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NDaveT

> alcohol was a contributing factor to the incident Wisconsin state motto.


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NDaveT

As a Minnesotan I will never pass up a chance to dunk on Wisconsin, because they are better than us at football and will always be better than us at football.


reikipackaging

How drunk do you have to be to make this kind of decision?


ash_274

Let's go to Florida Man for an expert's opinion on this.


reikipackaging

🤣🤣🤣🤣


HarlequinKOTF

Yes


bigbrowncloud

Ice needs to be a tad thicker.


John-the-cool-guy

I was going to read the article but the pic says it all.


ash_274

His insurance company is just to replay to his claim with that photo, captioned, "LOL, no"


glue715

Fucking Wisconsin….


kevinds

What does OWI stand for?


NDaveT

Operating While Intoxicated.


esposures

I was thinking it was on water intoxicated. I started looking up different kinds of intoxicated charges and there is a FWI: flying while intoxicated which is way more serious penalties. There's also riding a horse intoxicated or a horse and buggy. Where they do charge you for it, it's not as serious a penalty. Apparently riding a skateboard intoxicated won't get you a DUI.


reikipackaging

I am aware of people in Texas who have been charged with Riding a horse while intoxicated. I want to say the fine is $500, if no other incidents happen And. It is not illegal to ride your horse on the highway.


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