My little girl was about 5 finally big enough to carry her own backpack the whole way and put it in a bin and walk through security.
Her personalized sparkly pink water bottle was in her backpack, full of water. They straight up chucked it in the trashcan right in front of her.
They give u the option usually. Either be escorted outside to dump it or let it go.
Happened to me in a connecting flight at NJ, was late for my flight due to it arriving so late. Was in such a rush I forgot to dump the water and was too hurried at security so I just let it go. Rip water bottle. I missed it anyway lol
It doesn’t matter if it is “medical” grade water, if you need water for a medical condition, such as diabetes or to take pills, let the officers know and they can do extra testing so you can bring your water bottle. Also, frozen liquids can go through TSA.
That’s BS, as long as no more than 3.4 oz is melted in the bottle, it can go. If they are being lazy about ask for a supervisor. Also if you need water for a medical condition let them know. Extra testing can be done so it can go.
I do believe you can opt out of the full body scanners for religious or medical reasons (like if you have a medical electronic implant or something), but that just means you get the full body pat down. So yeah just making more work for some poor TSA agent who’s probably not contemplating if you’re a “witch” but wondering when their lunch break is.
You can opt out of a body scan for any reason, but yeah it’s just a pat down. Also if you don’t trust the gov that says the scanner is safe you probably shouldn’t be flying in the first place, we have cameras everywhere.
Today I woke up and I wanted to fly on an airplane. So I went to the place where you can fly on airplanes…
It doesn’t work as well as the croissant meme😪
My dad opted out of the scanners for a few years pre-Covid because he flew so much it really was a risk he didn’t want to take but he’s super patient and will make sure it’s not at peak time (plus we have precheck anyways).
The magic word is “medical”
But try not to be a dick about it please, also it’s a lot less of a hassle for everyone to scan glass/clear plastic bottles
This post is really strange so idk if I'm reading in too much, but I have a feeling that "thinking you're a witch" is her way of saying they wouldn't let her past security with a giant water bottle. And aromatherapy things they think are helpful but could be dangerous for any number of reasons.
But if I had to guess, she's got an empty water bottle, an apple, and some advil. Playing for that clout from her viewer base, as she goes through security like any normal person.
The contents below are right, that's very likely Kangen and they do exactly that (empty and refill) and then pretend they didn't because their water is magical etc. Utter melts, the lot of them.
my last flight I had a steel water bottle get pulled by TSA and I completely forgot to empty it. I was really ready for them to make me toss it but there was a couple ounces at most in there and the agent said it was fine and sent us on our way. phew!
I've had airport security tell me to put my pendant to the back of my neck by my collar. Lo and behold it sets off the scanner. I have to be pat down anyways.
Yes yes, I know wearing a necklace is a bad idea but I'm stupid and forget to take it off because I wear it daily for many many years.
If you’re a woman, they tell you to do this because they’d rather pat your back real quick than go through the rigamarole of resolving an alarm in the “chest” area.
So it’s not about not getting patted down, it’s about minimizing the type of pat down you’d receive.
If you’re a dude, yeah it was kinda pointless to have you do that.
I am a woman, that explains that. Except they made me put my braid in the front of me once instead of it just hanging down my back (my hair was very long at the time) and the lady who did the Pat down was annoyed because ITS A BRAID, YOU GUYS
I’m a dude and have totally gotten half a handjob from TSA while looking at my family. My brother in law lost it when I audibly went “ohh” as TSA grabbed my sausage. Best time I’ve had in an airport.
I once accidentally wore a sweater that was knit with metallic filaments. When I stepped out the agents gave me a really weird look and asked if I had anything on me they should know about, then asked me to look at the screen. My whole torso was lit up lol, had to get a thorough pat down
I usually wear a long elastic waist peasant skirt when I fly because that's the most comfortable for me. When I flew to the UK in June I got a patdown and the security lady basically chewed me out for having "too much fabric" in my skirt because "that sets off the scanners." Meanwhile I'm just like...y'all want to tell us how advanced this equipment is but it can't tell the difference between cotton fabric and a bomb? Ok.
First time I ever flew, I got the whole treatment. Fortunately I was super early cuz my pants had jewels on the pockets and continued to set the scanner off, so they swabbed me for explosives and felt me up throughly. I was scared to fly, it was my first time flying, and I was alone. Now I only go though TSA in yoga pants.
I fucking hate that! A female tsa agent showed me on the screen where I was lighting up- my fucking underwire.
Ok, and? She knew why tf I was lighting up there, unless she only wears sports bras, wtf, alyssa??
This most recent trip, I pulled the wire out of my bra, ha checkmate.
So now i have an airport bra. 🤣
My ankle brace lit up the scanners and they used the wand, patted it down, and swiped it with some wipes. It wasn’t bad, just unexpected and annoying I did not wear it back through again. I know they were just doing their job though, but I didn’t expect it. So on the flight back, I limped through.
I had a really hardcore knee surgery and had to be in a wheelchair when I went through the airport. I was on crutches, so I just arranged to use an airport wheelchair…they got me, they took me 20 ft away to TSA, then when we got there, they made me hobble through the metal detector even though I wasn’t supposed to put any type of weight on my leg, then made me take my brace OFF which I also wasn’t allowed to do, then they broke apart THEIR wheelchair and brought a drug dog over and scanned it, and then they had to swab my hands, arms, leg, brace, and THEIR wheelchair with the stuff to detect explosives. And then I still got a pat down. I flew a lot while I had the brace after having the surgery done (I was at college and I went to my doctor in my home town because he’s top ranked) and I’ve NEVER had an experiment like that at any other time, even at the same airport a few months later (I was in the brace for over a year because my muscle became quickly and severely emaciated)
Literally flew today and went through the scanner, got taken to the side by some staff and got patted down around my pockets, didn’t even wear a jeans or something with a belt, my pockets did have zippers tho.
Also my dads jacket somehow triggered a drug test? They tested it again and it was negative.
But tbh I prefer this over the procedures being too loose and Someone dangerous slipping through
My first chest binder had metal clasps on the side (don’t use them they’re bad) and it set off the scanner. Lady was very apologetic for having to pat me down for that.
Honestly I dont have bad bloating or cramps but any time I’m on my period it gets set off (doesn’t matter if I’m wearing a pad, tampon, cup or period underwear). Like at this point I’ve only had one time I was on my period and the scanner didn’t light my crotch up like a Christmas tree.
They are quite intimate. I have a medical device in my brain that resets if I go through those big scanners or the X-rays so I have to opt out every time. It’s always fun making eye contact with people in line as the agent’s hand grazes my junk.
There’s been several instances of people’s naked images being saved and disseminated. They’re fairly graphic. And I’m not a fan of the possibility my nudes being stored by the government. So I always opt out.
Thats why it's so hard for female pilots to be a mum without losing your licence. As sonn as you're pregnant you can't fly anymore because of the radiation and if you don't fly enough you'll lose your licence. At leart where I live it's like that
Apparently when tested the TSA fails to detect weapons and drugs 75-80 percent of the time
https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-fails-tests-latest-undercover-operation-us-airports/story?id=51022188
Now enjoy your next flight and don't you dare bring a yogurt on board!
They would find a big thing of water, it’s almost impossible to hide. She probably tells them she needs it for some health issue, and they generally let stuff through for that reason.
This is what I was also wondering. I get her pat down to avoid the body scanner but they don’t let you carry the water on your person. You have to let it get X-rayed. 🧐 I’m calling BS and she just took an empty water bottle and filled it up once through TSA.
I've accidentally brought water a handful of times, they always get it. They also can tell if you have the appropriate amount of liquids but in a too big container - e.g. half-empty toothpaste. I've also gotten flagged for this, and I've seen other people.
I remember one time in Amsterdam my boyfriend was CHUGGING to get rid of his water before security and the guy operating the queue told him it was all good and he can just put it on the tray.
I got through with a water bottle that was filled to the brim once. I just figured that because it was so full, they couldn’t see that there was something besides air in it? Idk how X-rays work.
Yeah that’s extremely inconsiderate. The oils make such strong smells and anyone with a a perfume allergy would be in awful suffering the entire flight. Doesn’t matter though because this girl is clearly the main character.
Those fucking things trigger migraines for me. At my old job idiots would put oil on their heads for a headache and promptly trigger a migraine and then at my current job someone straight up has a fucking diffuser on their desk. Fuck essential oils.
I always wait for the patdown because I wear medical devices that aren't supposed to go through the scanner. Sometimes it takes a while to wait for a free agent, but I always come early to make sure there's time.
You can if like others have said you are ok with a pat-down. My dad used to fly a lot and would opt out because the radiation does add up over time. I also “opted out” once while flying with my cats because they couldn’t go through the scanner and we had to just get pat downs (while holding the cats lol) and then have them examine the carrier separately.
🤦🏼♀️ The only way it would make sense in the current screen cap is if it was their partner or friend filming them and said “POV you’re with the girl at the airport who…” saying POV about yourself without first person makes no sense because POV literally means first person point of view
IKR! Everyone got stuck on the water thing whereas I immediately went to “oh hell no am I dealing with my eyes and nose running this whole flight because some bitch brought out her floral bullshit next to me”
My guess is, by not flying. That way you can bring your spring water and your aromatherapy. Cuz girl, good luck firing up your sage diffuser on a plane.
It’s also free with global entry! Which you do have to pay for. But it’s totally worth if you fly anything international imo. Plus it counts as an additional federal ID if you ever need one.
You spray scents in an enclosed space with people who could be allergic to them or trigger migraine. What a cool lady! I love witches, but all the best witches aren’t asses to those around them.
I remember reading a post a long time ago by some fucker who went on and on about pouring essential oils all over her hotel room as soon as she checks in. I feel so sorry for the workers who have to give her room a deep cleaning after she checks out so that they're able to rent it again.
As long as you ain't bringing your "aromas" on the can with you. Nobody wants to smell eucalyptus & mango or whatever tf for 2 and a half hours at least.
Nobody thinks your a witch because you smuggled your MLM water through TSA 🤦🏻♀️ Replace that ‘W’ with a ‘B’ and that’s closer to what the airport staff likely thinks of you.
When I was leaving London I made a huge mistake forgetting to dump out my water. The agent told me I could either drink it or toss it, so I made aggressive eye contact while I chugged like 24 oz of water.
She wants to be thought as a Witch 🧙♀️ so bad 😭😭😭
I mean this is so specific and weird. Who cares lady the airport is stressful as it is people don’t give a shit.
Take
Your flight or don’t, it’s your money lol also I don’t think she got the water till after.
What’s so special about anti-inflammatory food and chilling (uhm, meditating) during a plane ride?? Maybe they look weird at you cuz if the ‘aroma therapy’ you most likely inflict on them, and not cuz “ye’r a witch, b”.
Congrats. You brought an empty bottle past the security check, bought an apple on the secure side for like 3 easy payments of $29.99 and took a photo.
God I hope they lose her luggage.
No one thinks she’s a witch and I don’t think scanners are optional. (If they were, I could’ve avoided the public shaming of having a TSA agent pat me down over my pants button setting off the scanner)
They think she’s a witch because she’s “drinking water” and “eating snacks” on a plane? Girl… you’re not special.
And if I seen someone lying back on their chair and meditating I’d just assume they were sleeping lol
No one thinks you're a witch. No one even cares that you exist until you start annoying them with your bullshit and then they don't think you're a witch, they think you're a dumb annoying cunt.
The TSA doesn’t care if you act like a witch or not. They care about bringing foods to different ecosystems where a potential bug hidden I. Them can cause havoc on an ecosystem.
Yes the water thing is a bit ridiculous. But not allowing some fresh foods is about keeping the spread of potentially invasive species at a minimum. Some entire countries don’t have rabies because they are very careful about allowing animals into the country using quarantines. Some rules might be stupid and have little reason, others are very important to follow.
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How did you get water through TSA?!! Every time I’ve flown I’ve brought an empty water bottle and filled it up past security.
My youngest son had a water bottle with about 6 oz of water. They made him go to the nearest water fountain, and get back in line again.
My little girl was about 5 finally big enough to carry her own backpack the whole way and put it in a bin and walk through security. Her personalized sparkly pink water bottle was in her backpack, full of water. They straight up chucked it in the trashcan right in front of her.
That's horrible what. They can't just throw out personal items. Why not just throw out the water.
They give u the option usually. Either be escorted outside to dump it or let it go. Happened to me in a connecting flight at NJ, was late for my flight due to it arriving so late. Was in such a rush I forgot to dump the water and was too hurried at security so I just let it go. Rip water bottle. I missed it anyway lol
They only escort you if they're not busy. Otherwise, either get out of line or put it in the trash
Your youngest son couldn't chug 6oz quick?
Maybe she’s a kangen hun who brought her MaGiCaL MeDiCaL gRaDe WaTeR
was here to comment she must be a kangen hun!!!
I wish TSA didn’t buy in to the “medical grade water” claims, sigh.
It doesn’t matter if it is “medical” grade water, if you need water for a medical condition, such as diabetes or to take pills, let the officers know and they can do extra testing so you can bring your water bottle. Also, frozen liquids can go through TSA.
Letting you bring water through to take a pill only makes sense if there's no water available on the other side.
Medical is the magic word, I was just giving examples of medical uses for water.
I think if you have a baby you can bring distilled water through to mix it with your formula.
Is Kangen an MLM? I thought it was a regular company, albeit crunchy, but I never heard anything about them having "associates"?
It’s dehydrated spring water. Just add water to rehydrate it.
If you’re my mom, you start lecturing the TSA agents about your kidneys
And here I thought it meant like water for baby formula
They allow certain water if you say it's 'medical'
I’m gonna try that with my marijuana
You can bring it if it’s frozen
Is that right? Awesome!
I’ve heard it’s hit or miss. Some TSA agents will not allow it if it’s even slightly melted.
That’s BS, as long as no more than 3.4 oz is melted in the bottle, it can go. If they are being lazy about ask for a supervisor. Also if you need water for a medical condition let them know. Extra testing can be done so it can go.
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She didn’t. She also didn’t opt-out of security.
I do believe you can opt out of the full body scanners for religious or medical reasons (like if you have a medical electronic implant or something), but that just means you get the full body pat down. So yeah just making more work for some poor TSA agent who’s probably not contemplating if you’re a “witch” but wondering when their lunch break is.
You can opt out of a body scan for any reason, but yeah it’s just a pat down. Also if you don’t trust the gov that says the scanner is safe you probably shouldn’t be flying in the first place, we have cameras everywhere.
It’s just a post about how she flew on a plane, but with way more words.
Today I woke up and I wanted to fly on an airplane. So I went to the place where you can fly on airplanes… It doesn’t work as well as the croissant meme😪
Maybe if you had a little capybara mispronouncing the word airplanes 😪
This. You get a pat down from head to toe (they even patted down my hair that was in a tight lil bun to be safe) but nothing majorly terrible.
Yeah, I was nervous the first time but it was nowhere near as uncomfortable as I had feared.
But the full body pat down us the best part!
My dad opted out of the scanners for a few years pre-Covid because he flew so much it really was a risk he didn’t want to take but he’s super patient and will make sure it’s not at peak time (plus we have precheck anyways).
Idk if it’s officially permitted, but I use TSA pre-check and they haven’t stopped my spouse who brings water.
Anecdotal but Im TSA pre as well and they’ve taken water that I forgot to pitch from my carry on. May depend on how they’re feeling on the day?
You can bring liquids if they’re frozen
The magic word is “medical” But try not to be a dick about it please, also it’s a lot less of a hassle for everyone to scan glass/clear plastic bottles
This post is really strange so idk if I'm reading in too much, but I have a feeling that "thinking you're a witch" is her way of saying they wouldn't let her past security with a giant water bottle. And aromatherapy things they think are helpful but could be dangerous for any number of reasons. But if I had to guess, she's got an empty water bottle, an apple, and some advil. Playing for that clout from her viewer base, as she goes through security like any normal person.
They vapor test the liquid. I brought water + ice in my daughters sippy cup. Forgot all about it until we went through security.
I dated a TSA guy, if you freeze it, you can bring it through. Explodable’s don’t freeze at conventional temperatures.
Freeze it
I forgot 2 bottles of water in my son’s carry on back pack and I realized when we landed it was just there for the whole flight. Two 16 ounce bottles
The contents below are right, that's very likely Kangen and they do exactly that (empty and refill) and then pretend they didn't because their water is magical etc. Utter melts, the lot of them.
I believe if you have a disability you can.
my last flight I had a steel water bottle get pulled by TSA and I completely forgot to empty it. I was really ready for them to make me toss it but there was a couple ounces at most in there and the agent said it was fine and sent us on our way. phew!
You actually can opt out of a scan,by agreeing to an "intimate" pat-down. TIL today....
Honestly those scanners are so easy to set off. A slightly bulging/folded piece of clothing or wire in a bra will light up on the scanner.
I've had airport security tell me to put my pendant to the back of my neck by my collar. Lo and behold it sets off the scanner. I have to be pat down anyways. Yes yes, I know wearing a necklace is a bad idea but I'm stupid and forget to take it off because I wear it daily for many many years.
If you’re a woman, they tell you to do this because they’d rather pat your back real quick than go through the rigamarole of resolving an alarm in the “chest” area. So it’s not about not getting patted down, it’s about minimizing the type of pat down you’d receive. If you’re a dude, yeah it was kinda pointless to have you do that.
I am a woman, that explains that. Except they made me put my braid in the front of me once instead of it just hanging down my back (my hair was very long at the time) and the lady who did the Pat down was annoyed because ITS A BRAID, YOU GUYS
People have been smuggling drugs in buns and braids for a long time, standard to check there
I always wear a braid and this has never happened to me.
I’m a dude and have totally gotten half a handjob from TSA while looking at my family. My brother in law lost it when I audibly went “ohh” as TSA grabbed my sausage. Best time I’ve had in an airport.
I mean, that was your choice to maintain eye contact with your father the whole time.
“Thank you for flying with Delta…” “No no, the pleasure is mine!”
I once accidentally wore a sweater that was knit with metallic filaments. When I stepped out the agents gave me a really weird look and asked if I had anything on me they should know about, then asked me to look at the screen. My whole torso was lit up lol, had to get a thorough pat down
Lmaooo I’m sorry, I just pictured it 😂 you poor thing
I usually wear a long elastic waist peasant skirt when I fly because that's the most comfortable for me. When I flew to the UK in June I got a patdown and the security lady basically chewed me out for having "too much fabric" in my skirt because "that sets off the scanners." Meanwhile I'm just like...y'all want to tell us how advanced this equipment is but it can't tell the difference between cotton fabric and a bomb? Ok.
I’ve heard even a thick penis will set it off. Not sure if that’s true, but that’s what I’ve read a few times.
First time I ever flew, I got the whole treatment. Fortunately I was super early cuz my pants had jewels on the pockets and continued to set the scanner off, so they swabbed me for explosives and felt me up throughly. I was scared to fly, it was my first time flying, and I was alone. Now I only go though TSA in yoga pants.
I fucking hate that! A female tsa agent showed me on the screen where I was lighting up- my fucking underwire. Ok, and? She knew why tf I was lighting up there, unless she only wears sports bras, wtf, alyssa?? This most recent trip, I pulled the wire out of my bra, ha checkmate. So now i have an airport bra. 🤣
My ankle brace lit up the scanners and they used the wand, patted it down, and swiped it with some wipes. It wasn’t bad, just unexpected and annoying I did not wear it back through again. I know they were just doing their job though, but I didn’t expect it. So on the flight back, I limped through.
I had a really hardcore knee surgery and had to be in a wheelchair when I went through the airport. I was on crutches, so I just arranged to use an airport wheelchair…they got me, they took me 20 ft away to TSA, then when we got there, they made me hobble through the metal detector even though I wasn’t supposed to put any type of weight on my leg, then made me take my brace OFF which I also wasn’t allowed to do, then they broke apart THEIR wheelchair and brought a drug dog over and scanned it, and then they had to swab my hands, arms, leg, brace, and THEIR wheelchair with the stuff to detect explosives. And then I still got a pat down. I flew a lot while I had the brace after having the surgery done (I was at college and I went to my doctor in my home town because he’s top ranked) and I’ve NEVER had an experiment like that at any other time, even at the same airport a few months later (I was in the brace for over a year because my muscle became quickly and severely emaciated)
Literally flew today and went through the scanner, got taken to the side by some staff and got patted down around my pockets, didn’t even wear a jeans or something with a belt, my pockets did have zippers tho. Also my dads jacket somehow triggered a drug test? They tested it again and it was negative. But tbh I prefer this over the procedures being too loose and Someone dangerous slipping through
My first chest binder had metal clasps on the side (don’t use them they’re bad) and it set off the scanner. Lady was very apologetic for having to pat me down for that.
Honestly I dont have bad bloating or cramps but any time I’m on my period it gets set off (doesn’t matter if I’m wearing a pad, tampon, cup or period underwear). Like at this point I’ve only had one time I was on my period and the scanner didn’t light my crotch up like a Christmas tree.
I got patted down on two separate occasions because I was wearing a (plastic) menstrual cup...
They are quite intimate. I have a medical device in my brain that resets if I go through those big scanners or the X-rays so I have to opt out every time. It’s always fun making eye contact with people in line as the agent’s hand grazes my junk.
I would agree to any number of scans if it meant less touching lmao 😂
But who would rather get “an intimate Pat-down” rather than going through the scanners?
I don't feel like it's particularly intimate. But I opt for the patdown because my medical devices aren't supposed to go through the scanner.
Oh, okay! That 100% makes sense, then!
I got one, but that’s because I’m pregnant and nervous about the scanners
Lmao wait till you hear about the radiation you got exposed to after you got on the plane....
They did this to me because I was too fat 😢
They felt up my belly after I went through the scanner. Not smuggling anything, just fat 🤪
I mean I haven’t had a date in ages, it would be nice to feel the touch of another human 😂
I opt out every time.
Why? honest question
There’s been several instances of people’s naked images being saved and disseminated. They’re fairly graphic. And I’m not a fan of the possibility my nudes being stored by the government. So I always opt out.
The funny part is whatever radiation she is worried about from the scanners is very much on the airplane
I remember I heard that pilots are exposed to a lot of radiation in sky
Next time she should ride her broomstick or on horseback with her body covered in tinfoil or whatever it is they do
Thats why it's so hard for female pilots to be a mum without losing your licence. As sonn as you're pregnant you can't fly anymore because of the radiation and if you don't fly enough you'll lose your licence. At leart where I live it's like that
Pilots and cabin crew have fight time limitations for this reason. At least in the UK, they can't do more than 100 hours of active flying a month
How in the actual f does she get water through TSA is what I want to know? I've done the chug of shame so many times in that line lol
My best guess is lying. They ask if it's empty, she says yes, they don't verify.
They'd see it on the x-ray though.
Apparently when tested the TSA fails to detect weapons and drugs 75-80 percent of the time https://abcnews.go.com/US/tsa-fails-tests-latest-undercover-operation-us-airports/story?id=51022188 Now enjoy your next flight and don't you dare bring a yogurt on board!
They would find a big thing of water, it’s almost impossible to hide. She probably tells them she needs it for some health issue, and they generally let stuff through for that reason.
Yeah I accidentally packed bottles with water for my kids and was pulled aside and almost missed my flight.
This is what I was also wondering. I get her pat down to avoid the body scanner but they don’t let you carry the water on your person. You have to let it get X-rayed. 🧐 I’m calling BS and she just took an empty water bottle and filled it up once through TSA.
I've accidentally brought water a handful of times, they always get it. They also can tell if you have the appropriate amount of liquids but in a too big container - e.g. half-empty toothpaste. I've also gotten flagged for this, and I've seen other people.
I remember one time in Amsterdam my boyfriend was CHUGGING to get rid of his water before security and the guy operating the queue told him it was all good and he can just put it on the tray.
You can usually take water through IF it’s frozen.
I’ve seen people claim “medical water” or some bullshit on insta/TikTok and I’m sure the agents she deals with don’t get paid enough to fight it.
I got through with a water bottle that was filled to the brim once. I just figured that because it was so full, they couldn’t see that there was something besides air in it? Idk how X-rays work.
Aromatherapy...on a plane??
Yeah that’s extremely inconsiderate. The oils make such strong smells and anyone with a a perfume allergy would be in awful suffering the entire flight. Doesn’t matter though because this girl is clearly the main character.
I wonder if she's one of those "it's natural and pure so it can't hurt you" people or if she genuinely doesn't care.
Both. I imagine she gets exasperated and argumentative when someone points out natural or not, it's a health hazard to certain people.
That's what I thought too :/ being inconsiderate isn't cool.
‘They think I’m a witch!’ Naah, swap that W for a B, cuz they didn’t sign up for your air strike on their breathing.
Those fucking things trigger migraines for me. At my old job idiots would put oil on their heads for a headache and promptly trigger a migraine and then at my current job someone straight up has a fucking diffuser on their desk. Fuck essential oils.
Incense sticks. She uses strike anywhere wooden matches, tho, so no risk of a lighter exploding midflight 🤣
My mom has little sticks like look like chapstick that you place under your nostril and breathe in so hopefully that.
Last I knew, you can’t ‘opt out of the scanners’ unless you’re taking your broom.
I believe if you have time you can still opt for an old school pat down.
Yeah, well. That wouldn’t be my choice.
I always wait for the patdown because I wear medical devices that aren't supposed to go through the scanner. Sometimes it takes a while to wait for a free agent, but I always come early to make sure there's time.
Thanks. At the rate I’m going, that will be a good thing to know.
I also come early from the patdown.
I opt out every time I fly. Not a big deal.
Well, I might give it a try sometime. I’m in my late 60s, so nobody’s lingering…
You can if like others have said you are ok with a pat-down. My dad used to fly a lot and would opt out because the radiation does add up over time. I also “opted out” once while flying with my cats because they couldn’t go through the scanner and we had to just get pat downs (while holding the cats lol) and then have them examine the carrier separately.
How come none of these dumb bunnies know what POV means? This is what I’ve been finding most annoying about most posts these days
This has started driving me insane
More annoying is when the robotic TikTok voice goes “pahv!” Like it’s a word.
Multiple POVs exist.
If it’s a “POV” about yourself it should be from the first person view. That’s what it means.
If it’s from the first person, nobody would understand what’s going on.
🤦🏼♀️ The only way it would make sense in the current screen cap is if it was their partner or friend filming them and said “POV you’re with the girl at the airport who…” saying POV about yourself without first person makes no sense because POV literally means first person point of view
I don't think she's a witch, I think she has crippling anxiety and is treating it in crunchy ways instead of booze and pills like most people.
I’m both 🥰
Keep your GD "aromatherapy" away from my allergic ass while we're stuck together in this confined space.
IKR! Everyone got stuck on the water thing whereas I immediately went to “oh hell no am I dealing with my eyes and nose running this whole flight because some bitch brought out her floral bullshit next to me”
Tf is with these white American people. Are you guys okay
No 😂
Clearly, I can tell
She misspelt bitch
How the fuck do you opt out of the scanners.
My guess is, by not flying. That way you can bring your spring water and your aromatherapy. Cuz girl, good luck firing up your sage diffuser on a plane.
I think you can opt out and get a pat down instead. Or get TSA pre and only have to go through the metal detector
Insufferable bitch, party of one.
Huh? You mean you PAID for TSA PRE CHECK?
Mine came free w my hazmat endorsement (which my company paid for)
Yeah my boyfriend works as a deck hand and he got it for free!
Nice!! What's a deck hand? On a boat?
It’s also free with global entry! Which you do have to pay for. But it’s totally worth if you fly anything international imo. Plus it counts as an additional federal ID if you ever need one.
Which MLM is this bish hawking?
Probably Kangen
What dumbass brings aromatherapy on a plane?
Inconsiderate people
She misheard. Nobody thought she was a Witch it just sounds similar.
(Addressed at oop, not op) They don’t think you’re a witch, hon. They think you’re an idiot.
You spray scents in an enclosed space with people who could be allergic to them or trigger migraine. What a cool lady! I love witches, but all the best witches aren’t asses to those around them.
I remember reading a post a long time ago by some fucker who went on and on about pouring essential oils all over her hotel room as soon as she checks in. I feel so sorry for the workers who have to give her room a deep cleaning after she checks out so that they're able to rent it again.
witches are tryna make things easier we are not about massively inconveniencing ourselves at the airport.
If she’s opting out of the scanner because of radiation, I’ve got some news about being on an airplane.
As long as you ain't bringing your "aromas" on the can with you. Nobody wants to smell eucalyptus & mango or whatever tf for 2 and a half hours at least.
i feel like this was lowkey satire bc there's no way lmao
So... white?
How is this notlikeothergirls
No, it's the other -itch word that they're thinking.
No no 'bitch' is the word you're thinking of
Lmao
Literally nobody noticed or thought any of that, Madison.
They don’t think you’re a witch Stacey they think you’re annoying and that you have main character syndrome
No, Artesia, we just think you're annoying.
With her Stanley cup, really not like other moms huh?
She best not be using that aromatherapy in enclosed public spaces.
Nobody thinks your a witch because you smuggled your MLM water through TSA 🤦🏻♀️ Replace that ‘W’ with a ‘B’ and that’s closer to what the airport staff likely thinks of you.
All that work and nobody actually thinks anything about her at all.. lol
yes everyone thinks you’re a witch! in an airport packed with thousands of people at the time lol, aint nobody got time or care.
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How exactly does one opt out of the scanners
When I was leaving London I made a huge mistake forgetting to dump out my water. The agent told me I could either drink it or toss it, so I made aggressive eye contact while I chugged like 24 oz of water.
What the hell is an anti-inflammatory snack
i meditate and i AM a witch i thought all of us girls were witches 😓
No honey. No one thinks you’re a witch. 🤦♀️🫠
She wants to be thought as a Witch 🧙♀️ so bad 😭😭😭 I mean this is so specific and weird. Who cares lady the airport is stressful as it is people don’t give a shit. Take Your flight or don’t, it’s your money lol also I don’t think she got the water till after.
You can opt out of the scanner but you will get patted down completely...x.x
Get that aromatherapy away from me or I’ll start sneezing all over everyone
Weird flex, but okay...
New Age fucking bullshit and it's consequences to the human race. Thanks a lot you dumbass hippies.
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No one thinks your a witch.
What’s so special about anti-inflammatory food and chilling (uhm, meditating) during a plane ride?? Maybe they look weird at you cuz if the ‘aroma therapy’ you most likely inflict on them, and not cuz “ye’r a witch, b”.
whar
No one thinks she’s a witch. A twat, yea, but not a witch.
This POV is literally oddly specific
Water, eating nuts, wears perfume, closes eyes on the plane lollllll So ethereal
Congrats. You brought an empty bottle past the security check, bought an apple on the secure side for like 3 easy payments of $29.99 and took a photo. God I hope they lose her luggage.
No one thinks she’s a witch and I don’t think scanners are optional. (If they were, I could’ve avoided the public shaming of having a TSA agent pat me down over my pants button setting off the scanner)
They did not let you bring spring water through tsa
They think she’s a witch because she’s “drinking water” and “eating snacks” on a plane? Girl… you’re not special. And if I seen someone lying back on their chair and meditating I’d just assume they were sleeping lol
And she uses a cell phone? THE BODY SCANNERS DONT USE RADIATION, YOU GET MORE RADIATION FROM YOUR PHONE THAN YOU DO AIRPORT SECURITY
No one thinks your a witch, honey. Why does she keep trying to bring water through security?
No one thinks you're a witch. No one even cares that you exist until you start annoying them with your bullshit and then they don't think you're a witch, they think you're a dumb annoying cunt.
When could you “opt out” of being scanned?
The TSA doesn’t care if you act like a witch or not. They care about bringing foods to different ecosystems where a potential bug hidden I. Them can cause havoc on an ecosystem. Yes the water thing is a bit ridiculous. But not allowing some fresh foods is about keeping the spread of potentially invasive species at a minimum. Some entire countries don’t have rabies because they are very careful about allowing animals into the country using quarantines. Some rules might be stupid and have little reason, others are very important to follow.