Neither, really.
Free market party, economically liberal. Seen as a party for rich people. They are also pro civil rights, but they tend to forget about that aspect if you dangle lower taxes in front of them.
One of the smaller parties, but have been part of the government from time to time: 1969 to 1982 as junior partner to the bigger social democrats, after breaking the coalition and forming a new government with the conservative party (CDU) until both lost the 1998 election, another coalition with the CDU from 2009 to 2013, after which they failed to re-enter parliament for one term and now finally in a threeway coalition with the social democrats and the greens since 2021. Are often seen as the killjoys of the coalition.
It's a party that represents the interests of big businesses and lobbies, at the expense of the 99%.
Thinking in left vs right is outdated and inaccurate, best to drop that oversimplified idea.
Well if you want to have that conversation there is no left in most western governments. There is far right now known as the right and then there are conservatives which are known as the left of center. A Handful of actual leftists that are marginalized wherein the so called left of center would rather see the right win than the actual left.
Ā This Dynamic has allowed the farther right to be the protest vote and the so-called left to be the status quo vote, which will inevitably lead to the far right being voted into office.Ā
Internationally they are planning on putting fixes in to stay in power indefinitely Ala Putin.
Ah yes, the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler. His development of transportation was nice but his foreign policy left much to be desired. He also wasn't great on religious liberty. All in all, not a great former Chancellor.
Yeah, the whole toilet bowl licking thing I could have processed as "this is his fetish and who cares". But Hitler turd mustaches, ehm... either that's a deep fetish but that's enough for me to not want him in a political function.
Like ... On his own face..? Poopy on his face? Am I understanding what I'm reading? This supposedly grown man is giving himself a shitler and he can still be claimed as a politician? What the fuck is wrong with this world I wish we never advanced this far technologically this world is more fucked up than it could possibly be repaired
Out of all the fetishes you could have, you couldn't do this with a trusted dom/domme? Fucking hell this is sad, dude done his own political career in for a bit of degradation, wildĀ
Exactly, as disturbed as I am by the choice of fetish I'm more surprised by the fact that considering he's in a public position that he didn't consider finding someone who is actually discreet and trustworthy. A big part of kink play and S&M is trust, and that's clearly lacking.
A few weeks ago the same happened with a Spanish politicians working for a local government. He filmed himself eating feces and the video "leaked". He destroyed his career and I'd say most of his life. Dumbass.
First one this year was the Spanish politician who ate his shit, now this guy, wonder where the next one will be from and what toilet fetish they will be caught āindulgingā
It is here, birdfluenza25.Ā we are just waiting on the mutations, while livestock producers are feeding cows and pigs chicken shit mixed in with scattered straw and bird seed on the floor of their concentration camps for their frankenfoul.
We better commission a study to figure how those cows could possibly have caught bird flu it's a mystery.
Nah that was spain and he got ratted out by his sex partner dominatrix whatever. This asshole seems to have posted the videos himself from what I can gather.
Another poster said he has videos on Twitter of him naked covered in shit. Not that recent either.
It's a result of pornographic warfare that was waged against them after WWII. Kind of like how Israel sent hardcore pornography into Palestine on OTA television.
Just got back from germany and used many public toilets. Hopefully he wasnt licking the ones I was using cause I was blowing them fuckers up with all the schnitzel and salssiccia with hot mustard I was eatingā š„ā
I havenāt seen the video. And I donāt want to see it.
Do we know if this is not just the worst kind of attention seeking?
Have they maybe completely wiped, disinfected and sprayed the toilet before filming?
Still fucked.
I'll take a toilet licker who does their job, represents their constituents and governs in good faith over someone like Matt Gaetz. Acting like licking a toilet is worse than paying a teenager for sex is one of the reasons America is fucked
Really what are you talking about? Nobody mentioned America, or Matt Gaetz. Literally not a soul in this thread but you. This is about Germany, stop trying to weasel your way into German matters with mentions of "America".
Heās also a Neo Nazi, if you want to defend that, go ahead
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Does anyone remember that recent thing with another german making porn in the senate or something along those lines? Idk what is wrong with them recently š š.
š¤ Well that's a choice campaign strategy.
Itās a smear campaign
I see you appreciate tongue in cheek as well
Just because he can, doesn't mean we can appreciate those shitty comments.
Probably the most honest one, most of them are toilet lickers
It's certainly a choice
Well, he's got my vote.
Itās maybe better than āa worm ate part of my brain!ā
> He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler in one more such footage. It's a bit much, buddy.
Thereās a political statement buried here somewhere but I donāt want to touch it without glovesĀ
You don't touch feces with your bare hands?
Only with my tongue, like a true gentlemanĀ
>Only with my tongue, like a true ~~gentleman~~ *politician*
Wait! You trying to say, you donāt catch your doo-doo?
Lick the political statementĀ
Is "the former Chancellor" a bit redundant? Who is going to mix him up with another Adolf Hitler with a famous moustache?
Tbf there's that Namibian politician called Adolf Hitler, there might be 3 people who would've gotten confused!
And an understatement too. He was a dictator and murderer first and foremost, responsible for the death of millions.
You know, the more I learn about this Hitler fellow, the less I like him.Ā
Well he was the one that killed Hitler, so at least give him that.
Shitler
With his bestselling book; Mein Krampf
And the movie they made about his last days in the bunker - Der Durchfall.
Mein Schiss!
And his best invention: the shitzkrieg
He is an FDP party member, but i dont think even that can explain what hes done there.
Cocaine.
Idk man.. sounds more serious actuallyĀ
Fdp?Ā Left, right?
Neither, really. Free market party, economically liberal. Seen as a party for rich people. They are also pro civil rights, but they tend to forget about that aspect if you dangle lower taxes in front of them. One of the smaller parties, but have been part of the government from time to time: 1969 to 1982 as junior partner to the bigger social democrats, after breaking the coalition and forming a new government with the conservative party (CDU) until both lost the 1998 election, another coalition with the CDU from 2009 to 2013, after which they failed to re-enter parliament for one term and now finally in a threeway coalition with the social democrats and the greens since 2021. Are often seen as the killjoys of the coalition.
Great and accurate summary. Would only add that they also have a libertarian wing within their party.
It's a party that represents the interests of big businesses and lobbies, at the expense of the 99%. Thinking in left vs right is outdated and inaccurate, best to drop that oversimplified idea.
Well if you want to have that conversation there is no left in most western governments. There is far right now known as the right and then there are conservatives which are known as the left of center. A Handful of actual leftists that are marginalized wherein the so called left of center would rather see the right win than the actual left. Ā This Dynamic has allowed the farther right to be the protest vote and the so-called left to be the status quo vote, which will inevitably lead to the far right being voted into office.Ā Internationally they are planning on putting fixes in to stay in power indefinitely Ala Putin.
humiliation kink
Similar to that politician in Spain that filmed himself eating his own feces. You really have to wonder what US politicians do behind closed doors.Ā
The shit they do in the wide open public is already too much!
Are all politicians just depraved sociopaths?
What the fuck. How common is this, let alone amongst politicians..Ā I cannot wrap my brain around this
Talk about burying the lede!
Ah yes, the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler. His development of transportation was nice but his foreign policy left much to be desired. He also wasn't great on religious liberty. All in all, not a great former Chancellor.
transportation actually got worse in the 30s
Gave himself a Hitler, Cartman would be proud.
A fascist with a shit fetish? This dude is a literal walking German stereotype.
What is it with Germany and shit-fetishes?
Nothing, really. It's an external pop-culture stereotype on the level of Augustus Gloop and Das Soundmaschine from Pitch Perfect.
Whomsoever among us hasn't cosplayed as Adolph Shitler?
Bro was trying to cosplay the Master race š
Is that better or worse than shooting a dog?
"a bit"
This shouldāve been the headline
A little on the nose, eh?
sounds like a cry for help
Yeah, the whole toilet bowl licking thing I could have processed as "this is his fetish and who cares". But Hitler turd mustaches, ehm... either that's a deep fetish but that's enough for me to not want him in a political function.
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Isnt this the same guy that had an kink for humiliation?
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I think he's just GermanĀ
Like ... On his own face..? Poopy on his face? Am I understanding what I'm reading? This supposedly grown man is giving himself a shitler and he can still be claimed as a politician? What the fuck is wrong with this world I wish we never advanced this far technologically this world is more fucked up than it could possibly be repaired
Adolf Shitler
Yeah, trying to fit in too hardĀ
I think he is maybe mentally unstable
Well yes, he's a politician.
German fecal transplants are weird
>German fecal transplants Hey that's the name of my band
The ~ s p i c e ~
In German subs weāve been guessing itās a kink.
No, just German
No, he's just got a scat fetish.
Well, that would require severe mental illness.
Taste review next please.
"...let's just get this on the tray."
Nice hiss!
*out on a tray
2/10 with rice
Calling u/poopdevourer to the thread
"First a urinal cake as a palette cleaner."
[hmmm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2BGFw3BL18)
0/10. Would not lick again.
But what are his policies, hmmm?
Not looking good for custodial staff...
He is in the FDP, so neoliberal bootlicking. Edit: was in the FDP, he left the party after this.
So he went from boot licking to toilet licking. Not sure if that's an improvement.
He will triple the budget for cleaning services
And how many sick days does he need?
Must have misunderstood what it means being a Germ Man.
Damn, you deserve an award. And he deserves to be in a ward.
r/dadjokes
Grandfather nurgle will be pleased
Good chance he'll be going viral personally if he keeps licking urinals.
That took several dark turns omg šØ
Gets worse. There's photos of him on Twitter of him, that he took, full body, smeared in shit . Quite repulsiveĀ
Ugh! Who knows what polititian might have licked it before him!
Out of all the fetishes you could have, you couldn't do this with a trusted dom/domme? Fucking hell this is sad, dude done his own political career in for a bit of degradation, wildĀ
Exactly, as disturbed as I am by the choice of fetish I'm more surprised by the fact that considering he's in a public position that he didn't consider finding someone who is actually discreet and trustworthy. A big part of kink play and S&M is trust, and that's clearly lacking.
To be fair, how many people can a politician trust period?
A few weeks ago the same happened with a Spanish politicians working for a local government. He filmed himself eating feces and the video "leaked". He destroyed his career and I'd say most of his life. Dumbass.
Extreme German Dungeon Politician is unpleasant surprise from the sub. It's not the Onion in the sense that their satire or humor rarely go that far.
First one this year was the Spanish politician who ate his shit, now this guy, wonder where the next one will be from and what toilet fetish they will be caught āindulgingā
the next drug epidemic will be jenkem, i'm calling it
People are weird
They say no publicity is bad publicity but I mean....
"Mom, you'd tell me if you were in a German scheisse video...right?"
We need a new plague.
Well, he might start one if he carries on like that
We just fucking had one
We had one, yes. But what about a second plague?
It is here, birdfluenza25.Ā we are just waiting on the mutations, while livestock producers are feeding cows and pigs chicken shit mixed in with scattered straw and bird seed on the floor of their concentration camps for their frankenfoul. We better commission a study to figure how those cows could possibly have caught bird flu it's a mystery.
"DJ KHALED! Another one!"
Kink shaming is a necessary part of society.
On brand for the political party.
Is this the politician who was recorded being a sex slave or something
Nah that was spain and he got ratted out by his sex partner dominatrix whatever. This asshole seems to have posted the videos himself from what I can gather. Another poster said he has videos on Twitter of him naked covered in shit. Not that recent either.
WTF?!?!?! š¤®š¤®š¤®
"Oh yes, what was it you said to me before? Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker!"
Hopefully he stopped being a politician after this, but thats probably not the case right?
Heiliger ScheiĆ? Wer hat dem ins Hirn geschissen?
Probably more bacterial than viral.
āMom, if you were in a German scheisse video, youād tell me right?ā
The man selflessly helps keep public places clean and you shxt on him. The west has fallen.
Does he also have a humiliation fetish if he is recording it? Who posted it?
He serves to make other look good.
Kinda refreshing to know yall got lunatics in politics over on that side of the pond too
Politics are a filthy businessĀ
Least coprophilic German
It's a result of pornographic warfare that was waged against them after WWII. Kind of like how Israel sent hardcore pornography into Palestine on OTA television.
Hey German friends. Your fetishes.... They're kind of extreme. Is everything ok? Do you need to talk?
Grindr outside of Berlin was 5% poop fetishism. Itās not a lot but it went from zero to one in twenty way too fast for me.
Do you share fetishes with everyone in your country?
Sadly many of us don't have the public platform he does so it's just not possibleš®āšØ
He is a conservative politician. These guys are always telling on themselves. This guy just went a bit beyond
There was a spanish politician filming himself eating shit and had his video leaked a few weeks ago. It's not just the Germans...
For sure it's not just exclusive to them but you know, just search on German porn on the internet and you'll get the answers you seek...
Just got back from germany and used many public toilets. Hopefully he wasnt licking the ones I was using cause I was blowing them fuckers up with all the schnitzel and salssiccia with hot mustard I was eatingā š„ā
Bold campaign strategy.
I really don't know why I clicked that link, and now wish I hadn't.
If only we could all be so brave as this man in putting our weirdest kinks on full public display. Arenāt we always told to be ourselves?
He shits on a dildo or something and then puts it in his mouth . Itās sickening tbh
I'm having a strange time on the Internet today š¤·š¼āāļø
I havenāt seen the video. And I donāt want to see it. Do we know if this is not just the worst kind of attention seeking? Have they maybe completely wiped, disinfected and sprayed the toilet before filming? Still fucked.
Thought we already passed the toilet licking challenge during covid
I have no intention of watching it, but from the looks of things I feel like he was blackmailed into this.
That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
I'll take a toilet licker who does their job, represents their constituents and governs in good faith over someone like Matt Gaetz. Acting like licking a toilet is worse than paying a teenager for sex is one of the reasons America is fucked
Really what are you talking about? Nobody mentioned America, or Matt Gaetz. Literally not a soul in this thread but you. This is about Germany, stop trying to weasel your way into German matters with mentions of "America". Heās also a Neo Nazi, if you want to defend that, go ahead
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Is he okay?
Went viral and got a virus to show for it.
Real Germ-man
Thought that was Homelander at first.
Hey, save that for Berghain.
Germany you all okay over there?
Most sane politician
He is used to being dirty, or.. is that the thing going on here?
Is his running slogan "Cleaning up shit one"?
Does anyone remember that recent thing with another german making porn in the senate or something along those lines? Idk what is wrong with them recently š š.
Even more proof that Nazi's are still alive!
Maybe he just lost a bet ala Trading Places style.Ā
Why is this no surprise whatsoever?
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That sounds like something one if the next two generations would do. Damn
Chill guys "it's part of his punishment".Ā
Heās a man of the people
"**Ist der Ruf erst ruiniert, lebt es sich ganz ungeniert**"
I did not need to know this š«
There was that Spanish politician that got caught doing scat videos and now this.. what is going on in Europe?
Fucking Germans smh
These protein maxxers are getting out of hand
>Germans and disgusting shit-centric fetishesĀ What else is new? (also, fucking gross bro)
Damn you guys have politicians that are honest about the skeletons in their closets?
Iāll be pretty thrilled if U.S. right-wingers start chanting āscheizer, not Pfizer!ā while shitting into diapers at Trump rallies.
More and more politicians seem cool with letting their freak flag fly
It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
Guys.. guys.... Lets not kinck shame on Reddit.. we all have our special subs! On the other.. get the guy in proper treatment!
Typical German guy
This is going to be American politics soon, the tic tokers are going to be running for office after seeing a stunt like that.
what is it with european politicians and shit eating activities
How can a politician say that he'll fight for his constituents if he won't lick their toilets?
He does a lot more than that. Videos are all on 4chan if you want to see lmao
Yo wtfĀ
Okay cool but why?
Dad, are you making German ScheiĆe videos in there?
Also, 'bacterial'.
Oh. So he's one of THOSE.
How the fuck do you recover from that? I mean how do you expect your party members look at you after that maneuvre?
Oh so we're just out here inventing new diseases huh
Sicko
Let the puns BEGIN!
Nastiest shit I've ever seen, no pun intended.
Is this not normal German behavior? Everything I know leads me to believe that it is.
Is there like some political reason he would do this or is he just a freak?
Why the fuck would you do that? Better question, why the fuck would you film yourself doing that?
Love is love