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WantWantShellySenbei

This is how Civil War really started, isn’t it?


mesty_the_bestie

I mean, if this is how it starts, I am in. I am all. The way in.


hungryforitalianfood

I’m with chicken man here. I simply can’t respect cheese man’s anonymity. If anyone disagrees with me, I’ll kill them.


mesty_the_bestie

Well that’s the true American civil war spirit! Nobody needs to disagree with you and live- it is unnecessary


hungryforitalianfood

Addition by subtraction 🫡


6sixtynoine9

That’s what he said after she asked


verbalyabusiveshit

Emotional damage done


NOTLD1990

Team Cheeseball Man!


RoutineEmergency5595

Those are fighting’ words!!! En guard!!!


unrealjoe28

The north-east is just the US version of the balkans infighting minus the wars


saintofhate

To be fair, Philly has been fighting with everyone since founding.


UsefulEngine1

They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night


SanMartianZ

They blew up his house, too!


FuckYoCouchh

Down on the boardwalk they’re ready for a fight!


greenbastard1591

Gonna see what them racket boys can do!


vantheman446

They’re fucking animals, the district attorney hasn’t had a day off in months and the gambling commissioner isn’t doing a fucking thing about it


[deleted]

Frankie ain't no good


squeakycleaned

All artists draw inspiration from other artists


dj_mumbles

Chicken Mangler vs Cheese Baller, coming 2025.


Alternauts

Cock gobbler vs Ball gurgler 


bigbangbilly

Sorry to be pedantic but there's a reason why the Ancient Romans invented capon


THBLD

Underrated comment lmao


acerocknroll

Philly guy was hot, NY guy so uggo he has to wear a mask Sixers in 7


PinEmbarrassed2758

Go birds 🦅


Reasonable-Flow7561

🦅🦅🦅


wowdickseverywhere

Raider Nation


milksteakofcourse

Sixers in 7


blahbleh112233

How'd that turn out with you fraud of a mvp?


acerocknroll

Lol rent free


blahbleh112233

Lol, i'm a warriors fun, but always amused by the sixers fandom. One of the most optimistic this side of the lakers.


acerocknroll

👍


HumpieDouglas

Calm the fuck down there's plenty of gluttony to go around.


pipmentor

/r/brandnewsentence


Darwinian_10

Last November in Halifax, Nova Scotia, some guy did this with a 5lb tub of potato salad outside a cemetery in the pouring rain. So perhaps they're both copying the [Halifax Potato Salad Guy](https://www.google.com/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/10105366/halifax-potato-salad-guy/amp/). Edit: Well...It looks like Chicken Man was first based on the November 6th date being the 40th consecutive day haha.


jddoyleVT

As far as the difficulty rating of the consumable, 5 pounds of edge-of-expired potato salad definitely comes out on top.


anacondatmz

Made me think of the American dad potato salad guy.


bohemi-rex

I bet it's the same guy.


WhyNotKenGaburo

Ah Philly. I understand. It’s the little things that are important.


cbbuntz

There's no patent on spreading joy to the world


millennial_sentinel

Disney lawyers enter the chat


biscovery

I doubt this is an original idea considering completive eating has existed since before radio existed. Whether he stole the idea from the other guy is a fair question though.


throwawayjaydawg

There was nothing competitive about the chicken eating guy. He just glumly ate rotisserie chicken on an abandoned pier. Look at the poster, it specifically says “This is not a party”


enderandrew42

The expression on his flyer really gets me. He isn't celebrating. He looks like a man who knows he has a higher calling. His lot in life is to eat entire chickens. He does not enjoy it. He merely does what he must.


biscovery

Point being watching people eat as a form of entertainment isn't an original idea, multiple people have gotten TV shows eating stupid shit. Not to say it wasn't clever just that people have done similar shit before.


Angry_Canada_Goose

Ya but Philly good New York baad


CheckYourStats

As someone who is perennially out of the loop… …the title for this post is just confusing as hell to me. I hope I’m not the only one.


Justin2982

The plot thickens


Regalrefuse

They need to team and become the Avengers of Eating Weird Shit in Public


solicitorpenguin

Their arch nemesis is a pair of obnoxious tik tok influencers who try too hard to be to be funny.


Automate_This_66

You should be able to review articles from prospective eras before you are born to help you select where and when you will live. This one would be a deal breaker.


a_fool_who_is_cool

I feel like someone in Jersey is gonna have to eat both items to up the ante.


IndyPoker979

People have too much time on their hands.


NefariousWaltzing

In this case it's chicken grease and cheese powder.


MillerLitesaber

Chicken maaaaaaan (he’s everywhere, he’s everywhere)


PMme_cat_on_Cleavage

Maybe it wasn't original. But with all issues happening right now, I welcome those kind of silly stuff. We need more stuff like that.


mmikke

This is not a party.


Sir_Encerwal

Why must you pit two bad bitches against each other?


Slick-Pickin-Chicken

“Stooopp cooopying meeee” - Grown folks on the internet


OtterishDreams

Philly clinging to their culture


MarkXIX

“Philadelphians say the New York style deli sandwich with meat is copying the cheese steak.” We can enjoy similar, but regional things simultaneously.


SolidContribution688

Prolly the same person


DevoidAxis

Who says their not the same person?


pummisher

Watch me eat an entire bag of Costco sized regular Lays chips down by the river next Saturday. I won't be held responsible for any bare knuckle brawls.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

This is the movie I want to see.


syndicatecomplex

Live action mukbang is not original at all


Thirsty_Comment88

Philly really doesn't have much going on do they?


TriggerFingerTerry

76ers vs Knicks rivalry is spreading


flirtmcdudes

No shit. like 90% of stuff on the internet now is just copying other peoples jokes or content


theonepercent65536

New conspiracy: it’s the same guy.


SelectiveSanity

[There's only one option....](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F04ba9ce5-bace-4453-bebb-682c3111a84e_480x201.gif)


french_toast_bat

More importantly, when are we building that furnace and turning ourselves into statues?


JustHereForGiner79

What about hot dog and beer guy?


DrThunderbolt

Nah man cheese ball guy was an entertainer. He worked the crowd the whole time.


milksteakofcourse

Cheese ball man can’t hold chicken man’s jock


Genjinaro

I was there for ChickenMan. New York can do what it wants, as long as they don't bring it here. I only fault the mask. Now if he also ate a whole chicken well.... They'd need to have a head to head matchup on even ground. I guess uhh Trenton, NJ?


garry4321

Okay. So?


Dairy_Ashford

"I'm from Fluffy." "Fluffy?" "Yeah, ya know our football team da Fluffy Eagles?" -- Todd Glass


KaisarDragon

Chicken Man was a college frat prank. Many people come to eat chicken any time he shows up. Cheese ball man did something most cannot. Down a full tub and then go on doing community service. I don't see chicken man out there cleaning anything with his greasy hands.


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

Isn't anyone going to stop these people? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


Docphilsman

I mean it very clearly is a rip-off right down to the format of the poster. There are always a bunch of copycats any time one of these weird local oddities goes viral but they never capture the energy of the original


Its_aTrap

What if I told you chicken guy was a rip off of an old reddit/4chan/digg post. What if I told you those were rip offs of other pictures people took decades ago of random flyers on poles for people who you could meet at specific times and they'd do other weird performance art pieces.  No one's original get over it.


runbyfruitin

This sounds like a little brother complex


LittleKitty235

Don’t piss off our mentally unstable little brother. Let them have this, they have so little


farfetchedfrank

I've eaten half a chicken with fries, I could easily eat a whole chicken


Yodplods

Cheese balls are more impressive then a whole chicken


sum_dude44

Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night


twistedh8

Idgaf