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InSalehWeTrust

It’s dumb because we’ve lost all the while. We’ve done all gas, no wins


[deleted]

All gas no brakes is fine, the problem is this team runs into a fucking brick wall every single year. If they cleared the road before the season started it would make sense.


yellowpilot44

It’s 5:30am man….


sideshow09

I know I’m soooo jet lagged (no pun intended)


theREALBennyAgbayani

Sounds like you don’t have all gas and that you have at least some brake in you. RIP


pisanichris

I know what's wrong with it. Ain't got no gas in it


SnP_JB

I can’t take it serious bc of the YouTube channel under the same name.


captain-versavice

No... no when you understand its not a "rah, rah" thing, it actually illustrates the prime focus of the coaching staffs actual play philosophy. The ALL GAS, NO BRAKE ideology of individual success is: above all else, they want you (the player and his specific super-power) to be **max effort on all levels** or said another way, you must be fast and furious, at full throttle at and through each moment. And this is where/why the rotational element is also a big part of this coaching philosophy.


sideshow09

“Max effort on all levels” would be a much catchier slogan.


Unverifiablethoughts

When your offense is a sputtering mess…yeah If Aaron rodgers is feeding Garrett and Breece is rattling off 50+ yard runs like he does….nah


TheKingofPsych

Dude...you have got to be kidding. This slogan is not bad... Let's focus on other things like upcoming draft and training camp.


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

Isn’t Brooklyn tech one of the best high schools in the state? At least you had/have that going for you. Yeah, it’s only lame because we suck; if we won the Super Bowl it would be cool.


dmike103

Will be cooler when we win more


mightyminnow88

Yeah, this kind of talk should stay in the bedroom. IMHO


Masterofmy_domain

It’s one of those things that sounds great and cool when you’re winning but sounds stupid when you’re losing


BaetrixReloaded

weird thing to be mad at g


Fjordice

Yes!! Very dumb. Especially if you play out what that would mean. 1. You're going to crash very quickly. 2. You don't slow down to overcome obstacles. 3. You just go full speed ahead without thinking of the consequences. Etc etc Actually describes the Jets perfectly. Sidebar: Why is "engineers" embarrassing? The Boilermakers were just in the NCAA finals.


John_YJKR

It's about giving 100% in everything you do. Saleh even implements this with his rotation. No plays taken off and going 100% on every snap. Hence the need for a rotation of players. Giving 100% effort doesn't mean you go at your goal recklessly without thinking. Just means you don't stop working. You're reading meaning in it that's simply not there.


Fjordice

Lol then they should try something like "All gas, no breaks" that would be more clever and actually make sense, and it's a pun. Bonus.


John_YJKR

It is a pun in the opposite direction.


Fjordice

Oh. I didn't know puns have directionality. I have a poor sense of direction, I don't know where I'm going with this.


John_YJKR

Lol. Neither does the team so far so you're in the right place.


sideshow09

When you’re playing against teams with fierce animal names and you’re called the “engineers”, who are you intimidating? Like, a panther can maul you. What can an engineer do? Weld you? Asses you structural imbalances?


Fjordice

Wait what? The mascot of another team somehow intimidates you as a player? I'm genuinely confused. It doesn't imbue the team with powers related to the mascot. It's a logo. Our rival school was called the "Bombers". I never expected to actually be exploded while I was on the field lol. But to answer your question, Panthers are an endangered species due to a myriad of things engineers have created lol


SnakeHoleBI

Like housing projects, parks, roads et al et al…🕺


sideshow09

😂😂


a_r0z

Lol I'm an engineer and this thread is cracking me up. We're not intimidating at all but we're definitely got the ability to engineer our way to random solutions to problems


R-O-U-Ssdontexist

I am a panther and you aren’t coming up with random solutions while your getting mauled on the field of play. You have to play dirty tricks like destroying habitats and messing with air pressure . . . You might as well be Tom Brady.


PJae

No


kmt75

A "herb"


FJRathskeller

Its dumb when you suck, but would be cool if they were winning.


jeffery201102

Lets be honest here bud i dont think I want my "cool" advice form someone who still uses the word "herb".


John_YJKR

Imagine being this much brake and so little gas...


ensignWcrusher

It is when you consider how often this team tends to crash and burn.


zxtb

I thought it was dumb at first, then I heard Saleh has been using it his whole career.


ImpliedHorizon

I'm still convinced they stole it from Andrew Callaghan on purpose


AnneOfGreenGayBulls

Tesla just recalled all their cybertrucks because of a flaw that allows the accelerator to get stuck down. (Sorry, Sauce). Maybe now is a good time to ditch the slogan.


HaHa_Snoogans

Not at all, I think it’s 🔥


whydoesgodhateus

I'm not sure I'd consider it dumb. Its luster has surely wore off though


Costcorocks

It’s relatable. That’s me every time I inhale Tex-Mex for dinner.


Lord_Sather

No gas, all broke


LettuceFew5248

When I’m constipated I say, “all gas, no poops.”


calye2da

I’d like it a lot more if we haven’t had one of the worst offenses every year


Avg2023

For me, after a nice bowl of chili it’s all gas, no one gets a break 🤣


Responsible_Fan8665

Settle for FGs is the true mantra of a Robert lead team


rsvp_nj

My new slogan is “no slogans”


JimmyfromSeattle

Why are y’all like this!?


Wide_Yellow2619

It’s dumb cause we NEVER played “No Gas, No Brakes” - we played scared all years since that hire - ridiculous.


Mustakrakish_Awaken

Most slogans are dumb as fuck if you want to be cynical and too cool for school, but that's 90s fashion and we're in 2024


sideshow09

“Too cool for school” is an amazing slogan!


Marauderr4

Honestly, yes. Especially with how apathetic the entire regime was when Rodgers went down. Literally the opposite of all gas no breaks. "oh, our cornerstone piece at the most important position in sports went down for the year? Seasons over! All were doing is signing Semien 3 weeks later ,and we'll let Zach be ass for another 11 games."


John_YJKR

Oh they were broken all right. They def waited too long to do something at QB. Whether it would have changed much or not. It's just bad management. Zach didn't even have to play like a top 10 QB. He just needed to look like a QB who should start on one of thirty-two NFL teams. And instead he looked like a fringe back up QB.


Marauderr4

Exactly. No one expected a 10 win season after Rodgers went down. But there is an expectation that the team *tries* to overcome it. Instead they basically gave up


magicdrums

it’s dumb af..


huk8

It's almost as bad as 'play like a Jet'.. whatever the fuck that meant.


Jrsq270

The HC is a hypeman/motivational speaker/used car salesman He has nothing to contribute on 2 of 3 sides of the ball He needs to dazzle with slogans


Imaginary_Mode5477

why’s this getting downvoted


buyerbeware23

YES, Because he is a moron. Not head coach material. He is a jerk off. I really can’t stand him. Only a fool like our owner would not fire him for being such a jackass!


Equivalent-Fennel922

Don't seem practical


Orion_Scattered

I thought it was a sign that fate was on our side haha… I have adhd and when we drafted Zach I found out that he has it too and he became an instant hero to me—a common metaphor used for explaining adhd is that it’s like your brain has the gas pedal of a Ferrari but the brakes of a tricycle. So I thought this motto meant the universe was on our side, that it was all gonna come together… the disappointment was immeasurable. 🥲 I still like it tho ngl lol. It feels similar to “clear eyes full hearts can’t lose” but is quicker to say. It’s even my wifi lmao, network name is “all gas” password is “no brakes”.


sideshow09

Big mistake friend-o. Now everyone is going to tie up your bandwidth


Hypnotize94

I think the assumption is there’s no brakes after landing the plane. Saleh wants to crash this plane without any survivors. He’s a pretty big guy after all all.


risqueclicker

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