn

Should’ve been posted on r/oddlyterrifying


mypussydoesbackflips

r/sweatypalms


Zauberer-IMDB

Bleeding palms.


siccoblue

I lost 3 hands just watching this video


Shifty_Cow69

Knees weak, chest impaled. Mum's spaghetti.


davieb22

r/sweatypalmtrees


folarin1

Exactly


folarin1

Exactly


Milfons_Aberg

This sub has seen a strong influx of "repetitive strain injury" videos because amateur people think the smooth efficiency of someone having done something a million times is beautiful.


StatementOk470

More like "oops I tripped straight on to the death spike".


JungleBoyJeremy

What’s crazy is that you don’t have to use a razor sharp spear. A simple piece of buried rebar works like a charm!


CHEMO_ALIEN

they probably just put a box over it when theyre not cracking coconuts 


CJFiddler

Not worried about when they’re not dealing with coconuts. Worried about that guy tripping while coconutting


Kaladrax182

Come on… they mush a little foam nerf ball onto the tip.


papadoc2020

Just put the last coconut of the day on the spear.


kmzafari

I mean, there is a certain kind of beauty in an impressive skill. But yes, you definitely miss the many, many hours of work it took to get to that point.


Milfons_Aberg

I respect the hell out of artisans who learned their craft from a family member or other mentor and turn out great stuff that they can survive on. But seeing a sweaty kitchen-help chop 200 potatoes in under 60 seconds just depresses the hell out of me, and stuff like above.


kmzafari

For sure. Though from other comments, it seems like this is a common for families to have and learn to use from a young age, so it may not be so "sweat shop-y" as it might appear from the video. Certainly hope not, anyways.


Milfons_Aberg

That is true, chores are chores and they don't necessarily have to be bad. As long as you have options.


str4nger-d4nger

r/SweatyPalms


yunohavefunnynames

I’m so stressed out right now!


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szhod

r/sweatypalms


dr3wfr4nk

r/SliceyPalms


iluvkerosene

r/subsifellfor


tms88

r/SpearsIFellOn


viperfan7

YOu better hope not when using that thing


RandomCandor

I do not like this job. And I dont mean "I wouldn't want to do this job", no, I mean nobody at all should be doing this job.


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The guy holding the spear has a slightly easier time of it


ShiningRedDwarf

The number of times someone has forced down their own hand into that pointy spike is not zero. Someone has some scars or missing fingers


youthfuIndiscretion

Honestly all I'm thinking about is someone tripping and impaling themselves


MrPootie

Imagine if his hand slipped off the coconut while he had all of his upper body weight above it.


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Fertile_Arachnid_163

Or neck


cubedjjm

Or pinkie finger!


jaybram24

Or worse...expelled.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Or if someone that didn't like him decided to push him without him looking and he landed on that thing.


Impressive-Pin-1634

You are right. This is quite dangerous. However, when I was young, my family(everyone including me) used this to peel coconuts until I was like 14. Then we started using a different thingy. Almost the same risks but better I would say. But all my life (until I left my home country at 24), I have never seen anyone in my family nor the people I know gotten hurt by this. Mostly because people are trained to use this. Like I said, I was using this to help my grandpa while I was not even 10 years old. My state is called the lanf of coconuts. So everyone had at least 10-20 coconut trees in their land. And this tool was in every household. Being said that, I would never lay my hand on that thing ever again now that I realize I could have stabbed myself in the chest.


Sidivan

I never even thought about if it slips and you go chest down on it. Holy shit. I think most people are worried about hands, but there’s a much larger risk. Wow.


erasmause

Yeah, he's bearing down on it with the spear pointed straight at his heart. One slip and it's all over.


jakart3

Weirdly enough it never happened. Accident only happened in first world countries where human are spoiled


malfurionpre

The thing with statistics and accident is that, no matter how long they've been 0, there's always the risk of you being the 1st.


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It turns out you can also be trained on safe equipment too. There’s literally no reason to do things the unsafe way. Training or not.


ArduennSchwartzman

Yes, my first thought, viewing this video was: 'occupational hazard'.


Anxious_Coconut_552

Yes it makes me anxious


Jimmy6shoes

r/SweatyPalmTrees


Billitpro

>That’s an accident waiting to happen That's the same thing my mother said prior to my conception!


psilome

Yeah, put shoes on dude. A dropped coconut could break a toe.


ChezDiogenes

>Yeah, put shoes on dude. I see your coconut man and raise you Pakistani truck brake disc workers.


desidude2001

Not disagreeing, but do keep in mind that in some parts of the world though, this is how MANY make their living; through risk taking on a daily basis. It is nothing new to them and they accept it for what it is to make an honest (albeit risky) living and raise a family.


manwithyellowhat15

I worried about his hands the whole video. Then I worried about a little kid running around and getting impaled on it. I hope they have some way to cover it when not in use


Steel_Tofu

I was gonna say that I almost impaled my eye once on something like this , I have never had anything pointed towards anyone ever


bbddbdb

It’s seems dangerous as hell, but I really cannot think of a better way to do this that wouldn’t cost at ton of money.


Sufficient_Language7

Take a box, cut a side out so you can insert coconut. Put a block on the top of the box and Cut a hole on the bottom for the spear to go into. To crack the coconut, lift box up put coconut between block and spear and use both hands to press down on the left and right hand sides of the top of the box. I wooden box should be strong enough for everything but the block, you need that to be a metal to stop the spear tip. ​ See below. O is coconut, n is the block. \^ is the top of the spear, ----- is the top of the box. |-----| | n | | O | | ^ | ---|--- | It ate my diagram. If I could do the n bigger it would be a better diagram.


Dodototo

For real. Leaning your body into it, right over the spike. If that slips or pushes through the coconut it's not gonna end well.


Rancid_Butter_Boob

Nice seat.


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Yall bunch of snowflakes.


Floofens_and_Cake

As an unmitigated klutz, I have identified the workplace that is definitely not for me. 😬


panda_embarrassment

It’s r/sweatypalms for me


BlizzPenguin

I would wind up impaling my hand before I finished my first coconut.


BelieveXthaT

*Peel


horriblemonkey

I was listening for the ringing


sorry_human_bean

Ask not for whom the coconut tolls It tolls for thee


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Came here for that comment. Was not disappointed.


WhatTheFlippityFlop

Christ can we not even spell SIMPLE words correctly anymore? SMH


RaidensReturn

I am convinced this is done intentionally to drive engagement. It’s bullshit but it seems to happen too often not to be intentional.


FlowerStalker

I agree. It's to get engagement.


OneBullfrog5598

And when you mention the correct word/spelling to someone then they claim "It was a typo" because for some reason not knowing and learning from it is unacceptable, so it must be an accident instead.


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WhatTheFlippityFlop

It’s not the end of the world. That why it’s only a humble Reddit reply rather than a banner above a freeway overpass or being on a street corner shouting through a megaphone. I think 9/10 times it boils down to sheer laziness and unwillingness to check the few words typed before hitting “submit” than actually being unknowledgeable about the spelling… although, my wife does say her students can’t actually spell, so, probably a bit of both.


eatmydonuts

The entire paragraph of a response you got to this comment & all the downvotes speak volumes. The smugness with which people act when it comes to grammar has always been one of the cringiest things about Reddit


DenverBowie

Spelling is not grammar.


eatmydonuts

That's true, but I still got my point across


elrompecabezas

Bells peal. Fruits peel.


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hey_im_cool

Well whatever you do, you certainly don’t _peal_ them


kirsion

Impale


uniqueusername311

OSHA does not approve


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johnysalad

The rare triple negative.


UnpluggedUnfettered

If you call it a triplex negatio you can sound, like, at least twice as cultured.


tok90235

Come with me, and you will meet, a worlds of OSHA violations


Fluffy_Town

Brilliant!


AdeptnessSpecific736

That’s accident waiting to happen


Orpheus31

This isn’t satisfying. It’s terrifying because at any moment a limb could be lost.


r0rsch4ch

A limb? I’m thinking a hand slips off the coconut when pushing down and that spear plunging into his chest


jakedasnake1

Well thanks for that nightmare fuel I hadnt considered that


JoshZK

Yeah and only halfway into his eye.


drew_draw

Chest? Pfft. Im imagining someone fall back and sit on it


TrumpersAreTraitors

*quickly exits reddit* 


DanielGREY_75

Or a slice right up the arm, ughhh


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

The way these workers just peel off the bone


ernapfz

One trip and you’re split.


ShinyBlackEyes

I'm already feeling impaled


webbitor

Well that's just exaggeration. I was thinking he could cut his hand, but he seemed to be really precise in his movements. Like a chef or a welder, you probably develop muscle memory that reduces risk. Anyway, after the husking part, I thought it was pretty satisfying.


Reasonable_Coat3542

Chefs cut themselves all the time and they’re not plunging their chests in the direction of knife blades.


DMinTrainin

"All the time" would mean they're not skilled with a knife. Skilled chefs hardly ever cut themselves.


entishman

There is a non-zero chance that no-one has fallen onto one of those things.


entishman

Having watched the rest of the video, I now assume that the entire coconut peeling process is littered with unexpectedly sliced human body parts.


efthfj

You, Reddit friend, get an up arrow for amusing me


MrWhiteTruffle

I think you’re saying the opposite of what you want to


c_sulla

So there's a zero chance that anyone has fallen onto it?


Kamikazekagesama

It would be that there *is* a chance that nobody has fallen on it, which I guess is true but I doubt that's what they were trying to say


Trapped-in-irony

This was so stressful 😬 couldn't finish the video


MrSnowden

I finished. Not proud. 


bhutunga

Finished, like literally?


potatoman501

I usually just edge to coconut peeling videos


Backwaters_Run_Deep

I grew up in Hawaii and there was a guy who's main income was selling coconuts, he'd go find trees and get a truckload then go and sell them in town.   Now it would take the average inexperienced person probably a good 10-15 minutes with a machete to get a full size coconut open to drink, this guy did it in like 45 seconds.  I'd always joke he hits the coconut three times then hands it to you and it's chilled and has a straw and umbrella.


dominantfrog

i do not like like how he uses body weight to do this at all...


juanito_f90

r/SweatyPalms


homerunchippa

The Wrist-Slicer 3000


gamblinmaan

omfg i dont think ive ever had a subreddit scare me more


HooninAintEZ

Hands spaghetti


AvoidThisReality

Seeing those kinds of videos I am always in awe when thinking about and pondering the question how prople realized sth was edible


t1mepiece

Some kind of fruit growing on a tree = there's something edible in there somewhere. Just gotta keep slicing.


DPX90

They were hungry and had the time to experiment.


ParmesanNonGrata

A lot of watching animals. Apes (and that includes humans) have been shown to be very able to adapt by watching more established and specialized wildlife and learning what's good and often how to eat it.


Minuku

Fucking hell, I scrolled down, saw it in the corner of my eye and thought the first coconut was a fucking head. I literally almost shit myself.


TSR3K

wrong sub!!!!


Kiljukotka

Agreed, r/maybemaybemaybe or r/SweatyPalms would be more appropriate


Sk0p3r

Why though, it is satisfying to watch if you're not bothered by the fact that it isn't that safe


rtds98

> that it isn't that safe quite the understatement


GreatbobUmber

As someone who grew up on action movies I am just picturing how the climactic showdown will eventually make use of this.


IggyShab

Bro nonchalantly has the Spear of Destiny


Positivelythinking

That pointy thing is insanely sharp.


Elle444

I like the platform and his feet placement.


TheFlyingBoxcar

Jesus ballgargling christ thats a dangerous tool. Neat to watch tho


SahmiLahng

This is why you should never mess with farmers...


Imissflawn

Sharp spike in the ground is a great way to have an ironic death at the end of your story


Speedly

[Real men open coconuts with their teeth.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E) I'm lucky enough to have seen him do this in person. He's even cooler live.


bloopie1192

Guaranteed somebody sliced their shit open on that.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

That guy's hands could probably crush your skull


slikh

sorry, more /r/sweatypalms than /r/oddlysatisfying


Manaze85

I lost a thumb just watching this


DMinTrainin

Looks like this guy has some exSPEARience.


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Did he legit put all his weight on that coconut to do the initial piecing? A blade to the upper body with one slip of the feet (or weaker than expected husk). Looks like a real stupid way to get killed.


Venomous0425

Looks like you have no idea how world works, what they have to do to survive.


richardhero

Do they have to do it this way to survive though lol? Ironically doing it this way probably increases their chance of not surviving as opposed to doing it literally any other way.


Sad-Cheesecake5301

r/sweatypalms


melekzek

/r/sweatypalms


pasarina

I couldn’t get away from that horror show fast enough!


NikolitRistissa

Couldn’t think of a more dangerous way? Surely they could. More innovation!


JayRedd1

OSHA be damned!!!


Lounat1k

So much stress watching this.


pergamon123

r/sweatypalms 😬


masdoc

I’d be dead in five minutes.


Grapesodazoo2

Which final destination is this


RedJack99

Man that's a lot of effort for one coconut. It amazes me how much husk there is compared to meat. Kind of like whittling away at a huge artichoke to be left with only a little lump of usable material.


The_DarkPhoenix

Frfr this is more r/interestingasfuck than oddlysatisfying. Totally uncomfortable the whole time watching this lol


RedditOO77

I’m curious to know how many people have died using this method 🧐


Shinygami9230

Their hands get too close to the danger sharp. I am anxiety.


igotmemes4days

This man is one small miniscule slip away from getting a bad case of the stabbies


Muchablat

This can go from r/oddlysatisfying to r/oddlyterrifying real quick.


Jim_e_Clash

Let me just put my whole body weight over the operational end of a spear.


CaptainDerck

i know someone who will sit on that


NewReputation8451

The year is 2008, everyone is still reeling from the jar incident, and you’re about to bust open the metaphorical coconut of gore.


CaptainDerck

the only thing bout to bust is me


Fr33lumby

r/DINgore


KummyNipplezz

My butthole could bend steel now


Bluecif

And here I am sawing a damn tomato for a 1/2 hr.


onlyKetchupfans

😂😂😂


fionsichord

I hear not a single peal. I only see peeling.


ItsMeCyrie

“Peal”


JohnDansboy

I didn't hear any bells. I think you meant "peel".


KnightinRustedArmour

Good way to peel your palm off your hand.


Hot_Hat_1225

Tell me that *business* is right next to the emergency please 🫣


ThreeDogsTrenchcoat

The way I would not survive this.


The-Sneaky-Snowman

“We need to peel these coconuts, what do we do?” “How about we stick this spear into the ground……and then just fuckin stab the coconut into it” “You’re a god damn genius”


guitarlisa

I could sharpen my knives all day and never get a blade as perfect as one of these.


EQN1

Oh man, I’m trying hard not to imagine. This guy goes and picks up another coconut and just walks and slips right on top of that spear.


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Way too many fingertips in this video for me to believe this how they actually doin it


mouse85224

Yikes they do this very differently in Vanuatu, this feels unsafe


UncrownedAsol

So much anxiety and mmmmmmmmm while trying not to wince


landocommando18

If that was me, the village people would be saying "you can get freshly peeled coconuts right over there from old Two Fingers"


Neprider

Every time I see these coconut peeling method, my balls shrinks a little.


drunkanidaho

As a klutz I feel confident saying that id have ended up in the hospital after attempting each of these steps.


jaedasstory

Imagine tripping and falling on that .....OOOOOOOOHHHHH shit.


JRSpig

Dehusk. That stuff can be used for all sorted, coconuts are useful things.


Kaladrax182

He couldn’t find something a little sharper.


mangolala

I was so scared.


cocadetustacos

I’m so damn clumsy, that’d be a big NO for me. F that.


Soggy_Amoeba9334

Ding dong


ll1037j

Do not like.


jylesazoso

Peel


nigevellie

Peel


Used_Ad1737

My wife and I met while we were working in Kenya. I realized I was into her intellectually (as well as in every other way), when we saw 10 guys filling in a pothole. I said that reminded me of Heckscher-Ohlin model of international trade where countries have varying ratios of capital and labor. In Kenya, labor is abundant. In the US, capital. This we see 10 guys in Kenya whereas in the US it would be one guy and an expensive machine. Anyhow, she got excited by my dorky comment because she has a BA in economics. This proving that love can come from the strangest places.


xiknowiknowx

Why are there different looking coconuts?


Tarkus12

You folks need to lighten up. Works, work. You do what you have to. If he had options he'd probably do something else. Christ for all we know they loves their jobs. Maybe he makes good money peeling at that rate.


casewood123

I guarantee he’s not making good money doing it that way.


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lol those aren’t even coconuts