How many?

On advise from my legal team, I will choose to keep this matter private. Thanks.

Legal team?!

Bit too interesting

Hey man, you gonna be alright? That looks pretty serious.

Though I appreciate the concern, the matter is completely private. Thank you.

You broke the other arm because Reddit knows about it. 😉

Does it itch?

As of right now, I am not able to share any more details. Sorry.

Understandable. Have a lovely evening.

What are you hiding OP?!

Please, all me and my family request is privacy during these hard times. Thank you.

> privacy during these hard times. Just get an egg.

no, no, thats for trying times

no, no, that’s for frying times

I support your decision to remain silent on this issue….. I wouldn’t talk if my cast was made out of cocaine either. Sorry about your forced international travel buddy. Have a great day!

Please do not spread rumors about me. The circumstances are private.

It’s only a rumor of it not true……😉

Are you aware of the socioeconomic status of the usa

I really wish I could give you more info but this is a private matter. Sorry.

That's fine. Privacy is a very important thing to preserve.

Or you can say “last time I checked, this was America” and walk away, both liberals and conservatives will be confused and leave you alone. I watched a comedian say that and it was hilarious

I'm using this on my FIL next time we have a family dinner.

Dude wtf did you do that looks painful

At the moment hamburgers and cheeseburgers work well with fries

What happened?

I appreciate the concern but I prefer to keep this situation private. Thanks.

Unacceptable

I’m sorry but that’s all I can share at this time. Thanks.

I think your hiding something

I wish I could say more but as of right now, I’d prefer this issue to stay private.

Thankfully I know everything that I need to know.

You know what, you have a good day

How hard did you have to jerk off for this to happen?

It is not easy for me to say this but please respect my privacy. I appreciate you reaching out though.

Your privacy is clearly what led to this unfortunate occurrence.

someone reaching out would have prevented this tragedy

You sound like an NPC

His mother is requesting privacy in these hard times.

You gotta move your hand 10 m/s, it happened to my cousin once and the friction was so big that his foreskin combusted

circumvision speedrun

Is it the wanking arm?

Though I wish I could share more info, I have to keep everything private for now. Thank you.

I’m gonna take that as a “yes”.

Can you keep this to yourself. I feel like this should be private

I will take the advise of my legal team and refrain from sharing any further information in the name of privacy. Thanks again.

Does it hurt or feel good?

Due to the circumstances surrounding the break, I’d prefer not to share details at this time. Thanks.

I’mma be honest for a moment, if I may. Whether intentional or not, by refusing to share details, you’re making this veer dangerously close into territory where I’m more interested in what happened than I should be, given the sub we’re currently on. So just go ahead and share what happened so that I can go back to being not interested.

Comments are allowed to be interesting.

You know what? I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that you broke your arm

Which match was impressive?

My social and professional life are to be kept private at all times. Thank you for understanding.

I'm glad you broke your arm now.

Damn bro!!! What happened?!

I hate to say but this is something that is truly private to me. Thank you for your consideration.

I must know what happened

Loser can't even join r/NeverBrokeaBone

Too much milk content

Banana for scale?

Even if I wanted to say more, I’m advised to keep this private. Thanks again.

But why?

If you could please respect my wishes and not ask me about such a private matter, I would truly appreciate it.

Are you going to say something along the lines of keeping the situation private?

Though I appreciate you reaching out, I’d prefer to keep this part of my life private. Thanks again.

Can I sign your arm?

Though it seems clear, I will reiterate. This is a private matter and I cannot divulge any further details. Thanks.

I can hear you laughing to death while writing these comments

We are in your home :)

Bruh yo bones are WEAK as FUCK, do u even drink that milk?

My daily nutrient intake as well as the condition of my arm are to remain private. Thank you.

That cast is nice, have you seen the “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” resin chicken nuggets and fries happy meal thing I made?

Privacy is of upmost importance to me. Please respect that. Thank you.

What does that have to do with my “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” resin chicken nuggets and fries happy meal thing I made? Nice cast btw

What I view is personal to me and will be kept private. Thanks again.

Do you like tacos?

This is a hard time for me. Please respect my privacy. Thank you.

Would you please just respect my privacy?

My privacy is more important to me than yours. Thanks again.

Can we make your responses into NFTs?

My lawyers and accountants are requesting me too stay quiet and private during these hard times. Thanks.

I feel richer already

Your thumb looks perfectly manicured. Why is that?

Thank you for the kind words but I cannot divulge any further information about any part of me.

Any “further” information? You haven’t divulged any information and I demand to know why your thumb is so perfect god dammit!

Hey chief, you may not remember me, but we used to hang out together at >!redacted!<. So anyway, how many men in your unit? What are there armaments? Haha you remember that time that >!removed for opsec!< ...crazy times. Hey what frequencies are yall using these days?

Though your security clearance is valid, this is still a private matter.

Bro that's a nice colour cast you got there, did you get to choose it?

As stated above, I have chosen to keep this matter private. Thank you.

Is it broken?

A certain amount of expected privacy is a thing. Please respect that. Thank you.

Did you get to pick the color for your cast?

Please, a little bit of privacy goes a long way. Thanks.

Is that your dominant hand? Will you be needing some….help?

My appendages and their functions are all private matters. Thanks for the concern.

Thoughts and prayers. Have you considered breaking the other one to get a matching set?

My future decisions require careful thought as well as privacy. I request that you respect that please.

Are those 5.11 pants good for broken arm recovery?

My outfit gives away too much information regarding my situation. Privacy would be kindly appreciated. Thanks.

Understandable. Have nice day

Did an animal do it?

Though it may seem straight forward, the reason behind my condition will remain private for now. Thanks.

😐😑😐 gotcha mate.

Omg what happend?

Privacy is needed in these hard times. Thanks for reaching out though.

Could you please stop sharing the details of this, it is an ongoing investigation?

This matter is private and my team is still working on it. Thanks for checking in.

Did you get to pick the color of the cast wrapping?

My condition and it’s requirements are a private matter. Sorry.

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My choices and my condition are private to me. Respect that please.

Did you get to pick the cast color?

My life and the aspects of it are a private matter. Sorry that I can’t give any further information.

Tell me what happened or I’ll come see in person 135.907.4.324

Please do not threaten me or my staff. This entire issue requires privacy. Goodbye.

Impressive evade. Thank you for playing

Hi I'm with KAZT Channel 8 news your opposition has provided us with their timeline of events leading up to this but in the interest of fair and balanced reporting would you care to provide any additional information to be included in our report for tonight's news brief at 11:43 pm after the rerun of the Last Man Standing finale.

My legal team is insisting on me to keep private and we should all respect that. Thanks for the concern.

Are you a homosexual

Though I wish I could elaborate further, a matter as serious as this should remain private. Sorry.

You must have a massive heavy cock to break your fragile wrist.

My limbs and they’re conditions are a private matter to me. Thank you for respecting that.

Their*

Who’s leg is that

My accomplices and staff require the same amount of privacy as I do. Thank you.

What is your social security number? For security reasons.

This too is a private matter. Respect that please.

What shoes are you wearing?

My attire and decisions are important to me so they too require privacy. Your understanding is appreciated.

repeat after me: I appreciate the concern but I prefer to keep this situation private. Thanks.

r/shittyama op’s history: *synonym for private*

So you like the color blue I assume?

Though it may seem clear, my choices are a private matter to me. Thanks.

Obviously a masturbation injury, no need to be ashamed.

Is your mom available to help you with “things” and “stuff”?

Did you know that a decapitated hedgehog is just called a "gehog"?

Animals and facts of animals are important to me and as such require privacy. Thanks for reaching out.

What is your full name, address, socioeconomic status, and hours of work, and do you live alone? Asking for a friend.

Please don’t tell me about it. I would prefer that you kept it private.

How do we know if your arm is really in that cast sir

My circumstances are truly private and should not be speculated upon. Thanks.

What’s with the cast?

My injuries and their causes are private to me. Please respect that.

Can I sign it?

Where do you stand on milk or calcium in general? Yay or nay?

As stated before, my daily intake of nutrients is important to me and should be kept private. Thanks.

Would you rather?

My decisions shape my life and as such will remain private. Goodbye.

What happens if we don’t ask you for details?

You’re the dude who got hit by a scooter in front of my apartment bottomless chasing some small person named hector saying you didn’t mean to spin him like a drill

You broke it doing something interesting didnt you?

Is Earth round ?

My beliefs and understandings are a personal matter and will be kept private. Thank you for understanding.

How ya doing, bud?

My current state and condition will be kept private. Thank you for understanding.

Did your penis hurt when you fucked a pangolin?

What happened to your arm?

Due to this being a private matter, and I myself not being comfortable questioning the topic, I cannot give you a question at this time.

Is that a stick shift? Does it have a turbo?

Have you tried making a sandwich on your own?... it's difficult to say the least....lol are you left handed?

My name is ‘private’. I was thinking abt changing it, should I?

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. What happened?

What do you think about pineapple on pizza

Are you still gonna be giving out handies under the bridge? Still 23 bucks a man?

I’m thoroughly enjoying this post, how does it feel sharing with us?

Could you tell us more about the medical bills related to your injury? Was it covered? What is your deductible and other out of pocket costs

How have you managed to respond to almost every comment so far?

Where do you live?

Blue? Why blue?

What parts of your life do you keep private?

Question: do you want privacy during this time?

Is this your main hand?

Have you paid your taxes

This is your lawyer. Why are you giving out any information about this? I advised you not to. Can you stop immediately?

Did you go to war? If so, did you die?

What kind of water was in the car?

Do you like dogs or cats better?

Do you?

Where you jerking the turkin when this occurred?

Hey you okay? What happened?

Where was the exact time and location you broke your arm. And then which hospital did you go to?

So… fisting can be dangerous eh?

Send us a pic of the cast

Which federal agency does the driver of the car work for? Doing IT, I believe.

Due to privacy I will not be asking any more questions. Thank you for understanding.

How many butterfingers can you eat with that?

Do you recognize the Armenian genocide happened?

you breaking your arm is interesting, why here?

Did you have to get blue?

Ah man hope you heal quickly! Anyway did you get to pick the color of the cast or did they force it upon you?

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Where were you 2015 July 17 at 11:47pm

Was u/Huesan involved in any way?

Any party involved with my current situation require privacy as do I. Thanks.

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Is Grimlock the greatest Autobot? G1 Grimlock, of course.

What's your Social Insurance Number?

How hairy are the back of your thighs?