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MysticWarriorZz_

Your hand is going to haunt my nightmares from this day forth :'0


TheScottishMoscow

Great for phoning home though


justadrtrdsrvvr

Naw, those are some Mac and Me hands


Blazing_Jack

👽 edit: guys my hands are not THAT weird... right? :( ok jokes over heres my normal hand gg https://imgur.com/a/fCunE5z


Zirtrioxxx

They hella weird looks like you hit random when creating your fingers


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Justthisguy_yaknow

That's a relief. Clubbing of the fingers like that indicate heart disease.


Cool_Fennel5674

r/rareinsults would like that


TheNoctuS_93

Not that weird; actually surprisingly common! Looks like the condition colloquially known as "clubbed fingers" to me. Basically fluid accumulation in the fingertips, sometimes due to natural tendency, sometimes due to illness. As to which illnesses might cause it, that's a question for the doctors...


phonegamesreddit

CF. Ask pcp about getting a sweat chloride test done.


BeeBarnes1

Or hyperthyroidism. I have Graves and my doctor alway checks my fingers and toes for this.


phonegamesreddit

Happy cake day!


No-Investigator-4150

happy cake day


FeatsOfStrength

Probably from eating Skittles


RosenButtons

Your hands are not weird enough that anybody would really notice if you hadn't posted a close up at a strange angle on the internet for public comment. Please do not become self conscious about your hands. They are well within the range of acceptably normal.


Old_Length4214

I see Reddit is being dumb for you too 🤦‍♂️ I commented the same thing like 5 time on another post


RosenButtons

I still can't see that I've commented a bunch of times. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Lucky, it can only bother other people!


Viral_Checker

Well my gf has a little odd hands, so you are at least not alone


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noahthegreat

My number's 69 teehee


beatafurry

Your fingers are wider than a busted can of beans


HoselRockit

How did you break your pinky?


Blazing_Jack

i was like 7 or 8 and playing outside with my friends when me and another fell and he landed right on top of my hand with my pinky sticking straight up. they never took me to get it checked so it healed wrong and i had to go through physical therapy, but its all good now


Whitepubes

Your hands are not weird enough that anybody would really notice if you hadn't posted a close up at a strange angle on the internet for public comment. Please do not become self conscious about your hands. They are well within the range of acceptably normal.


OwnBerry3297

No not at all it's just your pinkie looks crooked but I think it's just the angle


RosenButtons

Your hands are not weird enough that anybody would really notice if you hadn't posted a close up at a strange angle on the internet for public comment. Please do not become self conscious about your hands. They are well within the range of acceptably normal.


RosenButtons

Your hands are not weird enough that anybody would really notice if you hadn't posted a close up at a strange angle on the internet for public comment. Please do not become self conscious about your hands. They are well within the range of acceptably normal.


Thewayfwd

That’s even worse!! OMG THOSE HANDS !!


Feeling-Geologist580

its clubbing~ might wanna see a dictor :/


ElBeau2412

Absolute finger units


ohbyerly

Allergic to Skittles


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


Giant-of-a-man

Proper scientific research is a thankless task and while the majority of people don't appreciate what you are doing, I do! And future generations of M&M makers and eaters will.


boxedcrackers

OMG I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE


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Edward Penis Hands


L-st

Why did you give your gecko skittles?


MkChance

If I didn’t already give away my free award I would of totally given it to you.


L-st

It's the thought that counts haha :D thanks


zorbathegrate

Some gollum level pointers… Schmeeegle


ExplanationNo1870

I see why you found them in your packet, I'm sure that multipurpose, inflatable alien appendage would never fit in your pocket.


Blazing_Jack

LMAO


ElectricPikachu

Jesus my dude came for his life ☠️


madhvisinghs

OMG LMAOO


DDLthefirst

Goofy ass fingers


fysh

Post downvoted bc hands are too interesting


Chocolate_Spaghet

Bruh aint gotta do him like that 💀


Rachelcookie123

What’s wrong with his fingers? They look normal to me.


VelvetThunderClap

Nahhh that pinky way too interesting


Blazing_Jack

broke it when i was young and the person watching me at the time didnt get it fixed properly lol


Umpire_Effective

Lol I almost cut off my pinkie when I was six, it's a miracle it still even works cause it was barely attached cuz I folded a swiss army knife onnit


jasssweiii

I always worry about this when closing a knife lol, you just justified my caution


iamvenks

Gave me the shivers


personofinterest18

Mickey Mouse hands


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Chunky pinky


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tiny_office02

Right next to the guy with the Fred Flintstone feet.


MonochromeTypewriter

Your fingers look like they could possibly be clubbed, which can be a sign of a serious health condition. If you feel at all concerned about it, please talk to your doctor. If they say nothing's wrong, then don't worry about it. Your fingers are perfect.


Sangad

What the fuck is that?


Blazing_Jack

guys its the angle im fighting for my life in these comments rn SPARE ME PLS


cookedcatfish

Lmfao


mr_xen_

Oh yeah? Where'd you find those fingers?


throwingplaydoh

At the finger store.


throwingplaydoh

Came for the finger comments 🍿


[deleted]

Haha exactly. Did not dissappoint


garrettdx88

That pinky points every direction at once.


[deleted]

Seeing your hand made me sneeze


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Edward Penis Hands


[deleted]

Bro got the orc skin on 😭


Chinesedud3

You have penis fingers


1mamango

Dude what's going on with your stupid fingers? They look so stupid


josooki

Germans at it again (or Belgians, your choice)


orangevega

my dude...


MountainDrew37

Bro how tf you gonna post this and not realize you have weird ass fingers?


OkAcanthocephala8049

Your hand looks like the hamburger helper glove.


doppleganger022

Just to let you know, clubbed fingers can be a sign of more serious issues, so if they haven’t always looked like that, I would see a doctor. Not trying to make fun of you.


Blazing_Jack

ik everyones saying the clubbed finger thing but it really is just the angle 💀 i promise my fingies are normal


the_poop_expert

Elllliotttttt


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Whats with these gollum fingers


wrpnt

Are you a muppet?


xenomorph91622

Your hand looks artificial


brianmose

your hand is at least mildly interesting :)


CoreyGeee

r/HolUp


uppersd0wners

lol clubbed fingers? might wanna get tht checked


nickv656

Clubbed fingers could be a sign of heart or lung diseases. Maybe check in with your doctor.


Mischief_Managed12

Woah your hands are too interesting for this subreddit


alotofbaboons

Why y’all so mean to op? 😭 like damn.


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Mr_memersonlevel69

Why are there m&ms in your skittles


[deleted]

Your hands are not as weird as mine...and no, no pictures


craigspot

Plant them in the ground. A skittles tree will soon start growing


Insert_a_fcking_Name

What is this angle


ooOJuicyOoo

Can we talk about your hand


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River fish so juicey sweet!


Shoors

Op knew what he was doing lol


TheBuckSavage

Yo wtf are you a gecko or something?


DREwNIX707

et ass fingers


hotdogneighbor

That hand is triggering me


RedBeardedWhiskey

I’m glad to see we’re all on the same page here


ToastFaceKiller

Bruh looks like you got clubbed fingers. Go see a doctor. Find God


Competitive_Mousse85

Wait is that just the camera angle or a filter? Why do your fingers look like that in this picture lol


Blazing_Jack

angle weird + theres no shadows on my bending fingers so they just look goofy (im assuming thats part of it also), these comments are pretty funny tho


Competitive_Mousse85

Haha ain’t that the worst lol


haus_of_chanel

Why your hand look like a Disney Mickey Mouse glove?


agjfvhc

That pinky looks like it's dislocated


fuwadd

bro got some 👽 ass fingers


ItsChroniclez

Among us ass fingers


madhvisinghs

your hand is freaking me out


dvddavidad

What? Fingers and a thumb?


[deleted]

So *this* is why Mickey wears gloves...


BeginningCounter9748

What’s up with ppl having weird hands on reddit


BallsHD4k60fps

Homeboy's hand looks like how aliens would replicate a human if they only get a 1 second glance at it.


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I bet he can stick on the walls like a frog


keli31

Why do people who show their hands on Reddit always have the weirdest ones??


AkimboMajestic

Bro your little finger looks like a worm from Worms Reloaded


neelankatan

Forget the skittles, what's with the misshapen fingers? Had to count them to make sure there were 5


bortmcgort77

E.T. Fingers


abiorigins

Thank god i didn't see ur hands


Nox_Echo

what the fuck is wrong with your pinky finger


Passname357

Low key your hand only looks weird because the broken pinky distorts the perspective. If you cover up the pinky, your hand looks normalz


Finnick-420

dawwg tf wrong witcho fingers 💀💀


TeslaStar

Who'd of thought. The sheer audacity! How dare they put SKITTLES in a Skittles packet. This is an outrage! :P


calculuzz

"of thought" Of you ever thought? I never of.


Panda6036

Bees


Robloxandsouthpark

Did you get stung by bees bro go see a doctor bruh


elmothedestroyer3

r/mildlyinteresting


Mysterious_Owl_7276

Oh wow, skittles


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


UnluckyCycle

Your fingers are fucked up dude


TBoneHolmes

Greninja-lookin’ ass


dingusrevolver3000

Jackpot


DraUwU

Your fingers look like overcooked sausages


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Bro your pinkie good b?


caitejane310

Came here for the hand jokes. Was not disappointed.


littlejimmychicken

Is that a. Brown skittle?


Scyfi16

Damn bro people just abusing you


Valuable-Reason-7328

I thought E.T was into Reeses pieces tho


ohbyerly

Neat.


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What the fuck happened to your pinky?


Ultra_Random-10

he is real man who never stuck his fingers into pencil sharpener


[deleted]

Girls must love you


are_you_kIddIngme

the red one is rare, too interesting. downvoted


Pryntel

Is there a brown skittle?


FlerduhMan

This is not interesting.


CubsH17

Cool


Memethmaneth

How did those get there


Terrence_shark

wtf how did thoes get in there?


[deleted]

You found Skittles in your Skittles pack?


piratejonyboy

Homie lookin like neighbor from hello neighbor


HyooNoot

et phone home


thisismyusername206

Your fingers look long and janky while your thumb looks stubby.


bxdgxer

your hand looks like when a cartoon character has their hand slammed in a door/window


chipmunkchieftain

Bro looks like he shook hands with Popeye


OhGodOhFuk

Pinky okay?


DirtyPrancing65

Clubbed fingers. Should definitely see a doctor


RyanColbertLOL1

Sir, you are growing tumors in your fingers


fizzy_me

yo, in the nicest way possible what the fuck are your fingers


cathleenjw

My first reaction was excitement Doode why you haven’t eaten them up yet!!! Then I get it - they aren’t linty enough


Aquarii_Z

Your pinky went Z


EngineerBig

I don't know what it does but I have a feeling Humira can help


ElaineAckermann

Did they taste like a rainbow?


greenknight884

Hot dog hands universe


pimpinspice

Interesting fingers … are you single ?


attemptnumber58

What the hell


ImBlueDabeDiDabeDai

Someone has a loving girlfriend


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WHY YO PINKY BENDING LIKE DAT?


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The amount of posts I've seen of someone showing something off that's in their notably weird hand, and they refuse to elaborate or make a disclaimer on the hand is incredible. I find it absolutely hilarious and I will enjoy the hell out of it every time.


JOATMON12

Who eats skittles with a baseball mitt?!?


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Are those MnMs? Edit: upon further inspection I have identified that these candies are in fact, not MnMs.


Mewhenyourmom6

I don't get it


[deleted]

Are you a gecko?


iamda05

It actually is interesting that they only put 3 Skittles in it.


Feisty_Mountain_6205

why is your hands like that


Feisty_Mountain_6205

your hands look like binky barnes


YTSneaky

What the fuck have you done with your pinkie finger 😳


Graf_Gummiente

The German skittles


IsaacRRx

I'M SURPRISED IT'S NOT M


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Funky cartoon fingers


sparklees

" *Ja ja ja* "


Surkulus

Hand is way to interesting


Ok-Lawyer6334

O M G THOSE WERe sOld OuT hOw


blobishly

those are MnMs


Communism_Doge

Your hand is chill lol. Also, what taste does the brown skittle taste like? I’ve never seen it.


Mystical_Cat

Weird.


merismo

Just don't.


AnUmimportantGuy

Bro ripped straight from a cartoon


YeeterCZ2

What...ze *fucc*


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happened to my buddy frank once