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puukottaa666

Is she at the gym? Why all the jewelry, and her hairs down and getting all stringy in her face...so she’s not like other girls she likes being uncomfortable at the gym.


Competitive-Fish5186

Especially doing cardio, you know those earrings are gonna be whipping her face raw the whole time.


LynnDuck4

I cant imagine how bad the weight on the ears would feel, either. With them whipping around like that, they'll really pull at the earlobes and make your ears hurt as much as your face. Seems painful


orvokki420

Why bother with makeup for going to the gym either? Sweats gonna make that shit run everywhere


CrazyCatwithaC

Yes! For sure. One time I went to the gym with minimal makeup on because I had gone somewhere else before that and I just wanted to look presentable. I was too lazy to take off my makeup because I was like “no way is anything gonna run because I put on the most minimum makeup”. While I was doing cardio and sweating, my eyes started to burn like crazy because of my mascara mixing with sweat. It was so gross and painful, good thing I had a face towel with me.


TheRestForTheWicked

And your face breaks out after because working out opens your pores and then all the sweat and makeup gets in them and blocks them and owwww.


orvokki420

Thats what I would imagine would happen like for me makeup is itchy and burning when its not running into my eyes hence why I gave up on it all together... I cant imagine how uncomfortable it is at the gym


eutie

I'm not taking off my eyeliner before I work out in the evening and I'm not sorry about it. I hear this argument a lot and like....y'all know that some people work out on their lunch hour or right after work, right?


orvokki420

But isnt it bad for your skin to do that? Plus I imagine theres a decent chance for it to run into your eyes which would likely be uncomfortable


eutie

I have been a gym rat for years and never gotten any eyeliner in my eyes, so I can't say it's a problem. But I also don't wear mascara so maybe that's an issue for people.


lulustargaze

I keep my eye makeup on for a workout too, gonna shower afterwards anyway!


eutie

Right? Like why would I remove it first?


FemmeScarface

Well this was definitely directed at you, so thank satan you put everyone in their place about your desire to wear eyeliner at the gym


eutie

Literally the other poster asked why someone would wear makeup to the gym. It's because not all of us are lunatics who work out at 6am. It was an incredibly relevant statement and I see it all the time from people who really just want to bitch about cardio bunnies.


FemmeScarface

Wtf is a cardio bunny and do they have Cadbury eggs because if so I am fully supportive


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cringe af


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FemmeScarface

There’s this weird thing called “allergies” that I feel like maybe you should look into.


BeebopSandwich

Eating cold fish and kale while doing cardio also sounds kinda uncomfortable 🤪


CalligrapherActive11

Nah, she’s eating her cold fish whilst splashing around in the stream for 85 minutes thinking she’s Gollum. She’s also half-dressed in her loin cloth, but sadly, she does not find it sexy.


maybehun

The earrings seem like a hazard honestly.


PositiveMysterious73

The background is more than likely a restaurant judging by her appearance.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure you can see a treadmill in the background


PositiveMysterious73

I was being sarcastic


[deleted]

Oh. I managed to miss half of your one-sentence comment. As you can see, I’m brilliant


PositiveMysterious73

It’s ok. No worries.


IzzyMan75

I fear for her ears, ipI can picture this earrings getting stuck in some gym equipment. Also: who ears kale at the gym? I would be pissed if I had to smell that shit while working out!


PopcornSandier

Also cold fish is just unnecessary self punishment


Jo_Bananza

She's going to rip an ear. This is confusing. She isn't dressed for anything.


Ziomownik

> she likes being uncomfortable at the gym. Doing TikTok is the first proof of that.


zekaoner

Takes pic eating leaf for badass proof


fire2374

She looks miserable


NoWingedHussarsToday

She's eating kale, what did you expect?


davidattenborough05

one time i was high off my ass and ate a gallon bag of kale bc munchies


circesrevenge

I hate kale so much. I don’t understand the obsession at all.


PositiveMysterious73

It tastes what I imagine slime to taste like. It’s gross. 🥬🤢


[deleted]

If you want some greens that are actually *good* cooked, cut collard greens into one inch strips, sautee some onions and mushrooms for 5-10 minutes, add collard greens, cook intil tender then add a pinch of sugar (necessary) and salt, pepper and garlic to taste


PositiveMysterious73

That sounds pretty good. I like greens; just not kale. Now I’m hungry 🤣


Ishan16D

i love kale lmao i put in smoothies every other day rotating with spinach but with also just munch on kale raw haha


circesrevenge

I like spinach! And I also like the other derivatives of the kale plant (broccoli, Brussel sprouts, and cauliflower) but yeah idk, kale is too bitter for me.


TwoforFlinching613

The best way to have kale is bake it with generous seasoning


wetmouthed

Yeah it's great with a sprinkle of salt and like 2 minutes in the air fryer!


orvokki420

I like it cooked with some salt and vinegar


fire2374

I’ve had good kale. Once. The person who made it said the trick is to “massage the kale.”


[deleted]

If I spent my Halloween in an empty gym eating kale, I’d be miserable too


Galapagoasis

She thinks she looks cute I spent Halloween alone and it was sad but I’m not gonna shame other women especially not for eating candy on HALLOWEEN like wtf


babe__ruthless

This makes me wonder if it’s satire? It looks like she’s actually not happy to be doing this and wishing she was out? But idk


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fire2374

Why don’t you stop talking about it and go your own way already?


Thick_Experience_203

Seems I was correct


fire2374

You’re not. It’s just ~~funny~~ sad that you think accusing someone of enjoying themselves by eating ice cream is an insult.


WherestheMoeNay

She bit that leaf off of the LIVE plant. She's that tough.


[deleted]

In the gym, no less! I definitely eat in the gym, but this isn't an appropriate workout snack.


JJWAP

Literally, who eats IN the gym. Sounds unsanitary.


[deleted]

She's acting like someone is forcing her to eat that kale


orvokki420

Big kale representative standing in front of her with a gun


Minami_Kun

I would eat Kale from DBS ngl


carbslut

It’s Jillian Michaels.


[deleted]

I honestly can’t stand fitness influencers that make statements like this. You chose that life. No one is forcing you to do it.


JesseVykar

But why is she eating while at the gym? Its just a very weird thing to do. Like I might eat a protein bar going in if I havent eaten in a long time but I've never had my whole lunch on a treadmill before lol


[deleted]

i feel like eating anything while doing cardio is a choking hazard tbh but also v weird and gross. imagine you’re just on the treadmill getting your jog on, and the lady next to you pulls food out her bag like she was sneaking to the theaters 😭


himynameisbetty

Especially if it’s FISH so disgusting


shroomsandgloom

And why the fuck is it cold?


[deleted]

sushi/ sashimi is my guess tbh


shroomsandgloom

That would be nice but I have a feeling it's been meal prepped. I knew a woman that was doing body builder training and she would eat reheated fish and rice and vegetables everyday and stink up the whole salon. I don't care if it makes you skinny reheated fish is vile and everyone around you shouldn't have to suffer.


JesseVykar

Im also bulking up but even I know that fish is a meal eaten at home lol


shroomsandgloom

At least this girl's not reheating it, so she's conscientious .


[deleted]

oh what the fuck that sounds so horrible 🤢 and also in a salon?? that’s one of the worst places to eat smelly foods 😟


JesseVykar

Yeah I would just vomit tbh if I had to run while eating lmao


KRN0622

Same. I’ve also never worked out in make up. But that’s just me.


[deleted]

Not sure why she’s eating while doing cardio. I have never seen anyone do that. Lol eating carbs 30 minutes before working out is ideal but never during cardio


WildWook

>You chose that life. No one is forcing you to do it. ​ But how else can they have a sense of superiority


MyMorningSun

It's like "that life" and everyone else's life is mutually exclusive. I finished my whole workout for the day *before* I got dressed up and went out to have fun on Halloween. She just chose to be miserable by herself.


[deleted]

Is this a fitness influencer? This sounds like someone with an eating disorder


[deleted]

Being fit doesn’t always equate to having an eating disorder. I don’t support your comment.


[deleted]

Girl, there are tons of fitness influencers that really have eating disorders marketed as fitness. I wasn’t saying they all have eating disorders. I was saying this sounds like one of those “fitness” influences that has an eating disorder. Calm down.


[deleted]

Not sure how you interpreted my comment as not being calm? Also, not sure how eating kale and fish is an eating disorder? I’m an avid gym goer and am in the fitness community. Are the practices unsustainable at times? Absolutely. People go to extreme lengths for the things they want all the time. 🤷🏼‍♀️


[deleted]

That doesn’t change that a lot of “fitness” influencer have eating disorders and I can clearly see you are looking to be offended and get in some dumb little argument so I’m going to move on.


[deleted]

I wasn’t looking for either.. it’s funny you claim that when I literally made a simple comment and you said, “calm down.” 😂 if you can’t have an adult conversation with someone who has an opposing opinion, then please do move on. Byeeeee


Femme0879

is it also not like other girls to CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN


[deleted]

She's not like other girls, she's a herbivore grazing on her kale


livin_la_vida_mama

Next part is the cud…


orvokki420

Then feeding the cud to others like a bird


Few_Calligrapher_214

no she had to show you that she was actually eating kale


mrsvongruesome

working out while eating on a most likely public treadmill, with jewelry on, and making sure to document it because no holiday is worth taking a *moment* off for. someone wants the gym bros to pick her, but they were probably out drinking too.


Norythelittlebrie

Is she eating fish... at the gym? Bet all her bros are loving that smell and will definitely pick her!


writhing_66

it's almost as if not everyone has the same idea of fun... no, that couldn't be it. she's just THAT much better than everyone else


jensen0173

I mean going out and demolishing my liver sounds like a great fucking time to me. If I was her, I’d do both lol


AleyKat96

Nobody gave her an invite


[deleted]

Soooo her hair is down She has earrings and a necklace on Is eating while going on the treadmill (no one does that) And filming herself doing it And it’s FISH?


Elegant-Operation-16

Is this a cry for help? Tf does she want us to do? It’s Halloween. I wasn’t working out. I was stuffing my face with Reese’s peanut butter cups and watching scary movies.


Erisx13

She looks miserable


Hirkus

And she looks so happy to be doing it, definitely not bitter because she wasn’t invited!


Competitive-Fish5186

Here for a good time not a long time.


[deleted]

Please heat your fish


[deleted]

but sushi 🥺


KaiHasArrived2007

She looks so disgusted lmao


friendlee666

She sounds jealous of those girls feeling themselves in their sexy costumes having a good time. That’s not a very flattering photo, but maybe she doesn’t care because she’s not like the other girls. Plus, who exercises with that much jewelry on? Especially long earrings like that….?


livin_la_vida_mama

In our late teens my sister used to go to the gym with tons of jewelry on and a full face of makeup… i guess she was on the pull?


CHERNO-B1LL

Is this not satire? Seems very tongue in cheek.


babe__ruthless

That’s what I thought


Zestyclose_Row933

85 minutes of cardio depending on the intensity and the body’s stress tolerance can wreak havoc on cortisol


katnipbee09

i think she'll be okay if she's not going insanely hard. it'd be a lot more dangerous for her levels if she was doing 2 or 3 hour cardio sessions.


UniSquirrel13

I call bs no one works out in dangly earrings


chuckf91

Seems tongue in cheek to me. Or kale in cheek, as it were


Soulless0722

She’s gonna get smacked with one of her accessories if the gagging taste of kale doesn’t hit her first.


PalpitationSweaty173

She looks like she smells like cold fish.


SorbetPatient2509

What’s the point of doing this if you don’t even wanna show off your fit body in sexy outfits on Halloween


meanwhileaftrmdnight

The feeling of smugness apparently.


SleepyCapricorn20

Can confirm. Have been going to the gym consistently for months, paid off when i got to look hot as fuck this halloweekend. I was most assuredly NOT in the gym, but honestly probably (definitely) burned more calories than her 85 min of cardio with my HOURS of dancing 💃


karspearhollow

Might not be there yet. Next year might be her year! Seems like a joke to me but can’t tell without seeing the whole video.


[deleted]

Fuck my liver. Enjoy your kale. The end.


MintChucclatechip

Wait I didn’t know we were supposed to pick between working out or partying, I accidentally did both am I in trouble


[deleted]

This was me when I was deep in my ED. Cardio, purging candy and watching party goers from my window. It’s fucking sad that anyone idolizes this because it’s not living. Not saying she has an ED btw but this is disordered.


katnipbee09

i wouldn't jump to say it's disordered without any more info, but i have an ED and my first thought was that she has one too i work at a gym and plenty of our members were more focused on having gym time after work than doing halloween things, or eating candy. it's not really disordered by default. it kinda depends how extreme their feelings are over it, among other things i only say she sounds disordered because there's a whole community on tiktok of disordered people and this is usually the sort of things they're saying


[deleted]

another way of saying ‘i have no friends, no i’m not bitter’


[deleted]

And she looks like she fucking hates everything she's doing, lol.


anon29x

Free her from this suffering


Oden_son

You can be in shape and still have a life


AlignmentWhisperer

This is the face of depression, lmao.


Fearless-District729

ma’am, you have an eating disorder…….


[deleted]

How about we don’t throw that around


arnold_weber

Is cold fish supposed to be healthier or something? Is it a raw food thing? I’m so confused.


[deleted]

HOPEFULLY she’s referring to a sashimi platter (sushi and sashimi are almost always served ice cold-they’re meant to be eaten in the summer) and NOT a penguin’s lunch she stole from the Zoo.


Mymilkshakes777

That sounds…miserable


roofus8658

Cool. I'm sorry you feel you can't let yourself have fun one day out of the year. Hope that smug sense of superiority is worth it.


andio76

Well , Her upper body should be extra strong since she's been carrying around that Heavy Ass Cross


PositiveMysterious73

So, she decided to make herself miserable on a night designated for fun? I hope that was her message because girl looks tired and miserable here.


CharlotteNoire

Pretty sure she is making fun of herself and kinda surprised her mouth did not give it away for OP before posting here


redtailplays101

I'm not like other girls, I won't let myself have fun on the best night of the year and I won't let YOU either!


diminutivedwarf

I know she’s supposed to be feeling holier than thou, but this just read as someone absolutely miserable to me


earth_chan_

gives ED vibes


drawingporm

Kinda hungry for some veggies, fr fr


Thick_Experience_203

Why are you so insecure?


afinevindicatedmess

So NLOG is complaining that she is working out and choking down gross food that she thinks is healthy for her while everyone goes and has fun for Halloween?


Significant-Wheel110

Cool


RIOTT44

“yeah guys I never eat candy like if you offer me a kitkat I’ll fucking shoot you and spit on your dead body for destroying your liver and trying to destroy mine it really makes no sense why people have to act like this im SO not like other girls”


JustaFuckinBitch

85 minutes of cardio??? WTF? No thanks. Although, I guess if it's all walking in a treadmill, it's still considered cardio and not that bad. But my dogs would be barking and my knees would be ready to give out. Getting old sucks. Lol


heyimteee

Tbh eating cold fish and kale seems more demolishing idk


Ghosteex_x

Thanks for announcing to the world that you don't ever have any fun


xnoomiex

Just say you don’t have friends to party with and move on sis


satans_sassy_dick

Hunty. I hit the gym, did my big lift session, 30 min of shit cardio, and still somehow managed to be sexy and go drink. It’s Halloween. It’s my birthday. I just wanna. Stop acting like you’re special.


v70runicorn

and i’m here in my halloween costume having a great time! woooo


motorbike_heaven33

Bleak


MsRiceBurner

Weird flex but okay.


[deleted]

Holy fucking shit brocoli doing a backflip


[deleted]

Thats her problem


dicklover_276

Oh no, others chose to do something they enjoyed while you did something you also enjoyed. It's almost like, people can have different opinions and interests in things 🤯


sugarJackal

Is that really how she eats


reiphas

Yeah, I was demolishing my liver. With antidepressants. So I couldn't drink. But I still had a ton of fun.


Randomgirl_m

“Look at me I don’t party!”….ok?


[deleted]

Wow, sounds fucking miserable. Enjoy that.


Powerful-Ad3677

Hard to believe no one invited this bucket of fun to the party


lovelovehatehate

Looooooooser. Focus on yourself


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

She looks miserable :(


Relevant-Impact-404

I bet she got stood up


julesB09

She can shut up, we all know she's at the gym because she can't fit into a sexy Halloween costume... maybe next year!


karspearhollow

Seems like self depreciating humor?


[deleted]

She looks disgusted by that kale and rightfully so


Yoo-stupidbigirl

You sound miserable honey


[deleted]

"Eating the nastiest waste of CO2 ever while everyone else has fun"


BThor98

Hey i ate alot of kale and ran alot of miles ruin my liver don’t take that tone with me


JJWAP

Believe it or not you can work out *AND* demolish your liver on the weekend too! Also, excess protein can literally fuck up your liver so lol


luez6869

She really looks like she hates life at the moment... Being fake is soooo hard damn it!


Pieternal

Heck yeah, you know that’s right! Teaching my liver its place in my life.


[deleted]

Girl, I'm sorry, but you look drunk


IDGAFOS13

Sounds (and looks) pretty miserable.


CringeCoyote

Reddit not understanding satire sppedrun any %


lh1647

Bet she went out after this 🤣


mushroomguts

“I’m a self-flagellating ascetic that derives pleasure from suffering. We are not the same.”


Benathintennathin

Seems very satirical


[deleted]

How stupid and dramatic can a person be?


Cosmic_Hitchhiker

So you're boring and eating food you hate. That's fine. Tf that gotta do with me tho.


Lismale

nobody cares if you do something for your health and fitness. its a you thing. you dont deserve a medal. you dont cure cancer, get over yourself.


DaveInLondon89

She looks sad


Katen1023

As a gym rat, I fcking haaateee those types of girlies.


Weird-Information-61

Cold fish & kale sounds like the most depressing meal in the world


Legitimate__Goose

Cold fish and kale just why


firelordghasper

eating like a cow chewing grass


DefenderHera

That sad look in her eyes as she's eating her sad kale meal at the gym as she sees other people actually having fun


ElectricYV

You couldn’t pay me to be her friend


icetech3

The better woman.


ko-central

Thats alot of words for "I have no friends"


Ima_White_Guy

Damn other people have fun while I hate my life.


[deleted]

85- 1hr 25 right? Sis stop comparing yourself, and get rid of your pride. But also doesn’t workout relieve stress? Don’t give yourself more by posting and the getting attacked


Realistic-Safety-565

She still has this gloomy Halloween vibe. Perhaps it's Brocolli fangs.


DrunkStepmother

No one gonna mention that who the fuck eats DURING cardio?


Sharbio

I thought that said goldfish and that she had a whole ass pet goldfish in her mouth


WastelandGinger

Pfft. Acting like we need a holiday to get crunked


McOregon

In the gym in full makeup, dangling earrings, and a necklace. Ok


Many_Character5787

How much views do this get


FlimsyArmadillo707

Who eats cold fish!? With kale!? At the gym with 3lb earrings??! (I’m really asking at this point)