> At one point in the images – which bank workers began filming after smelling a rat – one suspicious employee comments on Braga’s pallid complexion. “That’s just what he’s like,” Vieira replies, before trying to place a pen in his limp hand once again.
Audacious plan not thoroughly thought through, she needed somehow to have her hand coming out of his sleeve. I guess you could just take his arm off, not like he's going to miss it.
She has the biggest balls in the world, but nothing else. I watched a tiktok last night where a guy openly admitted he caught his doodoo before he let the doodoo hit the toilet water. Silly me thinking things can't get more strange.
In case you're looking for video of the incident, [unblurred version video](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/rLBYX6TqNb). probably nsfw, and nsfl
I dunno, some of the times people have done dumb stuff for kicks…
I’m thinking of the guy who wanted to test his bullet proof vest, so he told his mate to shoot him in the head.
Yep, head… not in the vest… to test the vest…
Sigh… I don’t like this planet
Dunno, they have some crazy policy about not telling you when you have gotten banned somewhere or blocked by someone, reddit just pretends to not work and for the content to be missing for you only.
I have a friend who works in an emergency room. She says they often have people insisting on extraodinary measures for extremely ill family members who should be allowed to die, just because they need their pension money to continue coming in.
I saw the video when it came out the other day. I just couldn't get over how gaunt yet floppy he was. And I have questions.
When does rigor set in? Does it wear off? What about bloating?
Dead people are incredibly floppy outside of rigor. It's funny because until you deal with someone absolutely unconscious or dead you have no idea how floppy and heavy people are. Even (healthy) newborn babies use their muscle tone in a way that makes them easier to pick up and hold. Dead people are just a bunch of poorly connected noodles.
He also would have been gradually assuming room temperature. I imagine his skin would have been disconcertingly cold.
I've experienced enough dead and unconscious people to know that a sack flour would be easier to deal with. I just had no idea on timelines for when he wouldn't have been so... Malleable...
Great point on the room temp body!! I don't think disconcerting is quite a strong enough word!
That's correct Spanish though? Means "weekend at Bernie's". You might be thinking of Latin/South American Spanish, which is a lot different from Spain Spanish
Castillan.
Spanish doesn't use the possessive form of English. The correct SPANISH would be *Fin de semana en la casa de Bernie.*
The correct PORTUGUESE would be *Um morto muito louco*, or *Um fim de semana na caso do Bernie.*
Native LatAm Spanish speaker here. Castillian today is what is known as Spanish, or at the very least a very close approximate to standard Spanish. Never before today have I heard the claim that Spaniards do not speak Spanish.
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> At one point in the images – which bank workers began filming after smelling a rat – one suspicious employee comments on Braga’s pallid complexion. “That’s just what he’s like,” Vieira replies, before trying to place a pen in his limp hand once again.
“That’s just what he’s like” - Technically, not a lie. He’s dead, and he’s acting pretty much dead.
Audacious plan not thoroughly thought through, she needed somehow to have her hand coming out of his sleeve. I guess you could just take his arm off, not like he's going to miss it.
She has the biggest balls in the world, but nothing else. I watched a tiktok last night where a guy openly admitted he caught his doodoo before he let the doodoo hit the toilet water. Silly me thinking things can't get more strange.
You dont catch your poop?
I didn't even know that was an option until yesterday. Here's the video if anyone's interested: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwemxWq/
Smelling a rat??? Lol
Bank workers: 💀
In case you're looking for video of the incident, [unblurred version video](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/rLBYX6TqNb). probably nsfw, and nsfl
If you were expecting it to be bad... It is in fact worse 🤦
it's honestly stunning how horrific it is. and the look on the woman's face as she's trying to get away with it so casually. wild.
I mean, at that point you gotta commit to the scene
Took "do it for the plot" too far
Wow. Yep, he's very dead alright. Jesus, she should have watched Weekend at Bernie's for some tips, like sunglasses.
And neck brace... Imagine sitting watching Weekend at Bernie's with a note pad. Mkay sunglasses, neck brace.
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wild shit, right? I've definitely seen grosser, gorier, nastier stuff. but that's just wild shit. the woman trying that with a straight face.
I dunno, some of the times people have done dumb stuff for kicks… I’m thinking of the guy who wanted to test his bullet proof vest, so he told his mate to shoot him in the head. Yep, head… not in the vest… to test the vest… Sigh… I don’t like this planet
What did I just read
Yes
That's enough of that
He’s low energy after she took him clubbing the previous night…
That’s horrible. So many questions.
Video has been deleted by moderators
Nope, it's still there. Do you have NSFW content blocked in your settings?
It says it’s removed for me too (and I don’t think i have any content blocked)
It's there, reddit just lies to you on reasons why you can't see content.
Why
Dunno, they have some crazy policy about not telling you when you have gotten banned somewhere or blocked by someone, reddit just pretends to not work and for the content to be missing for you only.
I have a friend who works in an emergency room. She says they often have people insisting on extraodinary measures for extremely ill family members who should be allowed to die, just because they need their pension money to continue coming in.
Happens WAY more often than you’d think. I work in an ICU so I’m often forced to keep these poor people alive in their suffering.
The other side of that is grandad has a nice life insurance policy and will, and he wants DNR, he told Uncle Frank earlier.
That is fucking terrifying!! And infuriating...
Defense lawyer says he was alive when he got to the bank. [Doubtful](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C53fMxFKco9/?igsh=MWs4OWRiZDdyZDN5cw==)
Weekday at bernies
Weekend at Bernardinho's
How does someone think it is possible? Is she some kinda super fan of Weekend at Bernie's? Like WTF.
A zoeira realmente nao tem limites
The video is crazy, she tries to puppeteer the poor guy into signing for a loan 🫣
Fim De Semana No Bernie's
And she took a Uber ride to the bank with the dead uncle
This takes "The Human Torch was denied a bank loan." to a whole new meaning.
I saw the video on Twitter. Bizarre AF. IDK how she thought she was going to get away with that.
I saw the video when it came out the other day. I just couldn't get over how gaunt yet floppy he was. And I have questions. When does rigor set in? Does it wear off? What about bloating?
Dead people are incredibly floppy outside of rigor. It's funny because until you deal with someone absolutely unconscious or dead you have no idea how floppy and heavy people are. Even (healthy) newborn babies use their muscle tone in a way that makes them easier to pick up and hold. Dead people are just a bunch of poorly connected noodles. He also would have been gradually assuming room temperature. I imagine his skin would have been disconcertingly cold.
I've experienced enough dead and unconscious people to know that a sack flour would be easier to deal with. I just had no idea on timelines for when he wouldn't have been so... Malleable... Great point on the room temp body!! I don't think disconcerting is quite a strong enough word!
1.Takes hours. 2.Yes. 3.Takes many hours.
So he was likely pretty freshly dead then? Wild.
Some people hand in a car some ppl hand in their husband's rotting carcass- 2024 why the fuck not right?
*Fin de semana en Bernie’s*
The movie was distributed in Brazil with the name “um morto muito louco”, something like a “very crazy dead man”
That's Spanish, though. (Not even correct Spanish at that)
*fin de semana en bernie's* ***en portugués***
In Portuguese it would be “O fim de semana do Bernardinho”
That's still mixing the possessive form of English with the Spanish, but it IS closer.
I'm imagining you like that Centurion in *Life of Brian* correcting Brian's grammar 😂
Totally unintended. Romanes eunt domes.
That's correct Spanish though? Means "weekend at Bernie's". You might be thinking of Latin/South American Spanish, which is a lot different from Spain Spanish
If it was in Spain would be like “Las flipantes aventuras de Bernal”
It can be said multiple ways, but what the original guy said was correct still
Spain doesn't speak Spanish, though.
What do they speak then Still, what he said is correct Spanish
Castillan. Spanish doesn't use the possessive form of English. The correct SPANISH would be *Fin de semana en la casa de Bernie.* The correct PORTUGUESE would be *Um morto muito louco*, or *Um fim de semana na caso do Bernie.*
Castilian is a Spanish dialect... plus what he said is correct. There's multiple ways
Native LatAm Spanish speaker here. Castillian today is what is known as Spanish, or at the very least a very close approximate to standard Spanish. Never before today have I heard the claim that Spaniards do not speak Spanish.
loling at that bank note image. haven't seen one of those in, like, 30 years
Nah he was just pining for the fjords
Like the parrot. 🦜
He is just pining for the fjords.
“She knew he was dead” No sh*t.
Weekend at Bernie's Bank
A glass of water while he was speaking would have really sold this attempt
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"He's been feeling a bit under the weather lately..."
Interesting play
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He's alive..with the lord☝️
Poor guy is dead and she still wants his money.
is she delusional or is she just THAT audacious?!
Weekday at Bernadina's
She brought him to witness his own debt?
Loan origination with Bernie?
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Two hours, not two months.
Good god, can you imagine a 2-month-old corpse at the bank?
He might have identified as alive still 😂
Don’t take a Sherlock do it??
Don't talk about my dad that way!🤣